Bangkok Reports

[ChrisCross123]

Which one? OK picture this, you come up the escalator and the first Rainbow is on the right, third door in. I do that one. The Mamasan there is nice, she is just intimidating.

Last club on the 2nd floor (ground level being 1st floor) on the left side. The place has two platforms (one to the left and one to the right after entering). If I'm not mistaken this place is RB5. I'm actually willing to give her the benefit of a doubt. As being more intimidating than a bad person. After all I don't know her. But she certainly got some weird off putting vibe about her.

[Savsiem]

Just say no like massage. They will be estatic. No need to pay more.

Less time with Sexpest is a Plus for them.

Thank ypu for the answer sir!

[Nyezhov]

So, it's not just me, then. She has a really unpleasant aura about her. Even compared to other bars. I guess, mamasans are never particularly savoury characters. To be fair, given a large part of their customers and bosses I guess they have to be of the monitor lizard kind. Anyway. Since I once complained (to be fair. A bit too openly for Thai standards) about having to pay 4 k + 1 k instead of the usual 3 k + 1 k she gives me the side eye every time I enter. Luckily RB5 is in my opinion one of those bars where most of the chicks only look great at first glance and I like Nana plaza specifically because I can take even a fifth glance before barfining if I feel like it. Hence I never really felt too bad about my situation there. But she has something about her that makes staying there rather unappealing. Even before "the incident".

Which one? OK picture this, you come up the escalator and the first Rainbow is on the right, third door in. I do that one. The Mamasan there is nice, she is just intimidating.

The Rainbow in the corner I never go to. It is all Asian.

I don't like the Mamasans in Geisha. The mamasans in Billboard are nice.

[Gabacho]

Applies to BB Anal as well.

Just use some vicks vaporub as lube, it has a menthol like cooling effect.

[Detwing1]

Applies to BB Anal as well.

Damn bro. Just spoiled my lunch reading that.

[Ignition]

I have been on the ground for over 10 days now and I have been to many of the gogos and beer bars and all three red light districts: Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, and Patpong. Here is what I have noticed about the gogos to have success. You can't just walk into a gogo and point to a hot girl on stage and expect all out GFE and an amazing night. Its not quite that easy. I have had better success when its a little later in the evening, as time winds down the girls will be more willing to go. Also, here is my best tip, get the girls who come up to you. They are the ones who obviously need your business and want to make the money. I am no longer going to even call a girl over. I am just hitting 3-4 gogos after 10 pm And waiting for one that I think is cute to give me a look and then come over to me. Once they sit down, if they start putting your hands all their tits and ass, then you know its on like Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Quest. Sadly, I may think 3 k Baht and 1 k Baht bar fine is now the standard. Some girls I have quoted me 5 k and I always decline and they drop to 3 k. Patpong has given me the lowest success rate. Soi Cowboy has been fun, but lacks the number of gogos of Nana. Nana is fucking wild and that whole street is a shit show. I saw some older tall ripped up Indian dude in tank top last night pulling girls. He straight up looked like Dhalism from Street Fighter LOL. The street even smells like a fucking cross between a chinese massage parlor, a chinese food restaurant and a sewer. If you look around the beer bars of Nana, there are actually some decent girls mixed in and they super fun to have a drink with. Only problem in the beer bar is all the waitresses will ask you for a drink. Just decline and they will smile and walk away.

I may be wrong on this statement, but I think some bars want to focus on Asian men. Try to find out which bars these are, and if you aren't Asian, then avoid them. Like I said, if a cute girl grabs your arm and pulls you into the gogo and sits with you, then that's the gogo and girl for you. I really like the music of Angel witch in Nana, but girls not that hot when I was there. Also the bar on first floor in Nana to the left as soon as you walk in has been good. Hope this helps some of you guys.

For anyone who has a drinking problem. Don't come to Thailand LOL. I have never drank this much in my life and its really starting to show LOL. Besides the girls, massages, bars, gym, and pool, what do you guys do to pass the time? I am really trying to not drink for a few days to focus on my health a little bit.

"Get the girls who come upto you" - you hit the nail on the head there. My best experinces have been with girls who are into me (atleast they pretend to).

