Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

It is ok Brother Nyezhov. If that is what you need to do in order to calm your nerves I'l be you punching bag to help out with you mental health needs. I can take all the name calling just fine.

As Mr. T (A-Team) used to say: "I pity the fool"!

EverythingThai is funnier and a better writer. No matter what you do or say, you are and always will be an asshat.

Thank you for continuing to read and respond to my work. I have no problem with constructive criticism. Problem is your responses consist of nothing constructive and your criticism is nothing but ad hominem attacks.

[UglyAzzMan]

Is anyone reading the SUBs khrap. LOL. Hahaha.

[Nyezhov]

Here are a few words (don't know if it qualifies as a story) about Edward Tenderfoot (AKA: BBFS /40 Drinks) and Norman Hovhate (AKA: WHWMF). Two 70 year old expats living in Thailand who now occupy their time writing in online forums.

Since neither one can get their dicks up anyone Edward decided to become a fierce critic of anyone who even mentions the word condom in the forum all the while regaling members with stories of lavash spending on drinks, accommodations and prostitutes.

Norman has headed down a different path. He chose to be critical of anyone who disagrees with him in the forum, calling names and engaging in ad hominem attacks when ever he gets the chance. If someone details a personal preference that he disagrees with he is quick to tell them how he is completely happy with the choices he has made and implies or tell them directly that if they don't like the same things that he likes then there must be something wrong with them.

Lately Edward has taken his creative writing up another level. He is now writing long rambling stories of fiction designed to cause everyone else to be as bored in life as he is. Providing all the proof that I need that it isn't very likely that any of the non fiction that he writes has any basis in reality..

EverythingThai is funnier and a better writer. No matter what you do or say, you are and always will be an asshat.

[SubCmdr]

Here are a few words (don't know if it qualifies as a story) about Edward Tenderfoot (AKA: BBFS /40 Drinks) and Norman Hovhate (AKA: WHWMF). Two 70 year old expats living in Thailand who now occupy their time writing in online forums.

Since neither one can get their dicks up anyone Edward decided to become a fierce critic of anyone who even mentions the word condom in the forum all the while regaling members with stories of lavash spending on drinks, accommodations and prostitutes.

Norman has headed down a different path. He chose to be critical of anyone who disagrees with him in the forum, calling names and engaging in ad hominem attacks when ever he gets the chance. If someone details a personal preference that he disagrees with he is quick to tell them how he is completely happy with the choices he has made and implies or tell them directly that if they don't like the same things that he likes then there must be something wrong with them.

Lately Edward has taken his creative writing up another level. He is now writing long rambling stories of fiction designed to cause everyone else to be as bored in life as he is. Providing all the proof that I need that it isn't very likely that any of the non fiction that he writes has any basis in reality.

Personally don't believe either of them exists. I have invited Edward and Norman to come out from behind their computer screens. To stop being Keyboard warriors for just a moment and join me in my favorite spot or their favorite spot. They have declined. Reality would shatter their world view.

That is ok. I understand it. Only girly men behave in such a manner. Hiding behind their computers screens. Passive aggressive words written in safety. Never being willing to look another man in his face and speak strong words to him. Edward and Norman will continue to hide in the shadows. Like the two old man muppets in the peanut gallery.

Of course that just leaves one question: How you like me now? ROTFLMAO.

[SubCmdr]

I see our creative writer is back after a brief hiatus. I skimmed his latest installment of his short story fiction writings. Actually, I wish I could get a refund on my time, having better things to do than indulge in fantasy porn works of fiction. Here we go again LOL!

I said it's on by the way, I'm in the zone by the way
And you can call me Mr. SubCmdr by the way
I did it by the way, I was with it by the way
I talk it like I did it 'cause I lived it by the way - Young Jeezy.

[EverythingThai]

As the days turned into weeks and weeks into months, The Oracle's presence on the forum became increasingly omnipresent. His replies started appearing in threads that had little to do with his original persona. He would inject himself into discussions about the best restaurants, obscure local customs, and even mundane topics like the weather in Pattaya.

"Rainy season? More like a drizzle for The Oracle," he'd boast. "You amateurs wouldn't know real weather if it hit you in the face. ".

One day, a new thread appeared, titled, "The Mystery of The Oracle: Who Is he Really?" The forum buzzed with speculation. Some thought he was a seasoned expat, others believed he was a local with a knack for storytelling. A few even suggested he was a retired private investigator with too much time on his hands.

David, watching the thread grow, couldn't resist the urge to stoke the flames. He created a new profile, "TruthSeeker84," and began posting cryptic messages.

"I've heard rumors The Oracle never leaves his apartment," TruthSeeker84 wrote. "A man with so much time on his hands must be hiding something. ".

Another profile, "PattayaInsider," chimed in. "Word on the street is he's never even been to Thailand. All his stories are fabricated!

David, juggling multiple profiles, crafted an elaborate back-and-forth, each character with their distinct voice and perspective. As the debate raged, he meticulously quoted other posters, dissecting their theories with the same precision he used in his original posts.

