Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

The ladies who work at Gentlemen's Clubs all have the same complaint. Customers come in, and spend their time talking to each other. And don't talk to the ladies.

Why fly all the way to Thailand to talk to other Farangs?

[Explorer8939]

Agree about ThaiFriendly. I'm in Chiang Mai, and while in Pattaya, most ladies, maybe 90% on TF are freelancers, here in CM, is is probably less than 35%. Seems many really are looking for a long-term relationship and get easily offended when asking about meeting for something erotic.

And I agree about Sub. He and EverythingThai give a lot of useful information.

Most are living with a Thai man, but are looking for a customer boyfriend (sponsor) who is in Pattaya for a short time, but will send them money when they go home.

What this has to do with Beach Road ladies, I don't know.

[Nyezhov]

What's the over / under on how many times Stub reposts this? He's reposted EverythingThai's comment about 12 times. I'm putting the over / under on this one at 8.

He has reached the pinnacle of his life. He got a compliment from an anonymous perv.

[SubCmdr]

There is so much for material for me to work with I'll never be able to stop posting here.

That's not this issue being discussed here. Its not about you or the customer, people are simply curious about what the better gals are making.

No, its not about me. But it is not about you either. It is about the purpose of the forum. Quick reminder:

the purpose of the forum is the sharing information on having sex with girls

It's a discussion that comes up every few years on the board here. It is of course interesting to see how those numbers have changed over the past couple of decades. And it has changed considerably.

Given the penchant for people to live in the glory days I understand you point completely. I used to be a able to buy a package of four cookies in 1st grade at my elementary school for 0. 05 USD. Over the years by the time I got to 6th grade that same package of cookies cost 0. 25 USD. When I talked to first graders and they wanted to know how much a package of cookies cost I told them 0. 25 USD and did you know when I was a first grader I could purchase that same package of cookies for 0.05 USD. ROTFLMAO.

I was actually by a couple of the shops yesterday and talked with a couple of the owners and they let me see the book that keeps track of the number of sessions gals have. I would say the average yesterday was three for each gal. And believe me some weren't lookers.

Ok, you know a couple of owners of shops where they provide social / sexual services and the dick mechanics that work there have three dicks they need to service each day (you did say yesterday so we don't really have a statistically significant sample).

They typically get 1. 5 K or a bit less from the session, no matter the lenght of the session, so when you take the longer session option and you see she does not look pleased, you know why (for under 60 minutes sessions, they probably get less than that amount).

Here is the basis for the gross amount of payment received from each customer.

If they get $1500 from their cut, then 5 a day is $7500 a day!

$7500 over 5 days is $37,500 a week or $1,100 USD a week!

The girl I had said her record is 10 in one day.

Here we have accurate mathematic computations being performed and in addition the OP has provided us with additional figure of a possible high number of customers that a dick mechanic he knows says she has performed. Of course the is more anecdotal information.

According to Goatscrot (a long time member who has lived in Thailand for many years and also speaks Thai) the number were are woking with is that each dick mechanic receive three customers yesterday.

3 x 1500 = 4500; 4500/ day x 5 days = 22,500. Using the exchange rate on the day that I am writing this 22,500 THB: 624.40 EUR / week (wait till the 1200 THB for Long Time guy gets his hands on these numbers).

These are gross (top line) numbers

They've got to buy the stuff they use (soap, condom, gel.) at inflated prices directly from the shop. Sometimes they have to give a 20 baht tip for the maid to clean the room after their session.

We must subtract these numbers from the top line number.

If the girl asks a tip after the session (give a tip only if she has been good), give her a 100 baht bill just to not look like a cheap ass. If she doesn't ask, no need to tip. I personnaly tip only the girls I've fucked the ass, and no more than 200 baht.

Plus we must back in 200 per ass fucking session (assuming the average customer is a generous as the OP).

So once the spreadsheet is completely filled out we will have some anecdotal numbers to satisfy the curious.

Personally I dont give a fuck! This report on the income of dick mechanics do not constitute reports (in my opinion).

I don't get this line of reasoning. When I take my car in to have it serviced. I don't care how many other customers she (my mechanic she) has. I am only concerned with her performing the maintenance I need performed on my vehicle.

Same with the prostitutes I hire. I am not interested in how many clients they had. Only that they perform the proper maintenance on my dick (Big, Black or otherwise).

Meanwhile excellent reports like the one below from Kukooo get buried in in male bovine excrement and you Goatscrot not only are condoning the posts about male bovine excrement you are facilitating them.

This is one hell of a trip report. So good it almost makes me want to make a trip to Cockbang to check the place out.

Date & Time of Session: September 2024.

