Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Captain Solo]

Went to Poseidon in Huay Khwang one afternoon. It's in the upper floors of a huge building, looking like a hotel.

The manager led me into a large lobby, nice, clean, classy, with about 15 girls seating on couches, a few with obvious pouchy bellies. I was the only client. He sat me down across the lobby, drinking $4 beers, about 50 feet away from the girls so I could not see them clearly up close. He said 3 classes of girls, 4,000,3,000 Bahts and the freelancers.

I asked him to ask the girls to walk around so I could see their figures. He sent a woman over to talk to them, but they did not move, just sitting, playing with their phones. They did not look very attractive to me. 2 Free lancers walked in, looking pretty good but older. I pointed to the hottest girl in purple dress in the pic and a freelancer, told the manager I would do them for 2,000 Bahts. He said it was not possible and left. I finished the beer and bailed.

Poseidon girls just looked disinterested and cold, like mechanics in auto shops, not attractive and sexy to me. I bagged this hot girl in a hotel next to Poseidon for 900 Bahts, DFK, squeeze, grope, poke. She was caressing me lovingly like a baby, groaned, moaned, lots of sexy expressions. Had a very hot session with her and will repeat. Who the hell need old, stiff, unattractive, expensive women in Poseidon?

[Expat American]

I have frequented some of the FS massage shops in the infamous Soi 22 row by Phrom Phong BTS. But I have never treated myself to a threesome. Curious if anyone can recommend a shop. My focus would be mainly on service and being absolutely pampered by two women as opposed to looks.

The shops I have visited were Boss and Cherry (now Snow White I think). These two shops were fine. Curious if anyone has had threesomes there?

Go to Snow White for a threesome. You won't be disappointed.

[Expat American]

This is why women in America are not sexually open. This is why the monger scene in America sucks. Guys like this make it no fun and dangerous for women to be sexual in America. Leave your American attitudes in America. I come to Thailand from America to get away from all the American hate and misogyny.
There is a nicer way to be. Try seduction. It is fun to get a paid provider turned on and into overdrive.
If they are a bad experience, post it and move on.

So I am responsible for attitudes of American women. I've been accused of lots of things but that's a first! I didn't mean the above in an abusive way. But if I want to play the seduction game, why am I also paying? Do you go to a restaurant and kiss the chefs ass to get a decent meal? You are paying for a service and it should be delivered properly and enthusiastically. If signs early on are not positive, you can simply end the transaction there. Or make it clear what your expectations are and see if the girl complies. I am not suggesting being forceful or violent but there are times when a girl starts with drama, I just tell her this doesn't work and either change girls (in a massage place) or send them away (from my hotel room).

[11Bravo]

Saturday afternoon I went for a 90 min nuru session at Cherry expecting nothing in particular but open for what ever would happen. But I didn't expect this:

It was my first time at the shop, and I had decided to drop by to see the lineup since you never know the amount of picture manipulation that the shop is using. Aun-Aun was my choice and she is a 9 in my book. Small package and no plastic manipulation. Only downside is the big shoulder tattoo. But then again, it take away some of the innocence from her look. When we got to the room she told me that she was really tired:-O. She talked. And talked. And talked. After a while we both went to the shower, but she was not interacting in any way. She just pointet at the soap and said soap. I gave her the soap, and she started washing by back. But no cleaning of my southern parts. We went to the Nuru madras and she started massage my upper back. This went on for a long time, and most of the time I was thinking, NOW she will move on and do something just a little bit closer to my private parts. All of a sudden tell me that time is running out and shows me her phone saying 16 minutes left, and asks me if I want s-x. And starts talking about how little time we've got. I did the fastest ending that I have ever done. It was an ending but it wasn't exactly what I would call a happy ending. I leave without saying a word, since I have no good words to say.

WIR: Let me just think for one moment.

It's sad to hear about Aun Aun's service level. ... I'll know to avoid her next time if I'm ever lucky enough to be in Bangkok

No disrespect meant to Zahle, but ONE punter, ONE instance. Myself, as soon as the girl says "she's tired", NO problem, a simple tap on the ropes, out to the counter, and ask for a replacement. You might be surprised how much energy that might stir in the original provider, and, if not, next.

