Pattaya Hotels

[Paolo99]

Wave. Fabulous location. Quirky. Great rooms, great service, on Beach Road. Close to everything. Nice pool but on ground floor. No gym but 5 minutes to Coco. Best gym in Pattaya.

According to who is Coco the best gym in Pattaya? Did you have a look at other places too?

[PayForIt]

Just spent 10 days and nights in Pattaya and these were my findings / experiences. This is mainly Gents Clubs based.

Apologies for posting in the wrong thread. Have posted in the main Pattaya forum now! Hotels:

Hilton. Good pool and location but annoyingly have to get in one lift, out of it to reception, into another lift to rooms.

Very small gym. Great views from Pool.

Siam Siam. Too far out of centre. Rooms are very tired. Lovely rooftop pool. Good gym. Breakfast is poor. Really poorly located other than for Soi 6.

Wave. Fabulous location. Quirky. Great rooms, great service, on Beach Road. Close to everything. Nice pool but on ground floor. No gym but 5 minutes to Coco. Best gym in Pattaya.

Royal Cliff. Top of the hill. Great views / pool / gym. Not really a walk into town. Possible but very uphill on way back!

Note for next trip. Stay in Pratumnak. Very upscale between Pattaya and Jomtien.

[MongerHunger]

Hey man, would you need to do at least a month in advance to get the lower prices? And what site do you do this on? Not Abnb?

"The Base" is modern and clean and has 2 high rise towers. There are actually two pools. One is on the roof top and the other is above the lobby. I enjoyed my stay there. You can book on different sites but if I were you I would check Airbnb and then compare it to the other sites. Do a little research and look around.

[MongerHunger]

Just spent 10 days and nights in Pattaya and these were my findings / experiences. This is mainly Gents Clubs based.

This was the 4th time for me in Pattaya and finally I found my bearings sufficiently that I didn't need Google maps as much as previously. It can be a bit of a maze. I decided this time that my fitness regime to support my mongering should be that I walked to every venue and I mean every one including the ones in Jomtien from Pattaya! I'm not sure what ached most at the end of the 10 days my dick or my feet. At least only the feet had blisters! It goes without saying that I did not have sessions in every place I went to - not least as that would have been physically impossible in the 10 days. But I wanted to see a lot of places this time.

Walking Street.

I've never been a fan. It is incredibly loud, people are pushy and it is really busy. Compared to other areas it is all very brash and pushy. For sure some of the agogos have pretty girls (Pin Up possibly the best of those I visited but I did less than ever preferring to spend my time away from the noise and hassle of WS). If you've never been to Pattaya you must do the walk up and down at least once but I can honestly say that I doubt I'll ever visit it again! Ignore the "Russian girls" signs in some of the bars. I witnessed one girl who was from Romania dancing on a pole (I asked her when she came off and conversed with her in my broken Romanian). Not Russian and I doubt if there are many if any.

The infamous Windmill Club.

Just off WS in Soi Diamond is the notorious Windmill. Again, if you've never visited it is worth it at least once just to watch the debauchery. From the moment you enter you will be confronted with a lot of naked girls, some receiving DATY, others touching each other up, many with tits and every orifice in customers' faces. Quite the sight! The girls are hoping they'll be bar fined but any mystique is gone!

Agogos.

I preferred the agogos around the LK Metro area though Playgirlz on Soi Buakhao was my favourite. Kink is the LK version of Windmill. Girls located in "pits" totally naked who will openly spread their legs and invite your fingers, hands, and if you were crazy enough mouths (God knows how many tongues visit their pussys in a night / week / month!) But there are some reasonably good looking girls in Kink though I didn't see anybody over 7/10. There are lots of agogos in LK much all the same, though tame compared to Kink. But as stated, by far the best IMHO is Playgirlz on Soi Buakhao. It unquestionably had the best looking girls I saw in clubs / bars in Pattaya indeed it probably had the top 5 best looking girls I saw in bars / clubs. Despite this I didn't bar fine any of them I prefer to have my fun onsite if possible rather than bring a girl back to the hotel. There are many destinations on the sex travel map where bringing the girl to the room is almost compelled (Dubai other than the AMPS) so when its possible to have fun on the premises I prefer it. Whilst that's not possible in most agogos, it is in GCs and many other bars (for example Soi 6 which this time I decided to miss as I much prefer Sois 7 and 8 which are far more chilled). I say not possible in "most" agogos I am not aware of any private rooms in any though I'm sure the more experienced Pattaya members will know of some.

