Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

Intone: say or recite with little rise and fall of the pitch of the voice..

Actually no don't. I did not speak to you. I wrote the following. You simply did not chose to quote it properly. This is what I wrote:

This is a very good question.

This explains to me completely about the prostitutes you are fucking. It does not explain at all about how you are able to state with absolute certainly that you know the relationship statues of all the prostitutes I hire to fuck.

It is technically possible that none of your barfines have Thai boyfriends or husbands, but that would mean you're a fugitive from the law of averages. Given that you frequent GCs and Beach Road where most ladies live with Thai men, it's not likely that you are banging single women. Especially if you are barfining from GCs where I know the ladies.

Sometimes, a lady will come for drinks at my condo who is in mourning over some fight with her boyfriend, with the intent of drinking herself into oblivion.

One lady hit me up yesterday for such a session, but I'm not in Pattaya right now. She has a Thai husband who has a mia noi or two, and sometimes she gets sad about it. When she comes to drink, she gets to the point where she is open to doing anything.

The problem is her Thai husband works for the police.

[Explorer8939]

I don't have any doubts that SubCmdr has been to Thailand, even though he doesn't seem to know that large numbers of Farangs are living here with Thai wives.

He seems to be concerned what I do when I have 2 bar girls in bed, one who sits on my face, and the other who fucks me. Great fun, unless a squirter is involved.

Fortunately, SubCmdr has conceded that just maybe bar girls go with Thai men, so I think we are done with this line of conversation.

[SubCmdr]

It's all on your record, Sudsy, and If I wasn't busy living a real life, I'm sure I could dig up.

Liars and phonies forget that the Internet NEVER forgets! LOL.

Maybe if you continue your butt hurt worldwide rants at me (4 countries and counting) I may just find the time!

Ship Captain Oakie

I stand on my record.

But your musings are just more flapping of gums from an old disgruntled sexpat who lives in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua. I appears to me that you have nothing better to than to troll me here in the Thailand Rants Threads. The internet never forgets, but you with your declining mental acuity, well I can't be so sure. Cracks me up when people tell me they don't read my material but are supposedly familiar with it.

Quote it Ship Captain Oakie. Show me you can use the search function here on ISG. Takes seconds. LOL!

I am a peace with myself and all others

[SubCmdr]

The force is strong in him. Ha ha. I think Explorer's next post should be this:

All bar girls in Pattaya, a boyfriend they have, hmmm. Know this, I do, for a Jedi am I. Feel it in the Force, I can. Behind the tequila shots and lady drinks, attachments they hide. Deceive you, they will, with sweet words and butterfly tattoos. Trust them not, young padawan.

Walking down Walking Street, the truth you must see. Glitter and charm, mere illusions they are. Hidden, their farang sponsor or local boyfriend is, but the Force sees all. Believe in Jedi wisdom, you should, or end up broke and heartbroken, your path will be.

Pattayas way, this is. Careful, you must be, hmm. Always watching, the Force is.

Some of the best work you have ever put up in this Thread brother! Thank you for the deep belly laugh.

[SubCmdr]

Intone: say or recite with little rise and fall of the pitch of the voice..

SubCmdr intones:

Actually no don't. I did not speak to you. I wrote it. You simply did not choose to quote it properly. This is what I wrote:

My final point is to ask: Who comes to Pattaya (of all places) looking for traditional monogamous relationships? That is where Farangs get got. I personally don't think anyone is going to find that here in Pattaya. I don't want it and I don't offer it.

Are you really in Thailand?

There you go again!

You sound like someone posting from your mother's basement.

Are you seriously going to go there again. You have lost all touch on reality if you think I am not in Thailand reporting on the same venues that you go to. The Bus Bar? I have 540 RONs in Pattaya. I am not running around the world with Thai Girls in tow. This question shows how much of a (compound profanity redacted) you really are. It shows that your are truly intellectually bankrupt.

You don't know that there are 100's of 1000's of Farangs living in Thailand with Thai women?

I actually I do. But that isn't what I asked now is it? Once again, you are having real trouble with the comprehension of the English Language.

1. I said: Pattaya; 2. I said:traditional monogamous relationships. 3. Prove your assertions: that 100s of 1000s Farangs living here with Thai girls in traditional monogamous relationships.

You do realize that #3 is especially problematic for you since you are always talking about having to turn down girls who have Farang husbands or boyfriends. ROTFLMAO!

I'm not going further with your question because I suspect it's a windup.

