Medellin Reports

[MiamiSammy]

Here's the thing. In January I did numerous laps of Centro daily. Then I discovered that the metro in Estadio was not that far from me and it was way better than taxi rides. Exiting at Parque Berrio there were a huge amount of tinto girls in the square and I recognised a lot of them from my centro laps, so I'm really surprised that you guys believe that they are only selling coffee when they are same girls that are selling putang in botero.

Some of the most brilliant observations are also the most obvious. Thank you for lifting the fog.

[The Tall Man]

And now I have it all ear-marked for pussy.

So $1,400 with an exchange of 3,360 pesos to the dollar will yield 4,704,000 pesos!

At an average cost of 75 mil per pussy session this will yield 60 plus fucks, that's 60 to 100 hours or more of fucking young fresh pussy hehehehe.

So thank you Uncle Sam and gawd help the future grand-kids of the US that will need to pay off this US debt.

Well we must provide stimulus to recharge the economy from the China virus and what better way to do so than to get the money straight into the hands that need it most.

How will you spend you stimulus check?

The Tall Man.

I got mine this morning and will be in MDE on April 9th, lots to spend on the chicas and dinners. Perfect timing.

I was looking at my bank account yesterday and saw that it had been deposited as well. Didn't plan on having the money but I might head to Cartagena and Santa Marta over the next week to get out of all this rain in Medellin so the stimulus should ease my mind about some of the lobster dinners I plan on having because I've heard Santa Marta can be pricey.

So last night I was able to start doling out portions of the stimulus check and the first recipient was an 18 yo paisa who sucked and fucked like a novice, but so was the case given her tender age.

She thanks Uncle Sam for the 80 mil that she was doled out.

So one down and 59 to go!

Number two is now up to bat and she is another paisa, 19 yo sweetheart from Zamora barrio, she is due to receive her portion of the stimulus (pun intended) this afternoon.

Happy Friday to all!

The Tall Man.

[JohnnyO]

February last year when I was in Medellin I reported about meeting a Venezuelan one in Parque Botero that was offering her services. Actually I think she was a candy girl and not a coffee girl. I got her whatsapp but never followed up. Why do you assume that because someone sells coffee they should be selling pussy too? I am not seeing the correlation.

Here's the thing. In January I did numerous laps of Centro daily. Then I discovered that the metro in Estadio was not that far from me and it was way better than taxi rides. Exiting at Parque Berrio there were a huge amount of tinto girls in the square and I recognised a lot of them from my centro laps, so I'm really surprised that you guys believe that they are only selling coffee when they are same girls that are selling putang in botero.

[Orgasmico]

I got mine this morning and will be in MDE on April 9th, lots to spend on the chicas and dinners. Perfect timing.

I was looking at my bank account yesterday and saw that it had been deposited as well. Didn't plan on having the money but I might head to Cartagena and Santa Marta over the next week to get out of all this rain in Medellin so the stimulus should ease my mind about some of the lobster dinners I plan on having because I've heard Santa Marta can be pricey.

[Mr Enternational]

I tried to do some searching but not much came up with the exception of one report. Does no one in here monger with the coffee girls? I haven't read much about them in this topic, but I find it hard to believe that all of those chicas are just selling coffee. Any success with them?

February last year when I was in Medellin I reported about meeting a Venezuelan one in Parque Botero that was offering her services. Actually I think she was a candy girl and not a coffee girl. I got her whatsapp but never followed up. Why do you assume that because someone sells coffee they should be selling pussy too? I am not seeing the correlation.

[Orgasmico]

((I find it hard to believe that all of those chicas are just selling coffee.)) Any success with them? What's the pricing like to get them to your place? Are the typically willing to go to your place or do they usually want to stay at the hotels in the area like the other centro work? ((I believe they work in parque berrio.)) Correct me if wrong.

Doesn't seem like you know much about them or have even talked to them to form any kind of real opinion.

Most mongers are probably too busy with all the chicas in the casas, street walking, hanging out in bars, strip clubs, Tinder, and so on to focus on propositioning the handful of strokeable chicas selling coffee.

[PolloNegro]

I tried to do some searching but not much came up with the exception of one report. Does no one in here monger with the coffee girls? I haven't read much about them in this topic, but I find it hard to believe that all of those chicas are just selling coffee. Any success with them? What's the pricing like to get them to your place? Are the typically willing to go to your place or do they usually want to stay at the hotels in the area like the other centro work? I believe they work in parque berrio. Correct me if wrong.

Algo Mas, and she will kindly tell you what else she has to sell, and if you want to know at what price, ask her "Algo Mas why cuanto cuesta! Meaning, what else are you selling and how much. Pollo Negro is out!

[Queens35]

Does anybody know if this chick is in the game?

https://www.facebook.com/anita.soto.18062

[Osteoknot]

One of my connecting flights from Europe got cancelled, so I took that opportunity to bring trip forward by 2 weeks when the airline gave me the chance to rebook the entire trip.

Anyway on my to do list when I get there is to find an El Centro girl that will do anal but I am not entirely sure how to ask for that in Spanish. Now I am doing daily Spanish lessons and when I think about it in my mind it would be like this "Puedes hacer anal? But things are not always that literal in different languages, perhaps there is a particular phrase?

