Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Allover]

As for the other guy. Look at how he has compromised. What do you see here? Do you see the word "Mother fucker". No.

It appears SubCmndr has cleaned up his language. He still holds the distinction of being the first to use the word motherfucker in these threads and being the first to use those words repeatedly when addressing those that disagree with him. So he has comprised as you mentioned. But in the very example you listed he used the term oreo which is insulting and racist. And yet he calls other long term posters here racists.

Now if he would stop the bullying the Thai threads would be a better place.

[Explorer8939]

I got the picture a long time ago. They are hookers. What is there to debate about? Who cares if the hooker they are hiring has a boyfriend, husband, sponsor, lover, or girlfriend? Ain't no award (or discount) for only hiring single hookers.

And if you want to buy them expensive gifts without them even asking, as some guy just did for this Lao hooker, then go right ahead.

You are an experienced guy, but there area lot of newbies who believe "their" bar girl is different.

[Oakie]

Oakie Thailand Rant, Stupid Shit #3493.

Actually I did nothing of the sort Ship Captain Oakie. Quote it if I said it! Here are some of things I said:.

LOL.

Not so Sudsy!

Speaking the language of your host country is a great asset. I believe it is absolutely essential if you want to actually live there or do business there, or I couldn't live in DR without my Spanish language ability, but it's not essential to speak the local language to buy pussy in the world's puta pueblos, no matter how big or small they may be. And we were advising newbies, as I recall.

All you need for that is money, the universal language!

You are living proof of that!

LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

That's right guys, their relationship status changes sometimes as often as day by day.

Its also not just at Maggie Mays either. This shit is normal in every bar, every go go, every gents club, every beer bar, every massage shop and so on. You get the picture right?.

I got the picture a long time ago. They are hookers. What is there to debate about? Who cares if the hooker they are hiring has a boyfriend, husband, sponsor, lover, or girlfriend? Ain't no award (or discount) for only hiring single hookers.

And if you want to buy them expensive gifts without them even asking, as some guy just did for this Lao hooker, then go right ahead.

[Explorer8939]

Why didt you just say you were at Maggie Mays?

All the girls in there have baggage with Thai or Foreigners. One day they are single. One day they have a boyfriend. One day they are married. Next day they are divorced. Next day they have a Tom. Next day they go fuck a bar host. Then they fall in love with a tourist and try to have a long distance relationship. Then they go LT with a customer and screw it up. Then they move to China and cheat on their Chinese husband because he comes home from working once a month. They live unstable lives because they always need money for things. Pivoting from one direction to the next on a daily weekly or monthly basis. This is the big reason why most relationships with these girls can't work. You might have a chance if you meet one while she is is working for the first time and she just can't hack it.

By the way, that cashier you're talking about will be back with a Tom or be fucking one from a bar host club soon enough. The UK guy won't last long. She also used to work in bars for Koreans and Japanese and has also worked overseas. She is a classic example of what I just described. I could have fucked her many times, but decided against it. We even made a plan in advance once and then when I went in, I took one of the girls and pretended I forgot about it. If you didnt know already, she now works at Three ways..

Your information is a little out of date, but yeah.

Sub's contention is that his bar girls are different, none of them do as you describe.

It's time to roll out the two biggest lies in Pattaya:

"I no like Thai man".

"I no like young man".

[SubCmdr]

So who is right ? Sub or Explorer? They are both right and they are both wrong. Who can keep track of these girls anyways. Just nail them and move on.

You are the one right Everything Thai!

All the girls in there have baggage with Thai or Foreigners. One day they are single. One day they have a boyfriend. One day they are married. Next day they are divorced. Next day they have a Tom. Next day they go fuck a bar host. Then they fall in love with a tourist and try to have a long distance relationship. Then they go LT with a customer and screw it up. Then they move to China and cheat on their Chinese husband because he comes home from working once a month. They live unstable lives because they always need money for things. Pivoting from one direction to the next on a daily weekly or monthly basis. This is the big reason why most relationships with these girls can't work. You might have a chance if you meet one while she is is working for the first time and she just can't hack it.

[EverythingThai]

Concerning ladies working in Gentlemen's Clubs, they are the most likely to have boyfriends / husbands.

Sitting in a popular GC the other day, I knew about half of the ladies well. All of them have partners, except one, who dumped her Farang boyfriend and is making money now. There's another lady who doesn't speak English so I don't know her status. She used to hit Host bars, but claims she doesn't now.

One popular lady from last year actually retired with a Host bar boy half her age (his mother hooked up with a Farang who is throwing money at her).

A fair number of ladies from last year have been taken away by Farang boyfriends.