The reason you cannot answer the question is because you either do not understand the question or the implications of the assumptions you have made about your fellow International Tricks visiting Thailand finally hit you. That is you have complete disrespect for them and you speak as a know-it-all with a superiority complex.

If you keep putting up your weak shit I am going to keep rejecting it like I am a top ten NBA shot blocker. Next time you step to me remember: I go hard in the mother fucking paint brother! If the purpose is to share information, then share it. Answer my questions that you have completely ignored or avoided.

[SubCmdr]

Intone: say or recite with little rise and fall of the pitch of the voice..

SubCmdr intones:

Actually no don't. I did not speak to you. I wrote the following. You simply did not chose to quote it properly. This is what I wrote:

Here you are dead on point with our local Bar Girl Expert. He still has not explained to me how he knows all there is to know about every prostitute in Thailand without ever fucking them or talking to them. I understand what he says about the ones hires personally. But Explorer8939 has never explained how he knows about the relationship status of the prostitutes that I hire. He says all of his prostitutes tell him the truth. All of my prostitutes are lying to me. How does he know this?

Jedi Mind Tricks?

This is a very good question.

Bargirls lie to me all the time. Sometimes, however, when a bargirl comes over and gets drunk, she will spill her guts about other ladies. I have been professionally trained in Competitive Intelligence so that helps in determining which stories are real and which are bullshit. It's not rocket science, however, when a lady tells me a story one week, and then a contradictory story the next. Sometimes a lady will get so drunk that her Thai boyfriend has to come take her home. Sometimes a lady will give me her personal Facebook page that shows her Thai husband. Ladies who travel with me give me their Thai ID, which shows marital status. The most important thing is that the ladies lie to save face, so the lies are not some elaborate cover story, it's just an impromptu statement so they don't have to say that they are fucking You but will go home to fuck their husband later.

This explains to me completely about the prostitutes you are fucking. It does not explain at all about how you are able to state with absolute certainly that you know the relationship statues of all the prostitutes I hire to fuck.

[SubCmdr]

Remember, guys, the purpose of this board is to provide information to one another.

This not the thread where we do that. This is: Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand thread.

Just before you can't use the information doesn't mean that nobody else can.

I am still wondering how you think telling us about your preferences for girls sitting on your face is useful for others. But to each their own.

SubCmdr claims he doesn't know that bargirls often have Thai men, but most of the rest of you do. So for you guys, it's like I'm posting that water is wet. But for the SubCmdr, it's a revelation.

Explorer you are full of male bovine excrement. Here is what I wrote:

In almost 18 months of hiring prostitutes in Pattaya. I have never had a single one tell me they had a husband or boyfriend of any type. Many of them are very comfortable being on their own and have no desire for either a husband or a boyfriend.

Now tell me Explorer8939, where does it say I "don't know that bargirls often have Thai men". Read what I write and quote it correctly. Stop trying to spin it order to try and make your opinion and experiences more valid than mine.

Finally stop with the passive / aggressive girly man shit and address me directly as a man. Quote my post accurately and we you gots no problems with me. I am at peace with myself and all others.

[Oakie]

I've been in this game for years. It made me an animal. There's rules to this shit. I wrote me a manual. A step-by-step booklet for you to get your two balls drained while many Baht remain.

Rule numero uno: Never let a thai bar girl know; how much dough you hold cause you know. They certainly use pussy against thee, drain your wallet; always careful must be.

Number two: Never let them know you next move. Don't you know International Tricks move in complete silence without violence. Take it from the newbie. Arrive at your venues unannounced and always much new wet pussy to pounce.

Number three: never trust what what a bar girl may say. She will lie every day to get the baht in play. She be making stuff up; to get that fast buck. Set the garden tool straight and let her know what's up!

Number four: I know you heard this before. Never get sprung just because you cum.

Number five: never let bar girl rest where you rest at. Even if she wants to pout; tell her out!

Number six: A bar girl wants want god damn credit, dead it! You think a bar girl be paying you back, shit forget it!

Number seven: this rule is so underrated, Keep your bar girl and your personal business completely separated. Bar girls and money don't mix like two dicks with no chick. If you choose to ignore this; Find yourself broker than shit!

Number eight: never keep big money on you. Those bar girls fucking you will steal your stuff too.

Number nine: should been number one to me. Two bar girls you don't know will bring you certain whoa. Threesome in my room is always a no go. Turn your head for a minute; you be left with nothing in it.

Number ten: A strong word called compassion. Strictly for freshmen, not for veterans. If a bar girl has a problem just say "hell no". She's only there to suck and fuck, rain, sleet, hail, snow!