Even in Soi6 pattaya if I choose a girl looking at her phone or is disinterested but I choose her because she is hot, 99% of the time she will squeeze the most out of me and will be a starfish upstairs. The best ones are who pull you in and get you a drink, cuddle, wipe your forehead etc.

Obviously you don't want to go with fuglies so in gogos just smile at girls who you like and they will come over and then you can work out how she is. I would rather go with a enthusiastic 6. 5/10 verus a starfish 9/10.

[MomoFarang]

ALWAYS make sure the girl hasn't eaten spicy food before giving you a BBBJ!!

Trust me on this one.

Applies to BB Anal as well.

[ChrisCross123]

Rainbow 5 has Fallen and can't get up.

What is the Problem. Nasty MamaSan?

So, it's not just me, then. She has a really unpleasant aura about her. Even compared to other bars. I guess, mamasans are never particularly savoury characters. To be fair, given a large part of their customers and bosses I guess they have to be of the monitor lizard kind. Anyway. Since I once complained (to be fair. A bit too openly for Thai standards) about having to pay 4 k + 1 k instead of the usual 3 k + 1 k she gives me the side eye every time I enter. Luckily RB5 is in my opinion one of those bars where most of the chicks only look great at first glance and I like Nana plaza specifically because I can take even a fifth glance before barfining if I feel like it. Hence I never really felt too bad about my situation there. But she has something about her that makes staying there rather unappealing. Even before "the incident".

[Banana Boi]

New pricing? Since when. I was there in June and still same same for me.

Yes I read you didn't get the 3500 quotes like I did. Guess they prefer old over my 3 remaining pieces of hair that I style in a groovy 70's combover.

I think next time I go to Thermae I'm going to wear elephant pants so the girls will think I'm a tourist. I want those 5000 quotes!

Which one is 5? Which is the first one you come to after the escalator? There is a girl there that gives the best BJ I have ever had.

The one with the big orange sign beside Rainbow 4. Don't hold me on this. I always get the Rainbow numbers mixed up. I just know which bar to go to first ie. follow all the Japanese.

[Vendelo]

Excluding the BJ bars, almost all of my pulls here are civies. A lot of Tinder hookups, etc, etc.

Something about the BJ bars that draw me in once in a while.

However, I do like to drop into Thermae once in a while just to see the show, with no intention of taking a girl.

Regarding dating in the USA, I don't live there anymore, and definitely have no interest in dating anyone there.

Thanks for the reply.

Agree with not interested in dating American women.

[FernandoAlonso]

Just say no like massage. They will be estatic. No need to pay more.

Less time with Sexpest is a Plus for them.

I agree but it depends on the venue. It is still Thailand and going with the flow is somehow important. As long as you do it in a nice respectful way you should have no problem. In a semi-legit MP I would not just drop my clothes and express loudly to skip the crap massage and just have sex. In the soapies, oiilies and so on of course no problem. Just saying, no offence intended.

FA.

[Vendelo]

Excluding the BJ bars, almost all of my pulls here are civies. A lot of Tinder hookups, etc, etc.

Something about the BJ bars that draw me in once in a while.

However, I do like to drop into Thermae once in a while just to see the show, with no intention of taking a girl.

Regarding dating in the USA, I don't live there anymore, and definitely have no interest in dating anyone there.

Thanks for the reply.

Agree with not interested in dating American women.

[UglyAzzMan]

Hello all you Thai experts!

I see a lot of videos with soapy massage services and beautiful girls inside. But since I hate massage, and since these ladies have no problem being nude and in contact with a man anyways, if I ask the girl to have just sex with me, normal sex, and skip all this nude massage nonsense, and pay her something more, would I have a change or not? What do you think?

Just say no like massage. They will be estatic. No need to pay more.

Less time with Sexpest is a Plus for them.

[TesterTester]

1 night in Bangkok. What should I do? Thermae again to see the same girls I saw 3 weeks ago or hit Nana Plaza where I haven't been for an eternity. Being a Pattaya gogo bar guy I made sure I was at Nana by 8 pm. Walking Street is already rocking at 8 pm but I guess Nana works on Jamaica time because even after the 8 pm bell sounds the clubs don't get going until at least 8:30 pm.

