Cabo San Lucas

[LicknItGood200]

Hit another spot near Lazaro Cardenas and Mechlor Ocampo. 45 ish sitting near the step. Decent bolt ONS and grande culo. We went upstairs and discussed an hour 1. 8 for FS. Face a 6/10 body 7/10 decent. BBBJ for a nice long time and then CG, Reverse CG and mish. Mish she squirmed (tight) and made noise. I thought she was faking so I asked her to be quiet and she didn't so I pounded and got a good rhythm letting up for a nice finish. Then just went wide open on her pounding when she screamed with joy. I blasted the same time and began to pull out when she said to stay inside. She was throbbing and wet.

Met a lady at the resort and she was making obvious eye contact with the men. She was 30 ish dark skinned and super friendly so I got her Name and number. I thought it would be the perfect fix as she was sexy as hell. I messaged her off and on for the next two days but never got an answer. Has anybody else ever had any luck at the resort?

[LicknItGood200]

Met two on a side street who were begging. Cute, hot one said 1. 7 he. I said no and began to walk so she yells at the other who stopped me talking about 1. 4 everything but I still left. She came and got me so I said wtf. Everything was cool but she was tight and I couldn't get a rhythm. She jumps up doing he gesture and we argue a minute. Unless you're rock hard and ready go for it but she wasn't having it and got mouthy. Very different than my previous report but lesson learned. LOL.

Hit another spot near Lazaro Cardenas and Mechlor Ocampo. 45 ish sitting near the step. Decent bolt ONS and grande culo. We went upstairs and discussed an hour 1. 8 for FS. Face a 6/10 body 7/10 decent. BBBJ for a nice long time and then CG, Reverse CG and mish. Mish she squirmed (tight) and made noise. I thought she was faking so I asked her to be quiet and she didn't so I pounded and got a good rhythm letting up for a nice finish. Then just went wide open on her pounding when she screamed with joy. I blasted the same time and began to pull out when she said to stay inside. She was throbbing and wet.

[LicknItGood200]

Two blocks up from Just in time off of Cam Real. JIT told me that they are pro only so I walk 2 blocks where a young 22 year old runs to me offering 1 hour $2 FS Everything. Stepped inside and we get ready begin with DATY. She busted 3 times told me que rico! Got inside mish OMG so tight!!banged against the walls table sliding! Flipped to doggy and banged again with her making noise until I busted inside her. Three on duty wearing all black workout gear. So hot!

Met two on a side street who were begging. Cute, hot one said 1. 7 he. I said no and began to walk so she yells at the other who stopped me talking about 1. 4 everything but I still left. She came and got me so I said wtf. Everything was cool but she was tight and I couldn't get a rhythm. She jumps up doing he gesture and we argue a minute. Unless you're rock hard and ready go for it but she wasn't having it and got mouthy. Very different than my previous report but lesson learned. LOL.

[LicknItGood200]

Hey Toledo,

Thanks for the tips! I'm trying to find these areas on google maps.

I found the area near the KISS bar on malecon, great!

I know where the cemetery is. How far north on Antonio Mijares? At the Sushi place or past it (Plaza Artesanos?

What I'm confused by is if there's a third spot "on the road to downtown CSJ from the hotel zone" or if that's a part of the description for the place north of the cemetery?

Two blocks up from Just in time off of Cam Real. JIT told me that they are pro only so I walk 2 blocks where a young 22 year old runs to me offering 1 hour $2 FS Everything. Stepped inside and we get ready begin with DATY. She busted 3 times told me que rico! Got inside mish OMG so tight!!banged against the walls table sliding! Flipped to doggy and banged again with her making noise until I busted inside her. Three on duty wearing all black workout gear. So hot!

[Lberkey]

I'm going down to Cabo for 2 weeks in early October and I'm curious if it, still is supposedly cheaper to pay with pesos, is that true?

I actually found the opposite. The girl would quote dollars and then F you on the exchange rate if you tried to pay in pesos. Know the conversion and don't take crap. That said, during my 2 months down there, I probably paid pesos or dollars equally.

[Pjh83]

Hey Duck,

Not quite as hopping FS massage scene as San Lucas. Couple places to try. On the road to downtown CSJ from the hotel zone, there is a place on the left hand of the road, just north of the cemetery is a place where there are multiple shops. There are a couple of massages places in there that offer extra. Also on the malecon in the hotel zone, there is a massage place next too the Kiss bar that has extras as well.

Happy hunting,

Dave.

Hey Toledo,

Thanks for the tips! I'm trying to find these areas on google maps.

