Sosua Reports

[Oakie]

Personally I think those giving advice to new people miss the most important principles needed to successfully hire prostitutes in the Dominican Republic and other countries where they speak Spanish.

Learn Spanish

Not Spanglish. Learn Spanish cold!

Why?

1. You will command immediate respect from ALL those you deal with.

2. It will give you confidence.

3. It will give you awareness.

4. It will open doors like they gave you the key to the city.

How do I know this? Because I did it. Because I can walk along the main drag of Sosua and listen to conversations in English at how girls are setting up guys to get got. I'll pause, look at the guy, look at the girl. She looks in fear. He looks confused. I ask if he would like some help. He says no. His ego will to allow it. I walk off laughing while hearing the girl say ignore that idiot.

Depends on whether you want to have lengthy conversations with hookers about the price of mangos, or want to fuck!

You can still be an ahole, in Spanish.

If you want to fuck, amigos, bring money!

[SubCmdr]

The way you set up a good threesome is to let the girl that you are already comfortable with pick the other girl. That has worked for me, right in Sousa. They were bisexual and ate each others pussy while I watched. I fucked them doggy style while they ate each others pussy. Then they let me cum on their faces together while they kissed. It was an OUTSTANDING experience. But to each their own.

This threesome happened like this: Mr. Tempoecorto referred a girl from his harem to me. I had a good session with the girl. She then offered a threesome to me. Said she was bisexual and that she had a special friend that she did that with and they did sessions together. I'm always down for a threesome with bisexual girls.

You see when they are bisexual you do not have to worry about this:

Lock everything up, and still expect the extra girl to be going thru your suitcase, pants, toiletry kit, packages you're bought to bring home, frig, etc. When you switch and want to pound the other girl, the one not getting pounded will then take over and be going thru your personal belongings. And repeat.

I did not have this problem during my threesome because we were all three on the bed at the same time. Even during the post sex cuddle session. The ironic thing about what happened is that I was more into the friend than of the original girl. I only saw the friend one-on-one from that point.

I would like to take a moment and thank Mr. Tempoecorto. A true gentleman who rejects the idea of scarcity and shares my philosophy that if he fucks his brother is going to fuck too. Mr. Tempoecorto has referred several outstanding girls over to me and is batting a thousand when it comes hooking a brother up in Sosua. I am looking forward to the next time we are in Sosua together so we can break bread and spend a good time discussing high minded subject because well Pussy is Pussy and it is all over Sosua. We don't have any need to talk about that when we are hanging out. LOL!

I continue to be amazed at how much trouble it seems some people have getting good pussy. Even if it off of the street. I know some of you out there have a problem with Street Girls. That is something I have never had a problem with. My time, my money, my dick, my call!

So new people up in here: hold these so called Veterans (I will not name names to protect the guilty) accountable with their so called knowledge. "RTFF" is not an answer. You "just have to go there and do it" is not an answer. Tell them to provide some step by step instructions like I do in The Ten Chica Commandments. Tell them to provide step by step instructions on how to set up a threesome like I did in my post. Let them know that telling you that you cannot do something is not helpful. Tell these so called Veterans to tell you what to do. Tell them to actually share their knowledge instead of patting each other on the back in their posts.

Yeah I've come to the conclusion that you, Oldkool, IronQuinn (P. S. Yall two should meet hes down there now as yall would have some grand stories to talk about) and a few others are giving ADVANCED advice in how to navigate in Sosua.

Damn Mr. E you sure know how to piss on mans dream 🤣. So much for the finesse knowledge. Had to tell him like it is, raw no chaser with a squeeze of sarcasm in mix LOL.

Fuck a veteran with knowledge, show me the pussy you have gotten me. Better yet, explain to me how to get it for myself! LOL!

You go to Sousa to hire prostitutes. Hiring prostitutes in Sosua is not hard. Stick to the deal, not to the girl. Better deals are had during the weekdays not the weekends. Negotiate in DOP not USD. Chica proof your room. Keep your wits about you around chicas. If you are bringing chicas to your room make sure there is a system to identify them if there is a problem. In your room.

Your ultimate tool is learning how to speak and understand Spanish. Do not make the mistake of over confidence. Always de-escalate the situation. You are on vacation. Those up in here telling you about how to stand up for your rights have never been to a Dominican Jail. Let me tell you, it is simply not something you want to go through.

[Coolie High]

The risk for a newbie, is much the same as with a single session with any stranger off the street.

I've been a threesome fan all my life, and had some memorable sessions, all the way from roommate students on college campus in my home town, to hitch-hiking honeys in California in the good old days, to high end hookers from the Casinos of the Bahamas. Never had a problem except, a couple times they insisted I changed condoms every time I alternated from one to the other.