Gents Clubs.

I spent the majority of my time this time in Gents clubs. In Pattaya, I visited, in no order of preference, Heave Above, High Rollers, The Den, Buzzin Lounge, Maggie Mays, Kings, Club Fate, Red Hot and Blue, Escape, Eden, Octopussy. In Jomtien / Pratumnak I visited Seahorse, Kit Kat, Catflaps, Venom, Cobra Bar, Hunny Lounge. I decided against Pussy Galore and Camel Toe just based upon logistics a bit difficult to get to and from or out of the way especially when walking everywhere! Last year my favourite GC was High Rollers 2 good pool tables, lovely staff and enough decent looking girls including my favourite Aom. I spent several nights there then. This time, I was disappointed in HR. Aom still there but no longer looking the fresh girl of a year ago. I decided, only having 10 nights, to try to avoid returning to any given club too many times given the many options available. I returned to Club Fate twice. My first visit to Club Fate (Soi Boomerang) there was memorable. They have a great "strip pool" competition where if the guy wins the girl whips off her top for a grope / suck on her nips to the cheers of the crowd. If the girl wins she gets a lady drink. Good deal, great fun, great vibe in the club, lots of bare breasts and fondling in the open, and one guy on my first visit being held in place by two girls whilst a third gave him a hand job until completion for all to see. I ended up in one of their rooms (spacious, clean, large and with good bed) with three of the girls (cannot remember names) and had a great time. Hence, I decided I would revisit on my final night. Sadly, it never lived up to the previous occasion and after two games of pool (despite winning!) I left. The quality of the girls was not as good as the previous encounter and whilst 2 of them were doable the remainder were not.

High Rollers had the same staff, same girls, same everything but somehow I didn't like it as much this time it looked older and grubby but to be fair, no better or worse than most of the clubs except Catflaps (see below).

Had to do duty to attend Buzzin Lounge given the great YouTube videos by Trev, so felt I "owed" him, but he wasn't there the night I attended and the lady offerings were weak. The bar is too small and the curtained off area just not for me. Wouldn't return. Ditto Kings up on Third Road but not far to walk from Honey One (Soapy). Here the quality of the girls is lower than Soi Boomerang (Club Fate) or Soi Buakhao /"Pothole". No need to win the match here the girl I played was so delighted I bought her a lady drink that she immediately got naked to play and was putting the pool cue to better uses than potting balls! But didn't see anyone better than 5/10. Hunny Lounge was again full of naked debauchery as was Heaven Above, but despite previously positive reports on Heaven Above from one recent poster in this forum, I found the quality of girls there quite poor compared to others.

What became clear to me about Gents clubs is that the quality of your experience is very much dependent upon (1) the vibe in the club / bar that actual night (2) which girls are working (3) your own mood. I suppose this could be said of all types of "entertainment" venues but whilst the vibe say in Kink was the same every night, the same could not be said of GCs Fate was markedly different on my two visits despite me having the same upbeat mood / approach which had taken me into a room with 3 girls.