I found the area near the KISS bar on malecon, great!

I know where the cemetery is. How far north on Antonio Mijares? At the Sushi place or past it (Plaza Artesanos?

What I'm confused by is if there's a third spot "on the road to downtown CSJ from the hotel zone" or if that's a part of the description for the place north of the cemetery?

[ToledoRocket52]

Does anyone know what the scene in San Jose is? I always go to Cabo San Lucas but just bought into a timeshare in San Jose and curious if they have the same massage scene or escorts?

Hey Duck,

Not quite as hopping FS massage scene as San Lucas. Couple places to try. On the road to downtown CSJ from the hotel zone, there is a place on the left hand of the road, just north of the cemetery is a place where there are multiple shops. There are a couple of massages places in there that offer extra. Also on the malecon in the hotel zone, there is a massage place next too the Kiss bar that has extras as well.

Happy hunting,

Dave.

[DuckHuntr1]

I'll be in that area next week for work and was curious as well! Will I need to go to Cabo San Lucas to find a fun time or can I stay in the San Jose area?

If you find out anything let me know!

Unfortunately when I'm back down there in early December I'll still be in Cabo San Lucas so I'm anxiously awaiting your report or someone else with some intel. Have fun.

[Pjh83]

Does anyone know what the scene in San Jose is? I always go to Cabo San Lucas but just bought into a timeshare in San Jose and curious if they have the same massage scene or escorts?

I'll be in that area next week for work and was curious as well! Will I need to go to Cabo San Lucas to find a fun time or can I stay in the San Jose area?

If you find out anything let me know!

[DuckHuntr1]

Does anyone know what the scene in San Jose is? I always go to Cabo San Lucas but just bought into a timeshare in San Jose and curious if they have the same massage scene or escorts?

[DuckHuntr1]

Great review sir, I used your post as a guideline for my visit last week. I ended up trying both of these places and I'd say your thoughts were spot on.

Pink place on Emiliano Zapata (it's a couple doors down from salvatore GS): really bad experience. The girl was decent looking and natural, but very aggressive with bait and switch. Everything was a haggle to the point where I could barely get comfortable. Quoted me 300 for FS which I passed on, 40 to the house and 50 for a half hearted HJ, I would not repeat.

White building on calle matamoros: uber driver dropped me off on the wrong street so this place took quite the March for me to find. My experience was excellent though. I was greeted outside by a girl named Elisa (had bolt ONS but was pretty damn hot I'd say mid-late 30's). It was 200 for FS, no negotiating she just got straight to it. She sold the experience well and everything was pretty much on the table, let me shower up afterwards. I visited on a slow Sunday evening, I would come back if I revisited cabo.

I'm going down to Cabo for 2 weeks in early October and I'm curious if it, still is supposedly cheaper to pay with pesos, is that true?

[Mongman56]

A few thoughts about the various shops:

Emiliano Zapata. The pink place on Emiliano Zapata street (between the corner and Salvatore GS) looks pretty new. Couldn't find a lot of references to it online or Google street maps. They had the youngest girls. So young that I asked to see ID. She was over 18, so good to go, but asked for a lot. Price (massage / tip): $40/$200 (down from $300 ask). Girl (looks / quality): 10/2. She really sucked. Poor massage and bad attitude, but smoking hot and young.


At the next corner as you head downhill, there's 2 places if you make a left on Calle Mariano Matamoros.

The first is a white building on the right a few doors up. Girls here dress a bit more provocatively (lingerie). Prices are lower off the main drag. Girl here had decent English, into slutty talk and was game for anything. Only downside was that she really wouldn't negotiate much. Price: 30/220. Girl: 9/9.

Great review sir, I used your post as a guideline for my visit last week. I ended up trying both of these places and I'd say your thoughts were spot on.

Pink place on Emiliano Zapata (it's a couple doors down from salvatore GS): really bad experience. The girl was decent looking and natural, but very aggressive with bait and switch. Everything was a haggle to the point where I could barely get comfortable. Quoted me 300 for FS which I passed on, 40 to the house and 50 for a half hearted HJ, I would not repeat.

White building on calle matamoros: uber driver dropped me off on the wrong street so this place took quite the March for me to find. My experience was excellent though. I was greeted outside by a girl named Elisa (had bolt ONS but was pretty damn hot I'd say mid-late 30's). It was 200 for FS, no negotiating she just got straight to it. She sold the experience well and everything was pretty much on the table, let me shower up afterwards. I visited on a slow Sunday evening, I would come back if I revisited cabo.