Except for the free after party stuff with friends, there's a bit of science and a bit of art, and a bit of money involved that makes it work for me. Not just two warm bodies. The golden rule of threesomes for me is to let your gal pick the third, and you both have to agree.

My regular is bi, so threesomes are not uncommon, especially as I get older.

CoolieHigh knows what I'm talking about, I've seen him in action. Maybe he will weigh in?

Yeah I've come to the conclusion that you, Oldkool, IronQuinn (P. S. Yall two should meet hes down there now as yall would have some grand stories to talk about) and a few others are giving ADVANCED advice in how to navigate in Sosua. Meaning you're talking to those guys that's been down there more then a few times, gone thru the whole leche papi spill, chicks changing their price as soon as they get to the room to causing a scene where you now have to kick this nutjob out and blah blah blah. Simple things like instead of meditating on that phat ass she's showcasing to instead focus on locking up your valubles beforehand and to not take a shower alone because if not, she'll go thru all your personal belongings and will steal the most stupidest thing like a bubba gump key chain, or your spoongebob toothbrush. Because of those experience a man becomes seasoned to the game and can pick BETTER quality of women as he now can size up these females a mile away and can tell if she's a winner or if she going to cause me problems. For a newbie not so much.

Mr. E and Xpartan are speaking more to the new guys who want to explore Sosua for the first time. You know the BEGINNER 2024-25 Package Guide of Sosua. In karate it's the little retarded kids rocking there white belts as they learn how to punch for the first time. Its the same with dudes dealing with females in Sosua. It's their first rodeo where they can have any lady they want for a fee BUT have no clue hes about to pick a lady shark who smells his newbie ass a mile away and is about to take a bite out of his ass aka his wallet. You add another female into the mix as he is already on sensery overload from the beach vibe liquor, those hips, thighs and soft lips and those 2 hoes are going to have a feast 😬.

12 yrs ago the newbie odds were good of a favorable outcome as the overall quality of women were better BUT now for a newbie in this day of age that knows no spanish, the culture and its his first time down experiencing the carribean madness I would NOT recommend a 3 some on their first visit. You got to remember fam that you, oldkool, other OG Mongers are a different BEAST. Meaning yall have master the carribean madness and can flow and adapt to sosua with ease now. What doesn't make sense to most now makes perfect sense to you. I saw that during covid. Whole world lost there damn mind thinking the world was going to end with the constant sky is falling look at the number of how many folks died doomsday clock, so wash your hands with holy water and wear a mask even inside your own home garbage spewed by the media. Hell the DR government had stop all alcohol sells at 2 pm as you would get arrested if caught by the cops with a presidente in your hand and here I was chillen with you drinking a beer in a plastic cup at the bar, 5 pm, with no bullshit mask on, saluting life with 2 hunnys on my lap. Thats advanced level sosua game that you bestowed upon me.

Its the reason why how you and a select few can have 3 somes on a random Tuesday with your main girl taking a photo of you smashing another young hunny dip that's HALF her age BEFORE she joins in. Now that's ADVANCED level 3-somes for that ass😁. Hell I've seen the photos. Again most are not doing what you're doing. Not even multi-billionaires. As for mysyelf I've was very fortunate because you were gracious enough to share your network with me. Network so advanced it was the first time I had a traditional 3 some (girl on girl action to an eventual 4 some when I added my girl from the states) down there. And if I remember correctly dudes were calling you a liar for years saying that lesbian action did not exist but here you are going balls deep in a vinny chica, with your girl eating her pussy at the sametime. Thats why I'm still trying to be like you when I grow up LOL. No really, I'm serious.

So unless a newbie has an advanced OG monger that can guide him down there, then yeah he should stick to dealing with 1 female at a time. Especially when you're dealing with these new age street chicas. Newbies don't have the instincts and knowledge in being able to pick quality ladies down there yet. They can try the sink or swim philosophy and start swinging for the 3 some but that trial by fire is NO joke as you're swimming in the ocean now not a pool, meaning life can get INSANE really quick and drown your ass while being eaten by sharks if you choose the wrong female let alone pick 2 nutjobs🤯.

So yeah I highly recommend the traditional crawl before you walk, one chica at a time approach first. Baby steps.

P.S. To the Moderator hey FYI for some reason Oakie and Xpartan original post is now in the Colombia general section when it was originally in Sosua. Can anyone else see their original post on here? I'm viewing from my cellphone.

[Norbert61]

Finally booked time to head out to Sosua after reading all the posts that it's new monger friendly and easy to get around. Question is as a solo monger with 0 Spanish, is what I have planned the right way for a post-divorce weeklong fest?