So on to Jomtien / Pratumnak GCs. I had never been on previous visits, but I will 100% target this area, especially Pratumnak when I next return. Mongering aside, Pratumnak is the place to be. It is as upscale as Thailand gets on the coast. A quaint village-style area where it is clearly more opulent than the surrounding areas including the chilled-vibe of Jomtien. The GCs here are just better cleaner, more high end, better facilities. The quality of girls didn't incrementally improve but it didn't diminish either. Catflaps is the stand out club in terms of quality. A little bit of a walk uphill from the Main Street of Pratumnak but 5 minutes and well worth it. A sunken circular blue bar area which resembles Scandalos in Malaga Spain (for those who have been). Run by a very nice American guy, the club is well set out, good facilities and good vibe. The "cuddle" areas / couches to the right of the bar as one enters were occupied by a few guys who were butt naked and getting their cocks attended to by several girls. Bit like a scene from Tuesday open area sex night in Globe Club Switzerland. But it is dark enough and well set back enough that this isn't somehow in your face and lots of people were chatting at the bar / playing pool, watching the big screen sport and totally ignoring the open BJs and HJs in the booths off to the side. Curtained areas were available as well as VIP rooms.

The owner has acquired Maggie Mays and is extending it for me it needed it too small and no pool table currently all that is changing. If it is refurbished to the same standard as Catflaps it will (1) blow all of the other GCs out of the water in Pattaya, and (2) hopefully raise the standard immeasurably

Venom is brand new but the outside gives the false impression of big club. It's tiny with few girls. Cobra Bar is cozy, small but had 2 cute girls working on my early evening visit. In Jomtien itself Seahorse is also quite up market, very busy mid afternoon and some good choices of girls. Got the impression nearly all the guys know each other well. KitCat was a pleasant surprise. Looks tired from outside, and indeed inside, but good options which tempted me to take 2 for an afternoon threesome. Very nice VIP room with showers to side.

I much preferred the beach at Jomtien to Beach Road in Pattaya. I've now stayed in most of the better hotels in Pattaya and Wave on Beach Road is the best whilst it doesn't have the rooftop pools of the Hilton or Siam Siam it is funky, well maintained, great service and I would return there without hesitation had I not found Pratumnak (known by the locals as the Hollywood Hills of Pattaya).

Soapies I visited were Honey One, Rasputin, Honey 2 and Grand Honey 3. Best options were at Rasputin (though a little tricky to find even for the Bolt driver). A quick heads up about the very pretty S23 at Grand Honey 3 yellow badge so not the highest but 10/10 body. She was the ONLY girl on the whole trip who would not do BBBJ and wouldn't allow digits or DATY. Pretty, fabulous body but service was poor. M44 in Honey two (dark blue badge) is a former gymnast who takes great delight in insisting you fuck her when she is in positions I did not know the human body could move into! Rasputin had a large selection as did Honey 2. The girls in Honey 1 were largely overweight (not my bag) and I didn't take any.

Last year I posted about a visit to The Castle a BDSM club which was an eye-opener and my report got some fun comments from guys who thought my nave pleas to the Mistresses not to go too heavy on the slaves during the welcome show were funny. I couldn't resist another peak, and visited again. 1500 bht entry which includes one drink is OTT for Pattaya but its worth one visit. These ladies are true professionals if this your thing one very submissive (and very fat) British guy was tied up and given a very hard whipping which caused me to want to interrupt to ask if he was ok (as his back, butt and legs didn't look it) but I thought better of it just in case they thought I might want to take his place! But The Castle is not in the same league as Octupussy Fetish Club in Bangkok where non-participation is impossible!

Maybe it is a sign of age, but my best mongering on this trip was not in any of the above places. Oh for sure I loved some of the fun I had in the above venues, but for me, this time, my standout experiences were all in the oily massage places. I had 3 girls who I would rate 9/10 for looks and bodies all under 30, one of them 21, and all very willing to please, took their time, no rush, full services including BBBJ and two out of the three offered anal (not for me but it's available). But they were not drunk, and very attractive. One of them (about 100 yards from Avani Hotel on 2nd Road) was close to 10 in looks best looking girl I saw all trip. So much so I did wonder if she might be ladyboy but she most definitely was not. I had 2 x threesomes in the oiles which were also excellent.

So that's Pattaya for another year. I have little doubt I'll be back. I'll stay in Pratumnak next time. Really close to get to Pattaya, but much better high end vibe and some great options.

Back to Bangkok now for 5 more nights. Will report in that thread.

