Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

I do not understand what you mean about limited to friend requesting to 3-4 a day. I bet I have sent out fifty to hundreed in a day before, as far as I know there is no daily limit, there is a total limit of having 1000 unaccepted freind request at one time, and then FB will tell you to delete some of your requests that have not been accepted (I've been there), but again that is after you have 1000 unaccepted friend requests sent out. I find that I get an acceptance rate of like 1 out of 5 so I know I have to send out a lot to get a good return.

I have been put on FB restrictions several times because when I first started building my puta friends list I pushed shit to the limit. The way I got put on restriction was that I would click on like a 1000 profiles a day sometimes trying to find chicas that looked like putas. I am probably not exaggerating about that number. Anyway at that point FB definitely thinks you are a bot and a box pops up saying you are in violation of "community guidelines" or some shit but the worst they ever did to me was restrict me from clicking on profiles for 48 hours. That included current friends also. .

Although I never added as many as you in a day, I know there were days when I added 40-50. Never had a problem although occasionally I would get a pop-up asking if I was sure I wanted to add a person.

I might have a better average of gorgeous, but I'm not going to check. I did just check to see how many I have and it looks like about 1,000. There's also friends and family, plus a few mongers who I consider friends. I don't add anyone I don't know personally, unless it's a woman who furthers my pursuit of pussy.

Of course 1,000 is probably high. Some are duplicate profiles, some are retired, disappeared or deceased.

The nice thing about building the list is that eventually it builds itself. There have been several weeks when I received 10 or more friend requests every day I accept the ones which meet my criteria and delete the rest.

[Osteoknot]

Ever catch anything from eating pussy / ass? You do the sniff test to inspect the goods?

Amazingly, miraculously, I never have caught anything bad from eating ass and pussy on seven continents. I have posted before how I believe eating a healthy ass is beneficial for your health and immune system. All theory at this point, study design would be nearly impossible, jajajaja. I caught Giardia once which in not classified as an STD (sexually transmitted disease) but seeing as it is possibly the most common human parasite in the world, I chalked it up to drinking unfiltered mountain water, but could I have gotten it from eating ass?? Definitely use sniff test and I just don't eat any ass, but the majority of my ass and pussy eating encounters are with "normal" every day Colombianas and girls. Don't think I would dive right in on an El Centro skank but never say never. Plus, I am not your average sniffer. I have a great nose and the background to tell the difference between chlamydia, GC, BV, candida and random funk all by sniff test. And sniff test is not 100% reliable for mild or early infections. Also, anyone who follows me has seen Listerine bottles in my fotos. I use that before, during, and after an oral session. I have no evidence that Listerine prevents anything other than I have never caught anything, and the chicas love it when they see me do it. The Colombiana girls I run with are obsessed with cleanliness, almost to a fault. Cleanest girls on the planet. They make my average girlfriend back in the states look sloppy. I have told a couple of my girls that I want to know what they smell like naturally and not just perfume and soap. Look for my Housewives of Medellin post after this, where ass eating and the pink shit nailed me some free hot as fuck married 19 year old Colombiana.

[JustTK]

But the I am saying that the name of the game is to establish yourself in as many networks of people as you can in Medellin to find the hot ones, so you need all the friends you can get that may have other friends that are prepago, so it does not matter what they look like. They are all nodes in a network that may connect you to hotter chicas via FB algorithms in suggested friends, and put you in their suggested friends, right? You kind of have to be asserive to accomplish this, you cannot be timid about sending out requests.
If you have not already you should send a request to that monger, then any other mongers that are in his list. These mongers are the ones who are usually connected to the most prepagos, so that increases your chances by a lot.
Do not be afraid of going crazy and sending a shit load of friend requests, I have done it.

Thats a good explanation. The onlyu thing I would add is that once you have a solid base, you can more readily turn away the ones you don't fancy, and it also becomes much easier to find good looking girls.

[Mojo Bandit]

I've been building up my friend list for the past two weeks, adding chicas that I'm relatively sure are working. For the first week, I was stuck at about 3 friends, and limited to friend requesting 3-4 a day before I started getting limited by FB. I added this one Brazilian chick and now I've fallen into this loop of her Brazilian network adding me, and as I accept, their friends adding me LOL. Nothing wrong with it, and I probably need the friends to make me look less like a bot, but now a bunch of my recommendations are Brazilians and I'm pretty sure I'm diverting from the path of paisas I so desire to reach. Any advise from other mongers? One thing that's been a godsend for me is looking at mongers with open friend lists. Medellin Rich, you are a generous man with a giving spirit.

I do not understand what you mean about limited to friend requesting to 3-4 a day. I bet I have sent out fifty to hundreed in a day before, as far as I know there is no daily limit, there is a total limit of having 1000 unaccepted freind request at one time, and then FB will tell you to delete some of your requests that have not been accepted (I've been there), but again that is after you have 1000 unaccepted friend requests sent out. I find that I get an acceptance rate of like 1 out of 5 so I know I have to send out a lot to get a good return.

