Bangkok Reports

[ElMexicant]

If you are lucky to run into the short stocky African dude on Suk wearing a black cap, he can hook you up with an absolute 20 ish African gem. She was a 99% face and body match for Tyla. Just a tad darker. But still red boned. Small, bite size, and perky. Price, fair similar to a run of the mill Thermae girl. Saw her in Pattaya on another random occasion near the swing tree, -500 cheaper. Absolute wild cat in bed that swallows whole to the last drop. Allowed pics for some BonChon. So yeah, Don't be afraid of that "Hey bro, where you from" pitch by the Nigerians on Suk. Bawling like a MacBook Pro!

[Nyezhov]

And those weird photos are supposed to prove what? Are you just very humble or is there maybe a reason for why you didn't even pretend that you got laid by your ... "groupies"

Anyway, the Africans are upping their game by offering now half of their continent instead of just Tanzania. And quite a few of them are utmost stunners. They used to be my backup for if I can't find anything interesting in Nana - sadly this seems to be almost the rule now. Seems like Nana is becoming the backup. There's only one good club in that Plaza - I don't know why it gets never mentioned on here. Oh well, I do know - cause you guys just have no taste. I've several times checked out Billboard - there was literally never even a single lady I would have considered even taking money from for offering sex to her.

And Thermae - I franlky speaking don't even know why this place still exists.

Hunny Bunny BKK nothing new for months ... 7 Heaven according to their website menu also nothing new it seems for years..

Well we have to take your opinions with a grain of salt considering you find the African girls and ladyboys hot and the Thai girls not.

But to each his own.

[FriendlyGuyHi]

Love T-Ded 99..

Great report. Thank you for the intel. I'm eager to try it next week when I arrive in Bangkok.

Just out of curiosity. Do you happen to know if Rainbow Club Saphankwai is a similar establishment. It was featured in one of the Japanese language YouTube videos and it appears to similar in many ways. I was wondering if you'd ever tried it.

How long have you lived in Thailand?

[ChrisCross123]

That's what I love about these 5 star gyms in Bangkok. There are celebrities and models that are members. Since I am a regular, I get mistaken for one all the time. Yesterday, I was asked a couple of girls some workout questions and they thought I resembled some famous Tik Toker. There are always groupie girls looking to make a name for themselves. Very easy pickings if you have the know how and the fitness to match. Some come to even watch my daily Muay Thai workout. Had one just stand in front of me for minutes while I was running my 7 minute /1. 6 km. Not too bad for being a geezer. LOL.

And those weird photos are supposed to prove what? Are you just very humble or is there maybe a reason for why you didn't even pretend that you got laid by your ... "groupies"

Anyway, the Africans are upping their game by offering now half of their continent instead of just Tanzania. And quite a few of them are utmost stunners. They used to be my backup for if I can't find anything interesting in Nana - sadly this seems to be almost the rule now. Seems like Nana is becoming the backup. There's only one good club in that Plaza - I don't know why it gets never mentioned on here. Oh well, I do know - cause you guys just have no taste. I've several times checked out Billboard - there was literally never even a single lady I would have considered even taking money from for offering sex to her.

And Thermae - I franlky speaking don't even know why this place still exists.

Hunny Bunny BKK nothing new for months ... 7 Heaven according to their website menu also nothing new it seems for years.

I fear it's starting to show that Thailand is aging fast.

With a little time and effort I still find my fun but it seems this business is on a downward spiral.

The only sub-sector that appears to flourish is the one with the ladyboys ... to bad I'm only into ladygirls.

[Nyezhov]

There's only number 197 I personnaly think stands out in the line up so far.

Don't know what she looks like when she wakes up, but in the club I didn't see anyone better looking. Some of the others are not bad too, but so many elusive girls in that place. Too many avoid eye contact or disappear quickly once they finish their round of dancing.

So far I've met only drink hustlers with no ST in sight in that tiny shithole.