Nice read and info but one has to wonder why you didn't give the names of a single massage place but named all the other venues with detail along with locations and the massage places are where you say you had the best time, service and girls.

[PayForIt]

Just spent 10 days and nights in Pattaya and these were my findings / experiences. This is mainly Gents Clubs based.

This was the 4th time for me in Pattaya and finally I found my bearings sufficiently that I didn't need Google maps as much as previously. It can be a bit of a maze. I decided this time that my fitness regime to support my mongering should be that I walked to every venue and I mean every one including the ones in Jomtien from Pattaya! I'm not sure what ached most at the end of the 10 days my dick or my feet. At least only the feet had blisters! It goes without saying that I did not have sessions in every place I went to - not least as that would have been physically impossible in the 10 days. But I wanted to see a lot of places this time.

Walking Street.

I've never been a fan. It is incredibly loud, people are pushy and it is really busy. Compared to other areas it is all very brash and pushy. For sure some of the agogos have pretty girls (Pin Up possibly the best of those I visited but I did less than ever preferring to spend my time away from the noise and hassle of WS). If you've never been to Pattaya you must do the walk up and down at least once but I can honestly say that I doubt I'll ever visit it again! Ignore the "Russian girls" signs in some of the bars. I witnessed one girl who was from Romania dancing on a pole (I asked her when she came off and conversed with her in my broken Romanian). Not Russian and I doubt if there are many if any.

The infamous Windmill Club.

Just off WS in Soi Diamond is the notorious Windmill. Again, if you've never visited it is worth it at least once just to watch the debauchery. From the moment you enter you will be confronted with a lot of naked girls, some receiving DATY, others touching each other up, many with tits and every orifice in customers' faces. Quite the sight! The girls are hoping they'll be bar fined but any mystique is gone!

Agogos.

I preferred the agogos around the LK Metro area though Playgirlz on Soi Buakhao was my favourite. Kink is the LK version of Windmill. Girls located in "pits" totally naked who will openly spread their legs and invite your fingers, hands, and if you were crazy enough mouths (God knows how many tongues visit their pussys in a night / week / month!) But there are some reasonably good looking girls in Kink though I didn't see anybody over 7/10. There are lots of agogos in LK much all the same, though tame compared to Kink. But as stated, by far the best IMHO is Playgirlz on Soi Buakhao. It unquestionably had the best looking girls I saw in clubs / bars in Pattaya indeed it probably had the top 5 best looking girls I saw in bars / clubs. Despite this I didn't bar fine any of them I prefer to have my fun onsite if possible rather than bring a girl back to the hotel. There are many destinations on the sex travel map where bringing the girl to the room is almost compelled (Dubai other than the AMPS) so when its possible to have fun on the premises I prefer it. Whilst that's not possible in most agogos, it is in GCs and many other bars (for example Soi 6 which this time I decided to miss as I much prefer Sois 7 and 8 which are far more chilled). I say not possible in "most" agogos I am not aware of any private rooms in any though I'm sure the more experienced Pattaya members will know of some.

Gents Clubs.

I spent the majority of my time this time in Gents clubs. In Pattaya, I visited, in no order of preference, Heave Above, High Rollers, The Den, Buzzin Lounge, Maggie Mays, Kings, Club Fate, Red Hot and Blue, Escape, Eden, Octopussy. In Jomtien / Pratumnak I visited Seahorse, Kit Kat, Catflaps, Venom, Cobra Bar, Hunny Lounge. I decided against Pussy Galore and Camel Toe just based upon logistics a bit difficult to get to and from or out of the way especially when walking everywhere! Last year my favourite GC was High Rollers 2 good pool tables, lovely staff and enough decent looking girls including my favourite Aom. I spent several nights there then. This time, I was disappointed in HR. Aom still there but no longer looking the fresh girl of a year ago. I decided, only having 10 nights, to try to avoid returning to any given club too many times given the many options available. I returned to Club Fate twice. My first visit to Club Fate (Soi Boomerang) there was memorable. They have a great "strip pool" competition where if the guy wins the girl whips off her top for a grope / suck on her nips to the cheers of the crowd. If the girl wins she gets a lady drink. Good deal, great fun, great vibe in the club, lots of bare breasts and fondling in the open, and one guy on my first visit being held in place by two girls whilst a third gave him a hand job until completion for all to see. I ended up in one of their rooms (spacious, clean, large and with good bed) with three of the girls (cannot remember names) and had a great time. Hence, I decided I would revisit on my final night. Sadly, it never lived up to the previous occasion and after two games of pool (despite winning!) I left. The quality of the girls was not as good as the previous encounter and whilst 2 of them were doable the remainder were not.

