Pattaya Reports

[Nyezhov]

Hi friends,

I want to experience threesome. Where to find the hot girls to do that other than bars, clubs to save on barfine.

Thanks.

Viv.

Looking for a threesome and worrying about the cost of a barfine. Got it.

[SubCmdr]

Everything Thai,

How many of us have posted about threesomes in Pattaya? Why do we post if individuals are not going to read and learn from the information we provide.

Hi friends,

I want to experience threesome. Where to find the hot girls to do that other than bars, clubs to save on barfine.

Thanks.

Viv.

Everybody has their definition of hot. But you are not going to get top talent or experience if you have alligator arms. If you can do a threesome for 5000 THB you are at average price. If you can do one for 2500 you are doing excellent.

How?

Beach Road; Set it up in the bar or gentleman's club (on premises) with two girls that are into it and like each other; Thai Friendly; Four hand massage in a naughty massage place (on premises). This is not brain surgery. LOL!

Just a suggestion: RTMFF Vivphab and learn something!

[Vivphab]

Hi friends,

I want to experience threesome. Where to find the hot girls to do that other than bars, clubs to save on barfine.

Thanks.

Viv.

[SubCmdr]

How much should I plan to spend for a three-hour party like that?

Up to you!

For the individuals calling me cheap, I wish they were there to pick up my bar bill: 6700.

6700 THB does not include behind the curtain activities.

Here is what you could do. Rack of Tequila is: 800 THB. You buy five and get six. You can figure a rack of Tequila for each girl every hour. Then you just have your drinks and random LD like for the third girl who tries to join you or manasan.

When I go out (rarely) I go out to have fun. So I have an overall budget for the night and I just keep track of my bill until I have had enough fun or I run out of money. Which ever comes first.

[AlgoCreeper4]

2 things I was considering from night 2. #1 , and I briefly mentioned it, kinda weird having security and drink staff like right next to you the whole time at pinup-maybe because they sat me in the front row idk. Can you ask to not sit there? Bug again the lineup was holy shite hot girls. 2 staged full. But they aren't really making eye contact with customers or appearing to be having fun. #2 after walking home down beach road at around 10 ish I was kinda surprised by some of the beach road freelancers- last time it was pretty scary, but this there were some half way hot ones. So today I came back from Xanadu beach hotel after a one night stay. Not the best but right on Samae beach. Wicked ass thunder as loud as I've heard last night about 2-3 am. Check into Siam Siam for my last 4 nights. My first time here was only 5 days, I was obsessed with meeting her- the short cute girl at Roxy bar. She was busy and of off work. So for the first half of my trip this time I been trying to meet her / day off. Finally today I head down at 5 pm she's there. With customers. Looked like they were just bee hopping so I waited an hour and went back. Finally, after 2 trips to Thailand I got to see her! And wow. I'm so happy I was persistent and waited and went back. The bar fine at Roxy for 2 hours was 1000 baht. As she was riding me cowgirl she pulls out and squirted all over my face. I've only seen this in videos. Holy shit. Definitely hoping for round two with this one.

[Shoam]

Now I have not been around as long as some of the dinosaurs spouting their dinosaur excrement about me being a new poster. FYI, I have been here in Pattaya 024/007/365 for the last 15 months.


Although this is just my second high season last year I did not experience a single problem when it came to finding girls the entire time I have been here. Girl shortage my ass! Girls are turning 18 all over Thailand. A small portion of those girls are going to what girls have been doing for years which it seek out riches in the bright lights of the big city (CockBang) or the beach party time known as Pattaya.

Just because YOU cannot find the girls of your preference does not mean there is a girl shortage per se. I just means that you are personally experiencing a girl shortage based on narrow requirements you have established in order to find a prospective girl that you wish to hire as your prostitute.

I was in Maggie Mays (Soi Pothole) yesterday afternoon. The three girls (3) that I found attractive were all taken. That did not mean that Maggie Mays is a poor location or needs more girls. Club Fate was off the the chain. 20 girls up in the place and most of them were occupied most of the night. I had two of them with me for the entire time I was there (three hours) and a third often times trying to crash my threesome party on the couch. That is what happens when you are: Ballin like a (compound profanity redacted) pro and making it rain Tequila into the girls mouths so that they stay with you and naked the entire time. Girls notice who is making it rain and who got alligator arms and they behave accordingly. I have zero sympathy for those screaming about inflation and not being able to compete with the Japanese, Koreans and Chinese. Easy solution, pull your walled out and spend some money.