There was one that was so hot in there that I let myself be drink hustled. But I will say, that I did get one of the best blowjobs of my life out of there too so it's always worth a visit, especially because I go back with the staff a long time.

[Paolo99]

Hot girl at Rainbow 5. Mixed race. In 45 minutes she was approached by 5 guys. 5th one barfined her.

Quite a Hottie. No Silly Cones.

There's only number 197 I personnaly think stands out in the line up so far.

Don't know what she looks like when she wakes up, but in the club I didn't see anyone better looking. Some of the others are not bad too, but so many elusive girls in that place. Too many avoid eye contact or disappear quickly once they finish their round of dancing.

So far I've met only drink hustlers with no ST in sight in that tiny shithole.

[UglyAzzMan]

Went to Nana Plaza last night. Jesus, what a dumpy area especially compared to where my hotel is in phrom phong. The bts was packed like sardines at 10 pm. I went through basically every decent lookinggogo / bar in like an hour. From what I've read the minimum price here is like 5000 baht, which is waaaayy too much for the kinda girls being offered here. Nothing above an 8, even in billboard. Outside it was decent for the price at 2 k but I wasn't feeling any of the girls. Walked down to wood bar and got the best BJ of my life. This lady was deep throating me for 20 minutes and sucked the soul out of me. Best experience in Bangkok so far and only 1000 baht. Never orgasmed from a BJ before. Buncha degenerates on that street trying to sell you drugs. I hopped on the last bts back to my hotel and went to sleep exhausted. I'm a country guy so the hustle and bustle of this city is getting to me.

This guy isn't wrong. 1 K barfine and 4 k to girl is asking.

It's why Rainbow girls are not being barfined left and right like they used to be. It's more a Trickle now. One ugly Rainbow 5 girl said they are worth 5 k. Hahaha.

[Goatscrot]

I close my eyes and read that advice from you verbatim in my head since you've had the courtesy and decency to post it probably 50 times over the past 20 years.

LOL. It never ceases to amaze me the state some of these punters go looking for gals in. And they wonder why they are quoted extremely high prices and don't get good service.

[CCRider1008]

4 times in Bangkok and you didn't do nuru? Dude, you got to try it. At least once. It's okay just for the experience, but with you and the chick sliding around, getting a grip on her to fuck is always a challenge. I don't actually prefer it. But that being said, I don't think BBFS is standard under any circumstances in Thailand unless you know the chick, discuss beforehand, or it's a place like tulip where chicks can be known to do that from the jump. Some will do it, just bring it up with her and pay a bit extra. There's more places and chicks that will do that than people realize. It's just more cash is all.

Princess Massage in Phrom Phong will go BBFS, and I think that joint has 3 other sister shops where the chicks go back and forth. Most of them are amenable to bareback for more cash.

At my age, I'm really thinking about bareback. What have I got to lose? I'm so old already. By Beelzebub's balls I wish life would kill me already. There's nothing but anxiety and pain for me these days.

Yeah, I know it's a bit embarrassing not to have gone so far. Haha. Definitely on the to do list for March trip. Thanks for the tip on shop. If considering BB I'd recommend PREP. But you need to start 14-21 days in advance and 14 days after. Strong drug but I do it only trip by trip and do not stay on it year round. Cheers to everyone that answered this post.

[CCRider1008]

Pardon me for stating the obvious, but you do not have to drink what you bought every time. On the rare occasions I will tour through most of the nana or soi cowboy go-go bars looking for someone I like, I too will have to buy a drink of something unless it's just a quick peek inside. After a few bars, I'll be leaving most of my drinks untouched as I exit one bar and enter the next. Just think of the drink as a cover charge.

Good advice of thinking of drink as cover charge. Sunk cost as economists say.

[HkPunter99]

Pardon me for stating the obvious, but you do not have to drink what you bought every time. On the rare occasions I will tour through most of the nana or soi cowboy go-go bars looking for someone I like, I too will have to buy a drink of something unless it's just a quick peek inside. After a few bars, I'll be leaving most of my drinks untouched as I exit one bar and enter the next. Just think of the drink as a cover charge.