Follow these rules you have plenty of pussy to bang up. If not, you might just wind up with a bad wake up.

Subcmdr-out!

I seem to have read that before, but it applied to DR chicas!

Either you plagiarized it, or I'll assume it was you!

So bottom line Thai hookers are the same as hookers everywhere! Grown men figured that out, eons ago!

I usually don't spend time reading you posts, except the bit that refers to me.

But there's a treasure trove of contradictory posts in your multiple forums, if one took the time.

Everything from fawning and flattering over your latest guru to trashing him, like a piece of shit.

DR is for cheap MF's and DR is too expensive, and DR is "both"!

Slagging off DR and singing its praises. Wouldn't live there! I recall you bragging about renting an apartment in Sosua, furnishing it with new appliances and its own independent energy supply!

Slagging off those that are too cheap to afford a Grande Jeffe to ride around in, to complaining about traffic gridlock in your Santo Domingo, to the benefits of not needing to own a car in Sosua.

It's all on your record, Sudsy, and If I wasn't busy living a real life, I'm sure I could dig up.

Liars and phonies forget that the Internet NEVER forgets! LOL.

Maybe if you continue your butt hurt worldwide rants at me (4 countries and counting) I may just find the time!

You are truly a "MAN FOR ALL SEASONS", Sudsy (look it up.

[SubCmdr]

I've been in this game for years. It made me an animal. There's rules to this shit. I wrote me a manual. A step-by-step booklet for you to get your two balls drained while many Baht remain.

Rule numero uno: Never let a thai bar girl know; how much dough you hold cause you know. They certainly use pussy against thee, drain your wallet; always careful must be.

Number two: Never let them know you next move. Don't you know International Tricks move in complete silence without violence. Take it from the newbie. Arrive at your venues unannounced and always much new wet pussy to pounce.

Number three: never trust what what a bar girl may say. She will lie every day to get the baht in play. She be making stuff up; to get that fast buck. Set the garden tool straight and let her know what's up!

Number four: I know you heard this before. Never get sprung just because you cum.

Number five: never let bar girl rest where you rest at. Even if she wants to pout; tell her out!

Number six: A bar girl wants want god damn credit, dead it! You think a bar girl be paying you back, shit forget it!

Number seven: this rule is so underrated, Keep your bar girl and your personal business completely separated. Bar girls and money don't mix like two dicks with no chick. If you choose to ignore this; Find yourself broker than shit!

Number eight: never keep big money on you. Those bar girls fucking you will steal your stuff too.

Number nine: should been number one to me. Two bar girls you don't know will bring you certain whoa. Threesome in my room is always a no go. Turn your head for a minute; you be left with nothing in it.

Number ten: A strong word called compassion. Strictly for freshmen, not for veterans. If a bar girl has a problem just say "hell no". She's only there to suck and fuck, rain, sleet, hail, snow!

Follow these rules you have plenty of pussy to bang up. If not, you might just wind up with a bad wake up.

Subcmdr-out!

[Oakie]

Hey come on. Give me a few more weeks with him and he will be praising Jesus Christ and saying he loves all people, even Oakie Ha Ha.

I am good, but not that good I think. Ha ha.

Oh, I don't know!

Circle jerkers have a lot of influence over each other!

Losers in life, who find relevance and self satisfaction in engaging in pissing matches with other mongers who don't share their unique divine wisdom, as laid out in reams of essays about how to get laid in a legal brothel, like it hasn't been done to death for thousands of years.

Wasted bandwidth that most sex tourists will never even see, much less follow, step by step. LOL.

Nothing new here on the subject, which can be reduced to a simple proposition.

"Johns/marks/mongers" buy pussy from willing hookers, who'll fuck anything for a price!

They'll travel halfway around the world for it! Then brag about how they get it cheap, free, by "making it rain", or plying them with gifts of Victoria Secret thongs!

Hookers will lie about anything and everything to separate a john/mark/monger from his hard earned cash! It's an art developed over thousands of years!

All you need is cash!

Not a User's Manual created by relative newbies, who think they are the first one's to figure it out! LOL.

Cut off the cash/gifts/liquor/entertaining, and if she still spends 2 hours fucking and blowing you, and listening to your Hugh Hefner philosophy, you have hit the jackpot! Winner!!!!

There are those that teach, and those that DO!

Bottom line! To each his own! One size will never fit all!

The rest is bullshit!

It was always thus!

[Explorer8939]

I have the opposite problem from blue balls, too many fucks per day.

Its a character flaw, I overbook ladies in Low Season.

