Pattaya Reports

[Shikhar10]

Don't you find it odd a Poster who knows everything is asking info for a Random provider. Esp from an E ast Asia resident.

Why is it odd?

He could have been looking for her for a variety of reasons other than a desire to shove his bologna into her juicy quim. Maybe she ripped him off or gave him some disease that turned his dick black thereby ruining his chances to ever get a quality hooker again and he wanted to have a conversation with her about her hygiene.

Or could it be love? Even the hardened hearts of the gutter crawling scum like us that frequent this board can be softened by the right woman. Was this the one for him? Did they have a spat and she said she was going back to Lao and now he's looking for her again? Are we looking at the beginnings of a romance for the ages, long lost love first met in a blowjob bar reunited after banging multiple Indian dudes? This could be a tearjerker!

I can confirm blowjob theory. I was one of Indian dudes 555.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Perhaps it is odd, but I'd be happy to share any information in my possession with a good contributor such as ThaiGoodTimes.

Thanks HorseTrader, I ignore all commentary from trolls like UAM or whatever his current variant may be.

As to my reason Nzeyhov, I was intrigued to see what Satyob considered great, given he had already shared the IG name I tried to look it up, only to find the name was wrong or incomplete.

Hence I asked for the correct name.

But like many things, having writ (typed), I have moved on.

[Nyezhov]

Don't you find it odd a Poster who knows everything is asking info for a Random provider. Esp from an E ast Asia resident.

He could have been looking for her for a variety of reasons other than a desire to shove his bologna into her juicy quim. Maybe she ripped him off or gave him some disease that turned his dick black thereby ruining his chances to ever get a quality hooker again and he wanted to have a conversation with her about her hygiene.

Or could it be love? Even the hardened hearts of the gutter crawling scum like us that frequent this board can be softened by the right woman. Was this the one for him? Did they have a spat and she said she was going back to Lao and now he's looking for her again? Are we looking at the beginnings of a romance for the ages, long lost love first met in a blowjob bar reunited after banging multiple Indian dudes? This could be a tearjerker!

[HorseTrader]

Don't you find it odd a Poster who knows everything is asking info for a Random provider. Esp from an E ast Asia resident.

Perhaps it is odd, but I'd be happy to share any information in my possession with a good contributor such as ThaiGoodTimes.

[UglyAzzMan]

Too late. She went home.

Don't you find it odd a Poster who knows everything is asking info for a Random provider. Esp from an E ast Asia resident.

[Nyezhov]

I found M club in a very different, it was not like other bars. Girls were way more hotter and sexier. Bar was pretty well done and had a very nice ambience to it.

That was probably the best Pattaya could offer.

Hence I called it classy.

Well if you put me in a room full of deformed freaks I'd probably be very different, even be the best of the bunch but nobody would ever call me good looking.

[Satyob]

Nice report. You ruined it tho by using the adjective "classy". Nothing "classy" about Patts.

I found M club in a very different, it was not like other bars. Girls were way more hotter and sexier. Bar was pretty well done and had a very nice ambience to it.

That was probably the best Pattaya could offer.

Hence I called it classy.

[Satyob]

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[Nyezhov]

Can you please provide her proper full IG name, with special characters, separators used.

Unable to find her by may zing, or a may zing, or anything like that.

Too late. She went home.

[Satyob]

Nice report. You ruined it tho by using the adjective "classy". Nothing "classy" about Patts.

I found M CLUB to be the most sophisticated place of Pattaya.

It is way better than many gentlemen clubs and gogo bars of Pattaya.

Ever the girls were hot and sexy, yet, very elegant and well groomed.

The standard was that of Bangkok and Phuket rather than that of Pattaya.

Hence called this place classy.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

*May. She is a lao.
I met her in a club jalwa (total shit show club)…
I had the best night of my life with this lady, she is a gem of Pattaya. She goes by the name of a may zing (ig). Tell her I (Alexa) gave her reference.

Can you please provide her proper full IG name, with special characters, separators used.

Unable to find her by may zing, or a may zing, or anything like that.

[Nyezhov]

I have been reading this forum for last 2 years, now its time to contribute.

I have mongering since past 3 yrs. Ventured in China, India (have explored new Delhi in & out), Vietnam, Kazakhstan & Russia.

I have been twice to pattaya in last 6 months.

I will mention the best establishments only / I shall mention the pros and cons also. My adventure was for 6 days and I tried many gcs, gogos & BJ bars.

Best gentlemen clubs (I like hands on action).

These clubs are nice for day time fun. They open at around 12 noon and close at midnight.