One lady who worked there last year got fired for fighting, and moved to another GC. She had been supporting two Thai boyfriends at that time, now she is down to one.

One bargirl in the GC has a Farang boyfriend today, but claims she is going to dump him.

A popular cashier who left last year had a long distance Tomboy, but changed to a Farang boyfriend who lives in England. She would come to my condo after work every Monday night to drink, complain about him, and then not fuck.

These ladies have a life outside of work at bar.

Why did’t you just say you were at Maggie Mays?

All the girls in there have baggage with Thai or Foreigners. One day they are single. One day they have a boyfriend. One day they are married. Next day they are divorced. Next day they have a Tom. Next day they go fuck a bar host. Then they fall in love with a tourist and try to have a long distance relationship. Then they go LT with a customer and screw it up. Then they move to China and cheat on their Chinese husband because he comes home from working once a month. They live unstable lives because they always need money for things. Pivoting from one direction to the next on a daily weekly or monthly basis. This is the big reason why most relationships with these girls can't work. You might have a chance if you meet one while she is is working for the first time and she just can't hack it.

By the way, that cashier you're talking about will be back with a Tom or be fucking one from a bar host club soon enough. The UK guy won't last long. She also used to work in bars for Koreans and Japanese and has also worked overseas. She is a classic example of what I just described. I could have fucked her many times, but decided against it. We even made a plan in advance once and then when I went in, I took one of the girls and pretended I forgot about it. If you didnt know already, she now works at Three ways.

It's all just too much for me to care about. I just go to Maggie Mays to fuck them. The decent ones anyways. The BF then gets sloppy seconds at the end of their shift LOL. I think you all know what that means right? That's if they have a boyfriend or Tom that day or not. That's right guys, their relationship status changes sometimes as often as day by day.

Its also not just at Maggie Mays either. This shit is normal in every bar, every go go, every gents club, every beer bar, every massage shop and so on. You get the picture right?

So who is right ? Sub or Explorer? They are both right and they are both wrong. Who can keep track of these girls anyways. Just nail them and move on.

So, now do you both understand? Who really gives a flying fuck if they are single or not.

[Explorer8939]

That is some deep shit you are kicking in to peoples eyeholes. Preach! Can I get a witness. This knowledge of the relationship status of all bar girls in Thailand has been bestowed upon the Bargirl whisperer.

May we please have a lesson in the pros and cons of Sponsorship of a Thai girl next?

You wanna fuck with me? Nah (compound profanity redacted) I fuck with you!

In other words, when faced with actual information, you have nothing to contribute.

Which fits right in with this topic.

My point in writing about Thai boyfriends is to help newbies who fall in love with the first bargirl they meet. If I can save one monger, it will have been worth it.

[SubCmdr]

I respect that you can use jedi-mind-tricks to get your prostitutes to tell you the truth.

But how do you know about the relationship status of the bargirls in Thailand that you have not paid to fuck?

Just last night, a girl that freelances hit me at 1:30 AM. I was busy and did not respond to her until 3:30 AM. She told me she was so bored and asked what I was doing. I was busy watching the red and green candles forming on my screen so I told her another time. This girl has told me she works in a Soi 6 Bar. But I don't consider her a Bar Girl because I did not Bar Fine her in order to see her.

When she comes over to see me she spends 2 -3 hours each time for short time. She does this at my price point. Everyone posting here on a regular basis knows exactly what that is, especially my critics.

We don't need to actually see a girl or talk to them to know what 1,000 baht gets you. LOL. Hahaha.

Well exactly what does it get me Raj Patela? I have not see pricing or a picture of a single prostitute you have hired in Pattaya.

You sound like someone posting from your mother's basement.

Posting from my mothers basement eh? My mother has been dead for years and she never had a basement in her home. I present this as an example of how fucked up you really are Explorer8939. What exactly made you write that statement? Then hide behind your keyboard when I invited you to join me at the Bus Bar.

Yeah, bar girls craving an orgasm from a customer. I get ladies claiming an orgasm after five minutes all the time. All it means is that they want to leave.

This is not my situation. My situation with this girl is more like this:

I feel the same way when a girl I am paying for sex has an orgasm with. I think should not have to pay. It occurs so often while they are being penetrated by my BBD that I would cut my booty bill in half. LOL!. Instead, it is probably consider by her to be more of a fringe benefit given by her client instead of having to endure the normal old fat ugly farang that makes her an offer she cannot refuse. SMH!

This girl will not leave until I give her a orgasm. Not of this sitting on my face shit the Explorer loves so much. No, this girl makes me put in work with my Big Black Dick until she gets hers. Will she get on top and give me a break? No, she want me to pound her into the mattress during missionary and go as deep as I can during doggie. I have honestly never been with a girl where I have to take breaks between fuck sessions with her in order to catch my breath. I also have never been this old either in my life.

