Medellin Reports

[SubCmdr]

So, a Tinder hit. Age listed as 21. Asked me for 400,000 COP. I asked if she was special. She sent me a "question mark". I told her that was a lot. She said: "Ok, Fue un gusto". End of conversation.

[Nounce]

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I don't see any mention of the Medellin Mansion anymore. Is it still operating? IF so, has it changed in some way? Back in the day, at least a third of the discussion on the Medellin forum was about the Mansion....

It's been mentioned recently.

Why not just stay at the Mansion? Totally safe, every girl who enters is registered and ID checked, girls hanging out daytime, on premise club with girls, most guests don't speak english so girls are google translate familiar, etc. Seems so much easier for your situation.

[Manny51]

Hey fellas!

Its been about 5 years since my last trip to Medellin. I was planning a post-Covid return. Been reading the forum a bit.

I don't see any mention of the Medellin Mansion anymore. Is it still operating? IF so, has it changed in some way? Back in the day, at least a third of the discussion on the Medellin forum was about the Mansion.

I realize that this question may come off as clueless if its old news. But I love that place. I hope it didn't close.

Thanks in advance!

[Zeos1]

Stop with the outlandish exaggerations. 7 k. 20 k.

You guys man. If your going to tell us a story make it believable. I know guys you have gotten robbed but not much liquid cash. Maybe a couple thousand in the safe.

Now. Equipment such as computers, ect. Yes I know many especially credit cards, debit cards, passports, etc that I been taken due to being drugged and not locking their valuables up. I call them carless horny dogs LOL.

The criminals usually cannot purchase things online with your credit cards unless they have your zip code as well. The zip code your cards are attached too.

Zip code? I don't have one so not likely that is going to help.

But I do want to check this out. How to have my credit and debit cards, accounts, etc. Safe before my next trip.

[Zeos1]

Every case I've heard about first hand with drugging, the girl was offering free sex. I'm not going to avoid Medellin. But I'm 60+ and I am going to avoid beautiful girls who offer me free sex because there is a VERY good chance it's not free and not sex. And if you're married: Bring the wife with you and I'm sure you'll be fine.

None of the people that I know that have been drugged were offered free sex. They were paying, but got more than they bargained for.

[Knowledge]

The pandemic era itself was not so bad really. My major regret was having spent more time than is ideal reading the Blakman / Slapshot back and forth. Just kidding, that was good fun too. I can remember laughing about guys having a go at them and the rest of us who were here for everything from spending too little or too much, spreading coronavirus, and even being asked to prove we were really here. These days, I have more than enough fun that I don't spend much time reminiscing about past glory. I've had plenty of great times here going back to the days of the 1800 pesos to the USD and I look forward to lots more good times in the years to come.

Well many of the newcomers here don't know how it was here prior to the Pandemic and don't need to adapt meaning adjusting to the new conditions.

Hence when they see all the posts by guys who have been here awhile, who are complaining, myself included, I understand where their coming from.

All the bitching and moaning about the past does no good.

Albeit at least I have some very fond memories of perhaps what one might call a bygone era here with the turning point being the Pandemic.

[TexasPistol]

I suggest to everybody to stay away from Medellin. I was robbed $7 k and my friend $20 k (using the well-known apps and beautiful girls. If you don't drink anything they will blow to your face or put something on their tits and you will sleep like a baby min 36 hours.

Every case I've heard about first hand with drugging, the girl was offering free sex. I'm not going to avoid Medellin. But I'm 60+ and I am going to avoid beautiful girls who offer me free sex because there is a VERY good chance it's not free and not sex. And if you're married: Bring the wife with you and I'm sure you'll be fine.

[LoveItHere]

Any recommendations for a dentist? I just need a routine cleaning and if they can do x-rays n shit that would be great too. Been a few years since I been to the dentist.

Across from the San Antonio Exito is the La Oriental Mall next to the main police station. Upstairs has 3-4 different dentist offices with a place that can do all the X-rays in the same building. Even that International Smiles place does not have X-ray equipment.

FYI International Smiles tried to more than double my implant cost when it was time to put them in!

[Mtndew704]

I don't know how to pm but I will be in town during the same dates and would love to see the pueblos and chicas LOL.

You have to pay for a membership to PM.

[Surfer500]

Or just complain relentlessly about the need to adapt. That seems to be the preferred response.

Well many of the newcomers here don't know how it was here prior to the Pandemic and don't need to adapt meaning adjusting to the new conditions.

Hence when they see all the posts by guys who have been here awhile, who are complaining, myself included, I understand where their coming from.

All the bitching and moaning about the past does no good.

