Kerala

[Kaling23]

Got contact from Locanto. AD claimed to have very fair young girls and all types of service available.

Called the listed number and one lady picked and was very nice on the phone. I specifically asked about selecting therapists and she said yes to it.

Location was very easy to find. First floor of a two storey house.

When I reached no one was there at the ' reception '.

I could hear girls chitchating at the inside. Later one dude came and he showed pics of 15 girls from his phone gallery.

Around 10 were very pretty. When asked for them he said " we transferred her to different branch today ".

(apparently they have many branches LOL).

All good looking girls were not available but may come tomorrow according to him.

BTW, charges are 5. 5 k for FS. Only counter payment.

3. 5 k for normal massage.

He was very rude and he got angry when I asked to see the girls available. He said " we don't allow selection".

So I Left and I am wondering if anyone from here been to this spa.

Regarding the nice pics he showed me, I doubt these are genuine girls on this spa. Maybe even random pics lifted from Internet.

BTW, he said they he is been operating this spa since 6 years.

Overall, disappointing experience and waste of time.

The whole setup looks very shady. I doubt if there is any decent rooms.

[RashidZ]

Yes, paid 3. 5 k for B2B but still had to pay 500 Rs for me touching her body. Yes, I got B2B.

I know sounds embarrassing LOL.

Her b2 b was like she getting nude and rubbing her body against me without allowing me to touch her LOL.

These guys have some wierd kind of packages going. So 3. 5 gets you the apparent B2 B, but you cannot touch them. For that you have to take the 4. 5 K you & me package that let's you feel them freely, but still no BJ or sex. For which you have to individually negotiate.

What the girl who I took told me after she opened up was to take the 2. 5 K base package and then negotiate everything else directly with the girl so as to avoid the cuts the Spa takes on higher packages.

[Kaling23]

Did I misunderstand something or is it a typo bro? You paid 3. 5 k for B2 B, but again had to pay Rs 500 for touching? So did you get the B2 B or just TA over the clothes.

Yes, paid 3. 5 k for B2B but still had to pay 500 Rs for me touching her body. Yes, I got B2B.

I know sounds embarrassing LOL.

Her b2 b was like she getting nude and rubbing her body against me without allowing me to touch her LOL.

[Lamboos]

This one has been popular recently here. Location was easy to find.

Took the B2B for 3. 5 k.

7 girls were available. All looked younger than 25 except one.

Chose one which was fair compared to the rest.

Rooms are clean and hygienic with attached bathrooms.

She started massaging like very serious without paying much attention.

So started chitchat and she was more comfortable.

She is 21, married with a kid.

Massage was okay and when I touched her she suddenly said " touching will be 500".

But no bottom access. Only boobs and bum touching.

For sucking boobs, it will be 500 again extra LOL. Also, she was very very sensitive to touch. Complaining of paineven when I was touching very gently.

Overall, it was a mixed experience.

Total -4 k paid.

WIR- maybe other girls.

Did I misunderstand something or is it a typo bro? You paid 3. 5 k for B2 B, but again had to pay Rs 500 for touching? So did you get the B2 B or just TA over the clothes.

[Kaling23]

Bro, you have sent me a PM requesting for some contacts, but your inbox is full, I can't reply. Just letting you know.

Hi, you may message now.

[Kaling23]

This one has been popular recently here. Location was easy to find.

Took the B2B for 3. 5 k.

7 girls were available. All looked younger than 25 except one.

Chose one which was fair compared to the rest.

Rooms are clean and hygienic with attached bathrooms.

She started massaging like very serious without paying much attention.

So started chitchat and she was more comfortable.

She is 21, married with a kid.

Massage was okay and when I touched her she suddenly said " touching will be 500".

But no bottom access. Only boobs and bum touching.

For sucking boobs, it will be 500 again extra LOL. Also, she was very very sensitive to touch. Complaining of paineven when I was touching very gently.

Overall, it was a mixed experience.

Total -4 k paid.

WIR- maybe other girls.

[Kaling23]

So finally visited this spa for the first time.

There is a Hot telecaller girl. Fair and nice boobs just to tease us. She is just for reception stuff.

Counter payment -1. 5 k. Receptionist told that extras are available and need to discuss with the staff.

Only two girls were available. Both not my type.

Selected one randomly.

Short and dusky girl with big boobies.

She quoted 2. 5 k for FS. Bargained to 2 K but no BJ.

There was no massage involved. Proceeded directly to the act 😆.

She was cooperative, chatty.

