Pattaya Reports

[Forty Drinks]

Time to clear up some more misinformation Propaganda.

I'm parroting from another Forum on Pattaya. Seem info there more Believable. LOL.

XS. Say 200 girls working. Someone say Labor bill must be Humumgous. Another said no way san jose.

Those contracts are only paid if girl brings in Money. Kind of what I thought.

EZ example. Girl brings in No Money she doesn't get one baht from XS.

Majority girls are not Making it guys.

[LoveItHere]

What I don't get is that Sir Lancelot posts nice long detailed reports on what his day and night is like and some "members" can't resisit having a dig, a "query", a snide remark etc. But well done to Sir Lancelot (wonderful, ridiculous member name) and lighten up all the guys who enjoy being members of the commentariat.

All sir Lancelot's posting are very long and yet there are never any specifics like name of bars or massage parlors. No useful information that anyone can use whether a newbie or a vet. I know if I was that busy and having that much fun I could not find the time to post so much nor would I want to. It is all purely literotica. All that endless posting and no info what so ever.

"She kissed me. I kissed her back. I was so horny both heads were going to explode. I quickly swept her off her feet and onto the nearest moto-chariot to my castle". Garbage!

My turn. I have spent the last 9 days on SOI 6. Not sure when the bars open but anything before 5:00 pm is too hot for me to care. So before 6:30 there are few girls out in the streets and few customers walking down the street. The girls are in the bars and usually sitting down so it is hard to see all the girls available. But once they come out into the street the best ones quickly get grabbed and taken into the back of the bar for drinks, taken upstairs for sex, or taken to the guys place so you may never see them. If you always visit SOI 6 after 10:00 pm you may never see any of the really pretty girls. Now come rainy season I would assume around 3:00-5:00 pm may be the best time because if it is rainy the girls will not be out in the streets as much.

See how my post is informational? Useful for newbies and vets who never thought of coming early thinking the party never starts that early.

[Sir Lancelot]

Hi, I read a lot about contacting the girl's Line ID; I'm a resident for a few months in Jomtien; can someone post me a Line ID, please? Cheers.

Line is basically the Thai version of WhatsApp. Just download the App on your phone before you go and quickly set up a profile. All Thai girls have got it. If you meet a girl you like, get her Line.

[Tradewinds]

Ice water runs through my veins. Not quite God's gift to women, but damn close. I consider myself doing charity every time I pay these girls for sex. Honestly, I think I am a "good catch" when it comes to girls. So my approach on TF has always been straight to the point. See pic. I do the same at bars / GoGo bars / or at a club. I don't need to get to know them with silly question or small talk. I just want to bang. And my logic is "better me than the next guy. " Take my dinero. I may even ask for a handsome man discount.

Hi, I read a lot about contacting the girl's Line ID; I'm a resident for a few months in Jomtien; can someone post me a Line ID, please? Cheers.

[Banana Boi]

The barfine here is 1540 baht. That's right, 40 baht added for good measure!

But it doesn't stop there. The mamasan added that girls can only leave for short-time if they've been bought three lady-drinks. I presume this is not the case and it was just a greedy mamasan trying to squeeze a few extra baht, but I'd already bought the girl two drinks so wearily agreed to a third. If the mamasan was speaking the truth, then the barfine here is not 1540 baht, it's essentially 2170 baht.

It's a Thai gogo bar scam. Mamasan figures you can afford another lady drink or are desperate so mama or the girl tells you that there's a drink quota the girl needs to meet. This happens a lot to guys who don't know better at Walking Street gogo bars. Why we have that popular poster named "Forty Drinks". This is the first I've heard this at a LK Metro gogo bar though.

What you should have did in that situation was walk. Tell the girl to find a lady drink from another customer while you wait at another gogo bar. Ask her to Line you once she has that drink and you will come back if you haven't found another girl by then. Believe me 9 times out of 10 that girl will pay her half of the lady drink if it's really a rule or mamasan will say ok you can BF her now. They know you don't live there. If you live in Pattaya they would never pull that stunt on you.

The extra 40 baht randomly added to the BF is a new one. Wish you had questioned it just to hear what mama said it was for.

[Sir Lancelot]

Just keeping it Real Sir.

Again for the 40th time there are very fiW pretty girls on Soi 6.

By saying there are very few pretty girls on soi 6 you are in fact admitting there are some pretty girls.

Glad we see eye to eye, I'm always keen to get your approval.

[Forty Drinks]

So when a particular memeber say he gets his girls from GCs this is what I imagine. LOL.

https://thailand-247.com/index.php?/...ates/page/234/

You Have to Scroll down a bit. All in Blueish Toned Sexy Outfits.

