Pattaya Reports

[Bam Boom Bam]

I only became a regular at Palace from 2017/18 after meeting MP. At the same time some of my girls moved over to Palace as it became the go to gogo bar. I never liked Palace before that. I was a Beach Club, Happy, Sensations, Fahrenheit, YES!, Nui 2, Glass House, and Baccara guy. Went to all of those more than Palace. But my 2 main gogo bars were in LK Metro. I took girls in to Palace before and after being a regular. No, I am not close to any of the bouncers, waitresses, or mamasans. I am a nobody and a very small player in Palace. I have my handful of 6 girls I'll occasionally buy a drink for and don't talk to the rest of them.

Was Palace packed? Sometimes if there are no seats available the waitresses will tell us that at the door. Not sure if your girl was pretty but that may be a factor to if she gets in as well. Palace is likely the strictest club on which girls are allowed to work there.

It wasn't packed. But the security guard said it was full. But I could see through the curtain that there were empty seats inside. I posted the girl's photo in the story.

[Banana Boi]

It worked for you because you are a regular at Palace and the security guards know you.

I only became a regular at Palace from 2017/18 after meeting MP. At the same time some of my girls moved over to Palace as it became the go to gogo bar. I never liked Palace before that. I was a Beach Club, Happy, Sensations, Fahrenheit, YES!, Nui 2, Glass House, and Baccara guy. Went to all of those more than Palace. But my 2 main gogo bars were in LK Metro. I took girls in to Palace before and after being a regular. No, I am not close to any of the bouncers, waitresses, or mamasans. I am a nobody and a very small player in Palace. I have my handful of 6 girls I'll occasionally buy a drink for and don't talk to the rest of them.

Was Palace packed? Sometimes if there are no seats available the waitresses will tell us that at the door. Not sure if your girl was pretty but that may be a factor to if she gets in as well. Palace is likely the strictest club on which girls are allowed to work there.

[Falcon 95]

I do not know if anyone remembers but this is a photo of Panda the 18 year old girl from Crazy Story posted a while back. Actually, her name is not Panda. I don't remember her name now. She might be 19 now. So if anyone wants to fuck a slim young girl, then go to her bar and tell the mamasan you want the 18 year old girl. But you will need a lot of money. And most likely, you will have to pay everything upfront. Now, where does she work? The answer is in the photo.

[Bam Boom Bam]

Not true at all. I've taken plenty of working girls on their night off to Palace cause they want to see it. Never had an issue. In fact, treated like gold likely cause they saw my girl as a potential dancer there.

It worked for you because you are a regular at Palace and the security guards know you.

I'm telling you, for the average guy, it is not possible to enter Palace with a girl.

I tried it. It didn't work.

But either way, it's not that important.

[Mr Enternational]

A gogo girl tactic to kill time and show their friends they are barfined. Also to have the John buy drinks for her friends. In return, when her friend gets barfined she visits your gogo girls bar to order drinks. You buy a drink for your girl and her friend and that counts as 2 drinks to her friend's quota.

Not just a gogo girl tactic. My first time in Pattaya was to see a girl I met online. She worked in a salon. She took me and my wingman to the Rooftop bar which was at the entrance of Walking Street on the right side. Yes she had friends there and we had drinks. I knew something was fishy when she ordered Hennessey. I asked what the hell do you know about Hennessey? She said she had a boyfriend from Texas before and that is what he used to drink.

Then she took us to Lucifer. That is when we found out Pattaya was the place to be. We were with chicks but girls were still pulling on us. Some chicks even got into a fight in the club about one girl trying to get another girl's guy. When we left out of Lucifer we went to some other bar where another friend worked. She tried to order drinks there and I said bullshit, we are going back to the room. So we went to the room. Don't think you have to run all over buying drinks because that is where you are led. I saw that shit early and nipped it in the bud. And this chick was not even a hooker.

[Bam Boom Bam]

You do understand Baitoey is a Working girl. Older the Better.

The pure Korean-only girls go with young Koreans only. But most Korean mongers are young anyway.

