Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Super report.

Let's compare notes.

Did a "three-peet" at darkroom on Saturday. Got there around 10:45 and sessioned with Isabella. Like 5'3 dirty blonde hair spinner. Then had yakisoba at a Japanese place in the same praa olavo bilac.

Went back and sessioned with Beatriz. Hippie chick, like 5'7, nose ring, very tight body. Very enthusiastic. Couldn't bust as the rooms get kinda hot and the plastic mattress is annoying, she suggest to have some drinks at the bar.

I had a beer and double vodka nacional and I was the only guy there with like 5 WG hanging out LOL. Great view. It was kind of awkward, I think BeatriZ wanted to go another round but I asked this girl laura, like 5'8 kind of thick (not fat) to go for a sesh. It was her 1st week there, but I'm sure they all say that. It's hilarious how many girls just rotate prives.

This was around 2:45. Was pretty hungover still but I got the job done. All the sessions were 30 minutes with an 80 reais special. The talent is good there, it is a quality place. They close at 3 pm Saturdays which is annoying but you can get there at 2:50 and they stay late..

[Axel Heyst]

Week nights 23 h to 05 h.

Thanks, I'll stop by Perola Negra after midnight and check it out when I return to RJ.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Did a "three-peet" at darkroom on Saturday. Got there around 10:45 and sessioned with Isabella. Like 5'3 dirty blonde hair spinner. Then had yakisoba at a Japanese place in the same praça olavo bilac.

Went back and sessioned with Beatriz. Hippie chick, like 5'7, nose ring, very tight body. Very enthusiastic. Couldn't bust as the rooms get kinda hot and the plastic mattress is annoying, she suggest to have some drinks at the bar.

I had a beer and double vodka nacional and I was the only guy there with like 5 WG hanging out LOL. Great view. It was kind of awkward, I think BeatriZ wanted to go another round but I asked this girl laura, like 5'8 kind of thick (not fat) to go for a sesh. It was her 1st week there, but I'm sure they all say that. It's hilarious how many girls just rotate prives.

This was around 2:45. Was pretty hungover still but I got the job done. All the sessions were 30 minutes with an 80 reais special. The talent is good there, it is a quality place. They close at 3 pm Saturdays which is annoying but you can get there at 2:50 and they stay late.

Been kind of tired of mongering so been picking up non-pros. The best place to find them is outside the carioca metro on the rio branco side, downstairs from duda massagem in that mall area. Literally so many MILFs.

Go around lunch time, 12-1 pm, or when work is getting out at 430-5 PM. This is during weekdays as it's dead on weekends. I got 7 numbers in two hours last Tuesday, and already slept with one of them, a 26 yo pale carioca with red hair.

She wouldn't go raw which was disappointing, but I think it will happen. We met for a chopp in Lapa on Friday and from there went back to my place. It really helps if you're foreign LOL, but I think speaking their language is a must.

Happy mongering.

Jw.

[Vagabundo1]

Week nights 23 h to 05 h.

OK, Vagabundo. I have been to Perola Negra a few times, but it is always empty with only 3 or 4 customers (5 max) and it is very dark, so you can't really make out the faces of girls sitting on the other side of the bar room. The place has a nice set up, however, and I like the location. The girls are friendly enough too and my sessions have ranged from good to very good. But when does this place rock? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Axel Heyst]

An ISGer in town has reported of 15 fucks in 30 days, he did most at Perola Negra, with 25% at clinicas and 25% with escorts. He picks Perola Negra over 4 x4 this time of year, and Vagabundo concurs.

OK, Vagabundo. I have been to Perola Negra a few times, but it is always empty with only 3 or 4 customers (5 max) and it is very dark, so you can't really make out the faces of girls sitting on the other side of the bar room. The place has a nice set up, however, and I like the location. The girls are friendly enough too and my sessions have ranged from good to very good. But when does this place rock? Inquiring minds want to know.

[WyattEarp]

An ISGer in town has reported of 15 fucks in 30 days, he did most at Perola Negra, with 25% at clinicas and 25% with escorts. He picks Perola Negra over 4 x 4 this time of year, and Vagabundo concurs.

He's an ISGer, but he can't post for himself?

[TravelGuy79]

So in one year I'm going to retire and become an ex-pat somewhere in the world. South America or Asia where my money goes a lot further than the US and I don't have to deal with winter anymore I am almost 2 decades too young for a retirement visa in Brazil, if I move there I want to become fluent in Portuguese so I would be there for at least a couple years on a student visa. It seems like the best option after would be the investor visa I forgot the name of it but basically if you invest $100,000 usd into a Brazilian company. Has anyone done that or have understanding on how that works?

[Vagabundo1]

Mid Winter's Night Tale in Barra the Tijuca.

Yesterday, Vagabundo fucked 3 times, here in the love shack. Today, once. We sit around the place, watch and listen to our social media on cell phones on her two cell phones, or my three notebooks, two of them chromebooks, one of which I plan on giving her for her birthday ($140 when bought in 2020, great gifts), on several sets of head phones, one game headset, and a few wired ear buds, and a bluetooth ear bud set. I am compensating her with about 800 reais a week, plus food, and housing, which is quite a good deal, and importantly, she is chill and easy to be with, which is sometimes more important than all the trappings like getting nails and hair done that being a super active terma girl require of girls, but which I despise. We can go hiking or to the beach without her worrying about breaking her expensive in time most importantly nails.

An ISGer in town has reported of 15 fucks in 30 days, he did most at Perola Negra, with 25% at clinicas and 25% with escorts. He picks Perola Negra over 4 x4 this time of year, and Vagabundo concurs.

[Vagabundo1]

The Vagagbundo specializes in Trash Termas!

