Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[11Bravo]

To me, it was new (well, at least in the memory cells that are still accessible), but I'm sure to many it was a well worn path, Cherry massage, off of soi 22. Having done my homework, seemed to be a good candidate for what I was looking for today.

Checked the website's photos, and I know all about website photos, but they are a starting point. Perused the photos and captions, finding several candidates. Ranked the candidates, then sms'd to check on availability of Mind. PROMPT response, she was working today. Booked an hour. THEN (hey, it's been a long time what with regulars, age, failing memory, so a bit rusty), checked to see what an extension would cost. 50% more for 200 baht was a no-brainer, but... checked to see how many shots (what can I say, I REALLY am an optimist) allowed. Prompt reply, 2 depending on YOUR energy. Thinking I might not be quite ready for the Nana hotel (dinosaur boneyard) and thinking positive, if not fantasizing, re-booked for 90 minutes.

Easy enough to find. Walked in, asked if I had a booking, I did, paid the 2200 baht, and instructed to sit down and wait. Mind soon appeared, and the photos are accurate. Exchanged shoes for slippers and upstairs we went.

Rooms are small, but clean. Small room with bed, table, hooks for clothes; large shower, again clean. Mind was friendly (how friendly was she? Immediate DFK with some rubbing, and, gee, we weren't in a jam packed train). She showed me as she set the timer on her phone for 90 minutes. Stripped (the pomegranates shrunk, bra engineering, to some very nice pears), showered together, nice hot water, all the attentions one would expect, then on to the bed. Nice massage building up to... use your imagination, then rinse and... ... massage, and then... ...repeat. Yes indeed, that short soi didn't end in fantasyland but adventureland. To finish, a very nice massage. OK, maybe not Yama level (see below), but certainly more than just a few inept motions. It was quite nice and provided a nice use of the remaining minutes. WIR: Yes.

BTW: picked up a couple of real pomegranates (NO double entendre) from the supermarket, excellent.

[11Bravo]

Wanting a legitimate massage (WHAT? HERESY! STONE THE INFIDEL), and having an hour to kill, wanted a legitimate Thai massage. Last year, I'd visited Soi 55's Yama Herbal Massage, a short distance from the Thong Lor BTS station. In that vicinity, revisited Yama yesterday. Several middle aged ladies sitting outside. Perfect for my needs. Inside, 1 hour, 300 baht for Thai massage. The MAL (middle-aged lady) washed my feet, gave me a pair of slippers, and upstairs we went. Curtained room, she passed me the one-size fits all massage clothes (the pants, yes; the shirt, a joke). Changed, she returned, dimmed the lights, 50's-60's elevator music on the sound system, and gave a very nice Thai massage. TIT, wasn't quite legit. She nudged my crotch and asked if I needed a massage there. I declined; I have experts for that. She hid her disappointment (lower tip), but continued for the hour. Back to street clothes. Tipped her 200 baht. Nice way to kill an hour and did feel more relaxed.

[11Bravo]

Unless the stupid I think the working girls are fully aware of the culture of certain countrys which is why they have preferences. If they go with those they can learn quickly their behavior especially nowadays as most of their clients are from there.

Sure, in hard times, a provider may be pressed into accepting a more risky client. STILL, that's no reason to be blaming the provider for the surprise. Bad behavior is SOLELY on the customer.

[Noodle69]

Damn, guess mutual consent is an alien concept to some. Yes, I understand she's a working girl and you're paying her for sex, but IMO, doesn't give you the right to do ANYTHING YOU
want. Guess you're not man enough to ask her beforehand. I place you in the same category with the girl who steals money out of your wallet when you're not looking. "Well, you didn't say I couldn't...".

These entitled punters really give punters a bad name. When you're just a decent guy and she is so appreciative, really makes you think what the average customer is like...

Unless the stupid I think the working girls are fully aware of the culture of certain countrys which is why they have preferences. If they go with those they can learn quickly their behavior especially nowadays as most of their clients are from there.