[11Bravo]

Arrived in Bangkok last Tuesday, mid-afternoon. As last year, my first impression was that Bangkok is HOT and HUMID, but that is not newsworthy. My second impression is that Bangkok has a frenetic, infectious, but exhausting energy.

And as I did last year, I headed to Sakura Akasuri on Thong Lor by Soi 6 to get the body scrub and salt pat treatment. Last year, as others have reported, I felt squeaky clean after. First the lady, Hara I think, 34 years old, very cute and teasing, nice natural boobs, no fat on her body. She has you go through the standard process: you lay on a vinyl-covered table, then she rinses you down with warm water, followed by a thorough washing (with plenty of teasing), a generous rinsing, then by a scrub with abrasive mits (not very abrasive, and feels really good), and another rinse. Then she sprinkled powered salt generously all over the back of my legs, feet, back, and arms. After massaging the salt into the skin, she begins patting. This took quite a time. Then another rinse, dry, and over to the massage table. No oil massage, which is good because you want to keep that clean feeling. HJ is included, anything else is negotiated in the room with the provider. The ladies here want a lot for extras, like 1000 baht to take off top. I opted for a nude massage / HJ / DATY, and she wanted 1500 baht, which really was not bad considering where I was. A good time was had by all, as the saying goes. Not cheap, but not nearly as expensive as in the USA, so I'd say it was worth it - 1380 baht for the scrub / salt pat / massage / HJ package (number 8 on their menu), 1500 baht tip for the nude massage / HJ / DATY. Why was it worth it? Because the whole process was 2 hours, and Hala was a lot of fun from the start to the end. Excellent time and I feel squeaky clean!

Yep, really is a must stop for the exact reasons you provide. Have never been disappointed there. (If you haven't already, get your preferred provider's Line info; PERSONAL experience, makes hooking up, even after a year's absence, easy, and she'll make the booking for you).

Then, risking howls of derision from the peanut gallery (but that's fine, I've still got my asbestos suit from the infamous DXB flame wars of the aughts), I always walk 1 block up to Soi 8, Foodland (basement), Took Lae Dee restaurant, counter; they make a fantastic nam-a-now-soda (lime squash with soda water), VERY refreshing.

Then, for the proverbial icing on the cake (OK, it's gelato), walk up another 2 blocks, cross Soi 10, then use the crosswalk (still AMAZED the traffic stops), cross the street to Soi 13, and just 10 m into Soi 13, &Ampersand, some of the best gelati I've ever had, and I lived in Italy for several years). Eat there, or take away (they even throw a couple of dry ice pieces in the takeaway foil bag to prevent melting on the slog home).

An afternoon well spent.

[11Bravo]

I have frequented some of the FS massage shops in the infamous Soi 22 row by Phrom Phong BTS. But I have never treated myself to a threesome. Curious if anyone can recommend a shop. My focus would be mainly on service and being absolutely pampered by two women as opposed to looks.

The shops I have visited were Boss and Cherry (now Snow White I think). These two shops were fine. Curious if anyone has had threesomes there?

Just one word: Tulip.

[AmPervert]

...Anyway, no matter where you go, you have to show that you are in charge, not them. I found working girls all over the world become super compliant and obedient the moment you show you are not a schmuck and are going to take charge of the session. If the girl talks too much just point to her mouth and your dick and get her to shut up. She will get the message. If she whines about being tired, tell her to go and get another girl instead. Stop being a Simp, Thailand is not America.

This is why women in America are not sexually open. This is why the monger scene in America sucks. Guys like this make it no fun and dangerous for women to be sexual in America. Leave your American attitudes in America. I come to Thailand from America to get away from all the American hate and misogyny.
There is a nicer way to be. Try seduction. It is fun to get a paid provider turned on and into overdrive.
If they are a bad experience, post it and move on.

[Punter00]

Anyone want to hang in Bangkok 14 to 24 Dec? Would be good to check out a few places with another monger or just meet up for a beer & info exchange.

