Rants and stupid shit in Dominican Republic

[Oakie]

Why are there still dumb ass mother fuckers trolling me when I am half way around the world?

Mother fuckers coming over and posting shit in the Thailand threads and getting it deleted. Must have been some serious bullshit. Then we have the old ass mother fucker expats that have been trolling me from day one. Aren't they happy in their respective kingdoms? Dick don't work anymore so they cannot do all the threesomes they used to brag about? Their court jester quit? Didn't the bid they want for the next rotation? I don't know?

Fuck them! Two middle fingers up to fuck head punk ass bitches trolling me the world over

I don't tell anyone how to do anything. But I do post a lot with information that I have and it is current. They love it! Only a few have a problem with it. The reason they don't like it:

Relax Sudsy, you won't find me following your shit show around the world, LOL.

I stay in my own lane. No interest in going to the Big Box Store Pattaya Puta Pueblo. No challenge there for me. And anyway it's full of fucking racists from what you say, but hey the pussy is cheap so if you're happy I am. LOL.

I've only ever posted once in any other Forum other than DR. That was the Tokyo forum, when I asked if anybody is fucking those sweet porno queen JAV Idols. I'd be tempted to make a trip there for the culture as well as the pussy. But the brains trust told me they are off limits, but plenty of AMP's stocked by foreigners. Fuck that, I don't need to go half way around the world to get a rub and tug happy ending! LOL.

But I did have a young Japanese journalism student with a dual identity (journalism student by day, part time stripper by night) for two years. She spoiled me, did it all for me, posted about it here some time ago.

So always I've always had a yen for Japanese pussy. Still do.

[SubCmdr]

Why are there still dumb ass mother fuckers trolling me when I am half way around the world?

Mother fuckers coming over and posting shit in the Thailand threads and getting it deleted. Must have been some serious bullshit. Then we have the old ass mother fucker expats that have been trolling me from day one. Aren't they happy in their respective kingdoms? Dick don't work anymore so they cannot do all the threesomes they used to brag about? Their court jester quit? Didn't the bid they want for the next rotation? I don't know?

Fuck them! Two middle fingers up to fuck head punk ass bitches trolling me the world over

I don't tell anyone how to do anything. But I do post a lot with information that I have and it is current. They love it! Only a few have a problem with it. The reason they don't like it:

In fact the absolute worst thing about being here are my fellow Americans. The ones who do not look like me. I am farang dam. This is a certain type of farang that comes over here (and as always come over here) and simply do not like seeing farang dam in what they consider their personal playground. I present an example below of a post from the Thailand threads:

while I rarely go these days decided to go walking street 808 and saw a number of black travelers and it kinda shock be as I can remember when going there just say six years ago you have a few African Americans and some Africans mixed now there are several of them most of the younger than 40. My guess is these are former DR Colombia travelers that previously wouldn't go because of the long flight but that no longer deters them.

I have encountered more racism in the Thailand treads than I ever have in the entire time of posting here on ISG. For the first time ever I have had to put multiple people on ignore.

My life in Pattaya, Thailand is WAY better than it would be spending extensive time in the puta pueblo known as Sosua. Beach within walking distance, rule of law, the girls act right and fixed expenses at 1/3 of the costs. Details can be found in my User Blog. What is there not to like?.

I will stay quiet about the Dominican Republic. It is my rear view mirror. But if you live there you enjoy it! But I have a question, if your life is so good, then why you talking so much shit to a man who has not even been in Sosua for over two years? Nothing better to do with your time?

ROTFLMAO!

[Oakie]

2024 and how to use a ATM is still a subject of conversation. WTF is up with that?

Hey Sudsy!

How you makin out in your new home, Pattaya?

The biggest puta pueblo on Earth.

The McDonalds of the mongering business.

Hope the punters are appreciating all your advice on how to get laid in Thailand, LOL.

It's been pretty quiet around here, since you took your show on the road.

Don't be a stranger, eh?

Enjoy!

[SubCmdr]

2024 and how to use a ATM is still a subject of conversation. WTF is up with that?

