Medellin Reports

[SlapShot10]

And don't worry about how many other guys these Chicas are banging? My lord, you don't think your crew of Barbie Dolls and Playboy Bunny's have lots of guys there banging besides you.

How dare you, Sir!

It sounds like his girlfriend does the hunting for him. I smell BS of someone who supposedly spends what you do but afraid to approach an easy street girl and spend $18 total for girl and room.

He is a fool to think his GF does not have several younger guys banging her like he is banging other chics.

I've pulled the trigger at New Life plenty of times, but just haven't made the leap for a Veracruz girl. As Surfer said, it's certainly not the money. It's got to be the environment. I'm not all horned-up walking around Centro. I'm on high-alert. Sensory overload, and not in a good way. I am not afraid to approach, I'm just not so intrigued by what happens after that. I think if they had a popcorn cart and reggaeton playing, I might be willing to sneak in to let off a few mighty roars. My chica lives with me, so if she has young guys banging her, she's doing a hell of a job hiding it. She was a lesbian for years, so I don't get the vibe she's looking for dick. She loves it when I tuck mine ;) But, of course, fair point, and more often that note, you can throw that shit at the wall and it will stick. Ex-Wifey did the hunting, for me, but Pinky doesn't enjoy that. She's just available when I find something, or her friends are all down to join. I guess, when I have that option always in my back pocket, it makes it harder to want to pop my cherry in Centro. That being said, I promise everyone I will do it and report back. Definitely not today, probably not tomorrow, maybe not before May, but I'll do it. Enough has been discussed. I like the blindfold kidnapping idea. Maybe we can arrange a group field trip, like the Slender Man!

Happy St Patty's!

[JjBee62]

I think Hotel Mairuba is cleaner and is cheaper. I think it is 12,000 COP for 1 hour but we will round up to 15,000 COP to be safe. It is right around the corner from where she stands. Seriously, a 20 second walk. I saw her during the lock down but never took her. She was one of the few that wanted 50 versus the normal 30. Struck me as a red flag. If she is unwilling to go right around the corner to a better hotel than the one she is standing in front of then forget about her. 50,000 her + 15,000 hotel = 65,000 COP.

It sounds like his girlfriend does the hunting for him. I smell BS of someone who supposedly spends what you do but afraid to approach an easy street girl and spend $18 total for girl and room.

He is a fool to think his GF does not have several younger guys banging her like he is banging other chics.

I expect it's more comfort level than fear. If he walks into a short time room and sees a roach run up the wall, it might put him off his game. If the girl peels off her panties and the room smells like the bathroom on a tuna boat, he may no longer be interested.

His MO is to have girls hang out in the jacuzzi, which helps to wash away any odors and exposes any hidden body damage. Picking a girl off the street, who knows how many hours she's been there, or how many guys have taken her to the room. Does she shower after each one, or just give the cuca a quick splash?

Why would his girl have several younger guys banging her? She's at least equally interested in girls and it sounds like she spends most her time in his condo. Most the girls I know who are working, have either one regular boyfriend, or none, and they have their customers. They aren't coming to Poblado to fuck a guy for money and then going back to Manrique to fuck 8 guys for free.

[Traveling Dom]

Wish I can see a gustos girl face when you offer her 30 mil, please take a pic of her face when you do that, the board will love it!

I meant offer whatever girl whatever price, but didn't feel like putting a separate price for the gusto girl. I understand they charge 10 x that sometimes.

[Traveling Dom]

Quiero sexo oral natural, sin condon. I want oral sex natural, without condom.

Te quiero besarme con lengua. I want you to kiss me with tongue.

Those are literal translations, they'll understand.

Thanks. Is sexo sin condon what people mean on the boards when they say GFE? I thought GFE for mongers was just unrushed, kissing and BBBJ?

[Zakmo]

It is not semantics. I am just telling you that you are being fooled by parlor tricks.

Well those chicks are not shaped like you are led to believe and they are all wearing corsets. The more you know...