"User1234, your logic is flawed," he wrote under the guise of PattayaInsider. "The Oracle's knowledge of Soi 6 can't be gleaned from mere research. It's lived experience. ".

Meanwhile, TruthSeeker84 would counter, "You're naive if you think someone can't learn everything about a place from the internet. Ever heard of Google Maps?

Despite the escalating drama, David's real life remained unchanged. His days were still marked by solitude and the dull hum of his computer. Yet, online, he reveled in the chaos he created, each post a testament to his dual existence.

As the speculation grew wilder, David decided to add another layer to his mystery. Under yet another profile, "PattayaPhantom," he posted a detailed, albeit convoluted, story of a secret encounter with The Oracle himself.

"One stormy night, The Oracle revealed himself to me," PattayaPhantom wrote. "he spoke of his vast knowledge, his unmatched prowess. But there's something he hides. Something dark and secretive. ".

The forum erupted with excitement and confusion. The more David posted, the more tangled the web of his identities became. He played the roles with such conviction that even he sometimes lost track of which persona was speaking.

One particularly astute forum member, "SherlockBKK," began piecing together the clues. "Has anyone noticed the similarities in writing style between TruthSeeker84 and PattayaInsider? Could they be the same person?

David, relishing the challenge, doubled down. He began responding with even more intricacy, quoting multiple posters in a single reply, using different accounts to both support and contradict each other.

"The Oracle has many faces," he wrote as TruthSeeker84. "Perhaps you've encountered more than one without realizing it. ".

In this endless cycle of deception, David found a strange sense of purpose. Though his physical world was confined to a single room, his mind roamed the streets of Pattaya, creating and dismantling realities at will.

The forum, oblivious to the true nature of its enigmatic member, continued to buzz with speculation and intrigue. And in his small apartment, far from the shores of Thailand, David smiled at the chaos he had sown, content in his virtual dominion as The Oracle.

[SubCmdr]

I am right much more than I am wrong. Not a sore loser but you appear to be a bad winner and a frustrated creative writer.

Enjoy your life my man. I most certainly enjoy mine. LOL!

Bus Bar anyone?

Alas, but I am also right about many other things. LOL.

[SubCmdr]

At subCmdr,

I wonder do you ever read back your posts prior to firing them off in an attempt to cut down on the contradictions you constantly make and also to cut down on the fact that you keep making a bigger idiot of yourself.

There are indeed citizens of certain Countries that don't need visas to enter Thailand but they do need 'permission to land and permission to remain'. This status is commonly mixed up and referred to as a visa by the common population in conversation. And 99% of people (you being in the other 1%) can comprehend this concept.

There are then Citizens of other Countries that need a 'visa on arrival' or when travelling from certain destinations Citizens of certain Countries can avail of visa on arrival as opposed to having to do a full visa application.

Then if you are from other certain Countries you'll have to apply for a visa and have it approved prior to travel.

If ever there was a case for the moderator to step in and ban a user from the forum, this is surely it.

Agreed.

Was a sick sick fuck wit, at the bare minimum you should take your post down and make a sincere apology.

You are a wise man!

I am waiting. LOL!

[Explorer8939]

At subCmdr,

I wonder do you ever read back your posts prior to firing them off in an attempt to cut down on the contradictions you constantly make and also to cut down on the fact that you keep making a bigger idiot of yourself.

There are indeed citizens of certain Countries that don't need visas to enter Thailand but they do need 'permission to land and permission to remain'. This status is commonly mixed up and referred to as a visa by the common population in conversation. And 99% of people (you being in the other 1%) can comprehend this concept.

There are then Citizens of other Countries that need a 'visa on arrival' or when travelling from certain destinations Citizens of certain Countries can avail of visa on arrival as opposed to having to do a full visa application.

The term you are grappling with is: "visa exempt".

US citizens do not require a visa for short visits to Thailand. They are visa exempt.

[PgReal]

There is no such thing as needing a visa to enter Thailand nor are VISAS issued on arrival.

According to this guy:

The part that I understand is that you have never been to Thailand

Every time I have entered Thailand, they have stamped my passport and it gives my date of arrival and length of time my VISA is valid.

If you have entered Thailand I want to look in your passport mother fucker. What does it say on the stamp they give you when you enter? If it does not say VISA it means that you have never even entered Thailand.

Stop being a idiot!

At subCmdr,

I wonder do you ever read back your posts prior to firing them off in an attempt to cut down on the contradictions you constantly make and also to cut down on the fact that you keep making a bigger idiot of yourself.

There are indeed citizens of certain Countries that don't need visas to enter Thailand but they do need 'permission to land and permission to remain'. This status is commonly mixed up and referred to as a visa by the common population in conversation. And 99% of people (you being in the other 1%) can comprehend this concept.

There are then Citizens of other Countries that need a 'visa on arrival' or when travelling from certain destinations Citizens of certain Countries can avail of visa on arrival as opposed to having to do a full visa application.

Then if you are from other certain Countries you'll have to apply for a visa and have it approved prior to travel.

[SubCmdr]

EverythingThia are you going to call me a "boy" too?