[Lberkey]

Awesome review! Thank you for putting in the time to explain in great detail. This is the how to guide. I know where all of these places are after walking loops for years. I have not visited all of them. I appreciate the detail. Did you search for FS or just he? Any spots where bbj, with tip, was offered? Ocean Spa across from Tesoro, down from.

Wicked Pizza is my favorite spa. Michelle is there in the mornings.

My interest was experiencing FS with a variety of girls. Those prices I quoted were for FS (unless otherwise noted as be&S or just HJ only). In most places, I was offered HJ / he for 60-80. That was usually start of negotiations then I asked for FS. I had FS 90% of the time and where I didn't it was either a bait and switch (and I mentioned that) or I wasn't interested. I was offered bbj without asking in a couple of places, but I wasn't pursuing that. I was also straight up offered BBFS or bb greek at the Hostal Casa Coyotito. Everything was on the menu there. BBFS was implied at Belleza Elegance Spa for a price. And was kind of hinted at the Bamboo place across from Magic Touch. I did not partake.

There were a few other places that I didn't sample (places popped up around Cabo Wabo and the market). My guess is that they would mostly catering to the cruisers and the be&S would be harsh. Perhaps I judged them unfairly, but didn't sample.

[TongueMasta]

Just got back from 7 1/2 weeks in Cabo. I probably got a massage 5 or so days a week, so have a lot of thoughts to impart. (New to this board, but long-time poster on the USA guide).

As others have noted, prices are largely standardized across the parlors (starting quote of $40, negotiate with the girl for extras). Prieces also drop significantly the further away from the marina you get. Also, I noticed that the same girls popped up at different shops. Don't know if that means all the same owners (cartel?) or if they just need the money so work more days. Also, prices / expectations vary throughout the day. I got my best deals in the morning (before 12 or 1 pm) or after 7 pm. Tip expectations go up significantly (and quality) goes down significantly when a cruise ship is in port. And, if you repeat with a girl, you'll get a better deal (both price and more accommodating).

A few thoughts about the various shops:

Emiliano Zapata. The pink place on Emiliano Zapata street (between the corner and Salvatore GS) looks pretty new. Couldn't find a lot of references to it online or Google street maps. They had the youngest girls. So young that I asked to see ID. She was over 18, so good to go, but asked for a lot. Price (massage / tip): $40/$200 (down from $300 ask). Girl (looks / quality): 10/2. She really sucked. Poor massage and bad attitude, but smoking hot and young.

Starting at the top of the hill (Santander bank / park and heading downhill on Lazaro Cardenas):

Massage shop at Hostal Casa Coyotito. Visited this place twice. One good and one bad experience. Seem to cater more to locals. Quality of English was minimal at best. That said, this is the spot if you want something freaky. Greek, salad tossing, fisting, and even pegging were proactively offered. Girls older and lots of miles. Price: $20/$120. Girl: 1/8. Money motivated, quality improves significantly at promise of tip.

As you head downhill, pink place on the right side: Salon de Belleza Elegance Spa. Good air-conditioning. Scantily dressed girls. Mix of older and younger (younger more at night). Quality of English was mixed. If looking for freaky, 2nd best spot, but not proactively offered. You need to ask negotiate. Price: $40/180. Girl: 3/5. They really harassed for tips here to the point of being a turn off.

2 doors down and (just uphill from Mermaids). No name pink place. Good air-conditioning. Decent girls both looks and quality. Very good English. But quality was formulaic. Also, the only place where I got push back on happy ending. I ended up switching girls mid-session. Price: 40/160. Girl: 7/5.

Streetwalker. Diagonal from Mermaids by the fruit stand, there's a girl who works that corner (saw her at least a dozen times while I was in town). Name is Maria (she'll walk up to you to solicit). She'll walk you to a place about 2 blocks away. Kind of a rough looking building with some tough guys out front. Wondered if I was being set up, but no. No massage pretense. Really solid one-pop offering. Price is time based. $120. Girl: 4/9.

Continuing down the street, this next block is very active.

Spa on the right side up above the tequila shop and pharmacy. Place was HOT (fans, no AC). Girls were less aggressive at soliciting business on the street and also a bit better looking. Quality was formulaic, but enjoyable. Price: 30/180. Girls: 7/7.

