FKK Acapulco - Velbert

[The Cane]

I struggled to decide where to go on a Wednesday night. I'm wanting to try to see the best of the best from Thursday thru Saturday. I wasn't sure where Prime should be on the list. I mean, there hadn't been a report of any substantial significance about this club on ISG in years. At the same time, I knew it was going to be a bit of a haul to get out to Velbert, so I decided to go ahead and get the visit done and over with. Acapulco Prime it is! I arrived around 7:30 pm to find a receptionist who was more concerned with her private telephone conversation than acknowledging the arrival of a new customer. I stood there while she continued with her call for several minutes, totally ignoring my presence. How rude! Once the call concluded, I discovered that she really didn't speak good English. Well, I figured out that the cost of admission was 30 euros, no beer included this time. She handed me a key and a robe without explaining where things were in the club and so forth. No problem, I'll figure it out. The locker room was spacious enough. That's why I was annoyed when I came to find out she had assigned me a locker right next to another guy who had just arrived before me, so there we were on top of each other trying to change when all of that space was available! There was a lady at a now defunct club in Rio who used to do the same damn thing. How about show some customer care and spread people out some when there's hardly anyone in there and plenty of room? Stop being so damn lazy and uncaring about how you perform your job and take care of the customers! See to their comfort as much as possible.

I got changed and explored around some since the receptionist hadn't told me squat. OK there are the towels. Toilet here. The showers are over here. Masseuse area over there. The sauna. Some more showers. Next, I headed back to where I could hear the music playing. Undoubtedly the bar and where the girls were at. I poked my head in there and spotted a literal fat 5 sitting at the bar. Oh, Shark16 isn't going to like that! He's not going to like that. More negativity! Well I don't give a darn! The Cane is on the scene! And he's going to tell it straight just like it is! I decided to step back out of the bar and see what was on offer at the food buffet. Some lasagna, some other dish I can't tell what it is. Some rice. Salad. OK, I'll have something to eat. Took a bite of my lasagna and found it had no meat, but it instead was cheese on top of potatoes! Oh now a German has gone too far! A German has gone too far! You know that somehow potatoes are going to be worked into the menu somehow, but please not in my lasagna! LOL! I finished my meal, got some self-serve water from the bar, then had a seat. Then in walks another fat 5. Then another! And another! Then one more! Wait a second! Are you fucking kidding me? WTH is going on here? This must be the designated club in Germany for fat girls now! Ladies you aren't thick. You're fat! LOLOLOL! I would say that maybe there were around 12 girls or so in the house, most of them weight proportionate 6's. But here nearly half of them were fatties! Like a bulldog who is so ugly he's cute, this setting was so damn sad that it was hilariously funny! So damn funny that it was all I could do to not start rolling around on the couch laughing! But I dared not, lest they thought I was having some sort of psychotic event or something. "Are you OK mister"? LMAO!

Well, I liked the physical aspects of the club well enough. It was a spacious main area with comfortable seating in good repair. The music was kind of loud. And oh, over there looks like little lockers where you can keep your money. Decided I would not be moving mine to my little money locker because the chances of me seasoning at Acapulco Prime were feeling slim to none! I mean, they ought to call it Acafatso Prime! Hahaha! It was now about 8 pm. I decided to settle in for a little while to see if anyone good might show up on the stroll. It was me, the fat girlies, the remaining 6's, and only about 5 other customers (nobody biting). Finally, I saw a fake blonde coming back from a session who could have potentially been a 7 on my optics scale, but I didn't get a really good look at her face, and I never saw her again for the remaining amount of time I was at the club. Then oh no one of the fatties decided to make a play for me! Don't make eye contact Cane, don't make eye contact! "Mr. Zulu defense shields up"! LOLOLOL! Oh no, now her fat friend is making a move on me too! Waving and smiling and shit! Act like you don't see her Cane! Act like you don't see anything! Act like the "blind monger of the NRW" who can't see or do shit without his eerrr "cane"! LOLOLOLOL! They got the message and left me alone. Not interested! So guess what? Nine pm rolls around and what comes strutting in but yet another fat, overweight chick in a pink outfit! OK, at this point I'm about ready to totally lose it! I'm grinning like a Cheshire cat and put a hand up to my mouth so nobody can see! And I'm fucking laughing out loud, but nobody can hear because the music is so loud! It's everything I can do to not start rolling around on the floor in laughter! This is so, so, so fucking sad and pathetic that it's uncontrollable funny now! Keep your composure lest they deem you weird and call the security! LOL!

I hung around until 9:30 pm, or for a total of two hours before I finally had enough and called time on Prime. On the way to my locker, a third fatty tried to block my way and get my attention. I brushed her off. Another club in the Dusseldorf area, and another strike! Lucky I'm not playing baseball, otherwise I would already be out. The guy with the locker right next to mine decided to leave at exactly the same time! So there we were again trying to change and get dressed in the same space. Grrrr! And so it was. October 22,2025. Velbert, Germany. Acapulco Prime. It's in the place to be if you like to "fuck with" the BBWs (Big Beautiful Women). The whole scene reminded me of a song (see video) to which I change the words. Just a day ago! I was at Acapulco! And I was ready to fuck! I was raring to go! I wanted to get down! And then this big fat woman! She strolled across the floor! And she was raring to go! She wanted to get down! I dont fuck no more with no big fat woman! I dont fuck no more with no big fat woman! LMFAO! LOLOLOLOL!

https://youtu.be/bt5H6ZTHBiM?si=lhpaew-UxRA6EtvO

[Sirioja]

Seems a bit improving, when some other clubs fell for quality. Entry 30 . Garden with swimming pool, sauna, massage. 50/30 with girls.

[Sirioja]

That's harsh on several levels.