I appreciate your concern but I've been with chicks like the ones on the site before here in the US. Yes, there angles, yes they wear corsets / waist trainers but even when all is said and done, they still have the large, big asses and wide hips that I like. I know what to expect when they're fully nude, I've been there before.

Again, thanks for your intel about DR.

[Bottom Feeder]

This is the second posting this as the previous post went into Cyber Space.

I was walking to the bus from Villa Mimosa in Rio about 2005 at about 1 am. Three teenage thugs stopped me and wanted money. Aw sh- I threw the wad of bills in kept in my shirt pocket into the air and ran. They forgot all about me and scrambled for about $20 USD in Brazilian Reals and about $5 in Mexican pesos.

Also I usually took a cab but they seldom came back into the Villa. I usually walked around with a chicken on a stick stick pointing down in my right hand. Now days if I feel danger I walk the other way in the middle of the street and hail a cab. I do a lot fewer dumb things as I approach 75.

Cali is my first choice but more and more I am attracted to MDE as there are a lot more gringo to shoot the bull with, Next visit in in April and might rent a condo or what ever for a year or so.

BF.

[Surfer500]

I think Hotel Mairuba is cleaner and is cheaper. I think it is 12,000 COP for 1 hour but we will round up to 15,000 COP to be safe. It is right around the corner from where she stands. Seriously, a 20 second walk. I saw her during the lock down but never took her. She was one of the few that wanted 50 versus the normal 30. Struck me as a red flag. If she is unwilling to go right around the corner to a better hotel than the one she is standing in front of then forget about her. 50,000 her + 15,000 hotel = 65,000 COP.

It sounds like his girlfriend does the hunting for him. I smell BS of someone who supposedly spends what you do but afraid to approach an easy street girl and spend $18 total for girl and room.

He is a fool to think his GF does not have several younger guys banging her like he is banging other chics.

Everybody rolls different, and I can see guys used to staying in Luxury Penthouses with lots of cash to burn, and having girls pimp for them as a way to roll. So with that being said, I can see the aversion of someone who rolls that way having difficulty pulling the trigger in El Centro. It has nothing to do with money as it's all about how someone is used to rolling. I personally don't patronize bars / clubs, and would be like a fish out of water in that type of atmosphere, so I can understand his dilemma.

[Mr Enternational]

Aight man, if you say so. I'm not really here to argue semantics. Thanks for your previous intel.

It is not semantics. I am just telling you that you are being fooled by parlor tricks. I have been to these countries countless times and fucked all shapes and sizes of women. As has been said, those chicks are no different than the ones at Walmart when that shit comes off. OK. Why do you suppose all of them have on shirts and you can only see them from the back? Just a coincidence right?

They are selling you a car by only allowing you to look at the right rear quarter panel. Come on man, what you need to see the rest of the car for. Just look how shiny this one part is. Then you get it home and realize you have been had.

It reminds me of some years back regular visitors to the Dominican Republic were baffled because the chicks lived around all that water, but whenever invited for a swim seemed to be afraid of water. I had to explain to them that it was not that the chicks could not swim, but most of them have fake and/or processed hair and it would fuck up if they got into water. These regular visitors thought the Dominican chicks' hair was natural like a white chick and they could just get into water with no consequences.

Well those chicks are not shaped like you are led to believe and they are all wearing corsets. The more you know...

[Orgasmico]

Streets can be a bit raw in Centro. Occasionally, you see someone getting robbed or Colombians catching a thief and beating the hell out of them.

https://youtu.be/Vb66XPzw0VY

[LoveItHere69]

Your just making excuses! Get off your ass and get to El Centro. The rooms at Premium Plaza are spotless and they have hot water and you get two towels, however you won't get a showerhead but probably a toilet seat. LOL.

And screw romancing the stone, and there is actually a hunt, your actually looking for buried treasure!

And don't worry about how many other guys these Chicas are banging? My lord, you don't think your crew of Barbie Dolls and Playboy Bunny's have lots of guys there banging besides you.

