Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

How many of the Khao Talo bars are still open? Booze was the best one by a mile imo. Problem with Booze is that the guys who live in the area go every single day so the girls are just with them or waiting for them.

Are there nice looking girls at these Thai bars (not farang owned bars) Explorer is talking about on Soi Noen Plub Wan? Are they like girls from Palace and Pin Up (where I find my girls) or more like girls from Soi 25 (where Explorer finds his girls)?

[LittleBigMan]

Nope I've never even been to Soi Noen Plub Wan. Never saw a reason to go there. Bars look dumpy. Area looks dumpy.

As for Thung Klom-Tan Man 9, what is this place? An open air restaurant? There are PR girls here? If I went here I'd never find my way back home!

What does having an onsite room have to do with being able to take a girl home from a bar or DFK her in a bar? No onsite rooms at 98.325% of the gogo bars I've visited. Does that mean nothing goes on in the bar or you can't meet a girl from there on her day off? But to answer your question no I don't know any Thai bars with onsite rooms. Not saying there aren't any I just never ask.

I've been out on the dark side for 20 years, I know the Soi of Nern plud wan like the back of my hand. Out here main roads would include Soi Siam, Nern pludwan, Soi Khao Noi, and Soi Khao Talo. The reference of the Soi by E is spelled incorrectly I believe might be Soi Tungkom Talang in correct is South of Sukhumit left side into Soi 89, This road in length is about 6 KM, There are places that open daily and close daily.

Not blowing my horn but I used to cycle daily out here and once did a review and map for a guy on the PA site with bars on the dark side I would update him yearly. But since Covid with places closing by the hour, what was the point of an update? Many of the best places are located on the top portion of Soi Khao Talo, these places are pretty much like places on Soi Boomerang. When reference to Thai owned majority of them are owned by former bar girls. Some of the outdoor bars enclosed are farang back with a front of a Thai lady. In all my years, I've not been confronted by any Thai man at any of these places or had to watch one sit nearby.

There was a time when Nernpludwan had a number of bars today barely a handful, one in mind is Red Bar still open. Many farangs out here get big heads and want to own a bar easy to do, but realize after a few months the money isn't so small when they start to kick out 50,000 plus a month and bring in zero. When they open it is packed party it up then when the friends leave driving by one can predict the end. A few still operate and you never see anyone inside, they are laundering money or in a backroom gambling house. There are two such places on Nernpludwan, I met one years ago a farang who purchased it for his ex-wife said to give her some business got some nice-looking girls inside Even with my low standards I nearly threw up there were a few young kids outside playing with their phones I ask the wife what's up with that, protection because she running a gambling house upstairs. I told the Farang to tell your wife to decide if the club is for fucking or gambling get the punks out if it is fucking.

Today, just off Nernpludwan there is still one place worth visiting and that is Aqua Demi, has a pool and ST rooms in the back a really nice setup 15 years ago it was packed, especially on Sundays. Girls used to dance naked and swim in the nude. There are a number of places on Soi Khao Talo, past the Gym and Siam Puri food store. One lady owner has been there for years she passes drugs out of her place. Otherwise, there aren't really any notable places There are a number of outdoor bars on surrounding Soi not worth mentioning open today and closing tomorrow.

Out of Siam near the Taco House Soi 27? There are two GCs named Rt. 66 and Darkside that look interesting but never any sitting outside but at times loads of bikes.

One place I've wanted to try for a long time on Nernpludwan a Thai Karaoke club from 9 pm on have from a distant best looking girls in the area. I don't venture on the Darkside too close to home never know if I might run into a neighbor. Out to the Lake don't bother but if you stay a long time can ride a big it is worth looking into in the old days I found some of the best GF experiences out here but if you are looking young don't bother.

[Raj Patela]

I never understand why you think a bargirl "drinking a boatload of tequila" is fun. I would much rather have a nervous fresh girl over a slobbering drunk experienced girl. But to each their own I guess.

I worry about the BFs more than an uninterested BARGIRL, Guys and girls on Drugs do unorthodoxx things.

[Raj Patela]

Only girls out at 1. 40 am in my experience are the ones that are either too ugly to have been taken or just returned from a premature punter! Better to wait for the next evening shift.

I didn't post above. But I approve the ConTeNt.

This is a Problem. Only plus is you can get them for 1 k.

[Mr Enternational]

I never understand why you think a bargirl "drinking a boatload of tequila" is fun. I would much rather have a nervous fresh girl over a slobbering drunk experienced girl. But to each their own I guess.

What I want to know is where is he picking up all of these drunks? I have bottles of liquor that have literally been here over 10 years. That is only because the cleaning lady once threw some of the even older ones out. 9 point9 times out of 10 when a chick comes over here all she wants to drink is water.

[D Cups]

I never understand why you think a bargirl "drinking a boatload of tequila" is fun. I would much rather have a nervous fresh girl over a slobbering drunk experienced girl. But to each their own I guess.

To Horatio and Explorer. You are both correct. However, the winner goes to the one with the best and biggest tits!

[Explorer8939]

Nope I've never even been to Soi Noen Plub Wan. Never saw a reason to go there. Bars look dumpy. Area looks dumpy.