Prime is not anymore what was Acapulco in 2015/2017 . Had so many great times there. As I told Kate, I preferred at Velbert than Bruggen, even had a great last room in chalet with mirrors, tasting her honey, but at Velbert, foreplay started in stairs to Alaska, Orient or Champagne, looking at her ass in stairs. I took key on bar, staff looking at me, and went to her, then she knew I wanted her.

[Neurosynth]

. . . and now Velbert at night with mostly Turkish asking for 30 for 5 mn they need.

That's harsh on several levels.

[Sirioja]

I went to Prime yesterday after a long absence because there were not many girls. I was surprised Cameron was there. She said she moved from Samya about 1 year ago. I missed her very much so really enjoyed a good time with her. Her tits were still good in shape, but have become a little bit smaller.

To her fans, she is in the club at night almost every day.

She just arrived from Lausanne. VD. Ch when I tried her new at Samya 100/60 , never repeated, and now Velbert at night with mostly Turkish asking for 30 for 5 mn they need.

[Anti Silicone]

I went to Prime yesterday after a long absence because there were not many girls. I was surprised Cameron was there. She said she moved from Samya about 1 year ago. I missed her very much so really enjoyed a good time with her. Her tits were still good in shape, but have become a little bit smaller.

To her fans, she is in the club at night almost every day.

[DC4421]

So I am in town for a week and thinking about finding someone to spent a littletimewith, either at a club or host. Looking for any pointers or recommendations? Thanks.

[Sirioja]

What is the current pricing at ACA Velbert? BBBJ and DFK included?

Now 50/30 and I have big doubt DFK is standard with ex Mariana Bruggen who didn t at Bruggen. Prime is not on Acapulco past level, not many girls, almost dead on day, better values around.

[Banana Boi]

What is the current pricing at ACA Velbert? BBBJ and DFK included?

[Escape Artist]

If you visited Sharks, you would see so many girls waiting for business, even Miss Sharks 2021 now needing to hunt on Friday evening on beginning of month, when Caro or Florentina are busier at Gold. Prettier girls for less expensive and my best GFE at Gold for 80/60. Maybe many are on holidays on September, I don't know when I pit stop at Freubad on my sporty tour.

That seems to add to the other poster's point that Sharks would be better since girls are waiting for business rather than bad ratios at AG.

[Sirioja]

Yet still better than optics than any club in NRW. At Sharks, with many more client options, girls can often dismiss a client and hurt his ego. It will garner negative reviews simply for that.

If you visited Sharks, you would see so many girls waiting for business, even Miss Sharks 2021 now needing to hunt on Friday evening on beginning of month, when Caro or Florentina are busier at Gold. Prettier girls for less expensive and my best GFE at Gold for 80/60. Maybe many are on holidays on September, I don't know when I pit stop at Freubad on my sporty tour.

[Escape Artist]

How good are the threesome's? Any girls that interact with each other? I always seem disappointed with two girls at once.

You mention going to AG for PSE. How PSE are they?

Neither are especially AG or Velbert specialties and quality varies according to the girl or girls selected. I'm just commenting that high level GFE is rare in this area but PSE is pretty easy for a girl to act out. With threesomes, I'm not really into girls interacting with each other, just so long as both are doing something for me at the same time, like if one girl was blowing while the other sucking on balls. Point is, at 160 e for one hour for 2 girls, that's a steal.

[Sirioja]

How good are the threesome's? Any girls that interact with each other? I always seem disappointed with two girls at once.

You mention going to AG for PSE. How PSE are they?

Yes, for sure PSE at Gold with little fresh Romanians with small pussy, when my best GFE between Gold and Sharks, is at Gold for a true GFE woman.

[ThatGuy23]

1 hour of PSE threesome at AG for 160 E...

How good are the threesome's? Any girls that interact with each other? I always seem disappointed with two girls at once.

You mention going to AG for PSE. How PSE are they?

[Sirioja]

It's ridiculous to even think or talk about visiting Acapulco Gold. On a Friday and Saturday between the hours of 2:00 pm and 11:00 pm. Do you know how many men are in the main lounge? Do you know how many men are outside smoking? You'd be hard-pressed to find that between 2:00 pm And 11 PM the ratio is close to 8 to 1 and that's not to say that there's only two doable chicks. Maya (Allisia) which refuses to deep French kiss and do a session for 1 hour and her friend Melissa with the same attitude and no service. I officially call out real girls with real names. Does anybody else boast about Acapulco Gold give you such details?

Put your money where your mouth is.

Acapulco Gold is only two and a half hours away from Sharks. It's possible to go to Sharks and Acapulco on the same night and find out for yourself who's telling the truth here.

If you are traveling for a 3-day holiday, weekend getaway you'll be really Fucked up taking advise going to Acapulco Gold.

If all you really want to pay is 40 euro for 30 minutes, just go to ErosCenter in downtown Frankfurt. You'll see the same identical types of chick.

If you happen to visit Acapulco Gold, look for Maya (Alyssia) or Melissa, the two hottest chicks in the club.

Take the challenge, call my bluff, ask them for 2 hours of deep french kissing for 40 euros for 30 minutes. In comparison to Alina at Sharks will do DFK for 1 hour any and everyday.

First, Gold is not in Velbert. When I m so proud to be so different and poor, but I spent more than 500 yesterday for only 1 girl at Dietikon. Ch and I confirm full casting at Gold is more interesting for my eyes than full casting at Sharks on 2022 . Alina ex World is lovely, but I know some prettier faces at Gold and I prefer to kiss pretty faces. So much better value at Gold. Even with pornstar Daisi Diamond at Globe, I played my GFE and she followed me. Yesterday real GFE for 1 h30 .