High Rollers had the same staff, same girls, same everything but somehow I didn't like it as much this time it looked older and grubby but to be fair, no better or worse than most of the clubs except Catflaps (see below).

Had to do duty to attend Buzzin Lounge given the great YouTube videos by Trev, so felt I "owed" him, but he wasn't there the night I attended and the lady offerings were weak. The bar is too small and the curtained off area just not for me. Wouldn't return. Ditto Kings up on Third Road but not far to walk from Honey One (Soapy). Here the quality of the girls is lower than Soi Boomerang (Club Fate) or Soi Buakhao /"Pothole". No need to win the match here the girl I played was so delighted I bought her a lady drink that she immediately got naked to play and was putting the pool cue to better uses than potting balls! But didn't see anyone better than 5/10. Hunny Lounge was again full of naked debauchery as was Heaven Above, but despite previously positive reports on Heaven Above from one recent poster in this forum, I found the quality of girls there quite poor compared to others.

What became clear to me about Gents clubs is that the quality of your experience is very much dependent upon (1) the vibe in the club / bar that actual night (2) which girls are working (3) your own mood. I suppose this could be said of all types of "entertainment" venues but whilst the vibe say in Kink was the same every night, the same could not be said of GCs Fate was markedly different on my two visits despite me having the same upbeat mood / approach which had taken me into a room with 3 girls.

So on to Jomtien / Pratumnak GCs. I had never been on previous visits, but I will 100% target this area, especially Pratumnak when I next return. Mongering aside, Pratumnak is the place to be. It is as upscale as Thailand gets on the coast. A quaint village-style area where it is clearly more opulent than the surrounding areas including the chilled-vibe of Jomtien. The GCs here are just better cleaner, more high end, better facilities. The quality of girls didn't incrementally improve but it didn't diminish either. Catflaps is the stand out club in terms of quality. A little bit of a walk uphill from the Main Street of Pratumnak but 5 minutes and well worth it. A sunken circular blue bar area which resembles Scandalos in Malaga Spain (for those who have been). Run by a very nice American guy, the club is well set out, good facilities and good vibe. The "cuddle" areas / couches to the right of the bar as one enters were occupied by a few guys who were butt naked and getting their cocks attended to by several girls. Bit like a scene from Tuesday open area sex night in Globe Club Switzerland. But it is dark enough and well set back enough that this isn't somehow in your face and lots of people were chatting at the bar / playing pool, watching the big screen sport and totally ignoring the open BJs and HJs in the booths off to the side. Curtained areas were available as well as VIP rooms.

The owner has acquired Maggie Mays and is extending it for me it needed it too small and no pool table currently all that is changing. If it is refurbished to the same standard as Catflaps it will (1) blow all of the other GCs out of the water in Pattaya, and (2) hopefully raise the standard immeasurably

Venom is brand new but the outside gives the false impression of big club. It's tiny with few girls. Cobra Bar is cozy, small but had 2 cute girls working on my early evening visit. In Jomtien itself Seahorse is also quite up market, very busy mid afternoon and some good choices of girls. Got the impression nearly all the guys know each other well. KitCat was a pleasant surprise. Looks tired from outside, and indeed inside, but good options which tempted me to take 2 for an afternoon threesome. Very nice VIP room with showers to side.

