Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

I'm. Thinking I may be interested in visiting Pattaya bro. Would you say it is as good as Medellin? Is 1000 to 1500 baht the going rate? What about condoms? Are they required or just optional? Or just up to you if you want to use one?

RTFF.

Are you paying $27 a pop in Medellin? If so, Medellin is better.

[Explorer8939]

Pattaya is probably the safest red light area in the world. I've never been to Tijuana but I'm sure it's far more dangerous than Pattaya.

Been to both.

Tijuana is much more dangerous. In fact, the cops in Tijuana are more dangerous than the criminals in Pattaya.

[Explorer8939]

Checked it out. Why are they only going to the same "GC" clubs and not going to the best ones? Just what I want 20 guys with me as I enter a GC. Most of them don't even have 20 girls working. Would rather go when I'm alone instead of fighting over the hottest girl with 19 other guys. Maybe only me but I endure bars for the girls, not to hang around with other guys.

Do any of the "GC" on the crawl list have over 20 girls on a weekday at 1 pm when the crawl starts?

Typically, bars round up as many girls as possible when a bar crawl is scheduled.

[Banana Boi]

I see there is a Bar Crawl every Thursday leaving Maggie Mays (my favourite by the way) from 1 pm. Just go on Google and put in gents clubs Pattaya

Checked it out. Why are they only going to the same "GC" clubs and not going to the best ones? Just what I want 20 guys with me as I enter a GC. Most of them don't even have 20 girls working. Would rather go when I'm alone instead of fighting over the hottest girl with 19 other guys. Maybe only me but I endure bars for the girls, not to hang around with other guys.

Do any of the "GC" on the crawl list have over 20 girls on a weekday at 1 pm when the crawl starts?

[Sir Lancelot]

This is the Problem. Guys will think the Sir is getting Hotties off the street for 1 k-1. 5 k.

So not True.

Every word of my diary, good or bad, is true. On this trip I've written about having a chest infection, falling victim to a Tinder bait and switch, the soi 7 girl who didn't want to have sex, being quoted high prices at times, being stood up by a ThaiFriendly chick. I bet you're perfectly happy to accept all of those things happened as described. Yet when I talk about my positive experiences, which far outweigh the negative ones, you call foul.

It doesn't exactly reflect well on the kind of time you yourself must have if you assume anyone who fucks pretty girls must be lying!

Ps when did I say I got a 'hottie off the street for 1K'? I didn't. You're so desperate to criticise you'll even make things up, which is ironic really.

[Expat American]

Yeah it sounds like you lack imagination or inspiration for that matter. Theres plenty of post for newbies and vets to see what places cost and how much are the ladies, as well as the cost for lady drinks and blah blah blah. You see his post are remnants from the Old School ISG (15-20 yrs ago) when monger gents took time out of their day to tell you more then logistics. They told you a story. How they move thru the city, how the girls interacted with you and vise versa. Basically the "intangibles of life" that most members fail to post about anymore. Hes giving you the full flavor of the city. And because of his perspective it gives newbies a greater all around sense of what to expect when they travel there besides the general X / O's of cost etc.

So easy up on the haterade and instead go grab yourself a cup a joe, add a tequila shot to it, ease back on your lazy boy chair, relax and read his adventures as he shares his stories on how he finds his new freak of the week while navigating thru the concrete jungle we call Pattaya.

Cus one thing for sure I rather be online reading his adventures then looking at daily news from me and/or your hometown where constant negativity reigns supreme AND then afterwards go view the constant garbage off of tik tok / onlyfan hoes that filter their face and body so much that you wouldve thought you watched a retarded Grimlock with fake tits twerk in a dress.

Everyone already knows about WS, Soi 6, GCs, Massage places etc. Most posts on this board arent worth the electrons they consume. Detailed reads like Sir L's are enjoyable and interesting. However, these kinds of "old school" reports are now frowned upon by ISG moderators. I have posted many such detailed reports in Phiilippines, Thailand, Indonesia etc but the last time I did I got trolled. When I called out the trolls, moderators took down my posts and put me on moderation. Guess who is never sharing detailed trip reports on ISG anymore? I guess we should all just post about bars everyone knows about over and over again so "newbies" don't have to scroll back a few pages. I know many seasoned mongers who I meet up with have given up totally on sharing on this board. The quality of postings (much like the girls) has sadly deteriorated dramatically.

[SoberHans69]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Pattaya is probably the safest red light area in the world. I've never been to Tijuana but I'm sure it's far more dangerous than Pattaya.

[Forty Drinks]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Be careful applies to Bars. Not unusual for Hooligans to get Beaten over who knows what.

If you are Chill safety shouldn't even be an Issue. If you are in a desolate area and see 3 teens coming your way you most likely won't be Robbed or Beaten.

On the other Hand be careful walking, Thailand is not Walker friendly.