This girl gets turned on by my excitement. Sometimes after our long sessions I'll ask why have you not come yet? She will tell me: Ive just been enjoying you. I tell her she better get hers, because this E-Ticket sexual Disneyland ride is about to end. As my excitement grows so does hers. To where she starts to cum just before I do. The noises she makes and her pussy contractions drive me over the top and makes me lose Ejaculatory control. I blow my splooge into her pussy!

The thing that is so remarkable about her is that she lets me rest and relax while am still hard in her pussy and lets me slowly deflate and slide out. She just lounges playing on her phone (enjoying her hip hop music) as my cum runs out of her. I got plenty of pictures of that.

I tell this story to let Explorer8939 know that everyone does not have the same fucked up mechanical sex as he does. That no not every prostitute wants to drink and talk and have girls sit on their face until they can barely breathe. Some of them like to put work in and really fuck! They enjoy the sex. Why he thinks that his experiences invalidate mine I do not know. But I see that he has stopped responding to me directly and stopped answering the hard questions I have asked him. Explore8939 needs to keep my handle out of his (compound profanity redacted) posts. He needs to stop commenting on the experiences of others and measuring them against his own fucked up encounters.

This girl comes to see me because she enjoys me. Let me remind all my haters: she comes over for my price point (which is substantially less than the price point she charges other Farangs). I am Farang dam. I am preferred. During after coitus pillow talk, she has scrolled through her phone and shown me pictures of her other Farang conquests, described the size of their dicks and told me amount of money they paid her. That number is always many times the amount of the money I slip into under her phone when she is in the shower or put into her purse.

Once again Explorer8939 you need to get off my dick and stop responding to me with your sweeping generalizations full of male bovine excrement. Brother I have seen your posts. You can be better than that! Lastly, tell me this:

How do you know the relationship status one all prostitutes' in Thailand that you have NOT fucked?

[SubCmdr]

Concerning ladies working in Gentlemen's Clubs, they are the most likely to have boyfriends / husbands. Sitting in a popular GC the other day,

Name of the Gentleman's club?

[SubCmdr]

Oakie Thailand Rant, Stupid Shit #3493.

Your denigration of anybody who doesn't follow your onerous advice on how important it is to speak the language of the place you monger!

Actually I did nothing of the sort Ship Captain Oakie. Quote it if I said it! Here are some of things I said:

Your ultimate tool is learning how to speak and understand Spanish.

Does the Sosua have the best beach in the Dominican Republic? No, not by a long shot! Is Sosua the only place you can hire a prostitute in the Dominican Republic? No, they are available wherever you look. If you can speak Spanish you can even goto Santiago, Santo Domingo or Puerta Plata and find them with ease (sorry I could not resist). LOL!

Oh, and just for the record I think Punta Cana is a much nicer place than Puerto Plata.

I don't know any real expats that don't speak Spanish. I went to one of the language schools in the one of the top universities in Santo Domingo to learn mine. Spent and still spend a lot of time socializing with Dominicans (not non Spanish speaking expats) and a lot of time the street and in barrios (soy tan barrio). And of course I learned a lot from the many posts here in ISG where people clowned me about my use of Spanish.

You see when you actually live here you have to do everything in Spanish. You conduct your entire life in Spanish. I speak so much Spanish my head hurts. I was even speaking Spanish in my embassy with my fellow countrymen. I think in Spanish and when I return to my country of origin I have to force myself to switch back to English.

Even if you just come here to monger, your experience will infinitely improve if you speak conversational Spanish. Just having the comfort to move about how you want when you want and be able to speak and understand in most basic situations will make you feel like you have the keys to the kingdom. If you have money you already have the keys to the pussy. Spend it how you like and get yours. That's what I do. Learn Spanish and take things to a whole other level. That's what I did. And think of all the other Spanish speaking countries where you can use your abilities also.

Ship Captain Oakie has once again used his creative writing skills to make an accusation that was deflected by me with ease.

How is my Thai?

Poor to non existent. Thai girls cater to an international crowd so it is much easier to go along and get along without being able to speak it. But the funniest thing is because Shit Captain Oakie does not know anything about Thailand. He would not understand that my inability to speak Thai limits my options. I cannot go into the country where very few speak English and function. I can do that with ease in the Dominican Republic because of my abilities in the Spanish language. My point has always been: learn Spanish and expand your options.

But there are and always will remain a minority of Sexpats like Shit Captain Oakie that will insist that others should remain dumb and option less like they are.