You have taken the term "Talking to yourself" to an all new level. Very entertaining though.

This is quite rich coming from our keyboard warrior who is frustrated who is really a frustrated created writer of fiction at heart.

On a humid evening in Pattaya, the expat community buzzed with its usual energy. Amid the throng of tourists and locals, there was a peculiar figure known only by his online moniker, "The Oracle. " His real name was David, but few knew that. David lived a life of solitude in a small one-bedroom apartment in a nondescript part of the world, far from the sun-soaked beaches of Thailand.

I find the majority of your posts to be less than entertaining and usually skim through because you are consistent with the following themes:

"I am a mac because I pay enough to get BBFS from prostitutes".

"Prostitutes be on my dick cause I am rich and I show it, bow down".

"I'm too good for Beach Road prostitutes; Those that use them are poor".

"I'm not a mother fucker even though I fuck mothers on a regular basis".

LOL

Play games with your prostitutes Mr. Thai I know everything. I am not the one! Still waiting of for you to back up your strong words via PM with action.

[Nyezhov]

You have taken the term "Talking to yourself" to an all new level. Very entertaining though.

Oracles just spout randomly.

[EverythingThai]

I see our resident dumb ass White Hoodie Wearing Mother Fucker is back, displaying his diarrhea of the keyboard with useless nonsense.

Yet here you are after taking a laxative. Tighten up your sphincter NyezBoy!

You have taken the term "Talking to yourself" to an all new level. Very entertaining though.

[SubCmdr]

Why do some people feel the need to shout at the top of their lungs or be repetitive to express their opinions on the activities of others they disagree with? We are all men up in here. That means: My time, my money, my dick, my call! Grown men going to disagree.

Do you guys enjoy talking about this? I'm asking because no matter what is discussed here in this thread, people will do what they want. Nothing said here will change that. To me, it seems like a bunch of guys discussing the dangers of going BB and trying to justify why they don't do it when in fact, they probably do go BB all the time. After doing so, they feel better advocating for safe sex in an anonymous sex forum to make themselves feel better. Why bother?

Wait, I will even go you one better. I bet you all want to go BB and you are trying to talk yourselves out of it by advocating for safe sex on here.

I say Nike "Just do it"

Do what you want.

[EverythingThai]

On a humid evening in Pattaya, the expat community buzzed with its usual energy. Amid the throng of tourists and locals, there was a peculiar figure known only by his online moniker, "The Oracle. " His real name was David, but few knew that. David lived a life of solitude in a small one-bedroom apartment in a nondescript part of the world, far from the sun-soaked beaches of Thailand.

David's life in Pattaya was purely virtual. He had never set foot in the city, yet he knew its streets, bars, and hidden corners better than most locals, thanks to endless hours of online research and Google Maps explorations. His domain was an online sex forum, where he spent countless hours weaving a tapestry of mixed-up, strange stories and playing multiple roles with different profiles.

"The Oracle" prided himself on his ability to challenge everyone in the forum. With a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for vulgar profanity, he would meticulously quote various posters, breaking down their arguments with surgical precision. "Listen here, genius," one of his posts began, "The Oracle has spoken, and your pathetic attempt at logic is laughable. Next time, try using that pea-sized brain of yours before you post. ".

David's favorite pastime was ridiculing other posters. When someone shared a heartfelt story or a genuine query, he would pounce, twisting their words and mocking their naivety. "Oh, did little Johnny get his heart broken again? Boo-hoo! Maybe try growing a pair before you step into The Oracle's realm," he'd type, a smirk spreading across his face as he imagined the reaction.

In one of his more elaborate posts, The Oracle concocted a tale of a wild night in Pattaya, filled with colorful characters and outlandish scenarios. "The Oracle, in all his glory, descended upon the infamous Soi 6, leaving a trail of awe and envy. Women flocked to him, and men could only watch in despair. The Oracle's charm is unmatched, his prowess legendary. ".

Other forum members, tired of his antics, often tried to call him out. "You talk a big game, but I bet you've never even set foot in Thailand," one user challenged. David, playing his part to perfection, would respond with feigned outrage. "How dare you question The Oracle's adventures? You couldn't handle a single night in my shoes!

Despite the barrage of negativity, David thrived on the attention. He meticulously crafted his responses, quoting multiple posters in a single reply to show off his extensive research and deep involvement in the forum. He relished in the chaos he created, the frustration he caused, and the weird, twisted respect he garnered.

Little did the forum know that behind the bravado and the bizarre tales was a lonely man in a one-bedroom apartment, his only connection to the world through the screen of his computer. David's life outside the forum was a stark contrast to the flamboyant persona of The Oracle. His reality was filled with solitude and monotony, but online, he was a legend.

In the end, David's true identity remained a mystery. He continued to rule the forum with an iron fist, his peculiar stories and vulgar challenges keeping the community on edge. For him, the virtual world was a stage, and he was its star, playing his role with unwavering dedication. And as long as the forum existed, so too would The Oracle, the enigmatic expat of Pattaya who had never set foot in the city he claimed to know so well.