Pattaya Reports

[BroComplex]

People don't bother to write stories these days. Yes, I'm complaining.

Anyway, this is Lady Love story time.

I barfined this girl at Lady Love Agogo in LK Metro. #43 in the photo. The girl with the chest tattoo. (But #14 is also cute.) #43 Her name is Two. I guess her older sister's name is One. Since Lady Love agogo is very popular, I guess many members here will recognize Two.

Two tells me that she wants to be barfined by me. Actually, her English is not that good. I tell her we go to Walking Street first and then boom boom in my hotel. She agrees. I pay her barfine and we head to Soi Buakhao and get on a Baht bus. Two then opens her handbag, pulls out two ten Baht coins for the fare, and gives them to me.

When we reach Walking Street, we try to enter Palace agogo. But the security guard won't let us in. Later I would learn that Palace agogo does not let couples in. They want single guys who buy lots of lady drinks and barfine a lady or two. So we go to XS agogo. They let us in. It was a lot of fun drinking in XS with a girl I brought. I didn't feel pressure to do something that I did not want to do. But now I hear XS also does not allow couples in.

Next, we go to Insomnia Club. That's the one on the upper floor for those who are confused. It's packed inside. Maybe we stayed at Insomnia too long because when we get back to my hotel, it is close to 3 am. I take a shower first. When I finish my shower, I tell Two to take a shower. She refuses. She actually says that she is going home. But since she's lying down on the bed, I take the opportunity to DFK her. Then I manage to stick my dick in her mouth. I kind of get a blowjob for about ten seconds. Then she gets up and says she's leaving again. She utters "motortaxi" about two or three times. I think she wants taxi fare. With no reaction from me, Two just leaves.

The next day, I go back to Lady Love. I don't know why. When I enter, I see Two sitting down with a customer. Two says something to the guy and the guy looks at me. Then he says something to her and looks at me again. Then, in submission, he motions to me that Two will sit with me. About a minute later, Two comes over and sits next to me. I like it when the girl ditches the guy she is sitting with and comes to sit with me. And I didn't even call her over. I feel it is power that I never yearned for. I tell Two let's go to Walking Street again. Of course, she's not going to say no. I'm paying her barfine again.

We go to Insomnia again and later we end up in Muzzik Cafe. The speakers are Muzzik are way too loud. Drinking with a decent girl in Walking Street is quite fun, as long as the girl is not expensive. But it would be a nightmare with a demanding girl. It's almost 3 am. Now, I don't need to fuck her. It would add nothing to my life. Also, I don't want to fuck a girl whose Thai husband is impatiently waiting for her. Yes, I'm 100% sure that Two has a Thai husband. I spent a lot of time with her on two consecutive nights. I can feel she's worried about getting home too late. I can also sense her painful cries for help. But I'm not going to get into that today. I'm not Batman. I'm only a Baht-Man.

I give her 1,000 baht for her time. But she doesn't want to accept it. So I open her handbag and put it inside. I walk her to a motorbike stand and make sure she grabs one and watch her leave. I walk all the way to my hotel near Soi Chaiyapoon, loveless and penniless. That is the story of many guys in Pattaya.

Next time, I go to Lady Love, I'm going to barfine Two's friend and fuck the friend. Fuck Walking Street next time.

So you spent thousands barfining a below average looking fat girl with an ugly tattoo on her chest and you didn't even get to creampie her? I'm not trying to insult you I'm saying this out of love but the fuck is wrong of you? Even if you are inexperienced I understand not getting what you paid for we all been there but going back for seconds and then doubling down by giving her 1000 baht as a reward for not fucking you? Do not go back to that bar you just ruined your reputation there. The girl already told everyone there that you are an idiot and you paid her 1000 baht without sleeping with her (thai girls are quite mean behind the customers back) also why the fuck are you even barfining. Cut the middle man and get a freelancer.

[CaliGuy33]

Classic bargirl story:

Some lonely man fell in love with a bargirl, gave her a monthly stipend of 30,000 baht and paid for a house for her. He shows up every few months for 2 weeks.

Meanwhile, the bargirl continues to work bar and go with customers. And now another customer bought out her contract, and she is staying in his condo indefinitely (no, it's not me).

The problem is her sponsor is coming next week, but she can't leave the current customer.

Meanwhile, she loves another customer, but fortunately, his wife stops him from coming to Thailand.

Not that this lady is a 10, I wouldn't look at her twice. It's just that there are so many lonely men who lose their minds if a lady talks to them.

Don't be a lonely guy. There are 25,000 bargirls in Pattaya, try fucking a dozen on your next trip, not just one.

