Medellin Reports

**Surfer500** · 03-25-21 13:22

Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]

Last time I was leaving Tijuana, I jump on the trolley to get to the aeropuerto, the ticket cops wanted to see my ticket on the train, so I dig in my pocket and pulled out a gordo wad of pesos.

After they walked away, two Latina women in their 50's asked why I had so many pesos, I said I have many novias in Tijuana jajajajaa.

They said OMG its too dangerous, we are from Mexico and we don't even go there jajajaaaaa.

Well I have been going to Tijuana since the 80's Mr E, and the only problems I've ever had were with the dirty policia and ruthless putas, (we won't even discuss STDs or food poisoning jajajaja).

That said Tijuana is a great place.

Great food great pussy great people!

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to disagree with your assessment of Tijuana. Many years ago it was the bomb, and nowadays the only great thing about the place is the food. It's a shame as I used to be there every weekend living only two hours away, but it's just deplorable there now with the girls in the clubs wanting lots of money, and the street Chicas with their fucking menu pricing, and toilet paper wipe. And all the skanked out druggies walking the streets along with the corrupt asshole police. So different in the 90's versus now.

**Surfer500** · 03-25-21 13:13

Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]

Nice report! Do you know the tinto vendor with multiple shopping carts full of thermo bottles under the metro station? The tinto is only 300 a cup from them, I remember it was 200 before. I was guessing they also supply to some of the tinto girls too because I saw them exchange thermos.

No, I don't know the tinto vendors you mentioned, but yesterday I noticed quite a congregation of tinto vendors on the stairwells leading up to the Metro station in my continued exploration of the "tinto girls", but my God all of them out where so fat and ugly. I do have standards, albeit low, but if they are fat, they are a no go!

When I arrived and after taking a lap around the Church, I was descended upon like fly's on shit by two regulars, and gave them a not today look to their dismay, and then all of a sudden my new candy girl pops up out of nowhere who has been away for eight days, and such a dinky thing, but a wet and tight fire plug, so I took her arriba and she fucked me silly.

Today I have a date with my new coffee girl at 1 PM, and she sounds excited to see me, meaning it's going to be a big pay day for her, all of 40 K. But actually I'm going to romance her a little bit today, try to learn more about her, and propose an overnighter with her and see where it goes. I think she may be an introverted nympho, meaning if I can get the Jeanie out of the bottle, Shazam I've hit the jackpot.

**Surfer500** · 03-25-21 12:54

Originally Posted by JohnnyO [View Original Post]

That was exactly my experience with yellow cabs, especially if you don't speak Spanish you will really struggle with them. 95% of the time I used the apps.
Yes some of these yellow cab drivers are not playing with the full deck that's for sure.

Interesting, as in my experience, I have had quite the opposite experience with the yellow cabs, and have found them to be very professional and knowing the shortcuts around town. Cheap and abundant, yet challenging at times when it's raining. I can see using an App when transporting Chica's around, but all and all, I've had only a handful of problems with them using them hundreds of times over the last four years.

**JohnnyO** · 03-25-21 11:22

Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]

Yellow Cab here is nothing like anywhere else you've been, good and bad. A third of the drivers are illiterate, 1/3 of the drivers will not be able to find your location without a bunch of false stops with the meter running. With that said the cabs are still a good deal about one-third the price of the USA. Be very wary of chicas or anybody who tries to steer you towards a pre-arranged private driver. You will probably end up paying more and at worse you could be getting set up for some nefarias criminal activity. Ostee Out.

That was exactly my experience with yellow cabs, especially if you don't speak Spanish you will really struggle with them. 95% of the time I used the apps. For the odd time for whatever reason, I think I had an issue with my card being blocked and could not use the apps I had to use a yellow cab, my god so much drama, even though I know the addresses in Spanish.

One time I wanted to go to a hotel just of centro to meet my chica. He didn't understand so I pulled up the map with the hotel name and directions, even showed him street view. For whatever reason he just looks puzzled and starts making phone calls and and going on and on and on, on the phone about this place. The meter wasn't running so I didn't understand what was with this guy and why it was so difficult, just didn't make sense. Later I figured out there was the same street in Envigado and he wanted to be sure which again made no sense as I had the location pulled up on the map and it was very obviously a few blocks from Botero as a landmark.

Another time me a couple of BM's take a yellow taxi from Barra Ejecutiva to la sentanta, basically the guy drives like a getaway driver with a death wish. The next time taking a taxi again at the same place as soon as we jump in we realise its the same crazy guy but apparently this time he's upset because he got no propina before and he decides to level up on his craziness and takes us on the ride from hell through red lights at major junctions and we were all terrified.

Yes some of these yellow cab drivers are not playing with the full deck that's for sure.

**HotelAl** · 03-25-21 11:20

Originally Posted by NapataJohn [View Original Post]

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...tal-Apartments

Thanks for the info.

**Nounce** · 03-25-21 04:48

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

asked her where she gets the coffee from and she said she gets it from one of the restaraunts and they charge her 3 K to fill them up, and she sells the tinto for 500

Nice report! Do you know the tinto vendor with multiple shopping carts full of thermo bottles under the metro station? The tinto is only 300 a cup from them, I remember it was 200 before. I was guessing they also supply to some of the tinto girls too because I saw them exchange thermos.

