Pattaya Reports

[Expat American]

We were a group of friends in Pattaya for 3 nights and had a fantastic time. Landed and one of the boys called his lady contact who said don't worry just hit the room and enjoy the massage in the room. She sent about 6-7 girls to choose from. Well they were all selected as I took 2 in the room for massage and fun. Massage shower sex conversation all for 2. 5 hours. After a while we went to the beach for a relaxing walk and came back to the room to get ready for the evening fun. Like fire word got around crazy rich Indians have landed to fuck and party and were approached by many including LB's. We went to walking street and soi6 and enjoyed. Went to one of the bars, don't remember the name. Bought 1 bottle each of vodka whisky and tequila and girls acted like honey bees. Long story short we all took 1 girl each. Quality was very decent, I say 7/10 which is certainly bangable in my book. Asking was 2. 5 k-3. 5 k ST and LT 4 k-5 k. I picked a girl for the latter however sent her home after 2 finishes. Wanted to sleep well. Banged her pretty well though and treated her well with affection and respect. Suddenly she became a 3 holer but I wasnt in the mood if I see her again will not disappoint her. The same was repeated for the next 2 evenings. Stayed at royal cliff which is GF and pretty good, thumbs up. Lots of girls on offer, quality is subjective and what you like I may not and vice versa. But I strongly believe if you have money in the pocket Pattaya has plenty to offer. I came across one beauty an absolute stunner like a 9/10. She asked for 10 k with no mention of ST / LT, I was down a few shots already for the day, like in the room and in the bar. Really wanted her for the next day but my bad she was taken by a Korean. Absolutely gutted with that. Pattaya is a great place, it was a fun trip. I hope I am back soon. I hope we kept prices in check. In 3 days I banged like 7 chicks and in each I paid 2 k-3 k ST and 4 k-5. 5 k LT. Special thanks to mongers out here who messaged me on PM and shared experiences and words of wisdom. Cheers & enjoy this vibrant city!

Nice report. So all the people who say Indians are treated poorly are not accurate. Indians who are willing to spend money seem to have no problems at all!

[AmericanThief]

Took me about 9 hours door to door. Didn't sleep well last night, a bit tired. Decided on a FL on beach road 10 pm. Big boobs, light skin, chubby but cute. I really wanted to fondle some boobs. BBBJ CIM. Porn star experience. Really got lucky she was a server. 1000 Baht 8/10.

[TherminMermin]

Wait I thought even skinny girls are having a hard time pulling customers as well. Simply because theres not alot of customers at the moment. And we were discussing a woman with a fat ass that is still pretty NOT a fat obese woman. On Earth there's a galactic difference. So here's a hint of a recent pretty woman with a fat ass that's NOT obese at Desire.

P.S. I'm pretty sure from the photos that most likely you still consider these 2 girls fat and ugly and/or have a fat ass but still ugly BUT no worries theres plenty of grown men with the necessary tools from here to Endor ready to go froggy style in that beautuful thai princess with a fat bubble.

Gotdayum that's some serious cheekage. Thanks for the tip. Hopefully she'll still be around in October. Tbh I've haven't done the bar thing I've stuck to tinder, escort websites, soapies, and picking up women where ever, at work in the mall or market ect. Some are freelancers some hungry and curious.

[Chan Chalupa]

Wait I thought even skinny girls are having a hard time pulling customers as well. Simply because theres not alot of customers at the moment. And we were discussing a woman with a fat ass that is still pretty NOT a fat obese woman. On Earth there's a galactic difference. So here's a hint of a recent pretty woman with a fat ass that's NOT obese at Desire.

P.S. I'm pretty sure from the photos that most likely you still consider these 2 girls fat and ugly and/or have a fat ass but still ugly BUT no worries theres plenty of grown men with the necessary tools from here to Endor ready to go froggy style in that beautuful thai princess with a fat bubble.

If that is Fon from desire.

Definitely consider her un Attractive. No offense.

Other opinions on Fon please, don't be shy if you think she is HOT.

[SuperLove]

We were a group of friends in Pattaya for 3 nights and had a fantastic time. Landed and one of the boys called his lady contact who said don't worry just hit the room and enjoy the massage in the room. She sent about 6-7 girls to choose from. Well they were all selected as I took 2 in the room for massage and fun. Massage shower sex conversation all for 2. 5 hours. After a while we went to the beach for a relaxing walk and came back to the room to get ready for the evening fun. Like fire word got around crazy rich Indians have landed to fuck and party and were approached by many including LB's. We went to walking street and soi6 and enjoyed. Went to one of the bars, don't remember the name. Bought 1 bottle each of vodka whisky and tequila and girls acted like honey bees. Long story short we all took 1 girl each. Quality was very decent, I say 7/10 which is certainly bangable in my book. Asking was 2. 5 k-3. 5 k ST and LT 4 k-5 k. I picked a girl for the latter however sent her home after 2 finishes. Wanted to sleep well. Banged her pretty well though and treated her well with affection and respect. Suddenly she became a 3 holer but I wasnt in the mood if I see her again will not disappoint her. The same was repeated for the next 2 evenings. Stayed at royal cliff which is GF and pretty good, thumbs up. Lots of girls on offer, quality is subjective and what you like I may not and vice versa. But I strongly believe if you have money in the pocket Pattaya has plenty to offer. I came across one beauty an absolute stunner like a 9/10. She asked for 10 k with no mention of ST / LT, I was down a few shots already for the day, like in the room and in the bar. Really wanted her for the next day but my bad she was taken by a Korean. Absolutely gutted with that. Pattaya is a great place, it was a fun trip. I hope I am back soon. I hope we kept prices in check. In 3 days I banged like 7 chicks and in each I paid 2 k-3 k ST and 4 k-5. 5 k LT. Special thanks to mongers out here who messaged me on PM and shared experiences and words of wisdom. Cheers & enjoy this vibrant city!