Next door. Same side of the street. Pretty Salon. This place had hottest girls, but nearly alll of them had bolt-ONS. Also, the most aggressive with the bait and switch. Also, "happy ending" here means that the girl just looks at you. If you want anything else: HJ, BJ, that's not a "happy ending" to them. Expect aggressive upcharging. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

2 doors down, same side. Destiny Spa Pacific. Much the same as the above. And some of the girls work both places. Hot, bolt ONS. Less aggressive in the bait and switch, but still happens, even when you negotiate in advance. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

Place across the street next to the My Meds shop. Again, same story as the 2 across the street. They share girls with the Pretty Salon spot. Bait and Switch and upcharging. Overall, girls less hot. Also less aggressive at soliciting here. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

At the next corner as you head downhill, there's 2 places if you make a left on Calle Mariano Matamoros.

The first is a white building on the right a few doors up. Girls here dress a bit more provocatively (lingerie). Prices are lower off the main drag. Girl here had decent English, into slutty talk and was game for anything. Only downside was that she really wouldn't negotiate much. Price: 30/220. Girl: 9/9.

And 1 door up that street with a large black sign that kind of conceals the entrance: Elle Salon by Laura. This was my favorite spot. Laura is not much to look at and mostly spends her time overseeing. But got to spend time with her once. She's aggressive on the massage, provides good service. They have a couple of other girls, but my 2 favorites were Lisa (mornings) and Briseida (evenings). Both single mom's. VERY accommodating. Prices started dropping significantly (175 down to 100) the more I started going. Price: 20/175. Girl: 7/9.

Back on Cardenas.

Magic Touch. Lots has been written here. Girls are mix of Mexican and other south American. VERY aggressive at soliciting on the street. Not really any strong lookers. Probably the best most professional massage I received, but the he was lacklusting. 2 pumps on a BJ and a "are you done. " No. No I'm not, and I won't be back. Prices: 40/180. Girls: 6/6.

Bamboo place across the street. Girls are pretty aggressive. Massage quality was decent, but not great. Girls were good looking, but pushed for upsells and bait and switch. Prices: 40/180. Girls: 7/6.

Continuing down the street, left side. Spa Alexa. In my entire time in Cabo, this was the only one where I really felt unsafe. Some of the girls are OLD, but they have a guy working there that's hired muscle. He demanded payment to him (not the girl). It was really kind of creepy. I got the massage, no extras and was out of there. Price: $40. Girls: 4/0.

Off the main drag.

Senses. Just down the street from Splash. Sluttiest dressed girls, but frankly, they did nothing for me. Also, trying to talk to them, you'd think you were doing them a favor. If their attitude is that bad on the street, you know what it's like in the room. I skipped it completely.

Just in Time. Out near the resorts on the 2nd floor. This is a more "legit" spa place. Most of the clients are women. However, I thought I'd try. $40 massage with some basic upcharges for fancy oils, etc. However, I was able to get a he HJ from the lady for a small tip. She asked me not to tell anyone.

Awesome review! Thank you for putting in the time to explain in great detail. This is the how to guide. I know where all of these places are after walking loops for years. I have not visited all of them. I appreciate the detail. Did you search for FS or just he? Any spots where bbj, with tip, was offered? Ocean Spa across from Tesoro, down from.

Wicked Pizza is my favorite spa. Michelle is there in the mornings.

[Lberkey]

Just got back from 7 1/2 weeks in Cabo. I probably got a massage 5 or so days a week, so have a lot of thoughts to impart. (New to this board, but long-time poster on the USA guide).

As others have noted, prices are largely standardized across the parlors (starting quote of $40, negotiate with the girl for extras). Prieces also drop significantly the further away from the marina you get. Also, I noticed that the same girls popped up at different shops. Don't know if that means all the same owners (cartel?) or if they just need the money so work more days. Also, prices / expectations vary throughout the day. I got my best deals in the morning (before 12 or 1 pm) or after 7 pm. Tip expectations go up significantly (and quality) goes down significantly when a cruise ship is in port. And, if you repeat with a girl, you'll get a better deal (both price and more accommodating).

A few thoughts about the various shops:

Emiliano Zapata. The pink place on Emiliano Zapata street (between the corner and Salvatore GS) looks pretty new. Couldn't find a lot of references to it online or Google street maps. They had the youngest girls. So young that I asked to see ID. She was over 18, so good to go, but asked for a lot. Price (massage / tip): $40/$200 (down from $300 ask). Girl (looks / quality): 10/2. She really sucked. Poor massage and bad attitude, but smoking hot and young.

Starting at the top of the hill (Santander bank / park and heading downhill on Lazaro Cardenas):

Massage shop at Hostal Casa Coyotito. Visited this place twice. One good and one bad experience. Seem to cater more to locals. Quality of English was minimal at best. That said, this is the spot if you want something freaky. Greek, salad tossing, fisting, and even pegging were proactively offered. Girls older and lots of miles. Price: $20/$120. Girl: 1/8. Money motivated, quality improves significantly at promise of tip.