[Tlito]

Thanks, Tlito. Just from watching the videos of these areas I can tell a lot of people go solo. I'm not familiar with the GC tour? I'm sure I'll grow tired of walking street within a few days and I'm likely to move to different areas as I grow more comfortable. This has been on the bucket list for a while but the flight is so damn long from the US. Figure I'm not getting any younger (early 40's) if I enjoy it, and I know I will, I'll probably be back every year for the foreseeable future LOL.

Hi Mate.

I see there is a Bar Crawl every Thursday leaving Maggie Mays (my favourite by the way) from 1 pm. Just go on Google and put in gents clubs Pattaya. Have a read.

Cheers.

[Gabacho]

All sir Lancelot's posting are very long and yet there are never any specifics like name of bars or massage parlors. No useful information that anyone can use whether a newbie or a vet. I know if I was that busy and having that much fun I could not find the time to post so much nor would I want to. It is all purely literotica. All that endless posting and no info what so ever.

"She kissed me. I kissed her back. I was so horny both heads were going to explode. I quickly swept her off her feet and onto the nearest moto-chariot to my castle". Garbage!

My turn. I have spent the last 9 days on SOI 6. Not sure when the bars open but anything before 5:00 pm is too hot for me to care. So before 6:30 there are few girls out in the streets and few customers walking down the street. The girls are in the bars and usually sitting down so it is hard to see all the girls available. But once they come out into the street the best ones quickly get grabbed and taken into the back of the bar for drinks, taken upstairs for sex, or taken to the guys place so you may never see them. If you always visit SOI 6 after 10:00 pm you may never see any of the really pretty girls. Now come rainy season I would assume around 3:00-5:00 pm may be the best time because if it is rainy the girls will not be out in the streets as much.

See how my post is informational? Useful for newbies and vets who never thought of coming early thinking the party never starts that early.

I'm. Thinking I may be interested in visiting Pattaya bro. Would you say it is as good as Medellin? Is 1000 to 1500 baht the going rate? What about condoms? Are they required or just optional? Or just up to you if you want to use one?

[Explorer8939]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Thailand is just about the safest country in the world. Except Soi 6/1 in Pattaya, have to watch your back there.

Sir Lancelot's posts are super. But posts about other posters are worthless. Please post about the ladies, not other men.

Speaking of ladies, I exported a Pattaya bargirl to Phuket and am enjoying her company. She has lots of stories about stupid mongers throwing money at her.

[TwatHunter]

Been many times solo. I am 5 foot 7 and 70 Kg.

I wander around half pissed all hours of the night up back alleys and down Soi 6/1 .

Never been the slightest bit worried about anyone. Especially me.

Make sure you get down to Soi Honey.

Soi 6.

Have a good walk along Beach Road.

Do a GC tour.

I was only going to go once but. As long as your breathing you will want to be in Thailand.

Have fun.

Thanks, Tlito. Just from watching the videos of these areas I can tell a lot of people go solo. I'm not familiar with the GC tour? I'm sure I'll grow tired of walking street within a few days and I'm likely to move to different areas as I grow more comfortable. This has been on the bucket list for a while but the flight is so damn long from the US. Figure I'm not getting any younger (early 40's) if I enjoy it, and I know I will, I'll probably be back every year for the foreseeable future LOL.

[Tlito]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

Been many times solo. I am 5 foot 7 and 70 Kg.

I wander around half pissed all hours of the night up back alleys and down Soi 6/1 .

Never been the slightest bit worried about anyone. Especially me.

Make sure you get down to Soi Honey.

Soi 6.

Have a good walk along Beach Road.

Do a GC tour.

I was only going to go once but. As long as your breathing you will want to be in Thailand.

Have fun.

[TwatHunter]

I pulled the trigger on my trip last week, looking at November 7th - 21st. Unfortunately I couldn't find a travel buddy LOL. This will be my first time, I know a few people that have been and they all say to be super careful, but they've only been to Bangkok. I got a guest friendly hotel 100 m from walking street across from the beach. I plan to do most of my hunting there on WS or on TF. I've been to some pretty sketchy places like Tijuana and Panama City solo and never felt unsafe, I'll see about pattaya LOL. Anything to be aware of or keep an eye out for? Any other mongers going to be around in that time frame?

[Forty Drinks]

I suspect that many readers who were heretofore hesitant about visiting Pattaya are, after reading posts of Sir Lancelot's 2024 visit, now all gung ho for a Pattaya rollick.

This is the Problem. Guys will think the Sir is getting Hotties off the street for 1 k-1. 5 k.

So not True.

NRT to Pattaya on Air Asia X yesterday.

What a collection of Hit Girls. Air Attendant s. 5 out of 6 of them would be Top Girl on Walking Street. The 6th would give Soi 6 girls a run for their Money. Maybe she was MamaSan on the Plane.

Had to be discreet in Oogling them. LOL.

Not sure if they could control Rowdy Customer s though or Blast open a Door in aan Emergency.

But my god they were Hot.

Kicker. I swear I paid $218. Might have been my best airfare Ever.