Educational Purposes Only. This is what 2 k LONGTIME girls look like.

Or we can take it down a notch. Also what 1 k girls short time look like.

[Sir Lancelot]

I had my first ThaiFriendly meet lined up for 2 pm. I sent her the location of my hotel (another useful feature on Line) and received a phone call from reception at 2. 05 pm informing me I had a guest. Only five minutes late is a major result when it comes to Asian girl's timekeeping.

When I opened the door I was reasonably pleased. The girl had enough of a resemblance to the pretty girl with tattoos in the photos on her profile. Game on. As she was riding me in cowgirl, me squeezing her small tits, there was a loud crack of thunder and suddenly rain began drumming down outside. It gave an apocalyptic soundtrack as she sucked me to a climax. Normally I find it difficult to cum when I'm being given oral as girls often stop and start too much but this girl sucked with the perfect suction, tempo and hand action, and soon I came to an intense climax. She heard me cumming and pulled her face away, laughing as I shot my load up my chest.

We lay on the bed chatting afterwards as she waited for the rain to subside. I enjoyed chatting with her. She told me she lived with two friends who are also both freelancing on ThaiFriendly.

In terms of payment, I have to confess I'm under-researched when it comes to ThaiFriendly but when I'd asked earlier and she replied '1500 with condom' it seemed a fair price. She was a cute girl.

I've lined another pretty girl from ThaiFriendly for tomorrow afternoon too. Ordinarily I find online hookups tedious but I've had to adapt my modus operandi for the last few weeks of this trip due to my bad chest. The less time I can spend in bars the better.

I had a lazy afternoon in my room, writing this diary and wasting time online. I must admit, I'm not feeling very mentally stimulated on this trip. I was supposed to be joined for the vast majority by my friend Macca but he bailed on me and Sam has been very elusive too due to dwindling funds. I enjoy mongering on my own in small doses but a month of having the same conversations over and over with bargirls is taking its toll. I'm craving male conversation, or at the very least someone to beat at pool.

Night fell quickly and soon I was striding purposefully out of my hotel, cashed up, with a few emergency condoms in my pocket in case I end up on soi 6 or soi Honey.

Last night I visited four gogo bars on soi LK Metro but was disappointed with the quality of girls. Tonight my plan was to try some different bars and attempt to barfine a girl as early as possible. For once, my plan worked.

It didn't start too promisingly. I went to Queen which in past years has been one of the top bars on soi LK Metro when it comes to pretty girls. However I walked inside to see eight rather fierce-looking older gals, all topless with big fake boobs, nipples pointing at an array of improbable angles. It was 8 pm and I was the only customer. The second dance shift was better, with a few prettier girls (natural tits, hallelujah!) but I couldn't help wondering what on earth has gone wrong with this place.

Two years ago I posted on this forum about 'the most beautiful girl in Pattaya' and now, since she has long gone, I can reveal that she used to work in this bar. Her face was exquisite and I was fortunate enough to see her first ever dance, in fact I was the first customer to slide a tip in to her G-string. No girls were even remotely up to her standard tonight.

Yet this bar definitely has talent. There's a big screen above the stage showing photos of girls and there are some stunners for sure. There were four lovely girls outside too, just sadly not much talent on stage.

When you walk along soi LK Metro you always see an enthusiastic collection of Hello, girls outside each bar, trying to cajole you inside. Consistently the prettiest lineup seems to be outside Dolls LK, next to Jibby's. I walked inside the tiny bar which had two small square stages, only big enough for two girls dancing at a time. But while the venue underwhelmed me, the quality of girls certainly did not. There were 10 girls and the quality was good. A girl with a radiant smile was chatting with a farang opposite, while a dark-skinned beauty with no tits at all slow-danced around a chrome pole. There were two cuties with shorter hair dancing on the other stage too.

I spotted a sexy girl with a curvy body and invited her over for a chat. She had a distinctive face and looked dynamite in the skimpy outfit she was wearing. She had big tits and her fishnet stockings showed off her skinny legs. She was very affectionate, holding my hand as we exchanged smalltalk, but while she looked sweet and innocent with bows in her hair, she certainly wasn't, rubbing my cock suggestively with a glint in her eye. My cock voted yes, it was rock hard for the entire duration of our conversation.

The barfine here is 1540 baht. That's right, 40 baht added for good measure!

But it doesn't stop there. The mamasan added that girls can only leave for short-time if they've been bought three lady-drinks. I presume this is not the case and it was just a greedy mamasan trying to squeeze a few extra baht, but I'd already bought the girl two drinks so wearily agreed to a third. If the mamasan was speaking the truth, then the barfine here is not 1540 baht, it's essentially 2170 baht.