1. Rainbow 4. My go to Nana Plaza gogo bar. 130 non alcoholic drink. Tbh pretty disappointing likely cause I just spent weeks in Walking Street gogo bars. Japanese guy beside me called a girl off stage. Positive was the girl came right off stage unlike Pattaya. Negative is she gulped down her drink within a song then asked for another drink. When he said no she went right back up on stage. Maybe 2 girls lady drink worthy but after seeing the guy beside me get no action or time for his 240+ baht I figured I'd come back for them after if I didn't see anyone else at the other bars.

2. Rainbow 5. Dead.

3. Rainbow 3. Dead.

4. Billboard. Anyone who knows my posts knows I'm not a fan of this place. Since guys on here say it's a top gogo bar in Bangkok I figured I'd give it a shot. 150 non alcoholic drink. Still more Asians (more Chinese than Japanese though) than Farang. First group. Hey maybe it's not so bad any more. Some younger girls but most still late 20's. 2 in carousel group that in a pinch I'd buy lady drinks for. One approach me after she got off stage so I guess she saw me staring at her. I said no but she still sat down beside me. I kept thinking this place isn't too bad. Then it all went to hell. The reason why I despise this place so much. The next carousel group came on. It was full of girls too old, too bulky, etc. Maybe 1 girl was under 40 but she was the biggest girl there. Some Billboard fan will call me out on this but imo there were 2 who looked manly, 33 and 43. I think these are the same 2 girls who have been there for years.

I was going to leave but stuck it out thinking there may be a 3rd group but there wasn't. But before I could check bin and leave I feel a model grabbing my hand and dragging me over to the tub area. She grabbed my drink and bill with her other hand. Clearly this girl knew me and she did look familiar but I couldn't really pin point where I knew her from. So as I sat in pervert's row at the hot tub It hit me this was a girl I took from Thermae in 2015! Now with big bolt ONS but she still looked pretty good and at least under 30. I spent the next 90 nminutes or so goofing around with her. She only ordered 1 drink in that time as I told her I'd tip her rather than buy her drinks. Really fun time with someone I knew and got along with 9 years ago. Tipped her 1000 baht and left. I think she was surprised I didn't barfine her.

Apologies for not hitting Twister and other popular Nana bars but as usual "go with the flow" in Thailand and you will have fun. Don't get caught up planning on this and that. Never works out how it's planned.

I may be a bit miffed at Thermae these days with the new pricing but I'll still take it as an option over BKK gogo bars. The girls are MUCH younger and overall prettier at Thermae. I will revisit my newly found old friend at Rainbow next trip though.

I was in Nana after a long hiatus this review is quite accurate.

I also ended up in Billboard. They ladies looked masculine for the most part. But a few decent younger looking ladies. Perhaps 3 of them. I was disappointed so I left without bar fining or drinking with any of them. But it is a fun atmosphere.

[CaliGuy33]

So I got off the taxi as I was fed up with the traffic Jam as soon it approached the main road from the flyover, not sure how to explain, was walking back to my Hotel at Sukhumvit in the afternoon when it started to drizzle. So I just looked into a side street there seem to be some bar.

Some ladies outside approached me with the menu and she looked good, and it was raining and I was tired, so I said fine and went in. She asked to pay 300 at the Bar went up.

And then I realized that she was a lady boi. I was like fuck. I asked she was a lady boi and she avoided the question and asked what I want.

I don't know what came over me as I was a bit curious but I didn't want to fuck her so I said ok sucking.

Negotiated and she agreed since she knew I was caught off guard.

And I did opted for covered CBJ and man, wtf I didn't even feel the rubber. She was soo good and I actually came in a CBJ. First time in my life hahaha.

Now I am confused LOL.

I don't know what happened LOL. I even player with her silicon boobs. I was scared so I didn't let her remove panties LOL.

Any straight guy fucked a lady boy didn't feel any different than with a woman.

Fuck. I said it. But I admit it was one the better BJs of my life.

How much did the LB charge you for the BJ?

Is this the soi that has Wood Bar? When you turn on to that soi, the initial bars all have LBs that approach you.