I have been put on FB restrictions several times because when I first started building my puta friends list I pushed shit to the limit. The way I got put on restriction was that I would click on like a 1000 profiles a day sometimes trying to find chicas that looked like putas. I am probably not exaggerating about that number. Anyway at that point FB definitely thinks you are a bot and a box pops up saying you are in violation of "community guidelines" or some shit but the worst they ever did to me was restrict me from clicking on profiles for 48 hours. That included current friends also.

As of now I have around 2000 contacts. Only about 30% of those are "doable", 20% are pretty, and about 5% are gorgeous. So to buld my list of 40 chicas that I consider gorgeous I had to make 2000 friends, but I would fall back on the 150 or so that are pretty if had to and still be satisfied. But the I am saying that the name of the game is to establish yourself in as many networks of people as you can in Medellin to find the hot ones, so you need all the friends you can get that may have other friends that are prepago, so it does not matter what they look like. They are all nodes in a network that may connect you to hotter chicas via FB algorithms in suggested friends, and put you in their suggested friends, right? You kind of have to be asserive to accomplish this, you cannot be timid about sending out requests.

If you have not already you should send a request to that monger, then any other mongers that are in his list. These mongers are the ones who are usually connected to the most prepagos, so that increases your chances by a lot.

Do not be afraid of going crazy and sending a shit load of friend requests, I have done it.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Fotos for just posted.

I luv them **** lips! Looks like bistec yuuum!

Thank you for the photos osteo. I stuck in sex prison USA.

[Bruno562]

Can anyone recommend a solid outcall massage in Medellin? Cute girls, decent massage.

[Osteoknot]

I am the most rested since my arrival a week ago, but still not 100%. I have been high 80% of my awake hours including now, but not much, I think my writing is lucid. My Number Uno novia Catgirl knows I am here in Medellin. Once we finally hooked up she would ask to see a plane ticket or the stamp on my passport so it was just a matter of time. I have not answered a video call from her in a week so she told me to stop treating her like she was stupid, so I confessed. Deny, deny, deny, never confess, but this is different.

My Numero Dos novia Amazonia paid me a surprise visit this morning from out of town with some big news, she's pregnant. She got drunk at her welcome home party in her pueblo, banged some guy she barely knew, he has told her to get an abortion and get lost. Typical male pig. She doesn't believe in abortion. Amazonia has moved about 5 hours outside of Medellin in the pueblo where she grew up. Basically, she is vacating the Number Two position in my line up. She borrowed 3 million pesos from a government program to start her own business. She's very industrious, not typical. She had her own ice cream parlor once. I have never met a sweeter girl in my life. I promised to buy her a laptop computer months ago for her business. I was going to give her my old one and upgrade myself but I will just go ahead and get her a new one while I am here, today or tomorrow, probably Jumbo. I could knock around El Centro for four hours looking for the best deal but I want her to have a rock solid warranty and customer support, so I will buy from Exito or Jumbo. She thought I would totally abandon her so she's somewhat relieved. The guy who impregnated her was the fourth guy in her life she did. I was the third. She's a normal, humble girl from a small mountain village who came to Medellin to try and make it on her own. Covid beat her back down to submission so she returned to her village. She says she will come back to Medellin again someday, and I believe her. I met her when she was the maid at a hotel I stayed at over a year ago, ironically the one I am switching to today. I asked her out ten times before she ever said yes, and I could never get her to take a dime for sex. Eventually, she realized I was paying other chicas for sex and just to make some sense out of it, she let me buy her a refrigerator last year. So now a laptop. No big deal. She deserves it.

To atone for my mongering sins with Catgirl I have agreed to take her to Santa Marta next week and buy her that fucking Yamaha I have been promising her for a year. I thought I would get more mileage from the iPhone Pro Max12 I just bought her a few weeks ago, but all Colombian chicas have short term memory loss for whatever money or presents you have given them. You can hand a chica half a million pesos and five minutes later she will ask you to buy her a tappaboca (face mask). Catgirl is also a "normal" local Paisa chica, but the total opposite of Amazonia. Catgirl is bisexual, wild and crazy and smart with a good heart which is probably why she can scratch that itch for me no other chica seems to be able to reach. Catgirl is the entire reason I ever set foot in Medellin to begin with.