Albeit at least I have some very fond memories of perhaps what one might call a bygone era here with the turning point being the Pandemic.

[TheMan31]

I suggest to everybody to stay away from Medellin. I was robbed $7 k and my friend $20 k (even tough I explained him all safety tips) Lots of gangs are fishing American tourists and spiking your drinks or blowing something to your face or even putting on something to their tits and after you lick or smell you wake up with an empty bank account after 48 hours. If you are married, your wife can go crazy. You end up into police station. They are doing a big nothing for you. There is no way to escape from this danger. They are using the well-known apps and beautiful girls. If you don't drink anything they will blow to your face or put something on their tits and you will sleep like a baby min 36 hours. Then they are professional about hacking phones and emptying your all accounts, cash apps etc.

Stop with the outlandish exaggerations. 7 k. 20 k.

You guys man. If your going to tell us a story make it believable. I know guys you have gotten robbed but not much liquid cash. Maybe a couple thousand in the safe.

Now. Equipment such as computers, ect. Yes I know many especially credit cards, debit cards, passports, etc that I been taken due to being drugged and not locking their valuables up. I call them carless horny dogs LOL.

The criminals usually cannot purchase things online with your credit cards unless they have your zip code as well. The zip code your cards are attached too.

[Sangnyc21]

Besides that, the locals want your asses out of there!

https://youtu.be/lg-sJEbcQ-k

Exactly. I posted a while back about medellin not being so welcoming.

[Aniaml131]

I suggest to everybody to stay away from Medellin. I was robbed $7 k and my friend $20 k (even tough I explained him all safety tips) Lots of gangs are fishing American tourists and spiking your drinks or blowing something to your face or even putting on something to their tits and after you lick or smell you wake up with an empty bank account after 48 hours. If you are married, your wife can go crazy. You end up into police station. They are doing a big nothing for you. There is no way to escape from this danger. They are using the well-known apps and beautiful girls. If you don't drink anything they will blow to your face or put something on their tits and you will sleep like a baby min 36 hours. Then they are professional about hacking phones and emptying your all accounts, cash apps etc.

Clearly, you don't know ALL the safety tips. Why the hell are you going out to clubs or venues (foreign) with your credit cards. Most credit cards you can lock. Lock all CC before going out or simply don't bring them. Majority of cards you can do a limit on daily withdrawal. Only take cash. Photo copy passport and leave somewhere else safe. Like a safe or under TV. IPhones are not easily hackable. You can always have a shit debit / credit card with 50 $ on it. Any girl that approaches I am on HIGH alert. If you go on an APP. Almost every girl wants $$ this is where you set the rules and you clearly tell her you know about the rampant spiking and there is nothing valuable on me and you want a photocopy of her ID.

I always have an extra cheap ass phone. You can always pay for a local dude to cover your back or a friend. Are you a Miami pilot? First thing these guys do is show off they are a pilot and have money. In some form or fashion. I always try to appear broke or poor to some extent because the girl spiking your shit doesn't want to take risk on no poor dude.

Fucking A have we've not learn from escorts. They want photos of your driver license, social media, screening. Unfortunately men have to do the same thing in places like Medelin at this current time. Unless your an OG and really know your shit.

[JjBee62]

Adapt or perish.

Or just complain relentlessly about the need to adapt. That seems to be the preferred response.

[SubCmdr]

Thank you for this report, can't wait to read the rest!

Thank you brother MilleMiglia! I wasn't going to write the rest up until I saw your message. Many individuals positing either know it all or have issues. They are like the two old muppets on the balcony, grumpy, angry and complaining about everything.

Here you go brother:

As I sit down to write this next installment of my trip report, I am having a cup of coffee brewed from Colombia 100% Arabica Cafe Britt Pitalito Laboyano Huila. It was harsh initially. But as it cooled off taste mellowed. A strong full bodied brew that I relished and made me wish I was back in Colombia. Now onto the good stuff.

As I said before, I'm wifed up this week so good sex and conversation or was it good conversation then sex. I'm hungry. We shower up and I got to have my North American Style Breakfast (you know the style from the United States of America not Canada or Mexico). Hope that gives some clarity on type of breakfast I am looking for.

Uber to Poblado. First trip in Medellin it's daylight and I'm all eyes. Shooting photos like a damn tourist (cause I am) and really enjoying the trip. We arrived at Dandre. 8800 COP. And I'm loving it. They are serving breakfast like a boss. And I know of what I speak. As I made money while going to university being a brunch chief on the weekends. My standards are high. A place needs to equal or be better than what I can produce in my own kitchen. And this place was. Water and coffee. Pancakes, bacon (crisp the way I like it) and scrambled eggs hard. My girl does not like breakfast, so she found something on the lunch menu (a sandwich) they were serving and it was chow down time. Breakfast was rocking and I was happy. Already my vacation is starting out well because I can't get anything close to this in a restaurant where I live. Bill comes: 85,441 COP.

