Lima

[Cheeky Darky]

So my final FR on this trip to Peru. While it's been a busy work week, I always try to treat myself when travelling.

So in this instance I reached put to Jockey. He put me in touch with Miss 'L'. She has been reported on before, a couple of pages back. I won't cover the explicit details, but will confirm the previous report around her being clean, on time, delivered what was agreed. Very GFE, which was perfect for me as I was boarding a long haul flight back to my stomping grounds.

Paid asking price and then some extra cash as it was a very pleasant experience and she stayed well beyond the booked time. If you are after a very natural, sweet experience then Miss L is perfect.

Thank you Jockey for the introduction and cannot wait to get back to this part of rhe world.

[Cheeky Darky]

Hi Cheeky, thanks for the clarification. I checked their website. They are not cheap at all. Comparable to what we pay in Vancouver!

They certainly aren't comparable to sites such as Kinestops, however from where I normally monger, a decent girl for one hour incall is around 320 usd. So when breaking it down with GA, you get easy, hassle free arrangements. Girls are good (I had two from this agency) and outcall to your hotel for two hours, they are noticeably more cost effective than Dubai.

The additional bonus is the South American girls tend to enjoy themselves more, whereas in Dubai if you go Russian or other Eastern European route, the girls are stunning but mechanical.

[TomJackin]

Comparable to what we pay in Vancouver!

Yeah, but how in the hell wants to go to Vancouver?

[AngmoLover]

Hey AngmoLover,

Yes the agency and not the brothel. I'm generally too lazy after long days at work to head out and sample the houses of ill repute, so agencies are generally my go to.

Hi Cheeky, thanks for the clarification. I checked their website. They are not cheap at all. Comparable to what we pay in Vancouver!

[TomJackin]

I wonder if you knew an American guy who lived in Lima and used to contribute to the board. His name was Ed and he married a young local Lima gal. He used to rent his condo in Miraflores, (Baltic), which is how we met as I rented from him for a time.

Thanks for the kind words.

No, I don't remember Ed. I dealt with David (the beast) from time to time. That was before I knew his reputation.

[Cheeky Darky]

Hi Cheeky, I just wanted to clarify, when you say Geisha Academy, you are not talking about the Geisha brothel, also in Lima? Its an escort agency you are referring to?

Hey AngmoLover,

Yes the agency and not the brothel. I'm generally too lazy after long days at work to head out and sample the houses of ill repute, so agencies are generally my go to.

[AngmoLover]

Gents, quick FR for you all regarding Geisha Academy. This won't be a long report as GA has been reviewed often enough here and for short time business travelers, fits my needs perfectly. For me price is also ok as I monger primarily in Dubai and the GA price is a little cheaper than the usual WG rates in the UAE.

Spoke to the GA zap and received a very professional run down on what to expect. Gave them my top 3 girls with the time slot I wanted and was told the Alessia was available at that time. Her body was my top pick, so happy days for me.

Day of appointment came and I had to adjust timing, once again the GA coordinator was professional and made the adjustment. Girl arrived around 10 minutes late, given the traffic in San Isidro, this is to be expected. Money up front on arrival to the room. She went and gotnready, returning sans clothes. Straight to the bed for a quick chat to figure out that she is a student almost finished her studies.

Into the action and within a few seconds of touching the right spot, she was instantly wet and what I assumed would be an overall two hours of fairly vanilla action, led to her squirting and screaming the room down (my apologies hotel neighbours and poor hotel cleaners the next day).

Finished in the bag, but given she seemed to be loving it, I could probably have asked for CIM.

WIR. Yes to GA. They have a couple of others I want to try. No fuss, easy arrangements. You get professional level service for a price. Did the girl meet photos. Yes to body. Images are shopped of course but very close approximation to her IRL body. Face was not my type, but her body and performance glossed over her looks.

Hi Cheeky, I just wanted to clarify, when you say Geisha Academy, you are not talking about the Geisha brothel, also in Lima? Its an escort agency you are referring to?

[Tomasb]

Enjoyed your report. I used to spend quite a bit of time in Lima from about about 2002 to 2013. For part of this time, I lived and worked in Cusco and flew down to Lima as Cusco was a bit of a desert for mongering. I went to Tequila Rocks, both in its heyday and then its sad decline. I am bit surprised it is still open but it appears to be not worth the trouble from your description. I used to go to a crazy little narrow bar just across the street from there on Diez Canseco that was owned by a hostel. Maybe it was called Flying Dog. Occasionally, I pulled something from there.

Sometimes, I could sit at Parque Kennedy on a bench and meet chicas who had wandered off from Pizza Alley. On one of my first trips to Lima, I rented a condo in Miraflores off Craig's List (prior to Air BnB). I ended up sleeping with a gorgeous youngish gal who managed the unit for her aunt and uncle. For a time she was my Lima girlfriend before I got semi-busted. This was around the time that the infamous David was on this board. I think he is either in Peru prison or dead (for pimping underaged girls) but have not heard about him in a long time.