To my boy who introduced me to that location much appreciation and respect. It was an epic night!

How much should I plan to spend for a three-hour party like that?

[Explorer8939]

Spent some time in Maggie Mays today. Some of the top tier ladies weren't there, but there were still plenty of ladies.

Apparently, there is a new manager there, but he has an accent from Newcastle that I have trouble understanding.

Lots of nudity in the bar, if you have time and money, you can have a lot of fun.

[EverythingThai]

How many of the weekend farangs are Bangkok expats do you think?

It was a Monday night and I ran into an old friend from BKK on a day trip to Pattaya as well. Therefore, I would say there are quite a few.

[EverythingThai]

Maggie Mays Soi Pothole.

The night started at 3 PM. For anyone that follows some of the ISG drama, there was no sign of Pimple Pee Pee who already agreed to meet. The line up on this day was about 20, but not a good day for quality. It varies from day to day here. The place is now renovated, but for some reason, the bar is still the center of attention. I grabbed the best looking girl as soon as I arrived. Stayed here for about 3 hours shooting the shit with Sub and some of the other expats that were there, while at the same time playing with the girls tits and ass as we drank together. If you buy a rack of tequila, the girls get naked. However, the other girl that was nice was busy so at 6 PM we decided to move on.

Cheap Charlie's.

Stopped in here for a quick bite before moving on to the next bar. I must say the prices are so cheap here. Cheeseburger with fries and coleslaw 159 baht. However, as for the quality of the food, garbage is the only word that comes to mind. If you are drunk, it will fill your belly and that's it.

Cat House.

Stopped in here next. There were 3 ladies working here. Out of the three one was hot, one was ok, and one was ugly. All three slim though. This club is beautiful with red velvet seating and a really cool and luxurious vibe. However, not one customer and no music playing. We didn't stay.

Club Fate.

Sure fire place for outright dirty action. Sat down and the three of us chose 1 girl each and the drinks started flowing. Fucking around with the girls making out, feeling tits and ass and so on. Buzzin bar crawl came in and we got free shots. Then sub all of a sudden disappeared behind a curtain with his girl and about an hour later comes out with a big grin on his face. More drinks and more groping and making out and it was my turn. Off to the ST room for me. The rooms are huge and very nice. Great session 1500 baht plus the room plus tip. Wonderful girl. I then returned to the table to Sub with 2 or 3 naked girls all over him. It was like a gang bang with sub as the lone gunmen. My other friend had gotten extremely lucky and bagged the hottest girl in the place. However for some reason he never took her. But they were having a lot of fun fucking around. She was not there when I left for my session. It seems Club Fate now allows freelancers to work there and they come in around 10 PM. Fate opens at 6 and closes lates, where other gents clubs often close a midnight. I will remember thus for next time and come later.

Solo mission.

Left club fate to explore before getting my ride back to BKK, but ended up back in Maggie Mays Pothole.

Maggie Mays again.

Went back as I had to have the girl from here earlier. Took her to the ST room upstairs and busted make 2nd nut. Had to have that ass from before. 1500 plus room and tip.

After this, I checked out many places such as Wet 69, many places on LK metro, such as Unreal bar and kink, but I was not feeling it. LK metro seems very slow with many girls and no customers.

Lucky Nana Bar myth complex

I ended up in Lucky Nana bar after checking out Smile Bar and Sexy bar. Rang the bell for the crew there and ended up taking one to a ST room. 1500 plus tip for a drunk session in a ST room. I don't know how I busted this third nut lol, but I managed. Soi Bukao and tree town were also really dead with no punters and lots of girls. Only pink bar or something like that was short on girls. Only one left by 2 AM.

Caught my ride back to BKK at about 2:30. For those BKK mongers, just know that day trips to Pattaya are quite simple and easy. 1500 for my ride to and same on the way back.