Location: Kokoro Massage Bangkok ,116 2 Soi Sukhumvit 23, Khlong Toei Nuea, Watthana, Bangkok 10110, Thailand (https://maps.app.goo.gl/w5zS8bpCDz89MVAA8).

Nationality & Language: Thai.

Name. YaYa.

Contact - https://www.kokorobkk.com/ AND Line ID -- at kokoro23.

Age: 33.

Face: 3. 5/5.

Body: 4/5.

Height: 5 feet and few inches.

Skill: 5/5.

Service: 5/5.

GFE: 5/5.

Price & Session Length: 2900 THB + 600 THB in tips for AV Massage, believe 60 minutes, chose Maid costume..

[UglyAzzMan]

When Newton refers to angry dudes why does Substandard think it was Him Newt was talking about. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Personally I think there are 2 members who should be Institutionalized her, won't name names. Hahaha. Haha.

[SubCmdr]

What's the over / under on how many times Stub reposts this? He's reposted EverythingThai's comment about 12 times. I'm putting the over / under on this one at 8.

Looks like someone got butt hurt cause the newbie got a shout out and he didn't. Post a trip report mother fucker. Maybe someone will recognize your usefulness in these threads.

Just so everyone is clear about it. I don't!

[SubCmdr]

99% going bareback without discussion seems totally plausible to me

Just one suggestion that is applicable at most places. Before finalizing the deal with the girl ask in advance what extra services she will provide.

Are you sure? Right over in the Pattaya Reports thread we have this:

From my dozens of boots-on-the-ground observations over the years up until about 6 months ago and the YouTube videos I have seen of Soi 6. Walking Street, Beach Road, LK Metro, Massage Shops, Gentlemens Clubs and so on in Pattaya, I would say 99% is a realistic estimate of the percentage of ladies who appear to me could not afford to hesitate, resist, deny, balk, re-negotiate or flat-out refuse anything in the room with any of the stray customers who might ever take them and still earn a basic survival living. Including BBFS, BBFSCIP and probably even BB Anal Cum Inside.

To be fair, the percentage of No Discussion BBFSCIP ladies in Bangkok probably top out at about 85% with that objectively truly desirable and fuckable 15% being the ones one would be wise to negotiate with about it upfront.

RTFF Newbie!

[SubCmdr]

The only gambling I do is on my trading desk. Currently long on ADAUSDT. Down 1. 49%. BTC is at 100,063.

What's the over / under on how many times Stub reposts this? He's reposted EverythingThai's comment about 12 times. I'm putting the over / under on this one at 8.

You can be sure I won't post it as much as I will post this:

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

You worked that problem out yet by increasing your flow so that you can stack it in order to be the International Trick that you like? Remember that it won't matter how big your stack is if you have alligator arms when it comes time to reach for your wallet (or scan to pay).

In the words of our great female urban poetry group: City Girls:

Oh, you like big butts, well I like big bucks
I don't care about your chain, Trick, or your big truck
Yeah, I know you gettin' it, but is you spendin' it?
Give a fuck what a Trick got if he ain't givin' it (nope)

Remember to get a shave and haircut, take a bath, put on clean clothes. It wouldn't hurt if you hit the gym to lose some weight and use the time machine to take a few years off ya.

How you like me now?

[Allover]

Agree about ThaiFriendly. I'm in Chiang Mai, and while in Pattaya, most ladies, maybe 90% on TF are freelancers, here in CM, is is probably less than 35%. Seems many really are looking for a long-term relationship and get easily offended when asking about meeting for something erotic.

And I agree about Sub. He and EverythingThai give a lot of useful information.

Your comments about Chiang Mai are appreciated. Just one suggestion that is applicable at most places. Before finalizing the deal with the girl ask in advance what extra services she will provide.

[Allover]

Thank you my brother. It is refreshing to hear it. Next time you in Pattaya. Let's hit Heaven Above, first bottle is on me.

What's the over / under on how many times Stub reposts this? He's reposted EverythingThai's comment about 12 times. I'm putting the over / under on this one at 8.

[SubCmdr]

Brother I try and give you a lot of latitude. But you really should not be in this section. You should be seeking out mental health care because you are sounding to me like you might be CA 5150. That is when the law enforcement detain a person in California for a 72 hour psychiatric observation because they are a danger to themselves or others. If done it to people. So I know the signs when I see them. Based on your post my brother back in the day I would have put the handcuffs on you and filled out the paperwork. Even it it was 1700 on a Friday afternoon and I had a date later that night.

Psychiatric nurses are some HORNY girls. I use to fuck them in the back of my car. More than one of them. More than once. No money. Yeah, those were the days. Back in my youth.

