Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Mr Enternational]

One of the major cons of Rio is that's not discussed enough is the pickpocketing. That shit is really bad and some tranny's got my brother for his phone on the walk. He told them to go away and they came up on him grabbing him and trying to rub him. In the mist of him trying to avoid them they got his phone and it felt like they vanished in thin air.

That is streetwise 101. I thought it went without saying, but I guess it does not. Never let anyone get up on you. And if they do, then keep your hands in your pockets. A lot of times I wear pants or shorts where the pockets either zip or button up. I think you miswrote. They were never trying to rub him. They were actually trying to rob him and they succeeded.

I'm a fan of mucho bunda so I instantly fell in love with 4 x4. It sucks they closed on weekends which was weird to me

Well downtown is pretty much closed on the weekend and 4 X4 mainly caters to business guys that more than likely have families. Same as I was reading in the SP thread someone said a chick told them the biggest night at Scandallo was Thursday because most of the clients have to be home with family on the weekends.

I have Brazil ranked over the Dominican and Tijuana despite the long flight.

LOL. You can't convince guys that only go to either of those 2 places that. They make every excuse not to broaden their horizons.

[Mr Enternational]

Well yes, Santos Dumont is a joy compared to GIG and GRU.

It is the same thing at those airports whenever I fly out on domestic and even international flights. Scan my boarding pass at the turnstyle and walk right around to the xray machine. It is not like the USA where you are waiting 30 minutes or 1 hour in a security line. Only thing that sux is that at the international airports of Sao Paulo and Rio they make you walk through a fucking shopping mall to get to your gate when you are leaving the country. Who the fuck has time for that.

[MiamiBoy1]

Don't have to say it twice, name the time, I'm there. PM for the WhatsApp.

I will join).

[CkNice11]

Just returned from a 7 day trip my first time in Rio de Janeiro. Before I start I just want to thank the brothers who have me tips and advice before I went. You made my trip easier and I appreciate it. Brazil is my new favorite destination easily after this trip. I went with my 2 brothers and we did a combination of a lot of termas and freelance women. One of the major cons of Rio is that's not discussed enough is the pickpocketing. That shit is really bad and some tranny's got my brother for his phone on the walk. He told them to go away and they came up on him grabbing him and trying to rub him. In the mist of him trying to avoid them they got his phone and it felt like they vanished in thin air.

Also I highly recommend Ubers instead of cabs. They are a lot safer and a lot cheaper. I'm a fan of mucho bunda so I instantly fell in love with 4 x4. It sucks they closed on weekends which was weird to me but I went everyday except the days they were closed LOL. Monte Carlo was my second favorite. I don't get the hype for Centaurus. It was way overpriced and none of the women were beautiful in my opinion.

Mabs was a really good spot to but it's hit or miss on the women. Each day I was there I learned something new so my next trip will be even better. I won't do another hotel though cause they be tripping on guest and I don't have time for someone to tell me who can and can't come to my room.

All the fellow American brothers I met were cool especially a older guy who stayed in my room told me he was 63 yet rockstars wish they smashed like him LOL. Every time I seen him in the club he was with 2 or 3 women. Casablanca was my go to night spot for partying. American music and Brazil music mixed and some pretty decent looking chicas. All and all I had an amazing time and I have Brazil ranked over the Dominican and Tijuana despite the long flight.

[Member #4729]

My man, I love this report. Let's get a bottle at 4 x 4 on me. I'll be on ground this weekend.

Don't have to say it twice, name the time, I'm there. PM for the WhatsApp.

[The Cane]

OK so don't give me too much shit LOL I started reading back at page 75 and I'm up to page 40. Lots of great info for my upcoming trip although ridiculously confusing with all the cryptic abbreviations. Anyways. Here's on thing I'm unclear on. When you grab a girl for an hour or so at a massage parlor which I'm guessing is the same as a terma / prive? Is that price for one pop only?

All Brazilian girls I have been with over the years have encouraged me to nut as many times as I want to and am able to within whatever time we agreed upon. But, I must note that I don't do the prives and massage places in Rio, nor Vila Mimosa, so somebody with direct experience in those places can better address this with respect to them.

[TheBMan]

OK so don't give me too much shit LOL I started reading back at page 75 and I'm up to page 40. Lots of great info for my upcoming trip although ridiculously confusing with all the cryptic abbreviations. Anyways. Here's on thing I'm unclear on. When you grab a girl for an hour or so at a massage parlor which I'm guessing is the same as a terma / prive? Is that price for one pop only?