Damages -1. 5 k plus 2 k.

Negatives- bathroom was without soap. I don't think the towel provided was clean as well 🤣.

Also, I expected more girls.

WIR- Maybe, if good looking girls are there.

[RashidZ]

I had introduced the Mythical Bird Spa a couple of years ago, when it was a decent place (new setup) with well mannered girls whose extras were limited. But after a few months, the girls started showing attitude and they cost kept going up. I then totally stopped going to this Spa. But after a few negative experiences from my other wise regular Hvnly and a few good FRs, decided to give it another try last week.

Happy to note that the service levels are infinitely better now, though the quality of the Spa has gone down significantly. Still way better than Hvnly and stuff, but far cry from how they were 2 years ago. But the service and attitude has been top notch, so much so that I visited the Spa 3 times in last 10 days and tried 3 different therapists. Quick review of the same.

Session one with Mr. Are 1.

She is not a looker, a bit plump and dusky, mid 30's. But the massage was the best. She is ex- queen therapist so she knows what she was doing. Service was great too. Started with a detailed bum massage, massaging the cracks and balls from behind. Deep french kissing with her tongues exploring evey inch of my tongue and mouth, a full slide B2 B drenched in oil finishing with a nice boob job with my junior in between her massive jugs. Also let me finger her. She was totally involved. Asked about FS, said she does not do it in the Spa, but may be open to meeting outside.

Ratings.

Facec: 4/10.

Body: 5/10 (Make it a 9 if you like the bulky stuff).

B2 B: 8/10.

Attitude: 9/10.

Massage: 8/10.

Damage: 2 K to the Spa + 1. 5 K tips.

WIR: Yes.

Second session: Miss Are 2 (another name starting with R).

She is much younger, She said 21, though I think she will be like 25. Very short and a bit bulky but nice pair of boobs and ass. Massage as below part compared to earlier, but the service was good. DFK, B2 B, I fingered her to an orgasm, Boob job and finally came within her thighs / ass cheeks taking her from behind (without entering the hole).

Face: 5/10.

Body: 6/10.

Massage: 3/10.

Attitude: 8/10 (No smiles).

Damage: 2 K to Spa and 1. 5 K to her.

She did not agree for FS, though it was very weak No. She probably will agree if pushed. She did tell me she is a virgin and has only done some kissing and fondling with her boyfriend. I mean, while I fingered her, her hole was tight, but she may well be lying.

Big red flag though. While taking bath after the session, noticed she had some rashes on the upper part of her stomach. Did not look like an STD (She told me rashes due to some clothes she wore the previous day) but got really scared and took bath 3 times. Nothing bad so far (this was like on Saturday), but fingers crossed.

Session 3 : With Ms Eh.

This was by far the best session. She is late 20's probably. She told me divorced with a kid. She was short but other wise looked good with a tight body as well. She was short of cash, so after a good massage, was able to convince her for a FS session. DFK + B2 B + BJ + DATY (She cumed pulling my hair LOL), FS in 3 positions (Cow girl, Miss, Doggy).

Face: 7/10.

Body: 7/10.

Massge: 6/10.

Attitude: 10/10.

Sex: 9/10 (Everything was good, but she refused BBBJ and agreed to only CBJ).

Damages: 2 K to Spa and 2. 5 K to her.

WIR: Looking forward to though she said she is leaving this job very soon.

Overall my 3 experiences in this Spa were decent and VFM. Most importantly, girls all had good attitude. Had one scare witg Miss H2 (Rashes) but can't blame the Spa for it and its been 4-5 days and nothing has shown up in my body so far.

Pros of the Spa.

- VFM: 2 K counter (you can negotiate further down if you want like 40 minutes).

- In the City does not have to travel far.

- Quite and no nosy neighbors and stuff.

- Decent facilities though cleanliness can be lot better.

Cons.

- Girls are not big lookers.

- Terrible massage table which is too tall for short therapists. Very uncomfortable to maneuver during FS and B2 B.

- Only one girl at a time. I have been able to get immediate slots, but with a few FRs like this, that might be difficult.

[RashidZ]

Can you share more leads to the location?

Bro, you have sent me a PM requesting for some contacts, but your inbox is full, I can't reply. Just letting you know.