The pretty girl went to get changed and reappeared five minutes later wearing ubiquitous denim shorts and a breezy floral top. She looked sexy. We walked the short distance back to my hotel hand in hand and had a really good session with lots of positions, culminating in a very pleasurable 69. She groaned loudly each time I stuck my tongue as far up her pussy as I could. She had a fabulous body, fuller boobs and was a very enthusiastic kisser. A great girl.

I have only two days remaining on this trip. Tomorrow I have another ThaiFriendly girl coming around after breakfast and then hopefully I can barfine a pretty girl from one of the bars later. I'm also keen to have one last visit to soi 6 before I fly home on Thursday.

[Forty Drinks]

Such a relief to have people like you proof-reading my posts. Once again though you're wrong. She wasn't fat at all, she was slim with fake tits. Great body and great value for 1200.

You're the guy who claimed soi 6 girls couldn't possibly be pretty enough to work on Walking Street. As a matter of interest, how do you think girls find bars? Do you think when they first arrive from their province they arrive at a toll-booth on the outskirts of Pattaya, where some officials look them up and down and tell them where to go?

'Swy mak mak, go to Pinup'.

'Oh dear, straight to Beach Road for you'.

'Hmm. I think you are soi 6 at best'.

Truth is, there are lots of very average looking girls at the gogo bars and a lot of very pretty girls on soi 6. You strike me as very naive to suggest otherwise.

Anyway good news, you've only got three more posts of mine to proof-read before my diary finishes. Must be very labour intensive for you trying to find fault all the time.

Just keeping it Real Sir.

Again for the 40th time there are very fiW pretty girls on Soi 6.

The last one was Baitoey,. And I would have to stretch as she was kind of Flat. Hahaha.

[Sir Lancelot]

Massage girl 1st one referenced. Checks out. Curvy and Cougar meaning Fat and Old-1,200 (appropriately Paid). No problems in Houston on this one.

Such a relief to have people like you proof-reading my posts. Once again though you're wrong. She wasn't fat at all, she was slim with fake tits. Great body and great value for 1200.

You're the guy who claimed soi 6 girls couldn't possibly be pretty enough to work on Walking Street. As a matter of interest, how do you think girls find bars? Do you think when they first arrive from their province they arrive at a toll-booth on the outskirts of Pattaya, where some officials look them up and down and tells them where to go?

'Swy mak mak, go to Pinup'.

'Oh dear, straight to Beach Road for you'.

'Hmm. I think you are soi 6 at best'.

Truth is, there are lots of very average looking girls at the gogo bars and a lot of very pretty girls on soi 6. You strike me as very naive to suggest otherwise.

Anyway good news, you've only got three more posts of mine to proof-read before my diary finishes. Must be very labour intensive for you trying to find fault all the time.

[EihTooms]

In the past, when his handle was still MonkeyPaw, other board members who met him also said he was a really nice guy. Makes me wonder why he comes across as such an arrogant asshole in his posts.

Interesting. If that is the way MonkeyPaw came across in person then that is quite different from the way he came across online.

His character here was that he was the Light and the Way and anyone who challenged him was a loser and only his cult followers would ever be allowed to hang with him. LOL.

He dished it out by the garbage truck load but couldn't take it. He might have had the thinnest skin of any poster here. He immediately blocked several of us who dared to question the need to rack up 90,000+ baht bar tabs just to swing covered sex with the hottest Ladydrink hustlers in the place.

Then, despite his claim to educate and tutor anyone who joined him on a bar hop in his expert Light and the Way methods for getting great sex with the hottest girls, we got lengthy sad reports from frustrated and disappointed guys who actually did fall for his pitch and never scored anything more than if they'd walked into a bar blindfolded and broke to choose a lady. LOL.

Just sayin'.

[Forty Drinks]

Red Planet has prices in the $20's for April. High season might have arrived Guys.

After staying away for 3 months was hoping for those $15-17 prices they had this past not too long ago.

[Forty Drinks]

There was a plump Mexican chap sat next to me at breakfast at Sports Lounge chewing a toothpick, who kept making a series of unusual grunts and snorts. Very off-putting. After I'd eaten I went to the market on 2nd Road and bought a few souvenirs for the folks back home. Shopping bags in hand I backtracked down soi Honey towards my hotel.

It's funny though, sometimes when you're not looking for a girl, opportunities present themselves.

At one of the massage places I saw a sexy cougar. She had a curvy figure and a suggestive smile. 'You wan massage and boom boom? ' she said, reading my mind. I hadn't intended to find a girl but she seemed a guaranteed good time.