Can somebody please confirm how to ask a girl for anal or if my assumption is correct?

By the way slightly off topic but if anybody will be in the position I was in on my first trip a few months ago when I could barely put a few words together and wants to learn Spanish I recommend Baselang, especially if you have a lot of time on your hands before your trip. Its only $149 for a month with a curriculum and as many one to one Spanish lessons as you want, totally unlimited with some really good teachers available. I have a few regular Colombian teachers, female of course, who are extremely good. They also have a school in Medellin which is quite popular. I don't have any affiliation with them at all and just putting this out there in case it helps someone.

"Anal".

It is the same word in English and Spanish and every chica will know exactly what you mean, even if you mispronounce it.

Jeje.

[Surfer500]

I tried to do some searching but not much came up with the exception of one report. Does no one in here monger with the coffee girls? I haven't read much about them in this topic, but I find it hard to believe that all of those chicas are just selling coffee. Any success with them? What's the pricing like to get them to your place? Are the typically willing to go to your place or do they usually want to stay at the hotels in the area like the other centro work? I believe they work in parque berrio. Correct me if wrong.

There are coffee girls everywhere you look, and I have approached one, once, but ratos weren't on the Menu This is an area that I want to explore because I have seen some coffee girls I want to do.

Now when it comes to the candy girls, well I've struck gold with them! They are all working, but you need to be able to chat them up and I have had very good luck with them.

The difference between the candy girls and the coffee girls is that they actually have to prepare a product versus buy a bunch of candies and put in a box.

Given that there is some effort to be a coffee girl versus a candy girl who only has to spread their legs, I suspect very few of them do Rato's, but I'm going to pursue it.

Just another un-tapped market in El Centro to be mined!

[ChuchoLoco]

Quiero su culo. I want your ass.

Dame su culo. Give me your ass.

And if you want a rim job: besos negros. 'dark kisses'.

Quiero culiarte. Or more polite but not necessary, me gustaría culiarte.

[Traveling Dom]

I tried to do some searching but not much came up with the exception of one report. Does no one in here monger with the coffee girls? I haven't read much about them in this topic, but I find it hard to believe that all of those chicas are just selling coffee. Any success with them? What's the pricing like to get them to your place? Are the typically willing to go to your place or do they usually want to stay at the hotels in the area like the other centro work? I believe they work in parque berrio. Correct me if wrong.

[Jbj64]

I got mine this morning and will be in MDE on April 9th, lots to spend on the chicas and dinners. Perfect timing.

And now I have it all ear-marked for pussy.

So $1,400 with an exchange of 3,360 pesos to the dollar will yield 4,704,000 pesos!

At an average cost of 75 mil per pussy session this will yield 60 plus fucks, that's 60 to 100 hours or more of fucking young fresh pussy hehehehe.

So thank you Uncle Sam and gawd help the future grand-kids of the US that will need to pay off this US debt.

Well we must provide stimulus to recharge the economy from the China virus and what better way to do so than to get the money straight into the hands that need it most.

How will you spend you stimulus check?

The Tall Man.

[Just Incognito]

One of my connecting flights from Europe got cancelled, so I took that opportunity to bring trip forward by 2 weeks when the airline gave me the chance to rebook the entire trip.

Anyway on my to do list when I get there is to find an El Centro girl that will do anal but I am not entirely sure how to ask for that in Spanish. Now I am doing daily Spanish lessons and when I think about it in my mind it would be like this "Puedes hacer anal? But things are not always that literal in different languages, perhaps there is a particular phrase?

Can somebody please confirm how to ask a girl for anal or if my assumption is correct?

By the way slightly off topic but if anybody will be in the position I was in on my first trip a few months ago when I could barely put a few words together and wants to learn Spanish I recommend Baselang, especially if you have a lot of time on your hands before your trip. Its only $149 for a month with a curriculum and as many one to one Spanish lessons as you want, totally unlimited with some really good teachers available. I have a few regular Colombian teachers, female of course, who are extremely good. They also have a school in Medellin which is quite popular. I don't have any affiliation with them at all and just putting this out there in case it helps someone.

Quiero su culo. I want your ass.

Dame su culo. Give me your ass.

And if you want a rim job: besos negros. 'dark kisses'.

[JohnnyO]

One of my connecting flights from Europe got cancelled, so I took that opportunity to bring trip forward by 2 weeks when the airline gave me the chance to rebook the entire trip.

Anyway on my to do list when I get there is to find an El Centro girl that will do anal but I am not entirely sure how to ask for that in Spanish. Now I am doing daily Spanish lessons and when I think about it in my mind it would be like this "Puedes hacer anal? But things are not always that literal in different languages, perhaps there is a particular phrase?

Can somebody please confirm how to ask a girl for anal or if my assumption is correct?

By the way slightly off topic but if anybody will be in the position I was in on my first trip a few months ago when I could barely put a few words together and wants to learn Spanish I recommend Baselang, especially if you have a lot of time on your hands before your trip. Its only $149 for a month with a curriculum and as many one to one Spanish lessons as you want, totally unlimited with some really good teachers available. I have a few regular Colombian teachers, female of course, who are extremely good. They also have a school in Medellin which is quite popular. I don't have any affiliation with them at all and just putting this out there in case it helps someone.