Nairobi

**Absolute757** · 03-17-23 09:53

Nairobi is awesome. Recently stayed in the Kilimani area which is where a lot of high rise condos are. A lot of foreigners stay in this area and at night you will see a few girls on the streets. Its an upscale area like westlands but not as pricey. A lot of massage parlors around. 1 is just a block from the airbnb I stayed at. Paradise spa. Walk in pay 3 k for an hour. Than they send you a line up to choose from. Massage was lame and I just told her I wanted a BJ. I payed 3 k extra for bbcim. She asks for a tip its up to you. I found 3 k to be the standard for ST all around and 5 k for the super hot chicks on tinder. Although some will quote more. One thing I like about east africa is that polygamy is the norm there and the women understand if you tell them you see multiple women.

Anyways I want to plug this guys Airbnb because it was only place with a king bed and AC and the manager was cooler than most. The place had copl LED lighting that you could change the color and set the mood with.

airbnb.com/ h / b607.

**Kako123** · 03-14-23 11:40

Yes but fast food chain Lagastronomie is not that cheap in Madagascar Though in Nairobi good restaurants are really expensive! There is a lot of money in Nairobi for sure.

Originally Posted by Neddy69 [View Original Post]

There's no need to wine and dine an African girl at an expensive restaurant. Unless she's in the finer things in life. Which usually are refined hoes with a high price tag. A normal African girl LOVES chicken and chips. Take her to a fast food joint. Why? They cannot usually afford that. For them it's a luxury item.

Funny enough. If on rare occasions I'm generous inviting my chica for lunch in Madagascar. What do they order? Chicken and chips.

Mwalimu.

**Neddy69** · 03-07-23 08:41

Originally Posted by Slowalk [View Original Post]

Unless you catch her just after a rare large meal, its been my experience that she can always eat. Avoiding set meal times is western thought.

There's no need to wine and dine an African girl at an expensive restaurant. Unless she's in the finer things in life. Which usually are refined hoes with a high price tag. A normal African girl LOVES chicken and chips. Take her to a fast food joint. Why? They cannot usually afford that. For them it's a luxury item.

Funny enough. If on rare occasions I'm generous inviting my chica for lunch in Madagascar. What do they order? Chicken and chips.

Mwalimu.

**Slowalk** · 03-06-23 23:19

Originally Posted by ThighsFan [View Original Post]

Don't meet around lunch or supper time...

Unless you catch her just after a rare large meal, its been my experience that she can always eat. Avoiding set meal times is western thought.

**ThighsFan** · 02-24-23 12:22

Mwalimu's formula is pretty straightforward, fair and should prove successful.

Don't meet around lunch or supper time to avoid having to fund dining. Unless you are happy to provide.

That said, if you meet in a local joint the cost of a mishkaki and chips could be worth it.

Originally Posted by Neddy69 [View Original Post]

Yes. You answered most of your questions already. Be polite. Ask for her telephone number. In most cases you'll get it. Then fix a date. Drink a soda. Invite her to your lair for watching TV. Do the deed. After you hand over "Taxi money" in the region of 10 USD. Voila you're done. Repeat.

Mwalimu.

**ThighsFan** · 02-24-23 11:45

I am reliably informed The Boss Den / Black Diamond has still got plenty to offer at the weekends at present. Unsure about weekdays. Any updates?

The new Kiza strip club in Kilimani is attracting both locals and foreign patrons especially at the weekends. I have little information at present but its a place for those who like booty.

Brew Bistro (Westlands) is also offering some weekday and weekend opportunities.

Happy hunting.

Originally Posted by JohnDarkSmith [View Original Post]

Any reports from a recent visit?

What are the clubs to go by night? Anything in Nairobi that would be similar to Casablanca in mombasa? (I kind of liked the place) A lot of posts but very few reports.

I'll be in mombasa next week but will try to spend a few days in Nairobi. I will see if I can provide you with a report.

**Zimzam** · 02-17-23 14:57

Originally Posted by JohnAuro [View Original Post]

Don't worry about the 5 Euro! I just bought it and it seems to be a very good written book, for us Mongers, Just buy it.

Auro.

I'm trying to buy the ebook at amazon, but for some reason I can't manage to get it.

They want me to become a member of Kindle or something like.

Can I only get this ebook only when I am a member of Kindle.

**JoeF479** · 02-14-23 17:32

I couldn't find "smallbuns" on the forum but I am truly enjoying the book. I've been to Kenya many times myself. I met a non-pro about 12-13 years ago thru work related stuff, after talking online for many months and inviting her to the US, she said she would only come if I went to Kenya first. It was my first time leaving the US and I went to Kenya totally by myself. Probably not very smart of me but thankfully she was an amazing woman and we eventually married and had a child together. She was 10 years younger than me and is still amazingly beautiful. She never asked me for anything and to this day hardly asks for anything and we have an amazing life together, married for almost a decade now. LOL I acknowledge being a total degenerate before I met her and I've tried to slow down, but I have been increasingly successful financially since meeting her so that has made it harder to quit exploring other women. I know I'm a terrible person.

Anyway really enjoying the book, although I have only had sex with 1 other woman in Kenya, I have had many similar experiences there of the non-sexual related kind.

Originally Posted by SonicBoom1 [View Original Post]

I am not being paid anything to promote this book. I just am a huge fan of this book and sharing it with fellow hobbyists.