1) Club Sin. It is an experience in itself, nude ladies all around, 135 baht for a lady drink. Once you enter, you are in for a treat. Girls are average at most, but very eager to please. Just start ordering drinks for a girl and she will do whatever it takes to please you. You can get an demo blowjob and a lot of hands on action with the lady for 2 drinks. Full BJ will set you back by 800 baht.

I went for a full BJ with a girl and another girl just popped in and joined us. By the time I could have asked why, she just started licking my body. This was a heavenly experience. By far the best bj I have ever had in my life. With the second lady joining in, it became intensely kinky and fun.

Overall -go for an experience for sure, but not for hot girls. It has the best blowjobber in pattaya.

2) M club. A very classy experience, nothing voyeuristic but very classy. I found very sexy ladies in this club. Drinks are really cheap for 135 baht and 99 for a beer. Buy a drink for a lady and she will be eager to please, bj with a curtain starts at around 1000 baht. I tried a small petite girl named cha. She has skills and a nice body. St 2 k plus 1.5 bf.

Overall- go for a very classy & sexy experience.

3) Lips Honey -it is a real classic. The best bar if you looking for the girls who are eager to please. The worst bar if you are looking for sexy ladies. Ladies are 4-5 at max. You can just order one drink and the handjob would start, second drink the bj would start. Ask another lady to join in for a 50 baht tip. And she starts her magic, that too right in the bar without any curtains. That was an adventure.

Overall. Must go at least once, but not for hot girls.

Best gogo bars.

1) Playgirls-they have best girls in pattaya, real stunners and the most expensive lady drinks. Girls are sexy, but not very eager to please. This club does offer a hands on action. St is 3 k bf is 1.5 k.

2) Heaven above -don't miss it at any cost, it literally has everything one looks for in pattaya. Sexy girls / all topless / eager to please even after a drink / full hands on fun / arnd 20 ladies anytime /1000st & 500 room /150 ld. Must visit place. But its is quite crowded. Visit before 11 pm.

3) Kink / windmill. It is a nice & an expensive adventure with nice & sexy nude ladies on the 1st floor. Go for it it for a hands on sexy action with some hot ladies. They are quite eager to please. Don't go finding st sex. It is quite expensive. 250 ld /3000st /2000 bf.

Other gogos I found interesting were.

-Pink baby.

-Baccara (500 entry for Indians).

-Mirror club.

-Red and blue.

-Catch me.

Best freelancer of my trip.

*May. She is a lao.

I met her in a club jalwa (total shit show club) . She is a beautiful fun lady with a very very sexy energy in her. After just 15 minutes I asked her for the financials. She said it is up to you. She is a hot lady with natural big tits and a wonderful ass yet sexy bodyline. She has a very tight kitty.

The moment we went in to my hotel room, she took a range of toys and viberators out. She started with some drinks and a light music. Then followed by a erotic strip show and a lap dance followed by an amazing bj &sex. She is a crazy fucker, love fucking and getting licked.

I fucked her twice in the night & once in the morning (after she woke me up with a full fledged bj). Total damage 4 k. We had a blast. Heavenly experience. I cannot forget this my entire life.

I had the best night of my life with this lady, she is a gem of Pattaya. She goes by the name of a may zing (ig). Tell her I (Alexa) gave her reference.

Don't forget to get a Thai friendly paid membership before visiting Thailand. It is the most value for money option.

Nice report. You ruined it tho by using the adjective "classy". Nothing "classy" about Patts.

[Satyob]

I have been reading this forum for last 2 years, now its time to contribute.

I have mongering since past 3 yrs. Ventured in China, India (have explored new Delhi in & out), Vietnam, Kazakhstan & Russia.

I have been twice to pattaya in last 6 months.

I will mention the best establishments only / I shall mention the pros and cons also. My adventure was for 6 days and I tried many gcs, gogos & BJ bars.

Best gentlemen clubs (I like hands on action).

These clubs are nice for day time fun. They open at around 12 noon and close at midnight.

1) Club Sin. It is an experience in itself, nude ladies all around, 135 baht for a lady drink. Once you enter, you are in for a treat. Girls are average at most, but very eager to please. Just start ordering drinks for a girl and she will do whatever it takes to please you. You can get an demo blowjob and a lot of hands on action with the lady for 2 drinks. Full BJ will set you back by 800 baht.

I went for a full BJ with a girl and another girl just popped in and joined us. By the time I could have asked why, she just started licking my body. This was a heavenly experience. By far the best bj I have ever had in my life. With the second lady joining in, it became intensely kinky and fun.

Overall -go for an experience for sure, but not for hot girls. It has the best blowjobber in pattaya.