As you head downhill, pink place on the right side: Salon de Belleza Elegance Spa. Good air-conditioning. Scantily dressed girls. Mix of older and younger (younger more at night). Quality of English was mixed. If looking for freaky, 2nd best spot, but not proactively offered. You need to ask negotiate. Price: $40/180. Girl: 3/5. They really harassed for tips here to the point of being a turn off.

2 doors down and (just uphill from Mermaids). No name pink place. Good air-conditioning. Decent girls both looks and quality. Very good English. But quality was formulaic. Also, the only place where I got push back on happy ending. I ended up switching girls mid-session. Price: 40/160. Girl: 7/5.

Streetwalker. Diagonal from Mermaids by the fruit stand, there's a girl who works that corner (saw her at least a dozen times while I was in town). Name is Maria (she'll walk up to you to solicit). She'll walk you to a place about 2 blocks away. Kind of a rough looking building with some tough guys out front. Wondered if I was being set up, but no. No massage pretense. Really solid one-pop offering. Price is time based. $120. Girl: 4/9.

Continuing down the street, this next block is very active.

Spa on the right side up above the tequila shop and pharmacy. Place was HOT (fans, no AC). Girls were less aggressive at soliciting business on the street and also a bit better looking. Quality was formulaic, but enjoyable. Price: 30/180. Girls: 7/7.

Next door. Same side of the street. Pretty Salon. This place had hottest girls, but nearly alll of them had bolt-ONS. Also, the most aggressive with the bait and switch. Also, "happy ending" here means that the girl just looks at you. If you want anything else: HJ, BJ, that's not a "happy ending" to them. Expect aggressive upcharging. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

2 doors down, same side. Destiny Spa Pacific. Much the same as the above. And some of the girls work both places. Hot, bolt ONS. Less aggressive in the bait and switch, but still happens, even when you negotiate in advance. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

Place across the street next to the My Meds shop. Again, same story as the 2 across the street. They share girls with the Pretty Salon spot. Bait and Switch and upcharging. Overall, girls less hot. Also less aggressive at soliciting here. Price: 30/240. Girls: 9/3.

At the next corner as you head downhill, there's 2 places if you make a left on Calle Mariano Matamoros.

The first is a white building on the right a few doors up. Girls here dress a bit more provocatively (lingerie). Prices are lower off the main drag. Girl here had decent English, into slutty talk and was game for anything. Only downside was that she really wouldn't negotiate much. Price: 30/220. Girl: 9/9.

And 1 door up that street with a large black sign that kind of conceals the entrance: Elle Salon by Laura. This was my favorite spot. Laura is not much to look at and mostly spends her time overseeing. But got to spend time with her once. She's aggressive on the massage, provides good service. They have a couple of other girls, but my 2 favorites were Lisa (mornings) and Briseida (evenings). Both single mom's. VERY accommodating. Prices started dropping significantly (175 down to 100) the more I started going. Price: 20/175. Girl: 7/9.

Back on Cardenas.

Magic Touch. Lots has been written here. Girls are mix of Mexican and other south American. VERY aggressive at soliciting on the street. Not really any strong lookers. Probably the best most professional massage I received, but the he was lacklusting. 2 pumps on a BJ and a "are you done. " No. No I'm not, and I won't be back. Prices: 40/180. Girls: 6/6.

Bamboo place across the street. Girls are pretty aggressive. Massage quality was decent, but not great. Girls were good looking, but pushed for upsells and bait and switch. Prices: 40/180. Girls: 7/6.

Continuing down the street, left side. Spa Alexa. In my entire time in Cabo, this was the only one where I really felt unsafe. Some of the girls are OLD, but they have a guy working there that's hired muscle. He demanded payment to him (not the girl). It was really kind of creepy. I got the massage, no extras and was out of there. Price: $40. Girls: 4/0.

Off the main drag.

Senses. Just down the street from Splash. Sluttiest dressed girls, but frankly, they did nothing for me. Also, trying to talk to them, you'd think you were doing them a favor. If their attitude is that bad on the street, you know what it's like in the room. I skipped it completely.

Just in Time. Out near the resorts on the 2nd floor. This is a more "legit" spa place. Most of the clients are women. However, I thought I'd try. $40 massage with some basic upcharges for fancy oils, etc. However, I was able to get a he HJ from the lady for a small tip. She asked me not to tell anyone.