I think Hotel Mairuba is cleaner and is cheaper. I think it is 12,000 COP for 1 hour but we will round up to 15,000 COP to be safe. It is right around the corner from where she stands. Seriously, a 20 second walk. I saw her during the lock down but never took her. She was one of the few that wanted 50 versus the normal 30. Struck me as a red flag. If she is unwilling to go right around the corner to a better hotel than the one she is standing in front of then forget about her. 50,000 her + 15,000 hotel = 65,000 COP.

It sounds like his girlfriend does the hunting for him. I smell BS of someone who supposedly spends what you do but afraid to approach an easy street girl and spend $18 total for girl and room.

He is a fool to think his GF does not have several younger guys banging her like he is banging other chics.

[LoveItHere69]

Obesity has nothing to do with shapes and everything to do with heights and weights.

It is strange that most the fat people I see have a roundness (shape) look about them with no chin and their top and bottom leg appear to become one with their knee disappearing like their chin.

Those pictures are unbelievable. The fat has not been re-shaped but actually compressed. Fat has less water in it than muscle but to compress it that much is unbelievable.

[Zakmo]

You did realize the name of that website is MEGA right? And in every single picture the women have their shirts on and are turned a certain way? That is so you can not see their waist trainers and fat ass stomachs. All of that shit would fall right out without the waist trainer squeezing it in giving you what appears to be a shape.

Obesity has nothing to do with shapes and everything to do with heights and weights. If you look at any weight chart you will see that these women are considered obese, and severely obese in probably all cases if I had to guess their weights judging from the pictures. Obesity is not subjective; it does have objective criteria. I think for a woman 5'6" 185 pounds is considered obese. The women on that website definitely are over 200 pounds and probably not even 5'6".

Aight man, if you say so. I'm not really here to argue semantics. Thanks for your previous intel.

[Mr Enternational]

I wouldn't quite so obese. These women actually have curves and figure. I haven't been to the midwest but in the Wal-Marts I've been to I don't see these shapely chicks.

You did realize the name of that website is MEGA right? And in every single picture the women have their shirts on and are turned a certain way? That is so you can not see their waist trainers and fat ass stomachs. All of that shit would fall right out without the waist trainer squeezing it in giving you what appears to be a shape.

Obesity has nothing to do with shapes and everything to do with heights and weights. If you look at any weight chart you will see that these women are considered obese, and severely obese in probably all cases if I had to guess their weights judging from the pictures. Obesity is not subjective; it does have objective criteria. I think for a woman 5'6" 185 pounds is considered obese. The women on that website definitely are over 200 pounds and probably not even 5'6".

[Surfer500]

Anywhere in the US, with special emphasis on the Midwest. You can find them at Walmart.

If you would rather travel farther, the Dominican Republic is a good choice.

Those are obese women. While you can find obese women in Colombia, they're not as easy to find.

Better check the prescription of your glasses! LOL.

If this guy is looking for obese women, there are ton's of them in and around the Veracruz Church. Granted in the DR the percentage of women who are obese is greater than in Colombia.

But just by the numbers, there are lots of beached whales available, and more so the Venezuelans. When they arrive in Colombia they are typically thin since food is a scarce commodity there, and then they pig out because food is so abundant and cheap in Colombia. I've noticed this over the past few years as the girls gain wait here, and I had to take one out of rotation because she got so fat!

[Zakmo]

Anywhere in the US, with special emphasis on the Midwest. You can find them at Walmart.

If you would rather travel farther, the Dominican Republic is a good choice.

Those are obese women. While you can find obese women in Colombia, they're not as easy to find.

I wouldn't quite so obese. These women actually have curves and figure. I haven't been to the midwest but in the Wal-Marts I've been to I don't see these shapely chicks. Good call on DR although from my research I haven't seen any good signs.

Dominican Republic.

https://do.skokka.com/escorts/santo-...xto-do2tvnryc/

Thanks for the link, although the lady posted isn't quite so equipped in the ass department. Thanks again though for the DR tip.