[Bam Boom Bam]

Classic bargirl story:

Some lonely man fell in love with a bargirl, gave her a monthly stipend of 30,000 baht and paid for a house for her. He shows up every few months for 2 weeks.

Meanwhile, the bargirl continues to work bar and go with customers. And now another customer bought out her contract, and she is staying in his condo indefinitely (no, it's not me).

The problem is her sponsor is coming next week, but she can't leave the current customer.

Meanwhile, she loves another customer, but fortunately, his wife stops him from coming to Thailand.

Not that this lady is a 10, I wouldn't look at her twice. It's just that there are so many lonely men who lose their minds if a lady talks to them.

Don't be a lonely guy. There are 25,000 bargirls in Pattaya, try fucking a dozen on your next trip, not just one.

I wasn't talking about a generic bargirl story that could come from anyone. I meant a personal story.

But if that's what you have, then I appreciate the effort.

[CaliGuy33]

Not true at all. I've taken plenty of working girls on their night off to Palace cause they want to see it. Never had an issue. In fact, treated like gold likely cause they saw my girl as a potential dancer there.



A gogo girl tactic to kill time and show their friends they are barfined. Also to have the John buy drinks for her friends. In return, when her friend gets barfined she visits your gogo girls bar to order drinks. You buy a drink for your girl and her friend and that counts as 2 drinks to her friend's quota.

It's something that Japanese, Korean, Chinese men, and newbies do. The Asian men love showing off they have cash. The newbies are just clueless. I admit I fell for this stuff on my first trip to Pattaya too. Since then I only take working girls to other bars on their nights off and it will only be to bars I can put up with. I also don't buy their friends drinks unless the friend is hot and I get something out of my drink.

Thanks for the insight into this matter. The idea of showing off and losing face and all that is very foreign to westerners, even a non-caucasian westerner like me.

I could care less about showing off. My main objective in Pattaya is to smash holes, eat good food and generally just relax by myself. Could care less about impressing anyone or losing face. I live a dull, borderline depressing life in the US as an office drone with no female companionship. So, whilst in Thailand, it's about me and enjoying my time off from life back home.

[Banana Boi]

we try to enter Palace agogo. But the security guard won't let us in. Later I would learn that Palace agogo does not let couples in. They want single guys who buy lots of lady drinks and barfine a lady or two.

Not true at all. I've taken plenty of working girls on their night off to Palace cause they want to see it. Never had an issue. In fact, treated like gold likely cause they saw my girl as a potential dancer there.

Why are you barfining a girl and taking her to walking street to party instead of taking her to your room and smashing? Makes no sense.

You're wasting your time and hers. And you get nothing out of it but a wasted night and blue balls.

A gogo girl tactic to kill time and show their friends they are barfined. Also to have the John buy drinks for her friends. In return, when her friend gets barfined she visits your gogo girls bar to order drinks. You buy a drink for your girl and her friend and that counts as 2 drinks to her friend's quota.

It's something that Japanese, Korean, Chinese men, and newbies do. The Asian men love showing off they have cash. The newbies are just clueless. I admit I fell for this stuff on my first trip to Pattaya too. Since then I only take working girls to other bars on their nights off and it will only be to bars I can put up with. I also don't buy their friends drinks unless the friend is hot and I get something out of my drink.

[BroComplex]

People don't bother to write stories these days. Yes, I'm complaining.

Anyway, this is Lady Love story time.

I barfined this girl at Lady Love Agogo in LK Metro. #43 in the photo. The girl with the chest tattoo. (But #14 is also cute.) #43 Her name is Two. I guess her older sister's name is One. Since Lady Love agogo is very popular, I guess many members here will recognize Two.

Two tells me that she wants to be barfined by me. Actually, her English is not that good. I tell her we go to Walking Street first and then boom boom in my hotel. She agrees. I pay her barfine and we head to Soi Buakhao and get on a Baht bus. Two then opens her handbag, pulls out two ten Baht coins for the fare, and gives them to me.