I have no sympathy for guys that get played like this. Perhaps they enjoy being put in such an emasculated position? I don't know. Pattaya is for one thing and that is exchange of $ for boom boom; generally speaking one can say the same for all of Thailand. Don't be the moron that falls in love with a bar girl.

[CaliGuy33]

People don't bother to write stories these days. Yes, I'm complaining.

Anyway, this is Lady Love story time.

I barfined this girl at Lady Love Agogo in LK Metro. #43 in the photo. The girl with the chest tattoo. (But #14 is also cute.) #43 Her name is Two. I guess her older sister's name is One. Since Lady Love agogo is very popular, I guess many members here will recognize Two.

Two tells me that she wants to be barfined by me. Actually, her English is not that good. I tell her we go to Walking Street first and then boom boom in my hotel. She agrees. I pay her barfine and we head to Soi Buakhao and get on a Baht bus. Two then opens her handbag, pulls out two ten Baht coins for the fare, and gives them to me.

When we reach Walking Street, we try to enter Palace agogo. But the security guard won't let us in. Later I would learn that Palace agogo does not let couples in. They want single guys who buy lots of lady drinks and barfine a lady or two. So we go to XS agogo. They let us in. It was a lot of fun drinking in XS with a girl I brought. I didn't feel pressure to do something that I did not want to do. But now I hear XS also does not allow couples in.

Next, we go to Insomnia Club. That's the one on the upper floor for those who are confused. It's packed inside. Maybe we stayed at Insomnia too long because when we get back to my hotel, it is close to 3 am. I take a shower first. When I finish my shower, I tell Two to take a shower. She refuses. She actually says that she is going home. But since she's lying down on the bed, I take the opportunity to DFK her. Then I manage to stick my dick in her mouth. I kind of get a blowjob for about ten seconds. Then she gets up and says she's leaving again. She utters "motortaxi" about two or three times. I think she wants taxi fare. With no reaction from me, Two just leaves..

Why are you barfining a girl and taking her to walking street to party instead of taking her to your room and smashing? Makes no sense.

You're wasting your time and hers. And you get nothing out of it but a wasted night and blue balls.

[Chan Chalupa]

Classic bargirl story:

Some lonely man fell in love with a bargirl, gave her a monthly stipend of 30,000 baht and paid for a house for her. He shows up every few months for 2 weeks.

Meanwhile, the bargirl continues to work bar and go with customers. And now another customer bought out her contract, and she is staying in his condo indefinitely (no, it's not me).

The problem is her sponsor is coming next week, but she can't leave the current customer.

Meanwhile, she loves another customer, but fortunately, his wife stops him from coming to Thailand.

Not that this lady is a 10, I wouldn't look at her twice. It's just that there are so many lonely men who lose their minds if a lady talks to them.

Don't be a lonely guy. There are 25,000 bargirls in Pattaya, try fucking a dozen on your next trip, not just one.

SUSPENDAS on Kick stream platform.

Ugly AZZ Bargirl. He in over $75,000 in 4 months.

In process of buying $75,000 house. It's said he put down $15,000 and applied for mortgage. Sounds not right but who knows.

Is it real or staged. You make the call. Looks real to me.

P.S. Mommy goes everywhere with Bargirl Daughter and SUS. Appears to be making sure SUS doesn't find another Bargirl.

[Chan Chalupa]

She actually told you that she is waiting for Korean men? Assuming that she did, I'm guessing that she's implying young Korean men.

You do understand Baitoey is a Working girl. Older the Better.

[Explorer8939]

Classic bargirl story:

Some lonely man fell in love with a bargirl, gave her a monthly stipend of 30,000 baht and paid for a house for her. He shows up every few months for 2 weeks.

Meanwhile, the bargirl continues to work bar and go with customers. And now another customer bought out her contract, and she is staying in his condo indefinitely (no, it's not me).

The problem is her sponsor is coming next week, but she can't leave the current customer.

Meanwhile, she loves another customer, but fortunately, his wife stops him from coming to Thailand.

Not that this lady is a 10, I wouldn't look at her twice. It's just that there are so many lonely men who lose their minds if a lady talks to them.

Don't be a lonely guy. There are 25,000 bargirls in Pattaya, try fucking a dozen on your next trip, not just one.

[Bam Boom Bam]

People don't bother to write stories these days. Yes, I'm complaining.

Anyway, this is Lady Love story time.

I barfined this girl at Lady Love Agogo in LK Metro. #43 in the photo. The girl with the chest tattoo. (But #14 is also cute.) #43 Her name is Two. I guess her older sister's name is One. Since Lady Love agogo is very popular, I guess many members here will recognize Two.

