Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

So on the baht bus last night.

So, you know how to use the baht bus. I am super impressed. So do I.

Can you do this?

So, I am riding the Baht Bus down beach road last week. Pretty girl gets on the bus with her friend and sits down next to me. She looks up from her phone and I make direct eye contact and hand her my phone. She starts to blush and giggle. You see I have typed "I think you are pretty" into my translator and she she is reading in her native language. Turns out she speaks a little English. She asked where I am from. I tell her and I ask for her line ID. She shows me that funny looking thing on her phone and I take a picture of it and add her. Good timing. She has reached her stop. She gets off the bus and waves at me as the bus leaves. She has a real body. The body of a girl. Not that anorexic looking body referred to by some up in here as slim. Bone is for dog. Meat is for man.

That is called a cold approach on a regular girl. Can you do that? Or have you been "punting" for so long that you have forgotten how to talk a girl out of her panties? The next time you call me a "new poster", better check out your post count. Feel free to enjoy my 10 year body of work.

I am visiting from the Dominican Republic. Not some sex prison country. Pussy is plentiful where I come from. So much so that the girls I am talking to (and still talking to there) are afraid I am not going to bring my big black dick back home to the sexy momis waiting for it. But I will, because my visa will eventually run out. But my pussy won't. It will be waiting for me when I get back.

BOOYAO Mother fuckers!

[SubCmdr]

Somebody is overly sensitive. If you're this easily triggered, then don't post. We all critique one another's posts here, it's a part of the forum breaking things down.

This has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever read in all of ISG. I am about to test you. Don't get triggered!

[Raj Patela]

We have a recent poster saying he gets sub 1,000 girls. Don't get your panties all in Knots. You can tell he isn't into looks.

Not critical. We are all different.

So on the baht bus last night. A Bargirl was being attended by 6 of our East Asian friends. Fkkk. 5 of them stood on the back step of the bus with me. I thought I was going to be in an accident with the darn thing falling due to excess weight.

The girl looked happy though. Don't know details.

[SubCmdr]

I saw a post where someone said "smart guys go to Pattaya in low season". So, I guess that means that person thinks that unless you do what he does then you are not smart. ROTHFLMAO! News flash. Man Law 101: No grown man ought to be telling another grown man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck. I see a lot of violators.

[Explorer8939]

A bunch of bargirls I know have fevers of unknown origin.

[Paolo99]

Somebody is overly sensitive. If you're this easily triggered, then don't post. We all critique one another's posts here, it's a part of the forum breaking things down.

One can do it in a subtle way too.

Very few people post pics to show the girl they're talking about, and once a member does it he gets comments that she is ugly, fat and look like shit. He didn't say the girl is beautiful or hot, he just said that's her, and it gives more value to the report as everyone can put a picture on that story.

This is counterproductive to the forum, as it can discourage others to post pics or even post reports, and most of the time these comments come from people that never post any report too.

[CaliGuy33]

An egocentric narrow-minded guy like you wouldn't understand.

You think you are right about everything and if anyone deviates from your beliefs, you are quick to shoot them down.

Not everyone goes to Pattaya for pussy. Pussy might play a large role. But Pattaya does not equate to pussy. You wouldn't understand because you think about pussy 24/7.

And if you truly think that I wasted the girl's time, then between you and me, you are the clueless one.

Somebody is overly sensitive. If you're this easily triggered, then don't post. We all critique one another's posts here, it's a part of the forum breaking things down.

[GatorAk]

Don't tell me what to do. I didn't ruin my reputation there.

Also, how do you know that the girl told everyone that I'm an idiot? It sounds more like a personal insult from you.

Where is your proof that the girl thinks I'm an idiot?

And no barfining? Tell that to everyone here. And not just to me.

Dude it's like going to a fine steakhouse ordering a steak and not eat. Does it not sound stupid to you? It's your money but don't expect anyone to understand your odd behavior.

[Nyezhov]

An egocentric narrow-minded guy like you wouldn't understand.

You think you are right about everything and if anyone deviates from your beliefs, you are quick to shoot them down.

Not everyone goes to Pattaya for pussy. Pussy might play a large role. But Pattaya does not equate to pussy. You wouldn't understand because you think about pussy 24/7.

