Bangkok Reports

[SubCmdr]

By the way, I am aware of the use of Photoshop on fiwfans and TF and pretty much any dating or escort site.

I use my own photograph taken recently and rotate them to keep my Thai Friendly profile fresh. Those making certain insinuating suggestions should know I have NOTHTING TO HIDE! Do like I do. File a report! I have several of them made recently about my adventures in Pattaya.

You don't need to do all those fancy digital alterations. Of course that is what people do now who have not actual photography skill. Anybody ever seen a model that is not dressed up. Don't look a thing IRL like her photographs and I am taking about girls that have true natural beauty.

That is why I stay focused on the deal and not the girl and do my best to keep my COP (Cost per orgasm) below 1500 THB. At 1000 - 1200 THB condoms are optional for me. At that price point I simply ask if I can finish in their mouth if they want a condom.

I don't understand why those who are based out of Bangkok come into the Pattaya Reports Thread to spout their male bovine excrement.

You ruined it tho by using the adjective "classy". Nothing "classy" about Patts.

Well thank you for your opinion of Pattaya.

Now I will share my opinion of BangkokA polluted, land locked, concrete monstrosity, full of traffic to the point of gridlock, that is completely devoid of all character and has absolutely zero appeal to me whatsoever. I have made plans to spend the night in Kokbang more than once. But once I got out of the bus or taxi that transported me to that hellhole I made it my objective to complete the business I set out to accomplish and get the fuck up out of that *****.

Defamation and instigation indeed. I'll post as I please.

Yes and so will I!

[Allover]

Yeah, no. You and him can screw right off.

If I remember I'll respond to this about November 30 in the Rants section.

[Member #4813]

The location listed as Suk. 55 is Kokotel Dhara Dervi, if I remember the name correctly, and is far away from soi 33. Closest trainstation is BTS Thong Lo. It's 5 minutes with mototaxi from there.

It's by far the nicest fiwfans hotel I've been to, though that's only because all the others are two stars, or less.
Expect the girl to only have a vague resemblance to her heavily photoshopped photos though.

Werqweg, there is a Kokotel Dhari Devi in Changmai, but not in BKK. I found a Kokotel Bangkok Dheva Thonglor, but it is not near Suk 55. I tried to send the young lady a message on Line, but her LineID moves me onto a Telegram site and everything is in Thai. It was hopeless for me to try and contact her as I cannot not read Thai, and I gave up after a few minutes. It is currently 4 am in BKK, and she is not working, so maybe that is the problem. I will try a little later and see if I can message her and find out the name of her hotel.

By the way, I am aware of the use of Photoshop on fiwfans and TF and pretty much any dating or escort site. In fact, on the rare occasion that I put my own photo online, I do a little image manipulation myself. Sometimes, I use photos that are 10+ years old. I really do not expect better behavior than my own by the ladies, LOL.

[Houston Player]

Well in the olden days it was about how many items could be pulled from a vagina. Like 100 silk scarves, things that looked like double edged razor blades. Then there was the dart shooting trick. And numerous other things. Seeing it once or twice was enough for me. But she's never seen it and maybe wants to expand her tricks. I guess it was before your time. Do you know of another version or you were just catching up on what you missed?

The dart shooting of ballons from their vaginas and ping pong shows are still done at Long Gun in Soi Cowboy. Suzi Wong also in Cowboy used to have these shows too. But I haven't been in there in a long time so can't confirm if they still do. Long Gun is a definitely still does.

[Crazy4Thai]

What's your definition of Pussy Show?

Well in the olden days it was about how many items could be pulled from a vagina. Like 100 silk scarves, things that looked like double edged razor blades. Then there was the dart shooting trick. And numerous other things. Seeing it once or twice was enough for me. But she's never seen it and maybe wants to expand her tricks. I guess it was before your time. Do you know of another version or you were just catching up on what you missed?

[Extranjero]

Paid for premium subs for Tinder and TF.

Tinder not one single match in 3 days. Bumble and Badoo only 2 or 3.

ThaiFriendly hundreds of messages and loads of girls, however they keep asking ridiculous prices like 5000ST and 8000 LT, I pass on that.

Lastly, FiwFans only seems to have white girls with crazy photo editing, I can't find a single attractive girl with dark skin on there.

However, on the street in Sukhumvit I see stunning dark tanned beauties with foreigners. Then some Asian girl with miniskirts and hairy legs. I wonder where they had found them?

I don't go to clubs or bars because it is not my type.

It's almost as hard as getting a girl back in the states, and expensive too, so I can't understand the hype about Thailand.

And I am stuck here for multiple weeks.

[Werqweq]

Yeah, no. You and him can screw right off.

ElMexicant is one of the few genuinely funny posters here. Problem is if one takes what he writes seriously, rather than in jest. He was using the handle MP before, right?

[Werqweq]

I have always avoided Fiwfans girls because I only know about five words of Thai, and it seemed to me that just arriving at the girls apartment would be beyond my language skills. However, I was checking out the girls on tsgsideline and discovered that several of them listed an Sukhumvit 55 as their address (for example: https://tsgsideline.com/girl/namneung/). Sukhumvit 55 seems close to my hotel on Soi 33 when I look for it on google maps. In fact, it looks like Sukhumvit 55 is the Grande Centre Point Hotel. Is this possible?

Perhaps one of you BKK expats or frequent flyers could confirm if this is correct? If it is, I intend to give some of these girls a try. If not, I will stick to my usual mix of soapies, MPs and TF girls.

THANKS!

The location listed as Suk. 55 is Kokotel Dhara Dervi, if I remember the name correctly, and is far away from soi 33. Closest trainstation is BTS Thong Lo. It's 5 minutes with mototaxi from there.