I have travelled in Thailand dozens of times but have been away for 7 - 8 years. Thanks to everyone who has been posting detailed reports and prices.

[CaliGuy33]

I have frequented some of the FS massage shops in the infamous Soi 22 row by Phrom Phong BTS. But I have never treated myself to a threesome. Curious if anyone can recommend a shop. My focus would be mainly on service and being absolutely pampered by two women as opposed to looks.

The shops I have visited were Boss and Cherry (now Snow White I think). These two shops were fine. Curious if anyone has had threesomes there?

[Expat American]

Saturday afternoon I went for a 90 min nuru session at Cherry expecting nothing in particular but open for what ever would happen. But I didn't expect this:

It was my first time at the shop, and I had decided to drop by to see the lineup since you never know the amount of picture manipulation that the shop is using. Aun-Aun was my choice and she is a 9 in my book. Small package and no plastic manipulation. Only downside is the big shoulder tattoo. But then again, it take away some of the innocence from her look. When we got to the room she told me that she was really tired:-O. She talked. And talked. And talked. After a while we both went to the shower, but she was not interacting in any way. She just pointet at the soap and said soap. I gave her the soap, and she started washing by back. But no cleaning of my southern parts. We went to the Nuru madras and she started massage my upper back. This went on for a long time, and most of the time I was thinking, NOW she will move on and do something just a little bit closer to my private parts. All of a sudden tell me that time is running out and shows me her phone saying 16 minutes left, and asks me if I want s-x. And starts talking about how little time we've got. I did the fastest ending that I have ever done. It was an ending but it wasn't exactly what I would call a happy ending. I leave without saying a word, since I have no good words to say.

WIR: Let me just think for one moment.

I think when Cherry / Snow White split into two, the good girls all ended up at Snow White, at least according to their web sites. Anyway, no matter where you go, you have to show that you are in charge, not them. I found working girls all over the world become super compliant and obedient the moment you show you are not a schmuck and are going to take charge of the session. If the girl talks too much just point to her mouth and your dick and get her to shut up. She will get the message. If she whines about being tired, tell her to go and get another girl instead. Stop being a Simp, Thailand is not America.

[Puttex]

What you're describing sounds like 'Relax Room' to me, it really looks like a normal legit place from the outside, you'd never suspect that you can get the full works there. I reviewed this place last year. Not entirely sure if it's still in business, but if you're in town check it out. Though the chick I reviewed, was a superbabe by the way, I heard from folks on another forum that she split to some other joint. When was this? My trip was last summer, I think I wrote the reports back in October of 2022? Address, 2/12 Sukhumvit Road, Khlong Tan, Khlong Toei, Bangkok 10110, Thailand. Don't be shy though, right across from it is a pretty busy restaurant cafe type deal, always packed full of people. We all know why we're there. It's like I always say, Bangkok exists for one reason and one reason only.

Hmm tell me more how it works? .

So I just walk in and book a normal massage? That cost what?

And it looks proffesional and all but without quastions it ends up a nuru massage?

[Bigstud]

What you're describing sounds like 'Relax Room' to me, it really looks like a normal legit place from the outside, you'd never suspect that you can get the full works there. I reviewed this place last year. Not entirely sure if it's still in business, but if you're in town check it out. Though the chick I reviewed, was a superbabe by the way, I heard from folks on another forum that she split to some other joint. When was this? My trip was last summer, I think I wrote the reports back in October of 2022? Address, 2/12 Sukhumvit Road, Khlong Tan, Khlong Toei, Bangkok 10110, Thailand. Don't be shy though, right across from it is a pretty busy restaurant cafe type deal, always packed full of people. We all know why we're there. It's like I always say, Bangkok exists for one reason and one reason only.

Glad to report that "Lelax Loom" is very much still in business! I was there about a week ago, on the last day of a weeklong BKK visit. Thoroughly enjoyed my farewell massage-cum-bonk with a cutie with a nice rack (sorry, forgot her name)! Back in the day, the joint was called Thonglor 2 and they helped develop the rub-and-bonk business model. Whenever I was in town, I enjoyed great sessions with Pink, both in-house (a few times, turned into a 3-hour session with a long nap in between rounds!) and also overnight in my apartment. Pink was a slim, light-skinned country girl with big natural nom, bee-stung lips, very 420-friendly and extremely horny! She also made a decent tom yum kung! Ah, those were the daze.