When we reach Walking Street, we try to enter Palace agogo. But the security guard won't let us in. Later I would learn that Palace agogo does not let couples in. They want single guys who buy lots of lady drinks and barfine a lady or two. So we go to XS agogo. They let us in. It was a lot of fun drinking in XS with a girl I brought. I didn't feel pressure to do something that I did not want to do. But now I hear XS also does not allow couples in.

Next, we go to Insomnia Club. That's the one on the upper floor for those who are confused. It's packed inside. Maybe we stayed at Insomnia too long because when we get back to my hotel, it is close to 3 am. I take a shower first. When I finish my shower, I tell Two to take a shower. She refuses. She actually says that she is going home. But since she's lying down on the bed, I take the opportunity to DFK her. Then I manage to stick my dick in her mouth. I kind of get a blowjob for about ten seconds. Then she gets up and says she's leaving again. She utters "motortaxi" about two or three times. I think she wants taxi fare. With no reaction from me, Two just leaves.

The next day, I go back to Lady Love. I don't know why. When I enter, I see Two sitting down with a customer. Two says something to the guy and the guy looks at me. Then he says something to her and looks at me again. Then, in submission, he motions to me that Two will sit with me. About a minute later, Two comes over and sits next to me. I like it when the girl ditches the guy she is sitting with and comes to sit with me. And I didn't even call her over. I feel it is power that I never yearned for. I tell Two let's go to Walking Street again. Of course, she's not going to say no. I'm paying her barfine again.

We go to Insomnia again and later we end up in Muzzik Cafe. The speakers are Muzzik are way too loud. Drinking with a decent girl in Walking Street is quite fun, as long as the girl is not expensive. But it would be a nightmare with a demanding girl. It's almost 3 am. Now, I don't need to fuck her. It would add nothing to my life. Also, I don't want to fuck a girl whose Thai husband is impatiently waiting for her. Yes, I'm 100% sure that Two has a Thai husband. I spent a lot of time with her on two consecutive nights. I can feel she's worried about getting home too late. I can also sense her painful cries for help. But I'm not going to get into that today. I'm not Batman. I'm only a Baht-Man.

I give her 1,000 baht for her time. But she doesn't want to accept it. So I open her handbag and put it inside. I walk her to a motorbike stand and make sure she grabs one and watch her leave. I walk all the way to my hotel near Soi Chaiyapoon, loveless and penniless. That is the story of many guys in Pattaya.

Next time, I go to Lady Love, I'm going to barfine Two's friend and fuck the friend. Fuck Walking Street next time.

So you spent thousands barfining a below average looking fat girl with an ugly tattoo on her chest and you didn't even get to creampie her? I'm not trying to insult you I'm saying this out of love but the fuck is wrong of you? Even if you are inexperienced I understand not getting what you paid for we all been there but going back for seconds and then doubling down by giving her 1000 baht as a reward for not fucking you? Do not go back to that bar you just ruined your reputation there. The girl already told everyone there that you are an idiot and you paid her 1000 baht without sleeping with her (thai girls are quite mean behind the customers back) also why the fuck are you even barfining. Cut the middle man and get a freelancer.

[CaliGuy33]

Classic bargirl story:

Some lonely man fell in love with a bargirl, gave her a monthly stipend of 30,000 baht and paid for a house for her. He shows up every few months for 2 weeks.

Meanwhile, the bargirl continues to work bar and go with customers. And now another customer bought out her contract, and she is staying in his condo indefinitely (no, it's not me).

The problem is her sponsor is coming next week, but she can't leave the current customer.

Meanwhile, she loves another customer, but fortunately, his wife stops him from coming to Thailand.

Not that this lady is a 10, I wouldn't look at her twice. It's just that there are so many lonely men who lose their minds if a lady talks to them.

Don't be a lonely guy. There are 25,000 bargirls in Pattaya, try fucking a dozen on your next trip, not just one.

I have no sympathy for guys that get played like this. Perhaps they enjoy being put in such an emasculated position? I don't know. Pattaya is for one thing and that is exchange of $ for boom boom; generally speaking one can say the same for all of Thailand. Don't be the moron that falls in love with a bar girl.

