Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

You would be safe. He came all the way from the ghetto in the USA to bang ugly African girls.

Nyezhov is straight out of Pulaski, Tennessee, USA. Pays good money for Thai girls to fumble with his limp dick. Colleagues of his favorite organization would not look kindly on his actions.

Can somebody please call the Thai Fire Department for me? I think someone is burning something on my lawn.

[UglyAzzMan]

Is our SUB special needs?

Seems he got me Mixed up with the Soi 6 40 drink legend. His description of me doesn't fit. The SUB must acquit.

[Nyezhov]

That makes two of us. LOL!.

Maybe so, but you can't do anything with them because you cannot even get it up anymore.

Thats not what your Mama says, boy.

Now go get all racial indignant you annoying ghetto trash.

[Nyezhov]

All the sub does is Rant. LOL. 500 baht. LOL. Hahaha. LOL. Hahaha.

Glad I'm not an Ugly Thai girl. LOL. Hahaha.

You would be safe. He came all the way from the ghetto in the USA to bang ugly African girls.

[SubCmdr]

Glad I'm not an Ugly Thai girl. LOL. Hahaha.

That makes two of us. LOL!. I'm sure you are quite comfortable being a UglyAzzMan. Puts you in good company with Nyezhov. Except that in his case you can add old.

Thermae is my main source of young hardbodies. I'm 70.

Maybe so, but you can't do anything with them because you cannot even get it up anymore. That is why you go around the world ranting in the other country threads.

[UglyAzzMan]

All the sub does is Rant. LOL. 500 baht. LOL. Hahaha. LOL. Hahaha.

Glad I'm not an Ugly Thai girl. LOL. Hahaha.

[SubCmdr]

Thanks CaliGuy for keeping it real.

Yes I don't get the purpose of ET's posts.

Same same. But ET has said he writes his posts to kill time during online meetings. So, there you have it.

I just skip over his posts the same way I do of UglyAzzMan, Forty, Raj.

Same Same. No reason to read anything he writes unless you need to learn how to buy 40 drinks in order to have sex with one bar girl or to read his personal opinions on his personal problems with Beach Road girls, or to listen to him talk shit to others while he shows off the amount of disposable income he has to spend on prostitutes. LOL!

[EverythingThai]

Yes I don't get the purpose of ET's posts. I just skip over his posts the same way I do of UglyAzzMan, Forty, Raj.

The name of this thread is Rants, Stupid Shit........... So that's what you will get if you read this thread. If you don't get the posts then no problem.

[SubCmdr]

Chocolate Girls 8 or 9 on 100 point scale?

Seriously?! You are going to make a statement like that when you have not even see the girls the OP is talking about?

To be fair I've been out 43 days. Maybe Africa sent in the Heavy Hitters to man Sukhumvit. Hahaha.

No, that does not explain it. Being a mother fucking punk ass ***** explains it.

[CaliGuy33]

You are right! EverythingThai is a much better writer of fiction than I am. My specialty is non-fiction. Informative posts filled with detail. It allows those who have not made the trip to sit on my shoulder during my adventures.

Bus Bar anyone?

Yes I don't get the purpose of ET's posts. I just skip over his posts the same way I do of UglyAzzMan, Forty, Raj.

[EverythingThai]

David, under the guise of The Oracle, continued to weave his web of influence and deception on the forum. His threads on Thai visas had cemented his reputation as an expert, but his true joy came from manipulating the community and challenging anyone who dared to oppose him.

One evening, inspired by his own audacity, David decided to take his tactics to a new level. He started a thread titled, "The Oracle's Truth: Fiction vs. Non-Fiction in Our Forum. " In his usual grandiose style, he wrote, "The Oracle has noticed an alarming trend. Many of you are spinning fictional tales, muddying the waters of truth. Let The Oracle separate fact from fiction. ".

The post immediately drew attention. Members who had grown weary of the forum's internal drama were intrigued by the promise of clarity. Others, still skeptical of The Oracle, saw it as another ploy.

David, through his various profiles, began to accuse specific users of writing fiction. "TruthSeeker84" posted, "I've been following User1234's stories for months. They're too elaborate to be true. The Oracle is right; we're being fed fiction. ".

"PattayaInsider" added, "It's time we hold these storytellers accountable. The Oracle's posts are the only reliable source here. He's been nothing but accurate and helpful. ".

He even used his lesser-known profiles to back up his main personas. "TravelGenius" wrote, "I've cross-referenced many of The Oracle's posts with real-world data. His non-fiction is a breath of fresh air in this sea of fantasy. ".

The accusations sparked a fierce debate. Long-time members and newcomers alike argued over the authenticity of various posters. User1234 and others who had been targeted tried to defend themselves, but The Oracle's influence was strong.

