Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

For anyone wondering, I give civvies 2000 a night.

Then that ain't a civvie!

[Chan Chalupa]

Quick Hits.

1. Muay Thai ring is no more. Never did understand their business model.

2. Lighthouse is no more. 4 tier agogos have no chance. Don't buy one. Hahaha. Hahaha.

3. Sharks. One rotation full of hit girls. 3 tipless. 2 coyote but not bad.

[Explorer8939]

Just to make you guys happy, I can report that I went with a civvie for 3 days, and she had zero sex drive. Unlike the last time I saw her.

The first night, I went to sleep early. The second night, I tried boom-boom, but she was a dead fish. The third night, she went to sleep at five pm.

I did notice that she was going to the toilet all the time, all day, everywhere we went, and she didn't have phone service, so maybe she wasn't 100%.

So, no, its not horny women in Pattaya all the time, they are the exception.

Now I have 3 nights with another civvie lady, she will fuck, but not enthusiastically.

For anyone wondering, I give civvies 2000 a night.

[BionicMan]

I have bought from 7/11 - very convenient but these are always in a pack of 3. Wondering if there is any online source that can ship 10's or 50's cheaper to US or Canadian addresses?

I would also like to try the 001 variant that is not available in 7/11/ Any suggestions on where to buy these from before heading to Thailand?

Why don't you buy 1 pk at 7-11, check on who is the national distributor of the brand, maybe even Google can help, and you might find out some retailers. Or the whole seller can help you.

[MongerHunger]

I'll be there Saturday, 1500 is the norm around town and it's going to be hard to find many agreeing with 1000.

Beach Road 1 k.

[Downandup]

Heading back to Pattaya.

Wish me Luck. In finding Hot Girls on SOY6 for 1,000 baht.

I'll be there Saturday, 1500 is the norm around town and it's going to be hard to find many agreeing with 1000.

[Chan Chalupa]

Heading back to Pattaya.

Wish me Luck. In finding Hot Girls on SOY6 for 1,000 baht.

[Chan Chalupa]

Assuming you buy 3 drinks. Grope and Kiss.

Assuming girl get barfined regularly.

Assuming 1 hour.

1 hour of no chance of a barfine requires good compensation.

[Chan Chalupa]

Let me understand. You buy a gogo girl 1 drink every 20 minutes and still feel the need to tip her 500 baht? Even with DFK and heavy mutual groping the tip should only be 100-200 baht if you're buying 3 drinks per hour. You're basically doubling her income with that tip. If there's no touching then no tip.

OTH, I'm a pretty generous tipper to girls I KNOW and LIKE. You may see me tipping 500 or 1000 baht at them just for beating me at rock paper scissors but I never feel the need that I am required to tip. Any girl who is excessively thirsty will never be a regular of mine.

More text of Con.

When I think of groping I'm not thinking Explorer quality girl. No offense. Hahaha.

[Margaya]

I have bought from 7/11 - very convenient but these are always in a pack of 3. Wondering if there is any online source that can ship 10's or 50's cheaper to US or Canadian addresses?

I would also like to try the 001 variant that is not available in 7/11/ Any suggestions on where to buy these from before heading to Thailand?

[HorseTrader]

Unless you are 100% sure it was urine, she could have been a squirter, in which case, water comes out from her Bartholin glands.

I didn't collect a sample for chemical analysis, but it looked like urine, smelled like urine, felt like urine, flowed like urine, and I watched it come out of the urethral meatus. It even stopped at about the volume her bladder would have been empty.

[Explorer8939]

I don't understand much at all of why you do what you do. You complain about drunk women but continuously have them come to your place. You complain about the sex you pay for but continually have sex you complain about. At least 5 of your posts next week will be about some drunk woman you barfined or some woman that you had sex with that you didn't enjoy.

I am not complaining about drunk women in general, just about a handful of overly horny types.

Aren't the vast majority of complaints here about exceptions, and not the rule?

And yes, sometimes I have a truly bad fuck, usually a rush job. I can finish in 3 minutes, but I need some warmup.

[Explorer8939]

Not to pile on but Hahahaha. No offense.

It would add more colour if he at least gives a little description of his barfine. Is it the 50 year old 200 pounder or the 50 kilo 20 year old.

P.S. He is against guys sending money from Norway. But in a way he is wasting his money too. Or so it seems to me.

The ladies who try to fuck me to death are typically 40 years old, 50 kilo types. The young ones are very happy with a 3 minute fuck.

But paying for a bad fuck is a million times better than sending a lady free money from Norway.

[Banana Boi]

Context.

If 1 drink every 20 minutes with feeling her up yes 500 baht extra is appropro.

If 1 drink every 5 minutes with no touching then 500 might be a bit overboard.

Let me understand. You buy a gogo girl 1 drink every 20 minutes and still feel the need to tip her 500 baht? Even with DFK and heavy mutual groping the tip should only be 100-200 baht if you're buying 3 drinks per hour. You're basically doubling her income with that tip. If there's no touching then no tip.

OTH, I'm a pretty generous tipper to girls I KNOW and LIKE. You may see me tipping 500 or 1000 baht at them just for beating me at rock paper scissors but I never feel the need that I am required to tip. Any girl who is excessively thirsty will never be a regular of mine.

[Explorer8939]

That's happened to me only 1 time in my decades of P4P experience, and it was closer to 20 minutes than 2 hours. No way could I go 2 hours.

My case was about 8 to 12 years ago in Tijuana and the girl kept saying "You no finish, me finish first." About 20 minutes into the session she seemed to finish, at least she pissed all over me and the bed. I had finished about the same time so I got up, took a shower, and got dressed. Meanwhile, she continued to masturbate for the longest time. Eventually, I sat on the edge of the bed, fully clothed, watching her masturbate. Finally she finished and pissed about 100 ML high into the air, if not for my catlike reactions, I would have been wearing urine soaked clothes for the rest of the day. My only regret from that session was that I didnt take a picture of the wet sheets after she finished.

So, that's my response to P4P girl insisting on more sex. If I could maintain an erection for 2 hours, I would likely die of heart attack somewhere around the 30-60 minute mark.

Unless you are 100% sure it was urine, she could have been a squirter, in which case, water comes out from her Bartholin glands.

I have had a couple come in my mouth, high pressure. It seems the pressure slackens as they get older.

But, contrary to popular opinion, squirting doesn't mean they cum, its more like pre cum.