[Paolo99]

I'll check out Lust tonight. Mind you they have a lot of girls but rarely in a Blue mOon do I see an attractive one.

A bubble BUTT would stand out.

Here are some pictures of her so you won't have to go and ask mamasan to talk to her.

She's got a huge rack so most probably you'll not find her attractive, but others asked for phat asses girls, that's why I shared this girl's contact.

Don't be a cheap ass tonight, now that she's got her face pictured on a pervert's site, at least pay her a few rounds of Sangsom and Coke, she deserves it, she's got a really nice personnality.

I've also included a picture of the girl you claim is the second prettiest of the soi, so every one can compare if Baytoei has a pretty face or not.

Note that I haven't taken any of these pictures.

[Coolie High]

Challenge Sir.

Go do a survey on Soi 6. Ask around are Fat girls in demand?

Hahahahaha. Dark skin white skin and everything in between. Plump girls just can't Pull customers.

Wait I thought even skinny girls are having a hard time pulling customers as well. Simply because theres not alot of customers at the moment. And we were discussing a woman with a fat ass that is still pretty NOT a fat obese woman. On Earth there's a galactic difference. So here's a hint of a recent pretty woman with a fat ass that's NOT obese at Desire.

P.S. I'm pretty sure from the photos that most likely you still consider these 2 girls fat and ugly and/or have a fat ass but still ugly BUT no worries theres plenty of grown men with the necessary tools from here to Endor ready to go froggy style in that beautuful thai princess with a fat bubble.

[Chan Chalupa]

Someone smart once said, "what is right is not always popular and what is popular is not always right". That quote is especially accurate when talking about a man's personal preference in women. We're on a website sharing info on smashing hoes all around the world, we're all deviants in here, cut the high school BS out.

Chill. There's 2 of us saying you won't have any trubble finding Fat Azzes in Thailand. Hahaha. If you want Lizzo size then maybe.

[Chan Chalupa]

Thanks for the info Paolo99. I will be in pattaya last week of October and bkk first week of November and I will definitely be looking her up. If I can fill my docket with PAAG I'll be in hog heaven. That's something I have yet been able to do. Thailand is far from Colombia or brasil when it comes to readily available phat asses.

I'll check out Lust tonight. Mind you they have a lot of girls but rarely in a Blue mOon do I see an attractive one.

A bubble BUTT would stand out.

[TherminMermin]

Challenge Sir.

Go do a survey on Soi 6. Ask around are Fat girls in demand?

Hahahahaha. Dark skin white skin and everything in between. Plump girls just can't Pull customers.

Someone smart once said, "what is right is not always popular and what is popular is not always right". That quote is especially accurate when talking about a man's personal preference in women. We're on a website sharing info on smashing hoes all around the world, we're all deviants in here, cut the high school BS out.

[TherminMermin]

If that's your thing go in soi 6 in the "Lust" bar. Ask the girl named "Baytoei", pay her a Sangsom Coke and see if her ass is phat enough for you.

Upside, she is tall and has a very pretty face and is a very nice and funny 24 years old girl.

Downside, a little English and wears braces.

That soi has many phat assed girls, if you don't want that one in particular, you'll probably find one that suits you (look at Liquid bar too for example).

Thanks for the info Paolo99. I will be in pattaya last week of October and bkk first week of November and I will definitely be looking her up. If I can fill my docket with PAAG I'll be in hog heaven. That's something I have yet been able to do. Thailand is far from Colombia or brasil when it comes to readily available phat asses.

[Chan Chalupa]

If you honestly believe that, then I gather your reality is so warped that you're the type that would take a sexy ladyboy in heels over a regular full fledge female. NO offense 😂.

Challenge Sir.

Go do a survey on Soi 6. Ask around are Fat girls in demand?

Hahahahaha. Dark skin white skin and everything in between. Plump girls just can't Pull customers.

[Coolie High]

P.S. I'll reiterate Fat Azzes are everywhere usually connected to ugly Fat faces. No offense. Hahaha

If you honestly believe that, then I gather your reality is so warped that you're the type that would take a sexy ladyboy in heels over a regular full fledge female. NO offense 😂.

[Chan Chalupa]

If that's your thing go in soi 6 in the "Lust" bar. Ask the girl named "Baytoei", pay her a Sangsom Coke and see if her ass is phat enough for you.

Upside, she is tall and has a very pretty face and is a very nice and funny 24 years old girl.

Downside, a little English and wears braces.

That soi has many phat assed girls, if you don't want that one in particular, you'll probably find one that suits you (look at Liquid bar too for example).

Oh Lord I miss Baitoey. She was nice to me in my 20 second interaction. I'm talking the Playpen one.

Priew of Desire.

Any comments on the 2. I'm in Fukuoka heading to Pattaya today.

Thailand 7,11's are light years ahead of those in Japan. Weird.

Plus. Baitoey wears Braces.

P.S. I'll reiterate Fat Azzes are everywhere usually connected to ugly Fat faces. No offense. Hahaha.

LaToya. LaQueesha. Precious (Charles Barkley hooker was named Precious). The Ethiopians.

[Paolo99]

I'm thinking our definition of a phat ass maybe different.

If that's your thing go in soi 6 in the "Lust" bar. Ask the girl named "Baytoei", pay her a Sangsom Coke and see if her ass is phat enough for you.

Upside, she is tall and has a very pretty face and is a very nice and funny 24 years old girl.

Downside, a little English and wears braces.

That soi has many phat assed girls, if you don't want that one in particular, you'll probably find one that suits you (look at Liquid bar too for example).