We out and we are walking. I have no idea where I am but along the walk is a money exchange place. Much better rate than at the airport (I'm making MongerHunter look like a mother fucking genius): 4100 COP to USD. Grab my stack. But I am still tripping on the numbers. 4000 COP = 1 USD, 20,000 COP = 5 USD. Ok, making a little mental progress. We keep walking to a park to investigate a day trip. That is done and I want to see a mall. We hop in a yellow taxi to Santafe: 8950.

We hit the mall and I am complete amazed by what I see. Modern mall that rivals anything I have seen during all of my world travels. I had no idea. As we are walking I catch a glimpse of one of my favorite type of stores. Sunglasses. And I'm checking them out. Found a bad ass pair in burgundy, mirrored, no frame, (oakley style) and buying them. With my decision made my girl is like "what about me". I'm like, find a pair you like. She looks, and looks and looks and finally declares she does not like any of them and that they are too expensive. Suit yourself. Take me to where your buy your sunglasses and I'll get you a pair. Plastic in hand and I'm adding 299,800 to the local economy. Yes!

We keep walking and happen upon a Dollar City. Are you kidding me? My date explains how the store works. Says it is one of her favorite. We are in and we are shopping. I need office supplies a few things for the apartment that were important to me. Some water and other various things. We got the cart together so I told my girl to throw in what she wanted. She stopped to try on sunglasses. Found a pair she liked. And told me that is how she shops. Hit the caja: 115100 COP. We rolling. Uber from Sanafe to outside of El Centro: 10,500 COP. And we are walking in, to meet the sister my girl. I am just taking in sights, We get to their destination and they do their business inside the store. I'm on the street just observing. I see a fruit cart. 2000 COP for 6 Bananas. Give me the bag! I'm off. They are back from their task and surprised I didn't get myself into trouble and was able to make a purchase on my own. We say good bye to her sister and her sisters child and we break in other direction. We are headed to the salon and we have and appointment. She is getting hair washed and styled, Mani / pedi, Gel nails on her fingers and toes and I'm getting the mani / pedi. Everything on me. I am telling you the Colombians are about their business. The best mani / pedi I have ever gotten in my life. My nails a gleaming. Don't look cause they will blind you. We both looking like million bucks and I get the bill. 135,000 COP for us both. WTF? While waiting for here to finish I took some picture and placed up a bottle of lotion for 15,000 COP.

We are walking and it is night at this time. And we are en route to San Diego for food. It was a serious walk. But walking is good for me. All I got is my health and enjoyment of my life. Finally we arrive at San Diego food court and it is time to eat. I'm hungry after that walk. She tells me Bananza Parrilla is good. So I'm looking at the food in the pictures, the food on the grill and the food going out to the clients and yes, indeed is it looks good. I put in my order. 53,400 COP. Yikes what did I order? This numbers are still messing with my head. She goes to her favorite chicken place: 21900 COP. Ok, so hers is less than half of mine so it can't be all that bad. They give me an electronic thing to call me back. I'm tripping. Real service at a food court. My food is ready and what and eye feast. And it tastes just as good. I take a before and after picture. I tore it up. We walk back to our apartment and I stop at the 24 -hour cafe for some cake 2500 COP. Starting to get a feel for the money here. Up to the apartment. Oh, my girl. Well sex is a given and she lets me flood the zone. Nothing to really report there. I don't know what her demand is. Or what market she is in. But I'm sure one of these experts on prostituion will try to tell me something about how a real relationship should work based on the extensive knowledge of pay for play they have developed while playing baseball in Medellin.

What a day! Amazing! Someone told me that if I was not happy visiting Medellin, I should not return. I won't be listing to that guy. It is a good thing I learned a long time ago to take a look at things with my own eyes and make my own evaluations.

I lost 7. 31 USD on my first change of money. Ooops. I could have looked for an ATM. They are not my friends. And I guess if you have never had a transaction denied or a card snatched from you by the ATM machine then I understand individuals who have absolute blind faith in how computer systems work. Rely on the plastic and never carry cash, never has happened for the 34 countries of the world I have visited. And not going to happen in the future. Considering that I bought AAPL using my Charles Schwab brokerage account when it was 10 maybe I have a reason for doing what I do when I do it. I forgot that I no longer travel as a diplomat and no one is waiting for me at the airport with my envelope of local currency and security briefing.