I still remember the great sandwich place you mentioned across from Parque Kennedy and, of course, the venerable Cafe Haiti. Nice to hear they are still in business. I also used to eat at Las Brujas and wonder if that is still there? I always though Pizza Alley sucked and it appears from your report that is still the case. Of course, at that time on-line action was in its infancy. I also had the good fortune to meet the famous Peruvian artist, V. Delfine, who sculptured "The Kiss" on the Malecon. I was shocked to recently find out that he is still very much alive at 95 yo and actively painting.

I read your other reports for Mexico. In the last few years, I also have traveled to Oaxaca, GDL, Morelia, DF, PV, and San Cristobal and have similar experiences. I wonder if you knew an American guy who lived in Lima and used to contribute to the board. His name was Ed and he married a young local Lima gal. He used to rent his condo in Miraflores, (Baltic), which is how we met as I rented from him for a time.

[Cheeky Darky]

Ok, availed GA services again. Chose Rose this time on recommendation of the coordinator. Meeting time was confirmed and once again I had to adjust timings slightly. GA accommodated the change timings and Rose showed up early. She was shown to the door by the concierge and he had a very disapproving look and said something in Spanish that I took as she cannot stay the night.

Anyways, onto the girl. The photos and the body matched 100% and she has a very cute face. Very attractive, in fact a girl I would likely approach in a bar.

A bit of a chat, again a student who is just about to finish and then head overseas for work-travel. After a short talk she jumped me and the action started. Wasn't sure if it was all for show, but the aggressive overtures threw me off a little. Off with the clothes and into the action DATY, into vanilla sex. She seemed to want to go hard and fast, while I prefer a little bit of buildup to get to that point. Nonetheless after a while had her wet and pulling me in deeper.

Finished in the bag just as she finished.

Overall an average punt. Very attractive girl, but the chemistry wasn't immediate. Cannot complain overall as so far I'm two for two for decent punts with GA.

As a note after I sent the girl away, the concierge came to the room to check everything is OK. I'm guessing they knew the score and wanted to make sure I hadn't been fleeced.

[Cheeky Darky]

Is the 2 hour meeting fixed or are they flexible for 1 hour meetup if we get Chicas from Geisha Academy? Their site only lists 2 hours, just wondering if anyone were able to get 1 hour appointment? I don't like 2 hour commitment for the first meetup.

Fair question, unfortunately I'm not positioned to answer. To be honest by the time the girl arrives, gets ready and a bit of a chat (and factoring in post coital chat and shower), you're only really getting an hour of action.

Why not send them a message. They are responsive and professional. IMO.

[Yendappu]

Is the 2 hour meeting fixed or are they flexible for 1 hour meetup if we get Chicas from Geisha Academy? Their site only lists 2 hours, just wondering if anyone were able to get 1 hour appointment? I don't like 2 hour commitment for the first meetup.

Gents, quick FR for you all regarding Geisha Academy. This won't be a long report as GA has been reviewed often enough here and for short time business travelers, fits my needs perfectly. For me price is also ok as I monger primarily in Dubai and the GA price is a little cheaper than the usual WG rates in the UAE.

Spoke to the GA zap and received a very professional run down on what to expect. Gave them my top 3 girls with the time slot I wanted and was told the Alessia was available at that time. Her body was my top pick, so happy days for me.

Day of appointment came and I had to adjust timing, once again the GA coordinator was professional and made the adjustment. Girl arrived around 10 minutes late, given the traffic in San Isidro, this is to be expected. Money up front on arrival to the room. She went and gotnready, returning sans clothes. Straight to the bed for a quick chat to figure out that she is a student almost finished her studies.

[Cheeky Darky]

Gents, quick FR for you all regarding Geisha Academy. This won't be a long report as GA has been reviewed often enough here and for short time business travelers, fits my needs perfectly. For me price is also ok as I monger primarily in Dubai and the GA price is a little cheaper than the usual WG rates in the UAE.

Spoke to the GA zap and received a very professional run down on what to expect. Gave them my top 3 girls with the time slot I wanted and was told the Alessia was available at that time. Her body was my top pick, so happy days for me.

Day of appointment came and I had to adjust timing, once again the GA coordinator was professional and made the adjustment. Girl arrived around 10 minutes late, given the traffic in San Isidro, this is to be expected. Money up front on arrival to the room. She went and gotnready, returning sans clothes. Straight to the bed for a quick chat to figure out that she is a student almost finished her studies.

Into the action and within a few seconds of touching the right spot, she was instantly wet and what I assumed would be an overall two hours of fairly vanilla action, led to her squirting and screaming the room down (my apologies hotel neighbours and poor hotel cleaners the next day).

Finished in the bag, but given she seemed to be loving it, I could probably have asked for CIM.

WIR. Yes to GA. They have a couple of others I want to try. No fuss, easy arrangements. You get professional level service for a price. Did the girl meet photos. Yes to body. Images are shopped of course but very close approximation to her IRL body. Face was not my type, but her body and performance glossed over her looks.