[SubCmdr]

Mr. Worldwide of STD's himself👍

Yeah you're pissin in the wind when it comes to giving good sound advice in playing it safe sexually in protecting himself and others. He don't care. AT ALL. You're talking to a literal walking vineral diease aka Gabacho himself that gets a hard on eating and licking stds for breakfast out of a hoes twat🤮. Don't believe me, go and read his Havana, Cuba report. And Mr. Worldwide is back bareback 110 honeys😲. Thank God he atleast post some pics of the girls he touch so you know who to STAY AWAY from.

But hey if you like reading good reports of not giving a fuck about life and others as he'll spread and swim thru oceans of stds doing the back stroke likes Micheal Phelps going for gold at the Olympics, then he's your man👍.

P.S. To the moderater you can now put this in the safe sex section forum as I apologize for my outburst.

I think not only did he miss where to post this in the Thailand Treads, he missed it in the Sosua Thread.

BBFS is available but at the girls discretion.

I take it that BBFS is ok when it is Sosua but not ok when it is in Thailand. A place that Coolie High has not been to if he has ever been at all.

Tell your King Coolie High that I got two middle fingers up to him!

[SubCmdr]

Guess who's back, back again?
Wrx2005 back, tell a friend!

ROTFLMAO!

I strictly use Charles Schwab as a debit card as well.

[SubCmdr]

[QUOTE=AsianSeeker777;2945766]From good sources, repotal you tube guys not the creep cammers Orders From santo domingo a clean up of the area meaning hoes have to dress up keep moving, police from portou [plattaandothermeasurersallsocleaningupthebeggarsandhustlersanyvendorsonPCorDrrossenhastohaveanIDorworkpermit, fullcrackdownmabeythanksgiving! QUOTE]You are posting in the Sosua forum about sitting in the basement of your mothers house (that just so happens to be located in sex prison) watching you tube videos after beating off to porn.

[SubCmdr]

Second, you have to know what you want. That seems like a no-brainer, but you'd be surprised at how many guys go there looking for light-skinned spinners. They exist, but that's an appetizer, not the main course. Those guys should stick to SEA because they're in the wrong place. Sosua and the DR in general is about ass, I mean real ass, the kind that bounces back. If you don't believe me, just head over to Baileys and you'll see more BBLs in one place than you've ever seen in your life. Personally, I like big natural asses; the place has a good combo of both.

South East Asia is about more than just the hardware of the girls. The software of the girls in South East Asia is completely different. I will just say that they do not require the amount energy that is required to keep latinas in line. I prefer not having to expend the mental energy and effort. Even though I prefer girls who are athletic and fit over the one body part scenario.

Read previous posts on this board. There's a lot of great info. It won't take long before you figure out who gives good advice and who doesnt.

Truth, just do not stick to this thread. Hit the posting history of the individual making the post and she what else they have to offer in different parts of the Dominican Republic.

Stay away from online. You'll pay more and you don't know exactly what you're getting.

Here I disagree. You don't know what you getting. And I have had the occasional below average experience. But smart girls are not out in the hot sun. They are swiping away on their cellphone and working their fingers on WhatsApp. Besides many of those girls on the street are also working social media.

I found one girl I was chatting on Tinder outside of my hotel one day. We could not agree on price. But during a slow night about 2 AM she agreed to my number which was half of her number.

Do you speak Spanish? It doesn't have to be perfect, just manageable. It'll help in negotiating.

Speaking Spanish is key. Despite what our local vocal expat says about the matter, it does more than help you in Sosua. It allows you to explore when you get tired of the place. There is an entire county full of girls that cover nearly half the island of Hispanola. Learning just C level Spanish will enhance your experiences tremendously.

Don't sweat the negatives that do exist. Just handle them. Remember if this was not a middle-income economic country then the situation with the girls and prices would not exist. You alway get what you negotiate. I stay focused on the deal not the girl.

Sosua is a puta pueblo. It is the place to enjoy ratchet hos. This is not pussy cordon blue being served up. It is the Pica Pollo of pussy. LOL!.