Instead of writing here you need to be seeking medical attention for a mental health care professional

If you really think this is a waste of time, check out the thread about politics in your country of origin right here on ISG. Talk about frustration being stuck in sex prison and suffering for severe semen back up. Those brothers are seriously hard up. I even participate over there on occasion. I have a very particular focus.

Are people ranting and raving here because in the end, everyone likes it? All the rage, and anger, all the power behind the keyboard because of anonymity?

Interesting that you should say that. NO ONE writing negatively about me knows me personally. NO ONE.

It is very easy for my critics to be hostile towards me because if they stopped beating on their keyboards and came out from behind their computer screens they would have to deal with me IRL. That would force them to confront the inaccuracies of their portrayal of my personality.

I got people who claim to live in Cambodia and the Dominican Republic posting things critical of me. I must have quite the magnetic personality. LOL! I got people hating on me because I have a relationship that makes me happy.

I'm not the one that can answer your question about why. Just rest assured that the grass is not always greener on the other side for some people. You have posters up in here that you could put in a room with Six naked girls all wiling to do anal sex. They will ask: where are the Ladyboys?

ISG Brothers, I invite you to goto the ISG Search Function. Advanced Search; Thailand Threads; Keyword: Ladyboy; User Name: Nyezhov.

The search will take 0. 66 sections and will pull up 35 posts where Nyezhov has mentioned (or responded to a post that mentioned) Ladyboys from 2019 until present.

I guess it makes sense, this is the rant section of the forum after all. But still, the going back and forth, constantly rage typing.

Well, no one needs to be here. So of course we are all here because we want to be here. Even you!

I suppose everyone needs an outlet.

True that! This is nothing more than fun and games for me. It is the other posters that take things so seriously. Those are the ones I put on ignore. Mental ignore so I don't respond to them. They are NOT worth my time to respond.

For me, these posts are the ball and I am hitting them back across the net for whomever wants to return them. If no one responded to me I would be doing the equivalent of hitting the ball up against the wall. That gets boring and old after awhile.

It is the responses from others that keeps things lively. People enjoy my work so much they miss me and announce to everyone that they have taken me off ignore so they can be a direct hitting partner with me again.

Each day is hell for most of us to get through.

Not for me I am living my best life. I have a gik that takes care of me and I want for nothing in the mental, emotional or physical world. My day to day life is hitting on all cylinders here in Thailand.

But that being said, it makes sense to me cause my life sucks.

The alternative to a sucky life is death. You need to look on the bright side. Everyday I wake up after sleeping is a gift to me. You may think I am wasting it by typing out messages to post here. But this activity actually serves a very important purpose in keeping my mind in top shape.

I'm stuck here in the sexual wasteland known as north America.

Could it be that you have no game? I got plenty of pussy before I left the sexual wasteland known as north America. But I left there over 12 years ago. My understanding is that things have changed dramatically (and not for the better).

But you lucky bums get to live in Bangkok. What exactly do you have to be miserable about?

Has nothing to do with luck. Real Talk! It takes a certain amount of preparation that has to be put in in order to live overseas. I suppose the luck was in having good people that I know go before me and give me a heads up about it so I could prepare.

I don't live in Cockbang (and I never will)! I've been posted up in Pattaya. Everyone is trying to figure out where I live. That is because I keep multiple residences throughout the world. Four to date. Sometimes I feel over extended. Especially ever since I discovered Thailand. I don't really want to leave. That is how good my life is here. The best place I have ever lived. The most negative thing I do is read this particular thread here on ISG. I do it only because I have a social media addiction. So, I too need to seek out a mental health care professional. It would save me ALOT of time if I could do what everyone seems to want and stop posting.

On the other hand I get positive feed back so that keeps me going. The negativity simply makes me laugh. It is usually writing by people who don't even live here. They admit of living in other places or preferring to travel and even spend 180 days in Thailand for various reasons (that I don't understand).

You fellas are so unhappy, it's kinda sad.

Who is unhappy brother? You are projecting and taking this back and forth ranting stuff WAY to seriously. Please read back your post to yourself in its entirety and tell me who is sad. It isnt me!.

And I'm the one wanting my life to end?

Bro seek help of a mental health professional now!

Think about it, you get to live in Thailand.

I dont get to do anything. I have permission to spend time here. I pay for that permission. You act like I woke up in Thailand like woke up in a new Bugatti. Sometimes I do wake up in Thailand next to pussy. But that has nothing to do with Thailand. That happens all over the world for me. Real life don't work like that brother. Takes planning and effort. The sooner you realize that the sooner you will be on the way to your goal of living in Thailand.

Great food, cheap healthcare, fantastic weather, great public transportation, women that worship the ground you walk on and would do anything for you.