[RamblingRickey]

Hello gents,

Thanks for the information. I'm looking for a hotel in Lima that has the same set up as Taormina Hotel in Sam Jose Costa Rica (nice rooms, girls on site so you don't have to leave the hotel. Just grab and go upstairs).

Does anyone have suggestions?

Gracias.

[TomJackin]

This was my 8th trip to Lima since August 2014. I've seen a lot of changes throughout those years; mostly good, but after pinche covid, mostly bad. Having said that, it's still a great place to visit!

Logistics:

Flight:

I flew AA round trip from San Diego. Prices for flights have skyrocketed; just unbelievable! There were no covid tests required going to Peru or coming back to the US. All the extra paperwork, like the health questioner for Peru, no longer existed.

Travel insurance:

I purchased travel insurance from Travelex for 66 bucks. Why? During these times, "Quien sabe?

Logging:

I rented a 3 bedroom, 3 bath, in Miraflores, across the street from the ocean. I rented through Airbnb. My host was outstanding in every aspect. The cost was $140 a night. There was 24 hour security and I had no problems bringing different women into the place. Whenever I returned to the apartment, I always brought chips and a soda for the security guards; they took great care of me!

Duty Free:

There is a Duty Free at the airport in Lima. You are allowed to buy 4 bottles; thus, I bought 4 bottles.

Communication:

T-Mobile North American plan; say no more! My plan gave me unlimited data at 2 G speed, calls at 20 cents per minute, and free texts.

Transportation:

From the airport, I took a Green taxi; 20 bucks or 60 soles. I used an Uber to return to the airport for 55 soles. In Lima, I used Uber quite often; very cheap and safe. If I was in a hurry, I used regular taxis, which were dirt cheap in Lima. 5 to 10 soles can get you pretty much anywhere, including San Isidro, Lince, and Barranco. I used all types of transportation and never had any issues.

Food & Drinks:

I ate and drank at a butt-load of restaurants:

Mayta. Outstanding.

27 Tapas – Excellent; great roof-top bar.

Saqra. Excellent.

Morelia. Excellent.

Haiti. Very good.

La Bonbonniere – Excellent; great risotto.

La Lucha Sangucheria – Outstanding sandwiches.

El Cascajal – Excellent; plus a local show.

Every meal I had was either very good or really damn good!

The Women:

First, I want to give a shootout to Jack Jericho! Because of one of his reports, I learned about Glambu. After chatting with several chicas on Glambu, I ended up with three dates, but two were no shows. The third one was solid and we had a great time together.

Tinder: I chatted with several chicas, but nothing panned out.

Monger Venues:

I did not go out to the big clubs like I did in August. In August, I went to 9 different clubs. This trip, I figured I've seen enough and decided to venture back to the regular bars and learned about a new one as well.

Open Bar:

One of the chicas I knew introduced me to this place. If you leave pizza alley from the back entrance, the club is less than a block away. It was described as a place with college chicas that needed help with their tuition, books, and other college necessities. On Thursday around midnight, there were a good amount of chicas in the place. I was with a chica, so I didn't go around and ask questions. BUT, it looks promising!

The Old Pub:

The place appeared to be closed. I walked through the alley almost every night and each time, it was closed.

Club Sabor Peruano:

This club has been my go to spot for years. There are still a few working girls that come in and hang out, but not many. Some of the girls were hanging out in Open Bar.

Bambu Club:

It is the club near Pizza Alley, between the Subway shop and the Asian restaurant. The club is on the third floor. On the second floor, there was a new rock club with a band. Every time I walk in Bambu, I ask myself. "Why?" The girls will not leave the club and their drinks are over 60 soles.

There is another small club in that same area. It is on the right and under Subway. Instead of going up the stairs, you go down the stairs; not a damn thing going on in that club as well.

Tequila Rocks:

I stopped in there on Friday night around midnight. The cover charge was 30 soles, which included one drink. Once inside, there were 5-6 chicas and 10+ men. All the chicas were occupied. So, I stayed for my free 30 soles drink and left shortly thereafter.

Street Girls:

I already knew about the street scene in Lince, so I did not partake. Hell, I didn't have the time!

Conclusion:

I really like Lima. The people are friendly and the food is great! Miraflores is a wonderful district. Personally, I think the young women from Peru are beautiful; but the older ones don't seem to age very well.

As far as monger venues; it has enough to keep any monger busy during their stay. But go one step further; getting a regular date is not that difficult.

Would I ever return to Lima for a ninth trip? Nah, I think I tapped out on the place and the place has gotten to be just a routine for me. BUT, I still recommend for anyone else to go to Lima and experience the culture, food, and women!

Como siempre, ¡Solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!

[Jack Jericho]

...Welcome to Peru? What, you live here?

Yes, I am peruvian and I live in Perú (most of the time) .

J. J.