I much preferred the beach at Jomtien to Beach Road in Pattaya. I've now stayed in most of the better hotels in Pattaya and Wave on Beach Road is the best whilst it doesn't have the rooftop pools of the Hilton or Siam Siam it is funky, well maintained, great service and I would return there without hesitation had I not found Pratumnak (known by the locals as the Hollywood Hills of Pattaya).

Soapies I visited were Honey One, Rasputin, Honey 2 and Grand Honey 3. Best options were at Rasputin (though a little tricky to find even for the Bolt driver). A quick heads up about the very pretty S23 at Grand Honey 3 yellow badge so not the highest but 10/10 body. She was the ONLY girl on the whole trip who would not do BBBJ and wouldn't allow digits or DATY. Pretty, fabulous body but service was poor. M44 in Honey two (dark blue badge) is a former gymnast who takes great delight in insisting you fuck her when she is in positions I did not know the human body could move into! Rasputin had a large selection as did Honey 2. The girls in Honey 1 were largely overweight (not my bag) and I didn't take any.

Last year I posted about a visit to The Castle a BDSM club which was an eye-opener and my report got some fun comments from guys who thought my nave pleas to the Mistresses not to go too heavy on the slaves during the welcome show were funny. I couldn't resist another peak, and visited again. 1500 bht entry which includes one drink is OTT for Pattaya but its worth one visit. These ladies are true professionals if this your thing one very submissive (and very fat) British guy was tied up and given a very hard whipping which caused me to want to interrupt to ask if he was ok (as his back, butt and legs didn't look it) but I thought better of it just in case they thought I might want to take his place! But The Castle is not in the same league as Octupussy Fetish Club in Bangkok where non-participation is impossible!

Maybe it is a sign of age, but my best mongering on this trip was not in any of the above places. Oh for sure I loved some of the fun I had in the above venues, but for me, this time, my standout experiences were all in the oily massage places. I had 3 girls who I would rate 9/10 for looks and bodies all under 30, one of them 21, and all very willing to please, took their time, no rush, full services including BBBJ and two out of the three offered anal (not for me but it's available). But they were not drunk, and very attractive. One of them (about 100 yards from Avani Hotel on 2nd Road) was close to 10 in looks best looking girl I saw all trip. So much so I did wonder if she might be ladyboy but she most definitely was not. I had 2 x threesomes in the oiles which were also excellent.

So that's Pattaya for another year. I have little doubt I'll be back. I'll stay in Pratumnak next time. Really close to get to Pattaya, but much better high end vibe and some great options.

Back to Bangkok now for 5 more nights. Will report in that thread.

[SubCmdr]

I thought it was standard that tourists in Pattaya get their laundry done by a shop. It's what I have always done and costs next to nothing.

No my ISG brother. It is not standard that tourists such as yourself in Pattaya get their laundry done by a shop. Be a real man like me and get your Thai girlfriend to do it. Oh shit, that requires the ability to find and game regular girls. You up for it?

In all seriousness, my Thai girlfriend insists on washing the towels herself that we mess up during sex between ourselves and our threesome partners all weekend in our new hotel. We did not have such problems in View Talay 6. And that is one of the reasons it is the bomb. But it's not for Cheep Charlies that ani't got that stack like I do.

By the way, what is your hotel recommendation, or do you just want to talk about how laundry is done in Pattaya?

[CaliGuy33]

Laundry services right in the building. Go down stairs in my pajamas. Drop laundry off. Pick it up the next day and pay. Very inexpensive. I like to contract out the things in my life I don't like to do. When you have the money, you can do things like that. Especially at the prices being charged. The service fee for washing, ironing and folding are so reasonable I tip 10% every time.

Cheep Charles don't even respond to my posts. Man Law 101: no man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money nor who he should be fuck. You spend you money how you want. I will dowhatIlike. I can afford to send my money out cause I am not paying 2000 THB for short time. ROTFLMAO!

I thought it was standard that tourists in Pattaya get their laundry done by a shop. It's what I have always done and costs next to nothing.

[HelloIm]

You can rent a condo at "The Base" wayyyy cheaper than that and they have a rooftop pool with nice view. Don't pay Western prices for ANYTHING in the East!

