Rio de Janeiro Reports

[The Cane]

Huh? Who are you and what did you do to Senor Vagabundo?

And here I was beginning to think I was a high-roller for playing in termas, LOL.

What suite are you talking about? A very nice hotel room in Buzios will run about 600-800 top. 1800 will get you a 3-bdrm villa with a private pool overlooking the ocean. I mean if you're really trying to blow cash you might find a are $1800 suite, but why seriously?

And why uber to Buzios? A comfortable bus will take you there for what. Are $30? Unless you want her to blow you in a cab, but that would be one pricey oral.

He can afford it. Look at all of the money he saved fucking all of those cheap pieces of ass all of these months and months. Time to live a little hahaha!

[Xpartan]

It's the whole cost structure of expectations too.

1800 r per night suite in Buzios.

Uber to and from.

Huh? Who are you and what did you do to Senor Vagabundo?

And here I was beginning to think I was a high-roller for playing in termas, LOL.

What suite are you talking about? A very nice hotel room in Buzios will run about 600-800 top. 1800 will get you a 3-bdrm villa with a private pool overlooking the ocean. I mean if you're really trying to blow cash you might find a are $1800 suite, but why seriously?

And why uber to Buzios? A comfortable bus will take you there for what. Are $30? Unless you want her to blow you in a cab, but that would be one pricey oral.

[Gabbarsing]

Landed in rio at 630 am and no customs check or covid test or vaccination check. Went straight to work and now I am at 4 x4. Girls are good in number and quality. Popped 20 MG of cialis and have a Levitra on standby just in case. Got about 4 hours to kill here before I have to meet my SP girl in copacabana for our weekend in Buzios.

What time did you go at 4 x 4? I land tomorrow at 10 and want to hit up sooner -- what would be a good starting place? I am in white young hotties.

[Anaggie]

I second this method. Although cost more I saved so much time not running around Rio looking for testing, last time spent half a day looking for a lab and waiting in line.

I even bought two tests with me so I don't have to waste time trying to find a test especially now with the surge.

[Balboa]

Low End v High end.

Yeah, all numbers are in local BRL.

Now, that said, it is also just background expectations.

You get girls from VM. The living is harder than say a Solarium girl, which is what I was doing for 2 months.

You get the Solarium girl with you, and she is always like, oh, you got me a notebook for Christmas, right? And next it's a car (30 k Reais). Fug that.

There are some girls at "trash" termas who are as good as the high end, but who will take 300 BRL a night (or 24 hours, with 6 pops).

They are nicer and better company sometimes.

With the high end, it is like dating a MFing Instagram model. Always, always, always trying to get the best pictures, and looking at you like an idiot if you are not a pro photographer. BTW, monger of the millemium is Chocolatehuntr who had broken the RJ code better than any than Vagabundo has seen.

I'll have to second the VB assessment.

I've been hopping between Rio and SP for a couple weeks now.

I'm an explorer by nature, and I find the best, humble and grateful and GFE types in the lower / mid range type places.

I understand of course the lure of Scandallo in SP and the Termas in Rio.

Great places, good fun.

Hit Scandallo with a buddy last week, I had a good time, though it was amusing to hear a girl or 2 quote 3000 reais for a programa.

I ended up with a girl, that quoted me 1000 Reais, I told her 500 max which she eventually accepted, then the room cost of 200 plus.

I realize the venue is high end, however, I still feel as though I over paid, LOL.

My most outstanding SP girls are the ones I find exploring lower end places.

My most outstanding Rio girls are definitely from Centro and VM.

I was walking about Centro Rio yesterday, a hot little morena walked by, we locked eyes, she approached me and eventually suggested we go to a motel nearby.

We did, LOL. Fun. I helped her with 100 reais.

Afterwards I went to VM.

Been going there now for a long time. I know how to work it, my way.

I see what I like, approach, 'da a little papo' (chat), see if she's a keeper or a pain the ass, or fria, etc.

Then take her to a suite type room with AC and clean sheets.

Once she passes that test, we can go to my place or a motel.

Last night was great!

I ended up meeting primas (cousins), both sweet GFE.

Was there till 3 am.

Heading there again tonite.

Enjoy.

[Anaggie]

Landed in rio at 630 am and no customs check or covid test or vaccination check. Went straight to work and now I am at 4 x4. Girls are good in number and quality. Popped 20 MG of cialis and have a Levitra on standby just in case. Got about 4 hours to kill here before I have to meet my SP girl in copacabana for our weekend in Buzios.

[HoyaDay]

Used the QURED at home supervised antigen test. Very painless effort and had my printed results is less than 45 mins.

AA accepted the results with no questions asked. The time of the test shows GMT so just know the proper time difference beforehand in case the agent asks.

I second this method. Although cost more I saved so much time not running around Rio looking for testing, last time spent half a day looking for a lab and waiting in line.

[Vagabundo1]

Anne Amari Pernoite 300 BRL.

So, I wake up with Anne Amari.