-Airbnb in a nice townhome with private balcony / hot tub.

-hitup chicas on sites like skokka, Dominican cupid, tinder before going out (maybe only 1-2 days in advance?) with a burner of course.

-lock everything in the airbnb safe.

-expect anywhere 3500-6000.

Main question is 3 somes. I've seen guys say never take 2 chicas especially if I don't speak Spanish, just read where some guy was held at knifepoint by 1 of the chicas he brought up when he didn't like the friend and declined her.

Oh dear- well as was said you might want to not swing for the fence first time at bat. You'd have been better with new garden or one of the others but presumably its too late for that. Skokka is for straight up hookers and I would not shop there. Go to the strip or to a club if you are getting hoes. At least you can see what they look like. You remember backpage? Really don't try a threesome in your airbnb. Not sure what casa you are talking about. Blackbeards is a pretty long ways- good luck. Let us know how you make out.

[IronQuinn]

It's slow down here on Dad's Day, but managed to score a gorgeous non-pro Haitiana, 22, no kids and smoking in all the right places. Waiting for her to get out of work right now. It just goes to show that even on slow holiday Sundays you can still find gems in the Su.

[Coolie High]

You better bring a lot of stuff then. In Sosua a threesome means fucking one chick while her friend is stealing your stuff. Then fucking the other chick while the one you just finished fucking steals more of your stuff. And do not just think of stuff as valuables. Stuff can be cologne, toothpaste, whatever is in the fridge, anything. So if you want nonstop 3 somes, be sure to have nonstop stuff for them to steal.

Damn Mr. E you sure know how to piss on mans dream 🤣. So much for the finesse knowledge. Had to tell him like it is, raw no chaser with a squeeze of sarcasm in mix LOL.

And on that note HAPPY FATHERS DAY Gents!! MUCH respect to the fathers that continue to be in their childs life even after the constant drama that their ex wifes and / or baby mamas put them thru. You sir are the real MVP!!

[SubCmdr]

Concerned about security in the room with the chicas?

1. Book a room in another hotel.

2. Goto a Cabana.

3. Stay at a hotel that keeps or records the cedula of your guest.

Lastly ignore the idiocy that is found in the post below. Enjoy!

You better bring a lot of stuff then. In Sosua a threesome means fucking one chick while her friend is stealing your stuff. Then fucking the other chick while the one you just finished fucking steals more of your stuff. And do not just think of stuff as valuables. Stuff can be cologne, toothpaste, whatever is in the fridge, anything. So if you want nonstop 3 somes, be sure to have nonstop stuff for them to steal.

[Nite_Runner]

Finally booked time to head out to Sosua after reading all the posts that it's new monger friendly and easy to get around. Question is as a solo monger with 0 Spanish, is what I have planned the right way for a post-divorce weeklong fest?

-Airbnb in a nice townhome with private balcony / hot tub.

-hitup chicas on sites like skokka, Dominican cupid, tinder before going out (maybe only 1-2 days in advance?) with a burner of course.

-lock everything in the airbnb safe.

-expect anywhere 3500-6000.

Main question is 3 somes. I've seen guys say never take 2 chicas especially if I don't speak Spanish, just read where some guy was held at knifepoint by 1 of the chicas he brought up when he didn't like the friend and declined her. What's the best way for me to get a 3 some if I'm just going to Airbnb? I don't want to head to a casa unless there's some you guys really recommend with 8+ looks, main thing for me is I want to enjoy the chicas face, not just body. What's the best way to accomplish non-stop 3 somes with 8's and above?

If this is truly you're first time, I wouldn't go with an AirBnB. I suggest a hotel just off the main drag as it's safer and you have built-in security on the property (whether you want it or not). Make no mistake about it, these girls are super street-wise and will be able to smell "fresh meat" very quickly. I sometimes stay at the New Garden, as its close, reasonable, free breakfast and they have security. The gate guards can be your best friend, hit them up with any Qs as they know the deal.

N_R.

[Mr Enternational]

What's the best way to accomplish non-stop 3 somes with 8's and above?

You better bring a lot of stuff then. In Sosua a threesome means fucking one chick while her friend is stealing your stuff. Then fucking the other chick while the one you just finished fucking steals more of your stuff. And do not just think of stuff as valuables. Stuff can be cologne, toothpaste, whatever is in the fridge, anything. So if you want nonstop 3 somes, be sure to have nonstop stuff for them to steal.