The real reason I came to Medellin early was to stay with Soft Swirl but her mom died the day before I arrived and we never hooked up. Soft Swirl said she was going to come see me yesterday but she could not find child care for her son. Yesterday was a two girl day, Purrfekt Piel, then Sexy Dexy surprisingly jumped at the opportunity for a quick repeat. You can never make plans in Medellin, Medellin always has it's own plans for you. I am switching hotels today. This hotel promised me my favorite room facing the street the next day, but now they are acting as though the conversation never took place. My Spanish is not fluent, but I know they broke a promise to switch rooms, so third hotel in 4 days. One of the great advantages of traveling light, can pick up and go quickly. I have been around the world twice on one back pack. I buy and ditch quite a bit. The funny things is, I don't think the hotel broke the promise to be duplicitous, I believe they simply could not handle the logistics, jajajaja, Colombians.

I scored some really good pink shit, best so far. You know it's good when the chicas get a taste and start calling their amigas right away to come over and try it. Purrfekt Piel and Sexy Dexy have both promised me a party with their friends but such promises made while high may or may not come to fruition. Right now, I am thinking about switching rooms, when Amazonia will return for dinner and to stay the night, how to rebuff Catgirl off for one more night, where to go buy the laptop, and squeeze in a side fuck or two with some new "friends" of my girls who want to try the new pink shit. Say what you will, but it's not boring. I will keep it real for you guys, just like David Chapelle, jjajaja. Ostee Out!

[Knowledge]

I find them to be very loud. They usually attract the attention of tourists but for the regulars they are more background noise than anything else. Like the Christian evangelists and sound system equipped vendor carts.

There's actually daily performances, all quite entertaining amidst all the hookers with a circus like atmosphere.

[BootyBandit84]

Write this down:

Siempre pago 150 mil mas taxi.

I always pay 150 k plus taxi.

That not only informs them what you pay, but it tells them you've done this before.

If they refuse to budge you can reply:

Te entiendo, est bien. Gracias por tu tiempo.

I understand you and it's okay. Thanks for your time.

If they come down to 200 k you can negotiate to not add any for the taxi.

Listen to this man, this is great advise! If you let them start the pricing they will always throw out large numbers in hope they get lucky. And wile I tend to pay 200 k more often than 150 k I'm happy with the price and they are happy with the money they get. That usually leads to a great time for both of us. Now I have a nice stable group of 8 smoking hot chicks that are always happy to drop what they are doing and meet up with me when I'm in town. Again, this is great advise!

[Edward Q]

Anyone have a line on a solid, reliable dentist in MDE?

[Adindas]

Here's some pics for the boys. A creampie and some nice tits.

Woow Nice Creampies. I also "Luv Pussy".

[JjBee62]

Hit up a few cuties on FB and it seems like their prices are more in the 250+ range. Maybe I'm just used to the prepagos online and casa girls so that felt pricey, but is that typical of what you pay? The casa appointments and other citas I've had have definitely felt rushed.

Definitely would be more interested in the more lowkey GFE type joints where you could slow shit down for a bit.

P.S. In other news went to Tantra yesterday and there were only 3 girls available. Not sure if it's just popping right now or they're low on ladies.

Write this down:

Siempre pago 150 mil mas taxi.

I always pay 150 k plus taxi.

That not only informs them what you pay, but it tells them you've done this before.

If they refuse to budge you can reply:

Te entiendo, está bien. Gracias por tu tiempo.

I understand you and it's okay. Thanks for your time.

If they come down to 200 k you can negotiate to not add any for the taxi.

[ColombiaLover]

I won't speak for anyone else, but for me, hell no I don't pay 250+. Unless it's for TLN. There are some girls on FB who think highly of themselves and will try to charge you that price (especially new guys or weekend warriors who have limited time and don't care) and may not come down, but the key is being willing to walk. If you walk, there's a good chance they'll contact you again with a better offer. Depends on how bad they need money. The other option is to negotiate. If I get a high-ball offer, I have to make a decision on whether it's just not worth my time to go further or if I want to try to negotiate. I usually say something like this (but in Spanish). "You are a pretty girl and I am sure you are worth it. But I"ve been visiting Medellin for 16 years and I do not pay that much. I get great service from girls who I pay 150 mil. " And I leave it at that. I might go up a bit. Or maybe I throw taxi on top of it (by either giving cash or ordering an Uber for which I pay). If taxi is involved, I always find out where they live so I have an idea of what taxi cost would be. Don't pay 250 unless there is some chica you just have to have. And I hate to say it, but you'll probably be disappointed with the service.

Hit up a few cuties on FB and it seems like their prices are more in the 250+ range. Maybe I'm just used to the prepagos online and casa girls so that felt pricey, but is that typical of what you pay? .

[MiamiSammy]

I don't see the sign in the foto, but if that's where it was, then its moved. Its now directly in front of the church. Maybe an even better view!

Cool- got it. The sign in the pic says "Govindas". The restaurant on the second floor is an old favorite; I never realized they had a third floor, much less that's where it moved to. Thanks.

[PseudoGene]

All your details were vivid; I almost felt like watching a movie. I laughed when you mentioned the pink thingy, and I saw that one too during my last trip. One bag for 50, chicas loved it.

Thank you.