[SundayGuy]

Another Locanto contact. Quoted 60 minutes 2000. Place is not easy to find if you are not from tvm. House turned MP. 6 therapists. Most were sitting in the verandha and swiftly went inside when they saw me approaching. Everyone my eyes could catch were all 30+ average lookers. Paid cash at the counter. Went in. Spacious room, locks and attached bath. Asked to change. Came in Ms. Goddess of Wealth. Body wise much better than my previous hunt no offense to the other therapist. Average looking woman. Massage began, very average. Started chatting, she had good attitude. Said she has been doing cross for 4 years and a total experience of 8 years and worked all over India but it did not show up in my session unfortunately. Said she is planning to open up a place of her own but finding difficult to get a spot and also money being a problem and stuff and suddenly started scratching her eyes, legit thought she was crying, but no she was actually scratching her eyes LOL. Herself popped the question, went for B2 B with BBBJ. Fortunately she was into it. Took all the initiatives. BBBJ was not that good. Was not a time watcher. Eventually came. She took a bath first and then I cleaned up.

Spa: 8/10.

Girl face: 3/10.

Girl body: 4/10.

Attitude: 7/10.

Service taken: Full nude B2 be with BBBJ.

Charges: 2 k (spa), 2 k (tip) - Total: 4 k.

VFM: Meh.

WIR: Yes, but to try out their other masseuses (only caught couple of them which were average or below average but I bet there are couple more which maybe good looking, instinct says so.).

[SundayGuy]

Can you share more leads to the location?

Vedha Friend (in Hindi) Wellness Centre, Pottahole road, near famous 40 year old hospital.

[Kaling23]

Got the contact via Locanto. Reached out via phone and they quoted 2000 for 90 minutes. The place is easy to find and it is a house turned to MP. It was bit busy when I reached so no selection of masseuse. Got assigned a mid 30 woman, fat, definitely not my type. But still went for it as I have already paid. Rooms are spacious with locks and attached baths. Was asked to change to dispo. Massage was pretty good actually, she showed her experience. She talked pretty good too and we had a good chat. Eventually she popped the question, went for B2 B with HJ. She did her best, took the lead, sucked the balls, did a quick boob job and engaged pretty well. Came eventually. She cleaned up first and then I took a quick bath.

Spa: 8/10.

Girl face: 2/10.

Girl body: 2/10.

Attitude: 7/10.

Massage: 7/10.

Service taken: Full nude B2 be with HJ.

Charges: 2 k (spa), 2 k (tip) - Total: 4 k.

VFM: Meh.

WIR: Yes, but to try out their other masseuses.

Can you share more leads to the location?

[SundayGuy]

Got the contact via Locanto. Reached out via phone and they quoted 2000 for 90 minutes. The place is easy to find and it is a house turned to MP. It was bit busy when I reached so no selection of masseuse. Got assigned a mid 30 woman, fat, definitely not my type. But still went for it as I have already paid. Rooms are spacious with locks and attached baths. Was asked to change to dispo. Massage was pretty good actually, she showed her experience. She talked pretty good too and we had a good chat. Eventually she popped the question, went for B2 B with HJ. She did her best, took the lead, sucked the balls, did a quick boob job and engaged pretty well. Came eventually. She cleaned up first and then I took a quick bath.

Spa: 8/10.

Girl face: 2/10.

Girl body: 2/10.

Attitude: 7/10.

Massage: 7/10.

Service taken: Full nude B2 be with HJ.

Charges: 2 k (spa), 2 k (tip) - Total: 4 k.

VFM: Meh.

WIR: Yes, but to try out their other masseuses.

[Kalanamak]

Greetings to fellow Kerelites.

A month old FR, was in kochi for work, RTFF'd the hell out. Zeroed on the airline spa, bird spa and heavenly spa. Headed over to heavenly as it was stone throw away from my hotel. Took a tuk tuk which is very convinient in kochi.

Keeping long story short.

The location is in a normal house. Was greeted by a fat mamasan lady. I handed over 1. 5 k, I was ushered on first floor. An ultra dhingy setup with shared washroom and rickety bed greeted me. The chick was local and we had major language barrier.

Namekesake massage, haggled 2 k for b2 be, she asked money in advance and after payment the whole mood changed dramatically. I struggled to keep Erection up due to her indifference. No DFK, no DATY, no bottom access, namesake b2 be and finished up with HJ.

WIR: No.

Regards.

[Chit Chatter]

Thanks for the reply.

Have you tried, m*nt*a, m*l* or l*xy along the same road, seen on maps?

L*xy has photos of receptionists who look NE or thai.

Or are they fake?

I have only tried the*iana H*eights in that area.

M*nt*a and m*l*why are same. Mor*ccan wellne** also by same people. Reviews looks bad.