[OldKool]

1st you do not need any intenet action in Sosua, The week days is a bit slow. Hitting up a site if see something you like is an option. You are going to see more women walking around then you can get to, 3 somes are very over rated and dangerous with girls you do not know. May be if you meet a girl you like and have good rapport you ask. 9 out of 10 will go for it same money less work for them. Between Baillies and the casino finding 8's will not be hard. No Spanish no problem. Girls riding around in nice cars are often attractive pros. They might cost a bit more but service up to speed. Lastly take your time and vet any women you pick up. One bad experience can ruin your trip. Check out who they hang out with. Ask how long or often they are in Sosua. Talk to vets they can be helpfull. Spend time at the beaches. Have fun!

Finally booked time to head out to Sosua after reading all the posts that it's new monger friendly and easy to get around. Question is as a solo monger with 0 Spanish, is what I have planned the right way for a post-divorce weeklong fest?

-Airbnb in a nice townhome with private balcony / hot tub.

-hitup chicas on sites like skokka, Dominican cupid, tinder before going out (maybe only 1-2 days in advance?) with a burner of course.

-lock everything in the airbnb safe.

-expect anywhere 3500-6000.

Main question is 3 somes. I've seen guys say never take 2 chicas especially if I don't speak Spanish, just read where some guy was held at knifepoint by 1 of the chicas he brought up when he didn't like the friend and declined her. What's the best way for me to get a 3 some if I'm just going to Airbnb? I don't want to head to a casa unless there's some you guys really recommend with 8+ looks, main thing for me is I want to enjoy the chicas face, not just body. What's the best way to accomplish non-stop 3 somes with 8's and above?

[SlayerABC]

Finally booked time to head out to Sosua after reading all the posts that it's new monger friendly and easy to get around. Question is as a solo monger with 0 Spanish, is what I have planned the right way for a post-divorce weeklong fest?

-Airbnb in a nice townhome with private balcony / hot tub.

-hitup chicas on sites like skokka, Dominican cupid, tinder before going out (maybe only 1-2 days in advance?) with a burner of course.

-lock everything in the airbnb safe.

-expect anywhere 3500-6000.

Main question is 3 somes. I've seen guys say never take 2 chicas especially if I don't speak Spanish, just read where some guy was held at knifepoint by 1 of the chicas he brought up when he didn't like the friend and declined her. What's the best way for me to get a 3 some if I'm just going to Airbnb? I don't want to head to a casa unless there's some you guys really recommend with 8+ looks, main thing for me is I want to enjoy the chicas face, not just body. What's the best way to accomplish non-stop 3 somes with 8's and above?

[Oakie]

Good to see a post by Oakie. Any newbies should go back through the forum and read this guy's posts. There were a few posters I took notes from when I began research for my first trip three years ago, but Oakie always had great advice. I'm heading down again to Sosua this week for the rest of the month, and I still have a good time every trip.

Thanks amigo! We all learn from somebody when we are starting out. In my case it was Mr GoGo.

There are a few folks out there who seem to get pissed when they see other folks enjoying themselves, and making a successful P4 P deal that works for both parties.

Best to avoid them like the plague, because there's that black cloud problems, scams and fuck ups, that seems to follow them around!

Life's too short!

[Oakie]

YES, yes I do consider it great advice. Especially once you see how Oakie operates and move down there day end and day out. You're not seeing the "intangibles" which is why you just asked that question. But its like what Morpheus said about the Matrix. No one can be told what the matrix is, you have to see it for yourself.

Next time in DR go and have a presidente with him and see see how he operates, and I guarantee you, youll be like, OOOOH I Get It.

Hi Coolie!

You're AWOL.

Folks are asking about you!

[Oakie]

You considered letting your girl hold on to your wallet and pay everything out of it as great advice?

LOL.

II've been coming here for 15 years now, and I've always had a savvy, trained up, go to regular with local connections as my base. I'm on my second.

For 3 or 4 days a week, just long enough to do the shopping, stock my fridge with some some healthy home cooking, wash my shorts, and leave me with enough free time to chill with the guys and gals.

I don't like to carry a man bag when I'm out, or stuff my pockets with glasses, keys, phones, money, charger, pills, and walking around pesos. Everything goes in tha little portable safe she calls a handbag, and she'll kill anybody who even looks at it. There's maybe a hundred bucks in there at any one time.

It's not something I recommend, because the kind of skanks some guys hang with, and seem to constantly complain about here, really are stupid enough to fuck up a 7 year deal for a hundred bucks or so.

[Coolie High]

You considered letting your girl hold on to your wallet and pay everything out of it as great advice?

YES, yes I do consider it great advice. Especially once you see how Oakie operates and move down there day end and day out. You're not seeing the "intangibles" which is why you just asked that question. But its like what Morpheus said about the Matrix. No one can be told what the matrix is, you have to see it for yourself.

Next time in DR go and have a presidente with him and see see how he operates, and I guarantee you, youll be like, OOOOH I Get It.