Two tells me that she wants to be barfined by me. Actually, her English is not that good. I tell her we go to Walking Street first and then boom boom in my hotel. She agrees. I pay her barfine and we head to Soi Buakhao and get on a Baht bus. Two then opens her handbag, pulls out two ten Baht coins for the fare, and gives them to me.

When we reach Walking Street, we try to enter Palace agogo. But the security guard won't let us in. Later I would learn that Palace agogo does not let couples in. They want single guys who buy lots of lady drinks and barfine a lady or two. So we go to XS agogo. They let us in. It was a lot of fun drinking in XS with a girl I brought. I didn't feel pressure to do something that I did not want to do. But now I hear XS also does not allow couples in.

Next, we go to Insomnia Club. That's the one on the upper floor for those who are confused. It's packed inside. Maybe we stayed at Insomnia too long because when we get back to my hotel, it is close to 3 am. I take a shower first. When I finish my shower, I tell Two to take a shower. She refuses. She actually says that she is going home. But since she's lying down on the bed, I take the opportunity to DFK her. Then I manage to stick my dick in her mouth. I kind of get a blowjob for about ten seconds. Then she gets up and says she's leaving again. She utters "motortaxi" about two or three times. I think she wants taxi fare. With no reaction from me, Two just leaves.

The next day, I go back to Lady Love. I don't know why. When I enter, I see Two sitting down with a customer. Two says something to the guy and the guy looks at me. Then he says something to her and looks at me again. Then, in submission, he motions to me that Two will sit with me. About a minute later, Two comes over and sits next to me. I like it when the girl ditches the guy she is sitting with and comes to sit with me. And I didn't even call her over. I feel it is power that I never yearned for. I tell Two let's go to Walking Street again. Of course, she's not going to say no. I'm paying her barfine again.

We go to Insomnia again and later we end up in Muzzik Cafe. The speakers are Muzzik are way too loud. Drinking with a decent girl in Walking Street is quite fun, as long as the girl is not expensive. But it would be a nightmare with a demanding girl. It's almost 3 am. Now, I don't need to fuck her. It would add nothing to my life. Also, I don't want to fuck a girl whose Thai husband is impatiently waiting for her. Yes, I'm 100% sure that Two has a Thai husband. I spent a lot of time with her on two consecutive nights. I can feel she's worried about getting home too late. I can also sense her painful cries for help. But I'm not going to get into that today. I'm not Batman. I'm only a Baht-Man.

I give her 1,000 baht for her time. But she doesn't want to accept it. So I open her handbag and put it inside. I walk her to a motorbike stand and make sure she grabs one and watch her leave. I walk all the way to my hotel near Soi Chaiyapoon, loveless and penniless. That is the story of many guys in Pattaya.

Next time, I go to Lady Love, I'm going to barfine Two's friend and fuck the friend. Fuck Walking Street next time.

[Bam Boom Bam]

I asked her in person yesterday at 4:30 pm. I had two drinks with her, took a couple of pictures, but she would not do ST with me because I'm American. She waits for Korean men.

She actually told you that she is waiting for Korean men? Assuming that she did, I'm guessing that she's implying young Korean men.

[AmericanThief]

A tall beautiful 20 y / o Isaan girl with no baby called me into Butterfly Bar. It was very lively because of a birthday party. Every table was occupied except 1. Suddenly, a girl pulled the horn and it was Pattayablack. The girls lined up and drank their shots (at least 25). He focused the camera on the birthday girl while she danced for an hour. I walked on down to Foxy because there is a girl there that enthusiastically deep throats. I needed another round with her to make sure I don't have any regrets when back home when I have daydreams and flashbacks.

[Paolo99]

I went back a bit to try to research the Bar on Soi 6, but didn't notice it,

Playpen bar on soi 6.

[LittleBigMan]

About the dumbest thing a guy can do in Pattaya is fight over a girl LOL. There happens to be thousands on offer and you're fighting over one. Dumb af.

Sunday, I was in a restless mood so I hopped on the bike and did my restless cruise all over town, Soi 6, up and down the beach road, Soi 7,8, Soi Buakhao, Soi Pothole, LK, ended up at W. S. From beginning to end. Stopped at IIVY, Fehrenhelt, Pin Up, came up the drums were banging Jaanut? Standing there was not my thing but the girls going in Man every chick entering had some of the biggest asses I have ever seen ever in Pattaya talking about Montana mules with saddle bags. I'm no fan of Indian or MidEastern places standing there watching the drums banging the barkers just stirred at me like saying back up, old man? I would never stay long in a place like that cause the stink BO just from the barkers had my head spinning! I walked further down to Panda, being Asian they wanted me to go upstairs I decline, Tony hasn't changed still the same crowd going in walked up Soi 16,15 years ago use to have some bang-up places now the walk through Soi 16, was in a whole different world.