It's by far the nicest fiwfans hotel I've been to, though that's only because all the others are two stars, or less.
Expect the girl to only have a vague resemblance to her heavily photoshopped photos though.

[Werqweq]

Do you remember the affiliation / agent for this girl or the line ID for this girl? The site is so confusing with the english translation unintentionally funny. Also the reviews seem to be copy paste across multiple girls.

[Deleted since person asking is someone who has contributed nothing but questions.]

[PgReal]

I have always avoided Fiwfans girls because I only know about five words of Thai, and it seemed to me that just arriving at the girls apartment would be beyond my language skills. However, I was checking out the girls on tsgsideline and discovered that several of them listed an Sukhumvit 55 as their address (for example: https://tsgsideline.com/girl/namneung/). Sukhumvit 55 seems close to my hotel on Soi 33 when I look for it on google maps. In fact, it looks like Sukhumvit 55 is the Grande Centre Point Hotel. Is this possible?

Perhaps one of you BKK expats or frequent flyers could confirm if this is correct? If it is, I intend to give some of these girls a try. If not, I will stick to my usual mix of soapies, MPs and TF girls.

Yes, there are loads of them based in the S 55 hotels. It's further than you probably think however all the same. If you aren't familiar with the area maybe go during the day the first time (during daylight), it's easy enough to go down the wrong way and it's certainly not as "touristy" as the Nana and S33 areas. I felt safe but would have been a bit wary if it had been night time, just as I don't know the locality.

If you have been a frequent visitor to MP's and TF's etc, then it's definitely worth a go just for the experience if nothing else, just enjoy the mystery of it. Not knowing what you'll meet behind the door haha! Just don't set your expectations too high, you might well get lucky.

[Member #4813]

I have always avoided Fiwfans girls because I only know about five words of Thai, and it seemed to me that just arriving at the girls apartment would be beyond my language skills. However, I was checking out the girls on tsgsideline and discovered that several of them listed an Sukhumvit 55 as their address (for example: https://tsgsideline.com/girl/namneung/). Sukhumvit 55 seems close to my hotel on Soi 33 when I look for it on google maps. In fact, it looks like Sukhumvit 55 is the Grande Centre Point Hotel. Is this possible?

Perhaps one of you BKK expats or frequent flyers could confirm if this is correct? If it is, I intend to give some of these girls a try. If not, I will stick to my usual mix of soapies, MPs and TF girls.

THANKS!

[Nyezhov]

Do you remember the affiliation / agent for this girl or the line ID for this girl? The site is so confusing with the english translation unintentionally funny. Also the reviews seem to be copy paste across multiple girls.

Dude that post was two months ago. RTFF for gods sake.

[Houston Player]

I never got back in the game after the pandemic. My girl and I were talking about old times and she wants to see a pussy show, but not in Pattaya. Is there still such a thing? I know that even years ago they had become somewhat "hidden".

What's your definition of Pussy Show?

[Crazy4Thai]

I never got back in the game after the pandemic. My girl and I were talking about old times and she wants to see a pussy show, but not in Pattaya. Is there still such a thing? I know that even years ago they had become somewhat "hidden".

[Nyezhov]

General Circumstances: Rain, rain, rain.

Hotel: Ruamchitt. $35 a night. Room very quiet, bed decent, maids pleasant, staff at Front desk wonderful, clean room, clean corridors, free water (bring a bottle), fridge, safe, furnishings the same as it was 20 years ago. Basic. 70's. Soap dispensers, bring your own toiletries. Pool fabulous. Breakfast mediocre, but fills one gut. If your goal is to go on a mongering mission as soon as the sun sets, its the place for you. Girls must leave ID. If you want a luxury room as convenient as this you will drop more cash at Sofitel or S15, or have to hike down the Sois.

Food: Nana Burger is God. Zeta Buffet at Holiday Inn, Phrom Pong, was mediocre. McDonalds at 3:30 am was a trip. Pizza Pala Romano was fab. If you like conveyor sushi, Sushiro was fun. Birra Quesadillas at Margarita Storm are to die for, Breakfast burritos not so much.

Weed Shops: Happy Cannabis in Bang Pho and Tao Poon, delivery, great pricing. Stonercorner (Sathorn Branch) great products and pricing, in emergencies, the seed place near Margarita Storm. Don't bother with the Premium stuff there. Don't buy on the street.

Nana General: The rain keeps the stench and grubbiness down. I did not go past Hooters. Deaf girls were sparse and ugly trannies prevalent. Schoolgirl was there on the corner near Stumble Inn wearing her schoolgirl red skirt. She was there on Friday and Sunday, her eyes were twitching like mad. Because of the rain, I used TukTuks alot, 100 baht got me one without hassle.

GoGos:

Twister: some decent talent but the layout there is atrocious.

Lollipop: Poor talent and aggressive ladyboy staff. AVOID. Total annoyance.

Bunny's: Decent talent, but the one I wanted put on weight. O well. There was another one that bears watching.

Geisha: Poor talent to my eyes.

Rainbow 5: Bursting at the seams with hotties. I got drink hustled by one just because she was so beautiful. My usual there put some pounds on, so Ill be back there hunting.

Billboard: Fabulous music, professionally run, decent layout, attentive non annoying staff, Man you on the big screen, hotties everywhere. My favourite club and I lucked out financially by the one I had my eyes on looking wore out. Tipped a few girls so they remember me.

Thermae: Packed with girls every night. Tons of girls next door types and skinny little tatooed things, had one every night, including one I saw sitting on the steps at 3 am. Your pricing will be 3 K, I had one girl ask for 5. If she would have been better dressed she would have been worth it.

Ladyboys are everywhere. I saw one that was so hot I couldn't take my eyes off of her, she was prancing up the street wearing vinyl. Amazing.

Ill be back in late Nov early December.