She is mad because her phone fell off the table and the screen broke even worse when food arrived last night. She blames me. It was an accident. So we were doing it bare, and now she wants a condom. So, I use a condom, a skyn brand. It is only 300 BRL. Now the goal is just to get rid of her. Because Jade from Casa 15 is on a phone and already asking for pernoite for 250 BRL, and Jade is hotter, has a nice ass, a really nice ass, and a pretty face. Half the fun of mongering is the friends, and even Jingo10 who is not normally a fan of chocolate said she had a nice ass. So, on we go. Pernoite 3 pops, 2 of them BBFS.

These girls know all the moves about what makes a man happy or stressed, and they play their clients like the characters in a Call of Duty video game. You, Players 1 to 999, are well advised by reading about Vagabundo's exploits!

[Sperto]

Does that mean I can buy a home test, bring it to the airport and do the test right in front of the agent.

It's the guys who runs the check in that will check your documents. Do you mean you will do the test in front of the check in staff? A splendid idea.

[Vagabundo1]

Mosaico. The Week in Baseball, Chege, Chayacheker, CH, Ideal Schedule.

The ideal day would be:

12 h30 - 18 h: Massagemtijuca, jessica, joyce, or jamile -- the 3 J's I guess.

18 h - 22 h: chill at VM, casa 52. Watch the hoars come to work.

22 h: go to Mosaico.

05 h: sleep.

13 h - 17 h: go to beach, or pool, swim.

The 3 c's are in town.

Chege is a straight up machine, slaying the girls like dragons in dungeons and dragons.

We went there to Mosaico must have been Saturday.

Monica Mattos clones were there in like 4 - 7 choices.

A note: getting numbers is your own task. Even Vagabundo has his personal favorites, but once you are in the boate, go session with her, or get her on the balcony, and get her number. VB is not a directory.

That said, VB, and SocratesNY hit massagemtijuca, where VB did Jessica. Just heavenly.

Then Socrates and VB and JRealyo met at aconchega carioca for a meal.

Then we went over to Mosaico, where Chege and VB were last Friday. Chege did some wanton blonde who promised kinky sex, and apparently delivered.

On the Saturday, since VB had blown two loads into Jessica's narrow, tight, and perfectly shaped love tunnel, VB went to VM with Socrates and Jrealyo, and hunted, then VB went to a samba school with CH, and hunted. There were repeat passisstas, and OMFG, these women are top top top!

OK, so on Mosaico, you go after midnight.

The ideal day would be:

12 h30 - 18 h: Massagemtijuca, jessica, joyce, or jamile -- the 3 J's I guess.

18 h - 22 h: chill at VM, casa 52. Watch the hoars come to work.

22 h: go to Mosaico.

05 h: sleep.

13 h - 17 h: go to beach, or pool, swim.

Boom, there it is. Pure Genius.

6:55 AM, 2/2/2022 bombeiro vagabundo: Moreover, Mosaico is just the best terma. You have to schedule to go to Mosaico. Chege, Chayachecker, and others agree.

7:01 AM, 2/2/2022 ISG Bonhead: Never been. Better than 4 x4 (always been my fave for price to quality / quantity ratio)?

Best days / hours to go?

7:03 AM, 2/2/2022 bombeiro vagabundo: better than 4 x 4. Better quality, same price or about same. Every day except maybe Sunday, after midnight.

[Vagabundo1]

Low End v High end.

Yeah, all numbers are in local BRL.

Now, that said, it is also just background expectations.

You get girls from VM. The living is harder than say a Solarium girl, which is what I was doing for 2 months.

You get the Solarium girl with you, and she is always like, oh, you got me a notebook for Christmas, right? And next it's a car (30 k Reais). Fug that.

There are some girls at "trash" termas who are as good as the high end, but who will take 300 BRL a night (or 24 hours, with 6 pops).

They are nicer and better company sometimes.

With the high end, it is like dating a MFing Instagram model. Always, always, always trying to get the best pictures, and looking at you like an idiot if you are not a pro photographer. BTW, monger of the millemium is Chocolatehuntr who had broken the RJ code better than any than Vagabundo has seen.

I presume you are quoting figures in Brazilian reais, and not US dollars.

[Vagabundo1]

It's the whole cost structure of expectations too.

1800 r per night suite in Buzios.

Uber to and fro.

Bottle service at some high end disco.

Chocolate hunter and Sperto have it right.

Hunt at venues like Samba school and beer events for non pros.

Get your regulars out of vm and prives and casas.

I presume you are quoting figures in Brazilian reais, and not US dollars.

[Vagabundo1]

That is correct sir.

I presume you are quoting figures in Brazilian reais, and not US dollars.

[Nounce]

Does that mean I can buy a home test, bring it to the airport and do the test right in front of the agent.

I don't think that will work. It probably needs to have someone qualified to check your result by video. Are you really going to listen to our replies on this? You should check with the airline to figure this out.

[Nounce]

I'll be in town next week.

Who else is around mid-Feb?

Is the WhatsApp group still going? Can someone add me?

Also. Anyone want to get together to watch the super bowl? Would be great if we could do it with some entertainment.

PM me your number. I will pass it alone.