As for Thung Klom-Tan Man 9, what is this place? An open air restaurant? There are PR girls here? If I went here I'd never find my way back home!

What does having an onsite room have to do with being able to take a girl home from a bar or DFK her in a bar? No onsite rooms at 98.325% of the gogo bars I've visited. Does that mean nothing goes on in the bar or you can't meet a girl from there on her day off? But to answer your question no I don't know any Thai bars with onsite rooms. Not saying there aren't any I just never ask.

There is another kind of Thai bar, where bargirls go to hook up with Thai men. Since the ladies aren't working, they are there to secure a boyfriend.

This one is on Third Road, but there are dozens scattered around Pattaya.

[Explorer8939]

I never understand why you think a bargirl "drinking a boatload of tequila" is fun. I would much rather have a nervous fresh girl over a slobbering drunk experienced girl. But to each their own I guess.

Bargirls can drink a lot, so she was far from a slobbering drunk.

After a couple of hours of drinking, they are just getting loosened up.

[Explorer8939]

Not to be negative Nancy.

Last high season was non existent. My prediction this year's high season will be worse than that.

Just as an example. Las Vegas is setting tourists records every month while Thailand has fallen and can't get up.

Yes I do consider comparing Vegas and thightland apples to apples comparison.

Revenge Travel is real.

Last High Season, things were so busy that I couldn't get a Bolt taxi. Bargirls were inundated with customers. Good luck finding a seat in popular gogos, too many customers.

It was so busy in January, I went on a tfip to Brazil to get away from the crowds.

[Horatio]

I never understand why you think a bargirl "drinking a boatload of tequila" is fun. I would much rather have a nervous fresh girl over a slobbering drunk experienced girl. But to each their own I guess.

I had a bargirl over for drinks today.

I barfined her a year ago, and she was close to useless. Although she managed a standard ST service at the end, she was obviously nervous. She had a karaoke boy as a boyfriend and was messaging every five minutes to make sure he was fucking some other lady.

This time around, she was relaxed. She drank a boatload of tequila, got naked, and was great fun.

Going with a lady Fresh Off the Boat indeed has some downsides. Better to go with a lady with some experience.

[Explorer8939]

Nope I've never even been to Soi Noen Plub Wan. Never saw a reason to go there. Bars look dumpy. Area looks dumpy.

As for Thung Klom-Tan Man 9, what is this place? An open air restaurant? There are PR girls here? If I went here I'd never find my way back home!

What does having an onsite room have to do with being able to take a girl home from a bar or DFK her in a bar? No onsite rooms at 98.325% of the gogo bars I've visited. Does that mean nothing goes on in the bar or you can't meet a girl from there on her day off? But to answer your question no I don't know any Thai bars with onsite rooms. Not saying there aren't any I just never ask.

There is saying that Thailand begins east of Third Road. At least, that's where there are lots of Thai bars.

Now it's your turn to provide info on a Thai bar that has hanky panky and barfines.

[Raj Patela]

I don't understand what your are saying. I was in Pattaya for high season last year and it was crammed. I've never seen a busier high season.

I can't actually Recall. I do know Bangkok was dead as can be this past high season.

[Banana Boi]

Ask and ye shall receive. Attached is the location on Google Maps and a screen shot of the Facebook page.

I have been to a few Thai bars, never seen any hanky panky.

Since you seem to. Know about this can you name a Thai bar that has onsite short time rooms?

Nope I've never even been to Soi Noen Plub Wan. Never saw a reason to go there. Bars look dumpy. Area looks dumpy.

As for Thung Klom-Tan Man 9, what is this place? An open air restaurant? There are PR girls here? If I went here I'd never find my way back home!

What does having an onsite room have to do with being able to take a girl home from a bar or DFK her in a bar? No onsite rooms at 98.325% of the gogo bars I've visited. Does that mean nothing goes on in the bar or you can't meet a girl from there on her day off? But to answer your question no I don't know any Thai bars with onsite rooms. Not saying there aren't any I just never ask.

[Grego62]

Red Planet is $15.75 a night this week. Not a Random Observation.

I want to stay at Mood Hotel for a week but just can't do it, their price is either 30 $ or 40 $ a night. Hell yes Price matters.

Not to be negative Nancy.

Last high season was non existent. My prediction this year's high season will be worse than that.

Just as an example. Las Vegas is setting tourists records every month while Thailand has fallen and can't get up.

Yes I do consider comparing Vegas and thightland apples to apples comparison.

Revenge Travel is real.

I don't understand what your are saying. I was in Pattaya for high season last year and it was crammed. I've never seen a busier high season.

[Explorer8939]

I had a bargirl over for drinks today.

I barfined her a year ago, and she was close to useless. Although she managed a standard ST service at the end, she was obviously nervous. She had a karaoke boy as a boyfriend and was messaging every five minutes to make sure he was fucking some other lady.

This time around, she was relaxed. She drank a boatload of tequila, got naked, and was great fun.

Going with a lady Fresh Off the Boat indeed has some downsides. Better to go with a lady with some experience.