I followed her shapely bum upstairs having agreed to the 1200 baht price. She closed the curtain behind us in the cubicle and I knew I was in for a good time when she undressed. She had a sexy body and fake tits. Forget cute girls, these are the type of girls I should target on soi Honey! She was 34 years old and unusually from Chiang Rai. About 95% of the girls I ask are from Isaan.

She gave me a nice massage then gave me a skilful blowjob when I turned over. She rode me expertly then I fucked her in mish and doggy, before she bounced up and down on my cock Asian cowgirl until I shot my load.

An enjoyable quickie with a foxy cougar.

Back in my room I spent half an hour on ThaiFriendly. I emailed an older girl with a 2/10 face but 10/10 tits. They were massive natural breasts I couldn't help imagining wrapped around my dick. I also got chatting to two attractive younger girls, both of whom established early they were freelance and quoted 1500.

Slowly the sky turned pink, then Pattaya's skyline twinkled beneath the darkening sky. My plan tonight was to grab a pretty girl from one of the gogos. Did it work? Of course not.

I went to Las Vegas agogo at 8 pm. It was Sunday night so the place was quieter than previous visits. 12 girls were dancing and although several were older girls with pneumatic fake tits, there were a few pretty ones. Of course I was on the look-out for my Terminal 21 girl and I thought I had a possible sighting in the second dance shift, a tall, skinny cutie with luscious long dark hair, but it wasn't my girl.

I went to Mamasan Club LK next, which had a far more intimate alayout with eight girls dancing. A couple of the girls were lovely, including a tall one who had tiny tits but erect nipples. I got a stiffy just looking at her cavorting around her chrome pole. I offered her a drink but was too slow, another customer had beaten me to it.

I crossed the street to Paradise but was disappointed when I took my seat and examined the 10 girls shuffling on stage in yellow bikinis. I'd be surprised if any of them were under 30, a far cry from the young Japanese looking girl with pigtails I once barfined from this bar. Outside the toilets seems to be where girls congregate when they're not on stage. Both cubicles were locked so I used the urinal as three or four girls watched, one of them chomping on a banana.

I got a bad seat in Destiny, near the door, which meant I didn't get the best view of the girls on the T-shaped stage. This bar is very popular with expats, I don't think I've seen so many silver foxes in one place at the same time.

I decided to abandon my gogo idea and get myself some food. I was disappointed. I was prepared to barfine any pretty girl I saw but the only one I was tempted by had already been bought a drink. However I'd enjoyed visiting the bars and will try some of the others tomorrow night.

After wolfing down a tuna jacket potato at Hungry Hippo I went on my usual circuit around Tree Town and Myth. The Area 52 girl I like was with a customer so I ended up buying a drink for a cutie at Ass 95. I've known her for a few years and fucked her on my last trip, but when I enquired about barfining her tonight she kept looking at her watch (10 pm) and was keen to know where I was staying. I wasn't in the mood for a rushed meet, so I lost interest.

I ended up walking along soi Honey. While this street has lots of massage-with-extras places stocked with older cougars, including half a dozen specialising in ladyboys, it also has a series of short time bars like Pink Lady and Runway, which have younger girls and short-time rooms upstairs. Quite often the girls are not to my taste but occasionally you can find a pretty one. I got chatting with a lovely 21 year old with a Cambodian appearance, who had the winning combo of braces on her teeth and big tits. She quoted 2000 but accepted 1500 and we were soon undressing in a dark room overlooking LK Metro.

'I'm shy' she said needlessly as her clothes fell to the floor. She had a lovely curvy body and her breasts were perfection in my books, full and jiggly with big nipples. I got rock hard just squeezing them. I kissed her and she told me I was only her third customer in the month she's worked at the bar. Although she was inexperienced the sex was great. When I first slid in she was very tight and I had to go slowly, but by the end she was riding me like a bucking bronco as I squeezed her perfect tits. One of the best fucks of the trip.

She had a mischievous side too. As we left the bar she told me to say 'yamadong' to her friend, who had a shocked look on her face and looked like she was going to slap me. Any ideas what I said?

Soi Honey disappointed me on my last trip but I'd fucked two girls on this street today, a massage-with-extras with a sexy cougar during the afternoon and then an enjoyable romp with a pretty 21 year old later.

Massage girl 1st one referenced. Checks out. Curvy and Cougar meaning Fat and Old-1,200 (appropriately Paid). No problems in Houston on this one.

[Turgid]

.... Blanquiceleste and Natty Bumpo to name a couple......

Hey, I completely forgot about NB. When did he disappear from ISG? Whatever became of him?

[Werqweq]

There was a plump Mexican chap sat next to me at breakfast at Sports Lounge chewing a toothpick, who kept making a series of unusual grunts and snorts. Very off-putting.

Sounds like you and ElMexicant finally met in person.