[WyattEarp]

I leave Copacabana in an Uber 1 hour before my flight at Santos Dumont. I do not check a bag in. Last month I still had time to visit the lounge and have a drink of tea before I got on the plane. The point I was trying to make is that the security lines at the airports in Brazil are not long like they are in the USA. For the most part you are walking right up to the machine. Now if you have to go check in at the counter and check bags in it will be a different story.

Well yes, Santos Dumont is a joy compared to GIG and GRU.

[Mr Enternational]

You can't be serious, a worldly traveler like yourself. So many things can go to shit at any given moment, especially at a clusterfuck AKA GRU. I would never ever push it that close. I've felt pushing it when getting to airports 1-hour before the flight, let alone 20 minutes.

I leave Copacabana in an Uber 1 hour before my flight at Santos Dumont. I do not check a bag in. Last month I still had time to visit the lounge and have a drink of tea before I got on the plane. The point I was trying to make is that the security lines at the airports in Brazil are not long like they are in the USA. For the most part you are walking right up to the machine. Now if you have to go check in at the counter and check bags in it will be a different story.

[Xpartan]

Brazil is not the USA. If you check in online, you can get to the airport 20 minutes before the flight and make it through security on time.

You can't be serious, a worldly traveler like yourself. So many things can go to shit at any given moment, especially at a clusterfuck AKA GRU. I would never ever push it that close. I've felt pushing it when getting to airports 1-hour before the flight, let alone 20 minutes.

[TiaVoyage25]

…..The incoming monger TiaVoyager will want to start here- the brancas are in abundance.

My man, I love this report. Let's get a bottle at 4 x 4 on me. I'll be on ground this weekend.

[Vagabundo1]

The staff including mc and towelboy, who lives at Transamerica, go back and forth.

Me I want to live where the towelboy lives.

As for as I can tell based on my recent visits 4 x4, Quatro por Quatro and Whiskeria Quatro por Quatro are all same establishment. Terma 65 and Whiskeria 64 is one and the same. Both the clubs are very close like less than 2mins walk from each other,.

[SinfullyKorean]

I see what you mean. It appears that you are looking at an amalgamated site. I don't know if you tried looking at each airline's website individually. There may have been some fares and flights that were not listed on the combined site. I always buy direct from the company site. I was surprised to see Azul the most expensive on the screenshot, because it is usally the cheapest option.

I did check GOL and LATAM sites during that time and they showed the same prices as expedia. It is possible inflated prices shown when their websites are accessed from US.

There was something really weird going on a couple weeks ago when the flight prices shot up like crazy. It was just over the span of a few days and prices came back down again. Lesson learned is book flights in advance.

[CkNice11]

Just returned from a 7 day trip my first time in Rio de Janeiro. Before I start I just want to thank the brothers who have me tips and advice before I went. You made my trip easier and I appreciate it. Brazil is my new favorite destination easily after this trip. I went with my 2 brothers and we did a combination of a lot of termas and freelance women. One of the major cons of Rio is that's not discussed enough is the pickpocketing. That shit is really bad and some tranny's got my brother for his phone on the walk. He told them to go away and they came up on him grabbing him and trying to rub him. In the mist of him trying to avoid them they got his phone and it felt like they vanished in thin air.

Also I highly recommend Ubers instead of cabs. They are a lot safer and a lot cheaper. I'm a fan of mucho bunda so I instantly fell in love with 4 x4. It sucks they closed on weekends which was weird to me but I went everyday except the days they were closed LOL. Monte Carlo was my second favorite. I don't get the hype for Centaurus. It was way overpriced and none of the women were beautiful in my opinion.

Mabs was a really good spot to but it's hit or miss on the women. Each day I was there I learned something new so my next trip will be even better. I won't do another hotel though cause they be tripping on guest and I don't have time for someone to tell me who can and can't come to my room.

All the fellow American brothers I met were cool especially a older guy who stayed in my room told me he was 63 yet rockstars wish they smashed like him LOL. Every time I seen him in the club he was with 2 or 3 women. Casablanca was my go to night spot for partying. American music and Brazil music mixed and some pretty decent looking chicas. All and all I had an amazing time and I have Brazil ranked over the Dominican and Tijuana despite the long flight.

[Lalabo]

Quatro x Quatro is an interesting, labyrinthine space, mongers taller than 6 ft will find themselves bumping their heads on passage doors, etc. I didn't entirely get a sense of the space- is there another club attached to it that I missed? Is that Whiskeria 65? Terma 65? Can anyone enlighten?

As for as I can tell based on my recent visits 4 x4, Quatro por Quatro and Whiskeria Quatro por Quatro are all same establishment. Terma 65 and Whiskeria 64 is one and the same. Both the clubs are very close like less than 2mins walk from each other,.