David capitalized on this by further positioning himself as a beacon of truth. He started sharing more vivid, detailed stories of life in Pattaya. "The Oracle recently spent an evening at the renowned Walking Street," he began in one post. "The neon lights, the thrumming music, the eclectic mix of people—this is the real Pattaya. My experiences are not fabrications; they're a window into a world many of you can only dream of. ".

His stories were crafted to be immersive, filled with sensory details that painted a vivid picture of Pattaya. He described the taste of spicy street food, the sounds of tuk-tuks rattling down crowded streets, and the feel of the warm sea breeze at night. Readers who had never been to Thailand found themselves transported through his words.

"You can't come to Thailand? No problem," he wrote. "Let The Oracle be your guide. Through my posts, you can walk the streets, taste the food, and feel the pulse of Pattaya. My non-fiction stories are your passport to this vibrant city. ".

David's strategy worked. Users who were unable to visit Thailand began to rely on his posts for a virtual experience. They praised The Oracle for his vivid storytelling and unparalleled knowledge. "The Oracle's posts make me feel like I'm right there in Pattaya," one user commented. "It's the next best thing to actually being there. ".

Seeing his influence grow, David decided to further blur the lines between his different personas. He used them to corroborate each other's stories and to sow more doubt about his accusers. "PattayaPhantom" posted, "I've been to Pattaya, and The Oracle's descriptions are spot on. Those who doubt him are the real fiction writers. ".

David reveled in the chaos he had created. The forum was now a complex web of truth, lies, and half-truths, all orchestrated by his deft manipulation. Users who had once been critical of him found themselves defending his honor, while those who were suspicious grew increasingly isolated.

In his dimly lit apartment, far removed from the beaches and nightlife of Pattaya, David smiled. His virtual dominion was complete. He was the master storyteller, the gatekeeper of truth, and the puppet master of a forum that had come to depend on his every word.

The Oracle's reign continued, his posts a lifeline for those dreaming of Thailand and a labyrinth for those trying to discern fact from fiction. And as long as the forum existed, so too would The Oracle, the enigmatic expat who had never set foot in the city he knew so well.

[SubCmdr]

EverythingThai is funnier and a better writer.

You are right! EverythingThai is a much better writer of fiction than I am. My specialty is non-fiction. Informative posts filled with detail. It allows those who have not made the trip to sit on my shoulder during my adventures.

Bus Bar anyone?

[EverythingThai]

The forum was now a hotbed of conspiracy and intrigue, fueled by The Oracle's relentless machinations. David continued to manipulate the conversation with his fake profiles, each one meticulously crafted to add layers to the narrative. His latest gambit was to turn the tables on his accusers, accusing them of fabricating stories just as he did.

As "TruthSeeker84," David posted, "Isn't it suspicious that User1234 always has these elaborate stories? Sounds to me like someone has too much time on their hands. ".

"PattayaInsider" backed up the claim. "I've noticed the same thing. User1234's tales are too perfect, too detailed. Almost like they're made up. ".

The forum members, already paranoid from months of The Oracle's manipulations, began to question everything. Even the most genuine posters found themselves under scrutiny. "SherlockBKK," who had been one of the most vocal critics of The Oracle, suddenly found himself in the crosshairs.

"It's curious how SherlockBKK claims to know so much," TruthSeeker84 wrote. "Maybe he's trying to deflect attention from his own fake stories. ".

David then switched to his "PattayaPhantom" profile, sharing an even more outlandish story. "I met SherlockBKK in Pattaya once. He seemed nervous, kept looking over his shoulder. Almost like he had something to hide. ".

The forum exploded. Members who had once banded together to unmask The Oracle now turned on each other, each suspecting the other of deceit. Threads that once discussed nightlife and travel tips were now filled with accusations and counter-accusations.

David reveled in the chaos. He watched as the seeds of doubt he had sown blossomed into full-blown paranoia. He started to weave his characters' accusations into their own backstories, further blurring the lines between reality and fiction.

"PattayaInsider" posted, "I've been here for years, and I've seen many fakes come and go. But none as persistent as SherlockBKK. He's been spreading lies about The Oracle to cover his own tracks. ".

TruthSeeker84 added, "Exactly. He's always quick to point fingers but never offers any proof. Classic deflection. ".

Even long-time forum members who had remained silent on the matter began to voice their doubts. "Maybe we've been too quick to judge The Oracle," one wrote. "What if SherlockBKK has been playing us all along?

As the forum descended further into mistrust, David continued to orchestrate the drama from his dimly lit apartment. He marveled at how easy it was to manipulate people when they had no face-to-face contact, just a screen and a keyboard.

One evening, as the accusations reached a fever pitch, David decided to drop another bombshell. Under his "PattayaPhantom" profile, he claimed to have uncovered a hidden message in SherlockBKK's posts.