ET Out

[SubCmdr]

Now I have not been around as long as some of the dinosaurs spouting their dinosaur excrement about me being a new poster. FYI, I have been here in Pattaya 024/007/365 for the last 15 months.


Although this is just my second high season last year I did not experience a single problem when it came to finding girls the entire time I have been here. Girl shortage my ass! Girls are turning 18 all over Thailand. A small portion of those girls are going to what girls have been doing for years which it seek out riches in the bright lights of the big city (CockBang) or the beach party time known as Pattaya.

Just because YOU cannot find the girls of your preference does not mean there is a girl shortage per se. I just means that you are personally experiencing a girl shortage based on narrow requirements you have established in order to find a prospective girl that you wish to hire as your prostitute.

I was in Maggie Mays (Soi Pothole) yesterday afternoon. The three girls (3) that I found attractive were all taken. That did not mean that Maggie Mays is a poor location or needs more girls. Club Fate was off the the chain. 20 girls up in the place and most of them were occupied most of the night. I had two of them with me for the entire time I was there (three hours) and a third often times trying to crash my threesome party on the couch. That is what happens when you are: Ballin like a (compound profanity redacted) pro and making it rain Tequila into the girls mouths so that they stay with you and naked the entire time. Girls notice who is making it rain and who got alligator arms and they behave accordingly. I have zero sympathy for those screaming about inflation and not being able to compete with the Japanese, Koreans and Chinese. Easy solution, pull your walled out and spend some money.

To my boy who introduced me to that location much appreciation and respect. It was an epic night!

[Banana Boi]

last night and I saw all the bars full of ladies <snip> Most bars had no customers.

If I only had 4 weeks to visit Thailand per year it would be mid-October to mid-November. Girl to guy ratio is the best. Girls starting to come back so full of energy. Why wait til February when girls are tired and would rather be anywhere but working.

Algo, thanks for your concise reports. Thank you especially for naming bars. Reports are so much more helpful if you name the bars.

[Nyezhov]

Well I was out last night and I saw all the bars full of ladies with the exception of Cat House, which was empty and they only had three ladies. Most bars had no customers. It was a Monday. So, I think my prediction is right. During the week, bars are very slow. Weekends they are busy. LK metro last night was dead, but still many ladies.

How many of the weekend farangs are Bangkok expats do you think?

[EverythingThai]

The ladies in my rotation are saying there is an uptick in customers now. And there is a shortage of new ladies coming to Pattaya.

The fly in the ointment is the excess of bars in Pattaya.

And there is definitely a lot more visitors in Thailand now. Last month, Suvarnabhumi had one Immigration hall open with short lines, this week, 2 halls were open with long lines.

Well I was out last night and I saw all the bars full of ladies with the exception of Cat House, which was empty and they only had three ladies. Most bars had no customers. It was a Monday. So, I think my prediction is right. During the week, bars are very slow. Weekends they are busy. LK metro last night was dead, but still many ladies.

[Mosquito2002]

Stepped into sexy to buy some drinks for a girl I wanted to meet. She was totally uninterested so I strolled down further. So hard to choose. Sat down at mods bar with a pretty nice looking lady and played some games of jenga- asked if she was available for bar fine. Same deal as cooters -500 for room 1,500 for lady. Sure it's a deal. Headed to my room and she stops" can not go here. Only 20 why /0 ! Apparently discovery doesn't allow 18 - didn't even know she was that young. So I settled for st room. Body incredible. Such a great booty. Took her to the night market and got her some food after. Still not ready to call it a night wanted to check out some agogos. It's only my second trip to Pattaya and I've never been to an agogo. Unable to find Sapphire I tried pin-ups. Holy shit. Sooo many beautiful ladies. Kind of weird having so much staff looking at you all the time though. Bought a few drinks for two little beauties who were very fun and flirty. Said BF was 2000 . Already at my nightly budget I sadly walked away. Wish I would've went there first. Tomorrow staying on koh larn to rest and recharge for the last 4 days in Pattaya.

Nice simple reports. Keep them coming, even info on your trip to Koh Larn would be nice.

[LittleBigMan]

Sapphire, just off Soi 15, corner is the Ice Bar? Where the poplar Bear at window, otherside is now Burger King.