[CaliGuy33]

People don't bother to write stories these days. Yes, I'm complaining.

Anyway, this is Lady Love story time.

I barfined this girl at Lady Love Agogo in LK Metro. #43 in the photo. The girl with the chest tattoo. (But #14 is also cute.) #43 Her name is Two. I guess her older sister's name is One. Since Lady Love agogo is very popular, I guess many members here will recognize Two.

Two tells me that she wants to be barfined by me. Actually, her English is not that good. I tell her we go to Walking Street first and then boom boom in my hotel. She agrees. I pay her barfine and we head to Soi Buakhao and get on a Baht bus. Two then opens her handbag, pulls out two ten Baht coins for the fare, and gives them to me.

When we reach Walking Street, we try to enter Palace agogo. But the security guard won't let us in. Later I would learn that Palace agogo does not let couples in. They want single guys who buy lots of lady drinks and barfine a lady or two. So we go to XS agogo. They let us in. It was a lot of fun drinking in XS with a girl I brought. I didn't feel pressure to do something that I did not want to do. But now I hear XS also does not allow couples in.

Next, we go to Insomnia Club. That's the one on the upper floor for those who are confused. It's packed inside. Maybe we stayed at Insomnia too long because when we get back to my hotel, it is close to 3 am. I take a shower first. When I finish my shower, I tell Two to take a shower. She refuses. She actually says that she is going home. But since she's lying down on the bed, I take the opportunity to DFK her. Then I manage to stick my dick in her mouth. I kind of get a blowjob for about ten seconds. Then she gets up and says she's leaving again. She utters "motortaxi" about two or three times. I think she wants taxi fare. With no reaction from me, Two just leaves..

Why are you barfining a girl and taking her to walking street to party instead of taking her to your room and smashing? Makes no sense.

You're wasting your time and hers. And you get nothing out of it but a wasted night and blue balls.

[Chan Chalupa]

Classic bargirl story:

Some lonely man fell in love with a bargirl, gave her a monthly stipend of 30,000 baht and paid for a house for her. He shows up every few months for 2 weeks.

Meanwhile, the bargirl continues to work bar and go with customers. And now another customer bought out her contract, and she is staying in his condo indefinitely (no, it's not me).

The problem is her sponsor is coming next week, but she can't leave the current customer.

Meanwhile, she loves another customer, but fortunately, his wife stops him from coming to Thailand.

Not that this lady is a 10, I wouldn't look at her twice. It's just that there are so many lonely men who lose their minds if a lady talks to them.

Don't be a lonely guy. There are 25,000 bargirls in Pattaya, try fucking a dozen on your next trip, not just one.

SUSPENDAS on Kick stream platform.

Ugly AZZ Bargirl. He in over $75,000 in 4 months.

In process of buying $75,000 house. It's said he put down $15,000 and applied for mortgage. Sounds not right but who knows.

Is it real or staged. You make the call. Looks real to me.

P.S. Mommy goes everywhere with Bargirl Daughter and SUS. Appears to be making sure SUS doesn't find another Bargirl.

[Chan Chalupa]

She actually told you that she is waiting for Korean men? Assuming that she did, I'm guessing that she's implying young Korean men.

You do understand Baitoey is a Working girl. Older the Better.

[Explorer8939]

Classic bargirl story:

Some lonely man fell in love with a bargirl, gave her a monthly stipend of 30,000 baht and paid for a house for her. He shows up every few months for 2 weeks.

Meanwhile, the bargirl continues to work bar and go with customers. And now another customer bought out her contract, and she is staying in his condo indefinitely (no, it's not me).

The problem is her sponsor is coming next week, but she can't leave the current customer.

Meanwhile, she loves another customer, but fortunately, his wife stops him from coming to Thailand.

Not that this lady is a 10, I wouldn't look at her twice. It's just that there are so many lonely men who lose their minds if a lady talks to them.

Don't be a lonely guy. There are 25,000 bargirls in Pattaya, try fucking a dozen on your next trip, not just one.