"I've done some digging," PattayaPhantom wrote, "and it turns out SherlockBKK has been leaving clues in his stories. They all lead back to him being the real mastermind behind the fake profiles. ".

The revelation sent shockwaves through the forum. Members pored over SherlockBKK's past posts, searching for hidden meanings and connections. SherlockBKK, overwhelmed by the barrage of accusations, struggled to defend himself.

"You're all being manipulated!" he wrote in desperation. "The Oracle is the real faker here. I've been trying to expose him!

But it was too late. The web of lies David had spun was too intricate, too deeply rooted. The forum was now a battlefield of egos and paranoia, with no clear path to the truth.

David leaned back in his chair, satisfied with the mayhem he had created. In his small apartment, far from the bustling streets of Pattaya, he had become a puppet master, controlling the actions and emotions of people thousands of miles away. And as long as the forum existed, so too would The Oracle and his many faces, sowing discord and feeding on the chaos he so expertly crafted.


David, enjoying his role as The Oracle, decided to expand his influence beyond the confines of nightlife and local gossip. He began to position himself as an expert on Thai visas, leveraging his extensive research and knowledge of immigration procedures to present himself as an authority.

Under his original profile, The Oracle, he started a new thread: "The Ultimate Guide to Thai Visas – Ask The Oracle." In his signature boastful style, he wrote, "No one knows the ins and outs of Thai visas better than The Oracle. Ask your questions, and I shall enlighten you."

The thread quickly gained traction. Expats and tourists, confused by the ever-changing visa regulations, flocked to The Oracle for advice. David relished the opportunity to showcase his expertise, meticulously quoting official sources and cross-referencing previous posts.

"Visa runs are a waste of time," he declared in one post. "The Oracle recommends applying for a multiple-entry tourist visa before you even step foot in Thailand. Trust me, it's the only way to avoid the bureaucratic nightmare."

He would often use his other profiles to reinforce his claims. "TruthSeeker84" commented, "I followed The Oracle's advice, and my visa process was smooth as silk. This guy knows what he's talking about!"

"PattayaInsider" chimed in, "I’ve been through the wringer with Thai immigration. If only I’d found The Oracle sooner, I could’ve saved myself a lot of hassle."

To maintain the illusion of credibility, David frequently referenced obscure regulations and niche scenarios. "For those seeking an education visa, don't forget the Ministry of Education’s new rule on school accreditation. The Oracle's got you covered."

His detailed responses and apparent wealth of knowledge drew more users to his thread. Even those who had been skeptical of his nightlife tales found themselves impressed by his understanding of the visa process.

But as The Oracle's fame grew, so did the scrutiny. Experienced expats and forum veterans began to question his credentials. One user, "VisaGuru," challenged him openly. "You claim to know so much about Thai visas, but you never mention your sources. How do we know you’re legit?"

David, unfazed, responded with his usual bravado. "VisaGuru, your ignorance is showing. The Oracle doesn’t need to cite sources; his wisdom is unmatched. But for your peace of mind, here’s a link to the official Thai immigration website. Educate yourself."

Still, the doubters persisted. Sensing a new opportunity to sow discord, David decided to turn the tables once again. Using his multiple profiles, he began to cast doubt on the legitimacy of his accusers.

"PattayaPhantom" posted, "I’ve heard VisaGuru has been giving out false information to sabotage others. Be careful who you trust."

"TruthSeeker84" added, "Exactly. VisaGuru’s so-called expertise has been questioned before. Stick with The Oracle if you want the real deal."

The forum became a battleground of visa advice, with The Oracle’s supporters clashing with his detractors. Every time someone challenged his knowledge, David would meticulously research and craft a response that showcased his supposed expertise.

He even started fabricating stories of users who had followed his advice and thrived. "Thanks to The Oracle, my retirement visa was approved without a hitch," wrote "ExpatDave," another of David’s profiles. "This guy is the real deal."

Despite the growing skepticism, many forum members continued to seek The Oracle’s guidance. His detailed, authoritative posts provided the answers they needed, and his confidence was hard to resist.

In his dimly lit apartment, David reveled in his growing influence. He had become the go-to expert on all things Pattaya, from nightlife to visas. His virtual persona was far more successful and respected than his real self, a lonely man with too much time on his hands.

As The Oracle’s fame spread, David knew he had to stay ahead of the game. He continued to research tirelessly, ensuring his advice remained relevant and accurate. And as long as the forum thrived, so would The Oracle, the enigmatic expat who knew everything about a place he had never set foot in.

[Explorer8939]

T would appear that you are too. Just a different type of slot. LOL.

I resemble that remark!

[SubCmdr]

You wouldn't believe all the ladies who are slot addicts.

T would appear that you are too. Just a different type of slot. LOL.