[11Bravo]

I have 80% Success rate BB girls in room, I don't ask or say. When I am ready I do a little agressive move and slide my dick as quickly as possible.

For many its too late for her to say anything. Some will warn me before hand, condom kaaaaaaa, I skip them. Some will ask before the deed start " hab condom? ".

Its always hit and miss.

Damn, guess mutual consent is an alien concept to some. Yes, I understand she's a working girl and you're paying her for sex, but IMO, doesn't give you the right to do ANYTHING YOU want. Guess you're not man enough to ask her beforehand. I place you in the same category with the girl who steals money out of your wallet when you're not looking. "Well, you didn't say I couldn't...".

These entitled punters really give punters a bad name. When you're just a decent guy and she is so appreciative, really makes you think what the average customer is like...

[Kukooo]

Any word on Tara? Tara-Bangkok.com.

Everything looks great. My only concern is lady quality.

I believe Tara is high end Soapy massage parlor with club like facilities.

Prices start from 4800 THB to 34,400 THB for girls (according to online reviews and price cards).

[BHawk]

Any word on Tara? Tara-Bangkok.com.

Everything looks great. My only concern is lady quality.

[Kukooo]

Bangkok. Noon Massage. Neff.

Date & Time of Session: September 2024.

Location: Noon Massage Bangkok, 60 Sukhumvit Soi 18, Khwaeng Khlong Toei, Khlong Toei, Bangkok 10110, Thailand (https://maps.app.goo.gl/UriBuvVSw6K3DueS7).

Nationality & Language: Thai.

Name. Neff.

Contact - https://lin.ee/Nfbrl8Z (No official Website).

Age: Felt like early 30's, she said 25.

Face: 3/5.

Body: 4/5 -- Natural.

Height: Less than 5 ft def, felt too short.

Skill: 4/5.

Service: 4. 5/5.

GFE: 4. 5/5.

Price & Session Length: 3300 THB + 500 THB Tips (It was inaugural offer, now it is 4000 THB) for 60 Minutes Oil Massage.

Repeat. I did twice and had a very good experience.

Recommendation. Not likely, you need to warm her up with conversation and repeat for service to better.

Apologies for posting this late, someone gave me a covid like viral infection and I took more than usual to recover.

Like always, I try to start my trip with a positive experience and visit only places that I have been to previously.

For those who don't know Noon Massage, it is sister shop of MITU / SOAP Massage, their shop HENTHAI in the same place is reopened as Noon Massage in September. They were running a Promotional offer and I grabbed it.

Made my visit to the place around 7 in the evening, welcomed with a energy drink and shortly the girl picked me up from front desk and walked to room.

First impressions, the lady is short and she matched the pics or infact better.

Standard Process -- Undress. Shower with lady. Oil Massage. Foreplay - Sex. Shower and Bye!

Services offered -- French Kissing (not deep), Rimming, body licking, BBBJ and Covered Sex.

Lady had one of the softest lips I kissed in few years, felt smooth like butter. Natural handful boobs and flesh in the right areas topped by silky smooth skin.

Off the shower, asked to lay down on mattress (standard not nuru) and was given a B2 B oil massage with warm oil (No nuru at the time of visiting this place).

Gave a decent massage for short time and no complaints. Followed by really good body kissing and licking (back, neck, shoulders, ears, feet etc) and fantastic rimming. She definitely did her best, clearly enjoyed the process.

Asked if I wanted the Blowjob covered or raw, I opted Bareback, and no disappointments here as well. I was about to nut, asked to stop and grab a condom. Started in Cowgirl and finished in doggy, not great ass but decent.

Cons -- I for one feel lady was too short for me (5'11), she must be around 4"10. Shower part was funny that she was finding it hard to clean my face or shoulders. This one needs a little warm up, speaks almost no English and very shy. Once comfortable, the experience is much better.

TLDR -- Overall a decent experience considering the price I paid and the services that were offered. I walked out of the place happy and satisfied.

[AssKetchum]

What's the name of the girl and shop?

Maybe its Girlfriends Massage Sukhumvit 18?