Full Disclosure: I have not been to Sosua for 48 months. From what I read seems like not much has actually changed from my experiences. I moved there differently because I could. Seeing my regulars (who are still asking when I am coming back), referrals from a good friend (Shout out to Mr. Tempoecorto) and the occasional pick up from the street allows me to have the best time possible I can have in a sleepy beach town full of hos. It is walkable with a number of different cuisines available. For me it is nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

[SubCmdr]

In my opinion this forum is to discuss Sosua and information about what is happening here, not about why other places are better.

Not only do I disagree with your opinion, you opinion does not matter as the subject matter of the Sosua Reports thread is determined by what the Administrator allows to be posted to the thread.

I think it is personally acceptable to make comparisons. Your comment is like saying that you are having a discussion about buying a car but can only talk about Kia's and not about BMW.

You gave an excellent trip report. But a quick search of your posting history does not show a lot of mongering experience outside of Sosua. Not a criticism it just it what it is. I've hired prostitutes all over the world now and lived in the Dominican Republic, Colombia and Thailand. How in the world can I not make evaluations in light of my total experience with hiring prostitutes and living in several different counties.

Then you have posters that have such and investment in Sousa that they cannot stand to read anyone saying anything against the place. They launch into ad hominem attacks saying 'you ain't fucking' saying bullshit like "look it up" but then say they are not going to follow their own advice. All the while trolling just because someone does not agree with them. I have individuals who post on the site that know me. Even if they don't know me the know I exist in the real world. Makes my input hard to deny but attack like a rabbid pitbull they do.

Never hurts to broaden you experiences. Sousa served its purposes at one point for me also. But not it is more important as just a meet up spot to enjoy and reacquainted with friends I have not seen in a while. As I place to hire prostitutes, it leaves much to be desired. As a sleepy beach town, with many restaurants that is walkable it is excellent.

[SubCmdr]

Hey Brother Oakie.

You do you!

For me, your refusal to acknowledge that Sosua has problems is as weird as it get

started beef with me in the Thailand Threads and he has never even set foot in the Country. Why? He goes around to other country threads starting beef with others. Then tries to appeal to a higher level by claiming he lives at a higher standard.

You need me to post some his work again? Remember you said the internet never forgets.

You need to be a man and let a grown man defend himself after he stepped to me with his bullshit! Continue to be the exact same troll you complain about with your folksy wisdom that is really just some mother fucking bullshit. LOL!.

How you like me now?

No thanks! LOL.

Between fucking and spending time with REAL friends, I have no time to spend taking apart anonymous troller's rants about people they have never met, line by line.

I mean, a 5 part long drawn out rant on one of the legends of Sosua, CoolieHigh is a weird as it gets.

He's a gentleman, well loved by mongers, chicas, locals, who is missed by all when he's not in Sosua. Especially the mamasan at our local restaurant and bar, who cooks him up a a special meal when he's in town. He's also a family man. Who takes his obligations seriously, when he's needed.

The last time I saw him was when I left him in his beachfront condo in Cabarete with 3 chicas in his pool. One he brought down with him. I was invited to stay, but I can't keep up with his partying!

You're wasting your time dissing a REAL man in the arena! LOL.

[Oakie]

P.S. Hey King Oakie your boy CoolieHigh is not fucking. He is watching YouTube videos about Sosua. I'm just talking big shit to your punk ass in my spare time between fucks. LOL! Search my posting history *****!

No thanks! LOL.

Between fucking and spending time with REAL friends, I have no time to spend taking apart anonymous troller's rants about people they have never met, line by line.

I mean, a 5 part long drawn out rant on one of the legends of Sosua, CoolieHigh is a weird as it gets.

He's a gentleman, well loved by mongers, chicas, locals, who is missed by all when he's not in Sosua. Especially the mamasan at our local restaurant and bar, who cooks him up a a special meal when he's in town. He's also a family man. Who takes his obligations seriously, when he's needed.

The last time I saw him was when I left him in his beachfront condo in Cabarete with 3 chicas in his pool. One he brought down with him. I was invited to stay, but I can't keep up with his partying!

You're wasting your time dissing a REAL man in the arena! LOL.

[SubCmdr]

A recent Sousa video to show that the ladies are still plying their trade wether on the beach or on the streets LOL.

Has really come down to this? I feel sorry about people doing time in a USA Sex Prison. Instead of hearing I love you long time their hand whispers to their dick I beat you long time. LOL!.