[Newton York]

So I answered my question myself.

I visited Aries massage yesterday and choose Cherry.

Be careful it's the most expensive of all the ladies 5000 THB 80 minutes, yes crazy, but the service was top level at least for me.

GFE attitude and DFKs from the first to the last minute. Rimming long and intense.

She tried her hardest and almost managed to get me to come a second time.

Also very funny and smiling.

In the end, I don't regret this inconsiderate expense.

This really sounds like something that would be up my alley! As in my ass. I miss getting a good rimming from a babe. I've read about Aries, and it's even more intriguing considering how sparse their website is. God, it's times like these I wish I was back in Bangkok.

[Newton York]

OK, so I have I friend who says he don't like to pay for sex or something like that but I also know that if he gets the opertunity to a HJ maybe even BJ he won't say no.

But I don't think he says YES either if the quastions pops so it all just need to happend.

So, I want to take him somewhere where:

1. The place looks really professional and clean.

2. You pay everything up fron so you don't have to pay for extras in the room everything is settled so I can pay for him before.

3. OK looking girl and he don't have to choose then I think he will be suspecting something.

4. It all starts out with a decent good massage.

5. But then goes to that she is naked doing slippery Nuru massage.

6. Ends up with him getting BJ (and rimming would be GREAT).

Where do I find that place?

Most places I been to are pretty shaby and you can easy feel that ok this is not professional massage.

Does this place exits close to sukumvit?

What you're describing sounds like 'Relax Room' to me, it really looks like a normal legit place from the outside, you'd never suspect that you can get the full works there. I reviewed this place last year. Not entirely sure if it's still in business, but if you're in town check it out. Though the chick I reviewed, was a superbabe by the way, I heard from folks on another forum that she split to some other joint. When was this? My trip was last summer, I think I wrote the reports back in October of 2022? Address, 2/12 Sukhumvit Road, Khlong Tan, Khlong Toei, Bangkok 10110, Thailand. Don't be shy though, right across from it is a pretty busy restaurant cafe type deal, always packed full of people. We all know why we're there. It's like I always say, Bangkok exists for one reason and one reason only.

[Newton York]

Saturday afternoon I went for a 90 min nuru session at Cherry expecting nothing in particular but open for what ever would happen. But I didn't expect this:

It was my first time at the shop, and I had decided to drop by to see the lineup since you never know the amount of picture manipulation that the shop is using. Aun-Aun was my choice and she is a 9 in my book. Small package and no plastic manipulation. Only downside is the big shoulder tattoo. But then again, it take away some of the innocence from her look. When we got to the room she told me that she was really tired:-O. She talked. And talked. And talked. After a while we both went to the shower, but she was not interacting in any way. She just pointet at the soap and said soap. I gave her the soap, and she started washing by back. But no cleaning of my southern parts. We went to the Nuru madras and she started massage my upper back. This went on for a long time, and most of the time I was thinking, NOW she will move on and do something just a little bit closer to my private parts. All of a sudden tell me that time is running out and shows me her phone saying 16 minutes left, and asks me if I want s-x. And starts talking about how little time we've got. I did the fastest ending that I have ever done. It was an ending but it wasn't exactly what I would call a happy ending. I leave without saying a word, since I have no good words to say.

WIR: Let me just think for one moment.

It's sad to hear about Aun Aun's service level. Though I'm no place to think about Thailand these days, I go online looking at the websites, I drift around forums like this, dreaming of the day I get to go back to fuck there, and Aun Aun was definitely on my list. Even her photos are good, so I can imagine what she looks like in real life. But don't you worry Zahle, what matters is that you still got to fuck her. It's important that we all try new things and I always appreciate a good report. I'll know to avoid her next time if I'm ever lucky enough to be in Bangkok, but if you're still there and back at Cherry, what is Guita like? She looks pretty good in the photos. Especially them titties.