Forum senior member at smallbuns has written a second book on his Eat. Fuck. Love series. This book details his adventures in Kenya and Tanzania over trips that spanned 7 years in vivid details. He has shared several naughty episodes with girls, in both urban and rural settings. Like skinny-dipping in lakes and ponds, with girls taking it for granted that he will be fucking them eventually, even leading him towards it. There are stories or like aunts and sisters (and brothers!) offering him to meet the girls, in one case a brother actually patiently waits outside the house so smallbuns can finish fucking the sister!

He recounts experience of fucking students and teachers in a vocational college, and picking up girls in crowded minibuses and even gas stations! On one occasion he shares a bus full of chickens and farm animals, befriends his fellow passenger, and fucks her as soon as they disembark.

He details sceneries of the African safari life, of being a vegetarian, and the cultural differences.

Highly recommend this book! Its available at https://www.amazon.com/Eat-Love-Enli...dp/B0BQ53CKVN/ for just $5 for the ebook.

**Albert9989** · 02-01-23 13:22

Originally Posted by JohnAuro [View Original Post]

Don't worry about the 5 Euro! I just bought it and it seems to be a very good written book, for us Mongers, Just buy it.

Auro.

I confirm, he wrote two new books, one about East Africa and another one about Congo.

Don't hesitate to buy both, still so well written and nice hot stories about Africa!

Hope to see new ones again.

**John Auro** · 02-01-23 10:10

Originally Posted by Ballin69 [View Original Post]

I read on another post somewhere that it was possible to read the first couple pages before purchasing. Do you know how I can read a sample of his book?

Don't worry about the 5 Euro! I just bought it and it seems to be a very good written book, for us Mongers, Just buy it.

Auro.

**Neddy69** · 02-01-23 09:29

Originally Posted by Ballin69 [View Original Post]

I read on another post somewhere that it was possible to read the first couple pages before purchasing. Do you know how I can read a sample of his book?

I just finished reading. Best book hands down for sexploration of Africa. Very saucy without beeing sleazy. Explicit. A MUST READ. This book will save you a lot of time and hassle. What you want to sample? The book is 5 quid but worth it's money in GOLD. I devoured it in 2 days. While most of it I know already, this book is a must read for anybody who ventures the first time into the dark continent. Its 90% Kenia but great fun I definitely have to go for this "massage" Ugandan style. Amazing. Men can actually squirt too. And I definitely go to the Massai Mara. LOL. Great insight in the sexual practices of all major Kenyan tribes. 5 stars out of five. Great writing style.

Mwalimu.

**JohnDarkSmith** · 02-01-23 08:52

I went through the advised path and Sabina pub was the funniest. All types of talents in, girls for all tastes.

It was Tuesday and still found the place pretty busy to be honest.

I ventured to a few other clubs but only the classic club vip was truly busy (even in the afternoon).

There are some SW on river road and adjacent street but I would advise avoiding that option.

I just had a few chats and enjoyed some company in Sabina, so I won't extend as there is not much more to say. Just be mindful of the situation at all time as these kind of places can quickly lead to a few rip off.

**Ballin69** · 01-25-23 20:53

Originally Posted by SonicBoom1 [View Original Post]

I am not being paid anything to promote this book. I just am a huge fan of this book and sharing it with fellow hobbyists.

Forum senior member at smallbuns has written a second book on his Eat. Fuck. Love series. This book details his adventures in Kenya and Tanzania over trips that spanned 7 years in vivid details. He has shared several naughty episodes with girls, in both urban and rural settings. Like skinny-dipping in lakes and ponds, with girls taking it for granted that he will be fucking them eventually, even leading him towards it. There are stories or like aunts and sisters (and brothers!) offering him to meet the girls, in one case a brother actually patiently waits outside the house so smallbuns can finish fucking the sister!

He recounts experience of fucking students and teachers in a vocational college, and picking up girls in crowded minibuses and even gas stations! On one occasion he shares a bus full of chickens and farm animals, befriends his fellow passenger, and fucks her as soon as they disembark.

He details sceneries of the African safari life, of being a vegetarian, and the cultural differences.

Highly recommend this book! Its available at https://www.amazon.com/Eat-Love-Enli...dp/B0BQ53CKVN/ for just $5 for the ebook.

I read on another post somewhere that it was possible to read the first couple pages before purchasing. Do you know how I can read a sample of his book?

**JohnDarkSmith** · 01-24-23 19:06

Originally Posted by TrueGent [View Original Post]

It depends how big your balls are. When I took a trip las time I frequented Sabrina Joy then you get another place on the opposite side of the block. From there you can venture down Luthuni Ave then turn left on River road and another left on Latema road. If you see a stairway going up with music coming out you are more than likely in the right place. Several of these dotted around the route. I took frequent trips, never at night tho as my balls are not that big. You will get some looks as Mzungus in these places are rare. The pic included was one of the more popular ones with some nice ladies. On River Road.

Well thanks! .

**TrueGent** · 01-24-23 14:23

Originally Posted by JohnDarkSmith [View Original Post]

Any reports from a recent visit?

What are the clubs to go by night? Anything in Nairobi that would be similar to Casablanca in mombasa? (I kind of liked the place) A lot of posts but very few reports.

I'll be in mombasa next week but will try to spend a few days in Nairobi. I will see if I can provide you with a report.

It depends how big your balls are. When I took a trip las time I frequented Sabrina Joy then you get another place on the opposite side of the block. From there you can venture down Luthuni Ave then turn left on River road and another left on Latema road. If you see a stairway going up with music coming out you are more than likely in the right place. Several of these dotted around the route. I took frequent trips, never at night tho as my balls are not that big. You will get some looks as Mzungus in these places are rare. The pic included was one of the more popular ones with some nice ladies. On River Road.