Hey man, would you need to do at least a month in advance to get the lower prices? And what site do you do this on? Not Abnb?

[XXL]

Hi guys I'm a first timer to Pattaya. Have a short 3 day trip coming up and was reading up on where to pick my hotel.

I really like LK Empress but am concerned if it was a somewhat out of the way at soi 12. Will I have issues bringing girls back due to the distance? I see a few people bring up that girls don't like to travel far.

Should I just choose a spot closer to soi 6?

And small question about LK Empress. Are they hard on the 20+ rule? I don't think this is really a deal breaker but curious why 20 and not 18?

Not sure but they now want you to go down to front desk to sign each time. Before, they just called you on the phone and your visitor showed up at your door. Bringing back girls is quick (Baht bus on Beach Road) depending on how far down Soi 6 is the bar.

Areca Lodge had me walk all the way to front desk as well, but I remember the form I signed saying "no visitor under 18".

[Pickley]

Hi guys I'm a first timer to Pattaya. Have a short 3 day trip coming up and was reading up on where to pick my hotel.

I really like LK Empress but am concerned if it was a somewhat out of the way at soi 12. Will I have issues bringing girls back due to the distance? I see a few people bring up that girls don't like to travel far.

Should I just choose a spot closer to soi 6?

And small question about LK Empress. Are they hard on the 20+ rule? I don't think this is really a deal breaker but curious why 20 and not 18?

[MongerHunger]

Thanks! After reading the forum, I've booked my stay at Blackwoods for next February. $68 a night for refundable fare. Looking forward to my first ever trip to Thailand. I will be newly retired at 65, but not new to mongering in the US. I'm hoping to be blown away! {pun intended}.

You can rent a condo at "The Base" wayyyy cheaper than that and they have a rooftop pool with nice view. Don't pay Western prices for ANYTHING in the East!

[SubCmdr]

Laundry services right in the building. Go down stairs in my pajamas. Drop laundry off. Pick it up the next day and pay. Very inexpensive. I like to contract out the things in my life I don't like to do. When you have the money, you can do things like that. Especially at the prices being charged. The service fee for washing, ironing and folding are so reasonable I tip 10% every time.

Cheep Charles don't even respond to my posts. Man Law 101: no man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money nor who he should be fuck. You spend you money how you want. I will dowhatIlike. I can afford to send my money out cause I am not paying 2000 THB for short time. ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

Thanks! After reading the forum, I've booked my stay at Blackwoods for next February. $68 a night for refundable fare. Looking forward to my first ever trip to Thailand. I will be newly retired at 65, but not new to mongering in the US. I'm hoping to be blown away! {pun intended}.

Don't let the Cheep Charlies posting up in here rain on your parade. Tell them to stay home and work some more so they can afford nicer lodging. Also tell them to save money on the pussy and use it to get a decent room and treat themselves to a good meal.

Jump up to just $75 USD / night and enjoy a lifestyle others only dream of living. Send me a PM for more detail and any questions. Got no dog in the fight. Only sharing good information about an excellent stay I am having there. Get that refund after you book in View Tally 6.

$68 for a hotel in Pattaya is overpriced.

2000 for ST is over priced but some of ya'll pay it. I prefer to pay 1000 for ST and buy myself a good meal or fuck twice as much.

ManLaw 101 says: No grown man tells another grown man how to spend their hard earned money or who they should be fucking.

MikeNm Has spent his entire adult life working hard for his money. He deserves to spend it how he chooses and without comments from Cheep Charlies in the forum. Congratulations brother! As long as it fits your budget, then live it up. Live is short. Live well!

[XXL]

I wonder what to make of this. I asked reception and the only thing they could tell me was "for room discount".

[CaliGuy33]

Thanks! After reading the forum, I've booked my stay at Blackwoods for next February. $68 a night for refundable fare. Looking forward to my first ever trip to Thailand. I will be newly retired at 65, but not new to mongering in the US. I'm hoping to be blown away! {pun intended}.

$68 for a hotel in Pattaya is overpriced.