Pattaya Reports

[LittleBigMan]

I don't know what to call them. Don't work bar, don't live in Pattaya.

I think what is being a reference and I would agree if they don't work bar, living in Pattaya or not isn't relevant, if you are paying them then they aren't " Civvies " they are usually called Freelancers in many people's book.

[Chan Chalupa]

I don't know what to call them. Don't work bar, don't live in Pattaya.

Prostitoot works for me.

I'm not Hating on them it's just a description of Thier job. I pay to see them. So Chill.

[Explorer8939]

Then that ain't a civvie!

I don't know what to call them. Don't work bar, don't live in Pattaya.

[Frankypanky]

Hi guys, this will be my first visit to Pattaya next week. I want to know which massage saloon can offer me best massage and sex. Also I like going out, have a drink and catch a girl.

Dors anyone have advice for me about massage saloons and bars for girl? Thanks a lot.

For massage, Soi Pothole or soi chaiyapoon. You might try VIP Massage at Soi Bua Khao. Stay away from the soapy massage like Sabai or PP Massage. Total rip-offs!

To have a drink an catch a girl? Depends on where your hotel is? Don't pick up girls near your hotel. To keep a distance. Otherwise try TreeTown beerbarcomplex. If you have a bigger budget or a very good money-management, try some Agogo at Walking Street. Skip Skyfall, XS and Mamasan Agogo! Pick a smaller agogo like Tantra, Sharks or Bliss.

[Mr Enternational]

For anyone wondering, I give civvies 2000 a night.

Then that ain't a civvie!

[Chan Chalupa]

Quick Hits.

1. Muay Thai ring is no more. Never did understand their business model.

2. Lighthouse is no more. 4 tier agogos have no chance. Don't buy one. Hahaha. Hahaha.

3. Sharks. One rotation full of hit girls. 3 tipless. 2 coyote but not bad.

[Explorer8939]

Just to make you guys happy, I can report that I went with a civvie for 3 days, and she had zero sex drive. Unlike the last time I saw her.

The first night, I went to sleep early. The second night, I tried boom-boom, but she was a dead fish. The third night, she went to sleep at five pm.

I did notice that she was going to the toilet all the time, all day, everywhere we went, and she didn't have phone service, so maybe she wasn't 100%.

So, no, its not horny women in Pattaya all the time, they are the exception.

Now I have 3 nights with another civvie lady, she will fuck, but not enthusiastically.

For anyone wondering, I give civvies 2000 a night.

[BionicMan]

I have bought from 7/11 - very convenient but these are always in a pack of 3. Wondering if there is any online source that can ship 10's or 50's cheaper to US or Canadian addresses?

I would also like to try the 001 variant that is not available in 7/11/ Any suggestions on where to buy these from before heading to Thailand?

Why don't you buy 1 pk at 7-11, check on who is the national distributor of the brand, maybe even Google can help, and you might find out some retailers. Or the whole seller can help you.

[MongerHunger]

I'll be there Saturday, 1500 is the norm around town and it's going to be hard to find many agreeing with 1000.

Beach Road 1 k.

[Downandup]

Heading back to Pattaya.

Wish me Luck. In finding Hot Girls on SOY6 for 1,000 baht.

I'll be there Saturday, 1500 is the norm around town and it's going to be hard to find many agreeing with 1000.

[Chan Chalupa]

Heading back to Pattaya.

Wish me Luck. In finding Hot Girls on SOY6 for 1,000 baht.

[Chan Chalupa]

Assuming you buy 3 drinks. Grope and Kiss.

Assuming girl get barfined regularly.

Assuming 1 hour.

1 hour of no chance of a barfine requires good compensation.

[Chan Chalupa]

Let me understand. You buy a gogo girl 1 drink every 20 minutes and still feel the need to tip her 500 baht? Even with DFK and heavy mutual groping the tip should only be 100-200 baht if you're buying 3 drinks per hour. You're basically doubling her income with that tip. If there's no touching then no tip.

OTH, I'm a pretty generous tipper to girls I KNOW and LIKE. You may see me tipping 500 or 1000 baht at them just for beating me at rock paper scissors but I never feel the need that I am required to tip. Any girl who is excessively thirsty will never be a regular of mine.

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When I think of groping I'm not thinking Explorer quality girl. No offense. Hahaha.

[Margaya]

I have bought from 7/11 - very convenient but these are always in a pack of 3. Wondering if there is any online source that can ship 10's or 50's cheaper to US or Canadian addresses?

I would also like to try the 001 variant that is not available in 7/11/ Any suggestions on where to buy these from before heading to Thailand?

[HorseTrader]

Unless you are 100% sure it was urine, she could have been a squirter, in which case, water comes out from her Bartholin glands.

I didn't collect a sample for chemical analysis, but it looked like urine, smelled like urine, felt like urine, flowed like urine, and I watched it come out of the urethral meatus. It even stopped at about the volume her bladder would have been empty.