[Gok66]

Walked in one weekday afternoon as I was already in the soi for some other purpose. Location is good in that it's at the end of the soi so quite discreet. Reception staff was good enough for me to call out specifically. Didn't rush or pressure me, showed rooms and explained stuff well. Saw the line up quickly and sent them away. Solid talent, some amazing bodies, but most faces weren't great. Asked for manager recommendation and went with it.

Girl: 22 yo (as claimed) , perfect body (if you're into petite / tiny). Boobs not big, but good for her size and compensated their lack of size through great shape. Face not great but not bad either. Braces. 0 fat 0 baby damage, tight vag and ass.

What's the name of the girl and shop?

[ShyBoy143]

Walked in one weekday afternoon as I was already in the soi for some other purpose. Location is good in that it's at the end of the soi so quite discreet. Reception staff was good enough for me to call out specifically. Didn't rush or pressure me, showed rooms and explained stuff well. Saw the line up quickly and sent them away. Solid talent, some amazing bodies, but most faces weren't great. Asked for manager recommendation and went with it.

Girl: 22 yo (as claimed) , perfect body (if you're into petite / tiny). Boobs not big, but good for her size and compensated their lack of size through great shape. Face not great but not bad either. Braces. 0 fat 0 baby damage, tight vag and ass.

Nuru: nothing worth mentioning, overall was good and she worked hard. I requested to move on after 20 minutes.

Service: I'd picked 100 minutes one girl jacuzzi which came with a free beer, 2 shots and cost 4300 (after they discounted 500). After nuru and clean up, moved to bed. Started BBBJ herself and was good despite no deepthroat. She was engaged, enthusiastic and energetic. Did several positions and ended first round inside CD while in doggy. Chatted a bit and brought up additional services. Unfortunately nothing was on menu (even after offering 3 k / name your price for covered A+). Second round was decent too, did a standing carry too, it was fun. Overall solid, but A+ with her body and tightness could have made it to my top 5 sessions ever. Gave her a generous tip, got a 5 minutes BJ in return.

I'll probably try 4 hands next time (about 6 k I think). Wouldn't go out of the way to visit here, but worth it if around.

[Werqweq]

No believe me I tried haha, she was cute and would shyly say no and giggle LOL. But when I tried pressing further the answer stayed the same sadly. Didn't want to give off the impression that no means yes I guess so I backed off. Do you know anyplace that might have girls that match her description? BKK is not like how I first experienced it in 2016 LOL.

I thought the girl named Cookie, working at the same place was cute. 19 year old, cute, petite, don't remember any tattoos, though not sure about her english.

[JohnnyBoy3212]

That must be a different receptionist from the one who worked there the two times I visited in September. Did you tell the girl you wanted her? If the receptionist / mamasan is a fun girl I sometimes joke with her that I want her, not the other girls. Usually they joke back, and we both know it's a joke, but sometimes I'm pretty sure they'd go with me, now or later in private if nobody could step in for them at the moment.

So: just try asking her, in a manner that does not make it sound like you're joking, as there are probably a lot of guys joking with her about that all the time. If she says no, and you really want her, you could try offering her double of the usual price and see what happens.

Often the receptionist / mamasan at these type of places is an older (30+) woman who perhaps worked as one of the girls before, and now is no longer young/pretty enough. Makes me wonder if the girl you liked was somebody working there with the other girls, and just stepping in for the usual receptionist who called in sick or was busy that day. She sounds more like the girl I took there the first time. Listed on the page as 20 year old.

No believe me I tried haha, she was cute and would shyly say no and giggle LOL. But when I tried pressing further the answer stayed the same sadly. Didn't want to give off the impression that no means yes I guess so I backed off. Do you know anyplace that might have girls that match her description? BKK is not like how I first experienced it in 2016 LOL.

[EihTooms]

Not a Good Move, mate, this: "I do a little aggressive move and slide my dick as quickly as possible. " An "aggressive move and fast insertion", your words, not mine, assumes that if you gave the girls enough time, like half a minute to realize what you are about to do, they (she) would or might say no, says it all.