[EverythingThai]

Guide to Avoid Deception, Written by Explorer aka Yoda:

Deceived by Thai bar girl, you must not be. Wise and cautious, one must remain. Hmmm. Learn from Explorer "Yoda", you shall.

1. Know the Game, You Must.

Business it is, not love. Thai bar girls earn a living through charm and companionship, hmm? Confuse not affection with obligation. Paid smiles are, often.

2. Control Your Heart, You Must.

Attachments avoid. Believe every word of sweet flattery, you must not. If "love" proclaimed quickly, hmm, cautious be. Love at first sight? Dangerous it is, especially in Pattaya.

3. Money, Guard You Shall.

Generous, not reckless, you should be. Requests for money, sob stories of sick buffalo, and school fees for children common these are. Investigate first, trust later.

4. Meet Her World, You Must.

Family meet, or friends she introduces, hmm? If excuses many, a secret life she hides, perhaps. Verify you should. Truth through actions, not words, you shall see.

5. Intentions, Carefully test

Work her own money she earns? Or dependent she becomes, quickly? Beware of "sponsors" she seeks, not partners. Genuine love seeks balance.

6. Learn the Culture, Wise You Shall Be.

Thai culture respect. Understand what is genuine tradition, and what deception tailored for tourists is. Study you must, or consult locals, you should.

7. Over-Trusting Early, you must avoid

Documents co-sign? Money transfer before marriage? A trap, often this is. Rush into commitments, you must not.

8. Observe Her Actions, you must

Honest her life is? Or lies you find, often? Check patterns of behavior. A Jedi sees through the Force of consistency.

9. No Jedi are You? Ask for Help, You Must.

Trusted friends, advice they may give. Expats experienced, forums, or locals knowledge seek. Pattaya is no Dagobah; murky waters filled with tricks it has.

Remember:

Fooled once, forgiven you are. Fooled twice? Clouded your judgment is. Be mindful, and clear your vision.

Stay wise, traveler. May the Force and common sense guide you.


And then:

Hmm a confession, Explorer “Yoda” must make. Though wise in words I seem, foolish in action sometimes, I have been. Invite them over to my humble condo, I did bar girls, hmm? Shared drinks, laughter, and stories, but blind I was to their cunning ways. Inside info, I gave, thinking myself their protectora White Knight, hmm? High and dry, left with blue balls and an empty liquor cabinet, I was. Deceived even the great Explorer Yoda can be. Learn from my mistakes, you must. Trust, sparingly give.

Humbled, Explorer “Yoda” is. Laugh at my folly, you may. Learn from it, you must.

[Explorer8939]

Remember, guys, the purpose of this board is to provide information to one another.

Just before you can't use the information doesn't mean that nobody else can. SubCmdr claims he doesn't know that bargirls often have Thai men, but most of the rest of you do. So for you guys, it's like I'm posting that water is wet. But for the SubCmdr, it's a revelation.

[Explorer8939]

I think Explorer might just be an "undercover white knight" he is the guy that gets the Maggie Mays girls and other working girls to come over to his condo to drink and then he listens to their problems and then they go away and he is left with a set of blue balls and an empty liquor cabinet. I have heard him talk about having many working girls come over just to drink. Something I would never do, but to each their own. That is how he knows some of these details I guess.




This is Just one of many examples. I think he enjoys it.

Common sense, if I overbook ladies, I can't fuck them all.

I won't say what the ex-cashier does for me, since one of her boyfriends might be reading here.

[Explorer8939]

SubCmdr intones:

"Here you are dead on point with our local Bar Girl Expert. He still has not explained to me how he knows all there is to know about every prostitute in Thailand without ever fucking them or talking to them. I understand what he says about the ones hires personally. But Explorer8939 has never explained how he knows about the relationship status of the prostitutes that I hire. He says all of his prostitutes tell him the truth. All of my prostitutes are lying to me. How does he know this?

This is a very good question.

Bargirls lie to me all the time.

Sometimes, however, when a bargirl comes over and gets drunk, she will spill her guts about other ladies.

I have been professionally trained in Competitive Intelligence so that helps in determining which stories are real and which are bullshit. It's not rocket science, however, when a lady tells me a story one week, and then a contradictory story the next.

Sometimes a lady will get so drunk that her Thai boyfriend has to come take her home.

Sometimes a lady will give me her personal Facebook page that shows her Thai husband.

Ladies who travel with me give me their Thai ID, which shows marital status.

The most important thing is that the ladies lie to save face, so the lies are not some elaborate cover story, it's just an impromptu statement so they don't have to say that they are fucking You but will go home to fuck their husband later.