**Moso2** · 03-25-21 01:38

Wow, I would not have thought that the tinto girls would be receptive. Some of the people from the barrio I understand very well, with others I can barely understand what they are saying. Especially with the tapaboca and noise from the street. I need to pursue this. I love this type of girl. Especially if they have lower mileage.

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

After yesterday in El Centro with the highlight watching the taller / slender / giant holding court I finally hit paydirt. I arrived at ground zero at 11:30 AM, and there were a ton of girls out compared to the day before. I was on a mission to encounter a coffee girl, and looked and looked and looked for like an hour and a half and didn't see anything I would approach with most of them being just to grotesque. So I started to to look for something new, not being interested in all the young stuck up Venezuelans, and there were some tall cute ones out working, but just not my preference.

After being in El Centro for about two hours I notice a coffee girl by the statues near the Premium Plaza and walk up to her to check her out and she's thin and exotic looking. I'm thinking wow this is nice compared to all the other's I had seen so I chatted her up.

**MarquisdeSade1** · 03-25-21 01:35

Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]

All around the world locals say you better not go downtown; it is too dangerous. I was in San Diego on my way to Tijuana and some Mexican ladies got freaked out when I told them I was going there. They said it is much too dangerous. I have been going there for 31 years and have never had a problem. Meanwhile Tijuana is one of the biggest threads on ISG. But of course it was these ladies' honest opinion as well.

Last time I was leaving Tijuana, I jump on the trolley to get to the aeropuerto, the ticket cops wanted to see my ticket on the train, so I dig in my pocket and pulled out a gordo wad of pesos.

After they walked away, two Latina women in their 50's asked why I had so many pesos, I said I have many novias in Tijuana jajajajaa.

They said OMG its too dangerous, we are from Mexico and we don't even go there jajajaaaaa.

Well I have been going to Tijuana since the 80's Mr E, and the only problems I've ever had were with the dirty policia and ruthless putas, (we won't even discuss STDs or food poisoning jajajaja).

That said Tijuana is a great place.

Great food great pussy great people!

**Knowledge** · 03-25-21 01:17

Coopebombas is an app that will get you yellow taxis. They don't know the city better than GPS.

Originally Posted by ChuchoLoco [View Original Post]

Thanks, that's a new one for me and I'll definitely check it out but would also like to use yellow cab guys since most know more about the city or at least should. Thanks again.

**Osteoknot** · 03-25-21 00:14

Originally Posted by Golfinho [View Original Post]

the words of one of our sages, 'Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

But hey, why not? I always thought he was smarter than people gave him credit for.

**NapataJohn** · 03-24-21 23:14

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...tal-Apartments

**JjBee62** · 03-24-21 22:47

Originally Posted by Kulibali [View Original Post]

LOL, he shared the pics, he should be willing to share the pussy as well.

While I think he's overreacting because people are asking for contact info, sharing pics doesn't always equal, share the girl.

Some of us have learned the hard way. You think you're doing everyone a favor. A few guys you don't know get a dependable contact and the girl gets more customers. Win-win, right?

Nope. One of the guys is almost guaranteed to pull some dick move on her, which leads her to blow up your WhatsApp complaining. Or she's going to flake on some guy, or under perform, or just not be what he's looking for and now he's complaining.

I'll tell you how to find girls, I'll even give a few that I don't know to get you started, but unless we're close, I'm not handing out my favorites to just anyone.

**Osteoknot** · 03-24-21 22:17

Originally Posted by ChuchoLoco [View Original Post]

Thanks, that's a new one for me and I'll definitely check it out but would also like to use yellow cab guys since most know more about the city or at least should. Thanks again.

Yellow Cab here is nothing like anywhere else you've been, good and bad. A third of the drivers are illiterate, 1/3 of the drivers will not be able to find your location without a bunch of false stops with the meter running. With that said the cabs are still a good deal about one-third the price of the USA. Be very wary of chicas or anybody who tries to steer you towards a pre-arranged private driver. You will probably end up paying more and at worse you could be getting set up for some nefarias criminal activity. Ostee Out.

**HotelAl** · 03-24-21 22:14

Could someone please recommend a nice chica-friendly hotel in Medellin please. Or a nice Airbnb.

**ChuchoLoco** · 03-24-21 20:26

Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]

I started out with taxis, went to Uber, then discovered.

DiDi which is what the locals use, it is about 20% cheaper than Uber and the cars are 2 to 3 years older but it is a great deal.

I took the Airport bus at 11 pm last night to El Centro behind Nutibarra, as usual I found taxis waiting for me there.

Today, Sexy Dexy and I are in the heart of the beast in El Centro, no problems. I bought four of these glasses for $15, one is a Ray Ban knock off, one is an Oakley knockoff, excellent quality.

With all that being said I would not come now with the new curfew restrictions starting in place tomorrow, does not affect the way I roll much but for anyone new or not familiar with the layout now is not the time to come.

Forgiving any obvious errors I'm voice texting from inside a bar in El Centro.

Looks like it's very popular and proven, thanks. Enjoy yourself in the bar there. I like the local hangouts too. So much more of an experience.