[EverythingThai]

Apparently once you go on moderation it is permanent. I happen to like Tiddies' posts. He has evolved (especially since he became UglyAzz Man) and he is better now than he was as GiannisGianni, Raj Patela, ChanChalupa, Tom Thumbs, Tim Timms, etc. There is nothing wrong with people who have a different posting style although your more traditional type of posts are invaluable. I find some different type of posts, like calling people motherfuckers, far more offensive and in greater need to be called out.

I would say that all these profiles contribute nothing of value to the forum. What is this forum all about may I ask? It is about posting about having sex with ladies and helping others. It is not about being jesters and making one off comments trying to be a smart ass. None of these profiles post content in the sense of the reason why this platform exists.

But since Mr. E is a (compound profanity redacted) it does not surprise me actually. Next thing I expect to hear out of him is that he identifies with Ship Captain Oakie and that OREOS are his favorite cookie.

As for the other guy. Look at how he has compromised. What do you see here? Do you see the word "Mother fucker". No.

[Explorer8939]

I should mention the one class of Thai ladies who don't have Thai boyfriends (in my experience, maybe yours is different): Agency girls. These are ladies who typically don't work bar, they sit in their room and wait for a booking (not the same as Thai Friendly, these are solid bookings).

Maybe it's the irregular hours, or maybe it's because ladies who work for an agency are serious about making money, but these ladies only play with Farangs. And the ladies who are successful at the agency do very well, and typically have wannabe Farang boyfriends.

Their only downfall is if they believe the promises that the Farangs make. Most are bullshit artists, sometimes unintentional, but the results are the same. So the ladies become jaded over time, and stop believing promises that smitten Farangs make.

[Oakie]

Pretty obvious that Ship Captain Oakie is the one obsessed with me. I am in Thailand writing about Thailand. Not trying to sell Pattaya to anyone. He knows it is his personal vendetta. I am playing by his rules: No free shots!

What Ship Captain Oakie does not seem to realize is there a group of International Tricks that enjoy moving around the world to different countries and enjoying what they have to offer. I place myself in that group and do not have to make a preference or a choice. I get to enjoy Thailand, Colombia and the Dominican Republic. When it comes to a sales program Ship Captain Oakie is the one selling the Open Air Brothel know as Sosua. Makes me laugh that he is now trying to take a conciliatory stance when it comes to me. Nah, Ship Captain Oakie, you have been tolling me for far too long. Now you are here in there Thailand threads trolling me. At least when I am in the Dominican Republic threads I am posting with 10 years of experience in the Dominican Republic backing me up and know what I am talking about when it comes to the subject matter. Ship Captain Oakie is here in this thread because he has nothing to add to the regular Thailand Threads. All he has is Rants and Stupid Shit to add to the discussion. LOL!

LOL.

I'm here because some brothers gave me a heads up that you are dropping your international guano about me in the Rant Sections of Thailand, Columbia, the Philippines, as well as the Dominican Republic. That a lot of butt hurt baggage you are carrying, LOL.

Under forum etiquette, and my own "no free shots from low life losers" rule, I'll post where the stench is coming from, wherever you are hiding. LOL.

So here I am, and I'll be in your face wherever you are posting your ranting crappola.

You can run, but you can't hide, Sudsy!

As for a "conciliatory stance", I submit for the record, your lame attempt at making up some of your own forum rules!

Posted by Sudsy, Post #188, DR Rants.

I am waiting for you to drop the beef. Let me have my say about Sosua and you can have your say. Then we both just leave it alone. But if you wish to continue, please go ahead.

It's a no brainer, even for you, Sudsy.

Leave me out of your multi-country flame wars, or you might be waiting a long. Long time!

LOL.

[Explorer8939]

Concerning ladies working in Gentlemen's Clubs, they are the most likely to have boyfriends / husbands.

Sitting in a popular GC the other day, I knew about half of the ladies well. All of them have partners, except one, who dumped her Farang boyfriend and is making money now. There's another lady who doesn't speak English so I don't know her status. She used to hit Host bars, but claims she doesn't now.

One popular lady from last year actually retired with a Host bar boy half her age (his mother hooked up with a Farang who is throwing money at her).

A fair number of ladies from last year have been taken away by Farang boyfriends.

One lady who worked there last year got fired for fighting, and moved to another GC. She had been supporting two Thai boyfriends at that time, now she is down to one.

One bargirl in the GC has a Farang boyfriend today, but claims she is going to dump him.

A popular cashier who left last year had a long distance Tomboy, but changed to a Farang boyfriend who lives in England. She would come to my condo after work every Monday night to drink, complain about him, and then not fuck.

These ladies have a life outside of work at bar.