And if you truly think that I wasted the girl's time, then between you and me, you are the clueless one.

If you are in Pattaya you're there for the pussy.

[Bam Boom Bam]

So you spent thousands barfining a below average looking fat girl with an ugly tattoo on her chest and you didn't even get to creampie her? I'm not trying to insult you I'm saying this out of love but the fuck is wrong of you? Even if you are inexperienced I understand not getting what you paid for we all been there but going back for seconds and then doubling down by giving her 1000 baht as a reward for not fucking you? Do not go back to that bar you just ruined your reputation there. The girl already told everyone there that you are an idiot and you paid her 1000 baht without sleeping with her (thai girls are quite mean behind the customers back) also why the fuck are you even barfining. Cut the middle man and get a freelancer.

Don't tell me what to do. I didn't ruin my reputation there.

Also, how do you know that the girl told everyone that I'm an idiot? It sounds more like a personal insult from you.

Where is your proof that the girl thinks I'm an idiot?

And no barfining? Tell that to everyone here. And not just to me.

[Bam Boom Bam]

Why are you barfining a girl and taking her to walking street to party instead of taking her to your room and smashing? Makes no sense.

You're wasting your time and hers. And you get nothing out of it but a wasted night and blue balls.

An egocentric narrow-minded guy like you wouldn't understand.

You think you are right about everything and if anyone deviates from your beliefs, you are quick to shoot them down.

Not everyone goes to Pattaya for pussy. Pussy might play a large role. But Pattaya does not equate to pussy. You wouldn't understand because you think about pussy 24/7.

And if you truly think that I wasted the girl's time, then between you and me, you are the clueless one.

[Explorer8939]

I never believe Explorer's Penthouse Forum adventurers, but that's another story

That is a wonderful compliment, thank you!

[RakSopheni]

Thanks. A rational man for fucks sakes. Alls I'm saying is this forum should be made a "Pattaya Lounge" because there's absolutely zero provider reports. After all its called "Pattaya Reports". If I'm planning a trip around the world this forum does absolutely NOTHING to assist me because its full of bullshit *******es bickering over the elusive bargirl that's a 10. For fucks sakes men. Get a grip. They're all 10's at 2.

Guy who has 12 posts mostly criticizing other people with zero useful information gets mad that nobody spoonfeeds him line ID's or writes penthouse letters style posts to wank to.

[Paolo99]

Or maybe it was just bad luck. Making an appointment in TF is usually not as difficult for me as it was last Wednesday. Thursday and Friday I didn't have any problems.

By the way, the girl who didn't show up Wednesday, has already asked me twice if I want to make a new appointment. Without apologizing for not showing up, which is one reason that I'm not so keen anymore. Another reason is that I think I had a session with her last year, IIRC, and she was a totally disinterested pretty starfish.

Sorry for my last post, it was not meant to be argumentative. Your right, many reasons can be leading to these strange behaviors from these girls (as stated earlier by Mr Downandup too), wish you good luck with your trip.

[Mogwai]

You said it yourself in your first post.

You received dozens of likes and messages from different girls, yet you considered yourself lucky when one came by to your room. They were desperate but at the same time didn't even want to answer your messages, that makes no sense. We would think that a desperate girl would instantly make her way to your place at the moment you tell her you want her to come over. If they were that desperate they would do anything possible to get you as a new customer, which obviously they didn't put any effort in by reading your first post.

Finding one decent looking girl in Pattaya (or even many) is one thing, but finding her desperate is another story. The fact that she sells her body in Pattaya doesn't make her desperate, words have meaning you know.

First of all I said that most girls seem to be desperate for customers, so not all of them. Apparently the girls that I contacted were indeed not so desperate, most likely because they are good looking and get enough attention from the punters, even in low season, to choose whatever guy they want.
Or maybe it was just bad luck. Making an appointment in TF is usually not as difficult for me as it was last Wednesday. Thursday and Friday I didn't have any problems.

By the way, the girl who didn't show up Wednesday, has already asked me twice if I want to make a new appointment. Without apologizing for not showing up, which is one reason that I'm not so keen anymore. Another reason is that I think I had a session with her last year, IIRC, and she was a totally disinterested pretty starfish.