[LittleBigMan]

I asked her in person yesterday at 4:30 pm. I had two drinks with her, took a couple of pictures, but she would not do ST with me because I'm American. She waits for Korean men.

I went back a bit to try to research the Bar on Soi 6, but didn't notice it, she is a bit too young for me but maybe I'm in luck, I'm Chinese American but I can play whatever they want me to be to get what I want if I want it? Maybe I'm in luck? Someone mentioned flat-chested doesn't bother me.

[LittleBigMan]

You can buy ED stuff all over the place like on Sukhumvit in Bangkok, years back I brought a small box to compare with one I got at a Pharmacy the box itself is printed pretty close to one or another. Even if you buy at a pharmacy you might not be getting the real thing I compared the boxes it is pretty darn good. Personally, I don't have the balls to any from the streets although as mentioned the guy and lady on Soi Buakhao, just outside the entrance to Purple Sawasdee Hotel the lady who I converse with a bit told me it is real but black market not copies.

I use to buy from the pharmacy as mentioned on Second Rd, next to the Avenue, this place is noted to sell steroids to bodybuilders way before covid and Viagra they got busted after every time I went in they gave me a hard time thinking I was a ghost cop for the BIB. Then they wouldn't see me just a few packs I had to buy cases I have no problem admitting I'm no stud, a case are you kidding!

My go-to place for years now, a pharmacy on Soi Buakhao just past Soi 15, Soi Boomerang, there is a 7/11 at the corner right next to it is a pharmacy. I just buy Kamagra Gel, in what they call a party pack of 5-6 for 250 baht. Other pharmacies have tried to sell exactly the same for 450-500 baht their standard line can't too low. Although I haven't I stood and waited behind others who have purchased Viagra.

Good luck fellas.

[LittleBigMan]

Lately, Thai news are broadcasting many problems with tourists (the Kuwaitis are in the news everyday, the Spanish guy on Phan-gnan, Indians fighting each others.).

Let's hope they don't take these incidents as pretext to tighten the visa rules again.

Sadly, hope I'm wrong on this one. But I'm one who thinks and feel these leaders are some of the stupidest MF on the face of this earth. I say that because I haven't been to much places as many of you so it is easy for me to narrow it down. Saying their thinking is backward would be doing them a favor. If I was ever given the opportunity to get them in the room I would tell it to them in their face and then put them out of their miserable life that would surely do their people a big favor and save them from having more fake ass elections.

You know Big Joke, his dad knew exactly how to name the idiot due to all the farang chopping up cases he hates farangs now making a recommendation to change the Immigration extension for expats saying putting only 800,000 in a bank is too easy for us that is the reason for all the gangs and problems. See facing the truth isn't part of these guys' DNA, the true problems all exist because of their greed for corruption. Their biggest problem has always been the so call agents who circumvent the process by providing a stack of passports each morning on Window 8, and a large brown envelope.

This last year even before all the problems the last ten years fellow brothers from Hong Kong and Mainland China Triads have been pouring money into this country and economy prior to Covid they were laundering money to develop Condos in the Bang Na area along with the Taiwanese. After Covid, a young and stupid broke the cardinal rule of the Triads don't stand yourself out. He took over a venue back of Central Marina Big Eye, paid the boys on Soi 9, and Bunglamung police an amount they couldn't refuse brought in his own Chinese staff, drugs, and gambling.

This was nothing new Bangkok has already been taken over by the Traids along with 35 out of 72 of their provinces, Big Snitch Chuwit former MP couldn't take it that he no longer had any influence like most Thais they are very patriotic so he started to snitch on everyone that brought all the attention. They had no choice it was out they raided the place shit hit the fan it was big news 6 months ago so big goes so far to the top it is getting swept under the rug.

So like most Asian countries, it is " the art of the war "that distract with all the stories and problem foreigners are creating it is them they are dirty sounds familiar Covid exist because of the dirty farangs. All they got to do is look in the mirror where the problems are created.

[Bam Boom Bam]

About the dumbest thing a guy can do in Pattaya is fight over a girl LOL. There happens to be thousands on offer and you're fighting over one. Dumb af.

They are not fighting over a girl. The girl is irrelevant. They are angry at the guy for not sharing. They beat him up because they think he is being selfish.