If I had to watch YouTube videos about Sosua then even papa leche would sound good as fuck right now.

Ah, me so horny; Ah, me so horny; Ah, me so horny; Me love you long time - Me so Horny, 2 Live Crew.

https://youtu.be/bmSH7PZduYw?si=QyYOka07fRPs8q6r

P.S. Hey King Oakie your boy CoolieHigh is not fucking. He is watching YouTube videos about Sosua. I'm just talking big shit to your punk ass in my spare time between fucks. LOL! Search my posting history *****!

[SubCmdr]

Whoa there fella! LOL.

You make me laugh. LOL.

In you latest obsession with this "King of Sosua" business, you forget it was YOU that gave me that silly label. Years ago!

How can it be a recent obsession when both you and I know that I gave you that label years ago when you first started trolling me because I made posts in Sosua Reports thread. Look it up!

(The internet never forgets!

No it doesn't and when I quote your old posts you can run but cannot hide from your words. LOL!.

I keep reminding you there's only one King of Sosua, and that's dinero!.

Yes, you do. The internet may not forget but you often do. Because you constantly repeat yourself. The post you are commenting on that you made was not a Sosua Report. In fact I have not seen one of those from you for a long time.

Look it up.

No need to. I type 70 words a minute. I don't hunt and peck. You implication that I spend all my time responding to you on this obscure website is a spurious distraction from the discussion but par for the course for you.

It is all in good fun As long as those who do the clowning do not get butt hurt when they get clowned.

Setting up your own strawmen, then knocking 'them down may offer you some weird comfort, and a way to pass time without fucking, but it has nothing to do with reality! LOL.

No I am not fucking in Sosua. But if you think I am not fucking (look it up, didnt you say the internet never forgets) and that helps you sleep better at night, go ahead and keep writing that shit. Then after you are finished you can take some meds and have another one of your "threesomes" LOL!.

Back to Pattaya

Yesterday was OUTSTANDING. It was a two nut day. Slept well. But still woke up tired. Going back to sleep. But not before spending a few minutes putting that punk ass ***** Oakie in check. Tell your court jester Coolie High Hello, for me. Tell him to take off the short skirt and put down the pom poms. It is so unbecoming. Let him know that I have recovered from my psychotic break and that I hope he can get work release from sex prison soon.

I am at peace with myself and all others

[Oakie]

Another proclamation by the self appointed King of Sosua

Whoa there fella! LOL.

In you latest obsession with this "King of Sosua" business, you forget it was YOU that gave me that silly label. Years ago!

(The internet never forgets!

I keep reminding you there's only one King of Sosua, and that's dinero!

Look it up.

Setting up your own strawmen, then knocking 'them down may offer you some weird comfort, and a way to pass time without fucking, but it has nothing to do with reality! LOL.

[SubCmdr]

One other thing, I thought we had put to rest years ago.

Only way that could happen is if you believe your own hype that you are actually the King of Sosua and your declarations on this obscure website is law!

The KING of Sosua is DINERO!

Dinero is a tool.

The Queen of Sosua is PUSSY!

Also a tool. Used to get DINERO. The spanish word for pussy is toto this mother fucker cannot speak Spanish or English that well.

All other labels thrown around, and self appointed military handles notwithstanding.

Not aware of any.

Getting laid in a legal brothel, is not that complicated for most normal guys. It's not a military campaign where you need "intel", LOL.

The purpose of the forum is to share information. Intelligence means "information gathering". This mother fucker does not even know the meaning of words in the English language. Good enough reason for me not to listen to him.

Like driving, flying, crossing the street, or eating in a strange place, it can be dangerous, but most folks have no problem with it.

What we have here is a master of the obvious.

Best to avoid like the plague, those paranoid that see scam and rip off everywhere they go

And dumb ass ex-pats posting on obscure websites saying everything in Sosua is perfect.

They tend to find what they are looking for! And it can be infectious! LOL.

SMH.

Post quoted above has got to be one of the stupidest ones I've ever read in ISG in the ten years I have been posting here. Has noting to do with a Sosua Report. But actually is par for the course for the bullshit Oakie been posting up in here for years.