2) M club. A very classy experience, nothing voyeuristic but very classy. I found very sexy ladies in this club. Drinks are really cheap for 135 baht and 99 for a beer. Buy a drink for a lady and she will be eager to please, bj with a curtain starts at around 1000 baht. I tried a small petite girl named cha. She has skills and a nice body. St 2 k plus 1.5 bf.

Overall- go for a very classy & sexy experience.

3) Lips Honey -it is a real classic. The best bar if you looking for the girls who are eager to please. The worst bar if you are looking for sexy ladies. Ladies are 4-5 at max. You can just order one drink and the handjob would start, second drink the bj would start. Ask another lady to join in for a 50 baht tip. And she starts her magic, that too right in the bar without any curtains. That was an adventure.

Overall. Must go at least once, but not for hot girls.

Best gogo bars.

1) Playgirls-they have best girls in pattaya, real stunners and the most expensive lady drinks. Girls are sexy, but not very eager to please. This club does offer a hands on action. St is 3 k bf is 1.5 k.

2) Heaven above -don't miss it at any cost, it literally has everything one looks for in pattaya. Sexy girls / all topless / eager to please even after a drink / full hands on fun / arnd 20 ladies anytime /1000st & 500 room /150 ld. Must visit place. But its is quite crowded. Visit before 11 pm.

3) Kink / windmill. It is a nice & an expensive adventure with nice & sexy nude ladies on the 1st floor. Go for it it for a hands on sexy action with some hot ladies. They are quite eager to please. Don't go finding st sex. It is quite expensive. 250 ld /3000st /2000 bf.

Other gogos I found interesting were.

-Pink baby.

-Baccara (500 entry for Indians).

-Mirror club.

-Red and blue.

-Catch me.

Best freelancer of my trip.

*May. She is a lao.

I met her in a club jalwa (total shit show club) . She is a beautiful fun lady with a very very sexy energy in her. After just 15 minutes I asked her for the financials. She said it is up to you. She is a hot lady with natural big tits and a wonderful ass yet sexy bodyline. She has a very tight kitty.

The moment we went in to my hotel room, she took a range of toys and viberators out. She started with some drinks and a light music. Then followed by a erotic strip show and a lap dance followed by an amazing bj &sex. She is a crazy fucker, love fucking and getting licked.

I fucked her twice in the night & once in the morning (after she woke me up with a full fledged bj). Total damage 4 k. We had a blast. Heavenly experience. I cannot forget this my entire life.

I had the best night of my life with this lady, she is a gem of Pattaya. She goes by the name of a may zing (ig). Tell her I (Alexa) gave her reference.

Don't forget to get a Thai friendly paid membership before visiting Thailand. It is the most value for money option.

[Zahle]

Can someone please tell me what's the name of the gogo bar I was at in Pattaya, where angels came down from above, from the second floor, like opening of heavens gates, but with mechanical platforms?

[SubCmdr]

Maybe she'd rather earn 1000 B with someone she likes than 3000 B with someone like you. Even on Beach Road

1. I have NEVER asked for long time from a prostitute on Beach Road, Soi 6, Tree Town Beer Bars, Agogos: Windmill, Kink, Lips Lounge. Gentlemans Clubs: Kit Kat Club, Passions, Club Fate, Kinnaree or Freelancers from Thai Friendly. I hope that clears it up with everyone that I do not do Long Time.

2. Here is what I wrote:

Beach Road Girls are Short Time oriented why in the fuck would they go long time for 3000 when they can pick up 2 - 4 International Tricks in that time. Does not make good business sense. Even more if the International Trick is offering them 1200 THB for Long Time. LOL!.

My statements are back up by the following experiences:

I stand by what I wrote

I was talking specifically about girls on Beach Road based on personal knowledge shared with me by the prostitutes themselves and my friends hiring prostitutes on Beach Road.

The princesses standing under the palm trees that I have encountered have expressed to me that they are not interested in Long Time encounters of the most intimate kind.

My statements stem from spending an entire week on Beach Road with my boy during February of 2024. He likes long time. We fucked several of the princesses standing under the palm trees. Some of the same ones. He had absolutely no (zip, zero) success getting girls from Beach Road to come for long time.

There are two individual posters who have making statements that challenge the information I have provided that I have learned through experience. They have both made theoretical statements about the princesses on Beach Road. But neither one has actually posted about their experiences.

There is a thread in the User Blog section of the Thailand threads called: Pattaya Beach road girls. Within that thread I see no posts about the experiences with girls on Beach Road from the individuals challenging the information I am providing. Yet, if you look in that same user blog you will see posts that I have made about my experiences on Beach Road. Theories and postulations are great.

Does anyone have actual experiences that were different from mine?