Look, I like BB as much as anybody, but forcing or tricking a girl in bareback is just not the right thing to do. Here is what I recommend: go down on your girl at hand and when she is all wet and ready for you, slowly move up between her legs. Make your intentions clear, non-aggressive, and leave it up to her to say yes or no to BBFS. The alternative is to discuss it beforehand. Always be a gentleman. That is the key to long term success in this sport. Otherwise, you are just an asshole with a dick and karma is going to catch up to you sooner or later.

Whenever I choose the "go with the flow and see what happens in the room" approach to hopefully achieve my desired and required BBFSCIP result, there is often a moment or two where I am pretty sure that if I drop in "a little aggressive move" here and there, ignore all signs or even words of resistance to it on the girl's part and just forge ahead anyway to slip it in, my "go with the flow" success ratio would easily be up there with the self-described champions at it here.

In fact, I might not even recognize what is or isn't "a little aggressive move" from the girl's point of view that would put her on guard against doing anything that might end the evening with a black eye, fat lip, chipped tooth or getting kicked out with no money at all; an angry or impatient response to the way the taxi driver missed his turn, slamming the door behind us when we enter the room, barking an order to get on the bed, whatever. I remember reading a Field Report where the customer reached for the girl's throat because of something annoying she did in his room and wasn't getting to the sex fast enough.

That doesn't mean I don't get that some level of male "aggression" or let's say "assertiveness" is attractive and desired by women. I get that and have been fairly successful at it in my personal sexual relationships. But this is a P4 P arrangement. We aren't exactly talking about what does or doesn't turn on a girl on a date.

I am much bigger and stronger than the girl. I am essentially a stranger to her. She is in my room for the first time. She has probably had several experiences where it has gone very wrong for her. It is not even up to me to decide what she should, should not or would naturally read as "a little aggressive move" or a major and threatening one that could spell serious trouble for her in the next hour if she dares to balk or resist anything I am "going with the flow" and forging ahead to accomplish.

And, in my case, I enjoy it much more from the moment we take step one toward my room, all through our time in the room before and during the foreplay and sex when her participation beyond just popping open her legs is critical if I have already gotten a clear and unambiguous agreement to it upfront.

Consequently, the vast majority of the time I ask or tell the girl upfront what I want and need regarding BBFSCIP in order to pay her anything and accept her answer either way. No problems. No misunderstandings. And if I do feel positive enough about it without needing to hear the actual words of agreement upfront I will go about it as you described.

However, even going about it that way can still mean the girl will express real or feigned distress afterwards at my finishing inside when she supposedly "thought" I would pull out and rub out a finish instead. Yeah, probably to lobby for more money, a bigger tip. Which is why I am explicit about my idea of Real Sex meaning BBFS and Cum Inside Pussy and not just BBFS.

[QCryptic]

Not a Good Move, mate, this: "I do a little aggressive move and slide my dick as quickly as possible. " An "aggressive move and fast insertion", your words, not mine, assumes that if you gave the girls enough time, like half a minute to realize what you are about to do, they (she) would or might say no, says it all.

Look, I like BB as much as anybody, but forcing or tricking a girl in bareback is just not the right thing to do. Here is what I recommend: go down on your girl at hand and when she is all wet and ready for you, slowly move up between her legs. Make your intentions clear, non-aggressive, and leave it up to her to say yes or no to BBFS. The alternative is to discuss it beforehand. Always be a gentleman. That is the key to long term success in this sport. Otherwise, you are just an asshole with a dick and karma is going to catch up to you sooner or later.

Thank you to the last 2 commenters who have some decency. Personally I would say it is rape to stick it in raw without getting permission. Sure, sex is expected, but not raw.

The advice about going down on her first is the way to go, and has a high chance of success. Get her into it, then slide up so your right at her entrance and theres a decent chance she gives you the OK without even needing to actually ask the question. I do this routine and often get an implied OK to stick it in at this point. I typically stick to covering up though, but sometimes it is too tempting and little brain takes over.