Yeah, and often times I'll just order a Coke, instead of beer or mixed drink. It's cheaper and I don't feel compelled to drink it. Plus, that way I don't get too drunk! LOL!

[ElMexicant]

That's what I love about these 5 star gyms in Bangkok. There are celebrities and models that are members. Since I am a regular, I get mistaken for one all the time. Yesterday, I was asked a couple of girls some workout questions and they thought I resembled some famous Tik Toker. There are always groupie girls looking to make a name for themselves. Very easy pickings if you have the know how and the fitness to match. Some come to even watch my daily Muay Thai workout. Had one just stand in front of me for minutes while I was running my 7 minute /1. 6 km. Not too bad for being a geezer. LOL.

[Nyezhov]

Pardon me for stating the obvious, but you do not have to drink what you bought every time. On the rare occasions I will tour through most of the nana or soi cowboy go-go bars looking for someone I like, I too will have to buy a drink of something unless it's just a quick peek inside. After a few bars, I'll be leaving most of my drinks untouched as I exit one bar and enter the next. Just think of the drink as a cover charge.

They have fabulous ice coffee at Billboard.

Pro Tip: Ice coffee takes longer to make. Allows more cheap charlie tendencies. Adds time to your drink consumption.

[Sychip1]

After a nice four nights stay in Pattaya, I took a 11:30 am bus to Ekkamai station in Bangkok for 131 be. From there it was a pretty easy walk even with luggage to the BTS station. A few stops later I got off at Asok station and walked the rest of the way to Ruamchitt Hotel which is right above Thermae Cafe. I booked this hotel for two nights for this convenience. *.

Compared to Pattaya, I didn't find as many opportunities for Thai street food in the Nana Sukhumvit area compared to where I was in Pattaya. In fact much of the area near Nana Plaza was middle eastern and Indian rather than Thai cuisine. *.

So I walked back past Ruamchitt and went into the big Terminal 21 shopping mall and on the 5th floor was this awesome food court called Pier 21 with lots of cheap but decent food. This is a food court similar to the one near the buses at the Bangkok airport where you load up a payment card and it gets scanned each time you order a dish. I liked this place so much I decided to eat here both my nights. I got free breakfast at Ruamchitt Hotel.

For my first night I simply went downstairs to Thermae. As expected I was directed right away by what I would consider as a rude staff guy to buy a drink. I ordered a pineapple juice
ok is certainly a very small sample size but I did do my best to report what I did experience over two nights. I'll be the first on admitting that this is way too short stay. I would have liked to try and out at least two different Thermae girls and at least one body to body massage with FS. I'll plan for a longer stay next time. *.

Decent report, definitely agree on Terminal 21. I remember once I had an 18-hour layover in Bkk, went straight to T21 ordered 5 meals (yes 5) and demolished them all. Street food is a lot better in Silom rather than Sukhumvit area.

Thermae girls have been quoting more than 3 k so it was good that you paid 2. 5 k. Some guys pickup girls for even less outside Thermae especially after closing but be very careful with ladyboys.

[Steve 9696]

Sorry to hear that about Billboard. When I visited last year it had really good talent, although you did have to sift through some 6-7's. Rainbow 5 had a decent selection too. I return next week so I'm eager to see how things have developed.

A question about Wood Bar. What was their lineup like? Older MILFS? Or are there some girls there in their 20's. Early 30's?

Good luck on the rest of your trip.

I liked WoodBar. As poster says top notch BJ. I had two and both were top five stuff. To my aesthetic there are pretty girls there. Or they have a few years but were pretty. There are 800 girls and 1000 girls. I didn't see that much visual difference and took a 1000 girl. I'm going to guess the 1000's have better skills? Dunno but it was fabulous.

I suggest you don't go straight for optics. That's not what you are there for. Pick a girl who is cute but maybe has a few extra pounds or extra years. You won't be sorry. Top world BJ experience and I've had a few.