When are you arriving?

I will meet you at Metro Cinelandia Starbucks, 2nd floor, at 12 h30 on a date we can set up.

I've 'trash' termas mentioned quite a few times recently but not sure what / where there are? Any tips gents?

[Walshy]

I've 'trash' termas mentioned quite a few times recently but not sure what / where there are? Any tips gents?

[Xpartan]

While vagabundo complies with all laws of which he is aware he does keep Taurus 9 mm in The safe haha, and a 7.62 mm in The soon to be boat.

If I were to buy a home in Brazil it would float.

Well, unless you mean something else, nothing screams WEALTH louder in poor countries than a yacht. Doesn't have to be a superyacht either.

A long time ago we discussed a story on this forum about a boat owner who was shot dead by armed intruders somewhere in Brazil. He got shot after he drew a gun, and he probably drew a gun just to scare them off. Don't remember the caliber, LOL.

Be careful out there.

[Vagabundo1]

Deterrence, Value Investing.

Deterrence.

Vagabundo's recommendations on security are sometimes mocked, and perhaps rightly so.

The point of these recommendations is deterrence.

Maybe your uniform is a cockring and flip flops.

Value Investing.

The point about currencies is that we mongers in Barra and Rio are buying way undervalued ASSets!

I was just at Classico Beach Club today.

I sleep with a 19 year old and get sex on demand, and I regularly fuck 3 other hoars BBFSCIP a week, for what, 30 dollars, 60 dollars, here or there, and I have 200% more mouths to gag on my dick than I can possibly do alone!

Life is good.

[Vagabundo1]

While vagabundo complies with all laws of which he is aware he does keep Taurus 9 mm in The safe haha, and a 7.62 mm in The soon to be boat.

If I were to buy a home in Brazil it would float.

A key issue that many countries face is the weaponizing of the dollar and sanctions to achieve goals by USA, the latest example being Russia but also interference with pipleline routes that could undermine Saudi-US dollar denominated petro-bucks and undermine USD and the financial levitation of the dollar. As of June, the Yuan is about 13% of the SDR and is fast increasing is direct settlement. The USD is still king, but is being white anted on every level. China is already facing such dramas, such as made up claims about 5 G equipment and throttling China's access to semiconductor technology and so on and will soon emerge as a state backed / Yuan electronic currency. Not crypto mind you, because it is too slow and too energy inefficient, which was always its problem. Though not to suckers who speculated on it. By the way, Iran and Russia have great buying for those with the balls, patience and the usual help / nominees (KPMG and the big legal firms are blind to sanctions, tax and asking too many questions).

Lots of way to look at this, depends on timeline and risk appetite, but China has many opportunities with price arbitrage and a few well well run companies. So does Russia. The war will end. I personally have a 5 year ROI span and keep pruning profits rather than being greedy or impatient.

[Pahllus Maximus]

A key issue that many countries face is the weaponizing of the dollar and sanctions to achieve goals by USA, the latest example being Russia but also interference with pipleline routes that could undermine Saudi-US dollar denominated petro-bucks and undermine USD and the financial levitation of the dollar. As of June, the Yuan is about 13% of the SDR and is fast increasing is direct settlement. The USD is still king, but is being white anted on every level. China is already facing such dramas, such as made up claims about 5 G equipment and throttling China's access to semiconductor technology and so on and will soon emerge as a state backed / Yuan electronic currency. Not crypto mind you, because it is too slow and too energy inefficient, which was always its problem. Though not to suckers who speculated on it. By the way, Iran and Russia have great buying for those with the balls, patience and the usual help / nominees (KPMG and the big legal firms are blind to sanctions, tax and asking too many questions).

Lots of way to look at this, depends on timeline and risk appetite, but China has many opportunities with price arbitrage and a few well well run companies. So does Russia. The war will end. I personally have a 5 year ROI span and keep pruning profits rather than being greedy or impatient.

As at today, for mongering dollars to USD:

THB 1,000 = USD 27.65 (36.15 baht to USD 1).

BRL 100= USD 18.48 (5. 4).

IDR 15,021 = USD 1. 0.

PHP 55= USD 1.

COP 4,301 = USD 1.

The question is where is the value lies for a bundle of goods and services, in our case good food, housing, lifestyle and rent-a-pussy and not needing to be armed in some conflict shit hole. Right now BR is great value on many fronts, such as 20 year olds offering every hole in every position for an hour+ for about $USD 20-30 depending on your taste in looks, services and whether busing retail or wholesale on the pussy spot market. Buzios and other coastal towns offer lovely food and beaches, and there are many eco retreats inland with pristine waterfalls and more. The more I see of this place the more I like, lots of variety and a serious health care system when you need it. Girls are mostly DFK and good in bed, and man, such a choice of shapes, ages, color and skills. I also like the lack of shame to the hobby that is a normal biological and social function. Brazil is pretty chilled and tolerant in my experience and its people mostly industrious and earnest.

In short, it seems top of the list for gentlemen of our ilk who adore beautiful young women and good life. And why not? Life is meant to be a joy.

No doubt others will have a different take, but Thailand seems to have lost a lot of its charm according to the latest reports. Columbia is virgin territory for me, so I'll make a pilgrimage and report, and hope others may have insights for it, though I will read the posts to catch up on the theoretical aspects of Columbia mongering.

[CleanSocks]

Cleansocks ventured the valley today. Hit Centro. Alone. No M16 and Sem taser. Dressed in bright red and white striped pants, polka dot shoes and a large red nose. Are we in Vietnam boys? Sometimes not acting and looking like a ******* is key. Soldier on! Its Rio de Janeiro not Apocalypse now. PM me for grenades. Yada Yada yada.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.