I have no girls that worship the ground I walk on. If you really knew anything about the culture in Thailand you would not say that. They don't worship me. They just like us. They in it for the money. We in it for the pussy. They don't love the International Tricks that are just passing through. We don't love the hos except for when we are blowing our splooge up in them.

What's not to love?

Whats love got to do with it?

And yet you guys are so miserable,

Who is miserable brother? You are projecting and taking this back and forth ranting stuff WAY to seriously.

just focusing so much energy on tearing each other down. It's just sad. All the time you spend typing here, you can be outside having sex with a Thai girl.

Really brother? You that hard up? I spend more time planning my meals that I do thinking about who is going to suck my dick and who I am going to blow splooge up in a girls pussy.

First Im gon trade my flo,(and then what?) then Im gon trade some more(and then what?) ; Close my trades then I do my count: Hide my USDT in a cold safe house.(and then what?); Hit TF swiping on my phone (yeah); 1000 baht and shes taking my bone. (and then what?); Its wrap shes on the way to the room; By 0345 we be done with boom boom.(Yeah)

I'm here, cause I'm stuck in this lousy ass called the USA, and not in Thailand.

This is your own fault my brother I suggest that you review your life choices that have put you in your situation. You better go over your actions with your therapist and maybe they can help you work through it and make better decisions in the future.

I am not just blowing smoke up your ass. I first used my companies EAP when I was in my early twenties. My therapist (still remember her to this day, absolutely gorgeous, long blonde hair with long legs in these high heels) worked through issues with me over several sessions.

I discovered that I needed to change my career path into one where I would be more action and responsibility early no matter what the financial cost would be to me. It was a eye opening experience and changed my life.

Sounds like you need a life change. Sounds like you need to put in some work in on self. In my opinion that would be more useful for you instead of castigating people who have already achieved what you want to achieve.

That's my excuse, and a damn good one, you're in paradise, heaven on earth Thailand, so what's your excuse for being so miserable?

Who is miserable brother? You are projecting and taking this back and forth ranting stuff WAY to seriously. No excuses sir! Man up!

Do you guys actually spend time writing and reading each other's reply? Beelzebub wept.

How do you think replies get posted if we are not first reading what someone else wrote and then spending time replying to it?

Are you suggesting that everyone follows your lead and simply write soliloquies about the self doubts that exist within and whoa that has befallen them though the sum of all of their own actions up to this point in their lives?

What a waste of time.

MY ASS! You need to get a life my man. During the time I am writing this I have made enough to more than pay for the freelancer coming to my room off of Thai Friendly. What the fuck is wrong with you? Be a man.

Enjoy Thailand dudes! Go out there and fuck.

Why exactly do you not think that is happening for everyone in Thailand that wants that to happen on a daily basis?

The ONLY way it does not is if you do not have an adequate stack once you finally show up here. So put in some work, generate some flow and just get it done.

There is literally nothing to complain about in Thailand,

You need a reality check brother! You cannot own land here. Relationships are transactional. If you don't have flow that you can stack you wind up like those poor mother fucks complaining about those who will spend the money to get what they want.

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

Dont be like that guy!

I would sell my soul to be able to live in Thailand.

No you wouldn't. Because you haven't. You don't need to be all dramatic like a *****. You just need to be a man. Handle your business. Stack your flow. Then do what you need to do to become the International Trick that you want to be.

Please consult Explorers Guide Bar Girls in Thailand Master Class for breathing techniques when a girl is sitting on your face and another on your dick at the same time.

PRO TIP: All Thai Bar Girls have Thai Husbands, Thai Boyfriends or Thai Girlfriends (this part I like, I always want a introduction).

And here I drop the mic. Out!

You better pick that ***** up and call for some help man. You really need it!

Please seek help from a mental health professional most ricky tick!

[SubCmdr]

And I agree about Sub. He and EverythingThai give a lot of useful information.

Thank you my brother. It is refreshing to hear it. Next time you in Pattaya. Let's hit Heaven Above, first bottle is on me.

Cause we be Ballin like we MOTHER FUCKIN pros!

[BeachDrone]

TF in Pattaya is different than BKK and other places because 95% of the ladies are FLs. Other areas in about 50/50.

At least Sub posts reports. Whether you love him or hate him, he contributes useful info.

Agree about ThaiFriendly. I'm in Chiang Mai, and while in Pattaya, most ladies, maybe 90% on TF are freelancers, here in CM, is is probably less than 35%. Seems many really are looking for a long-term relationship and get easily offended when asking about meeting for something erotic.

And I agree about Sub. He and EverythingThai give a lot of useful information.

[ElMexicant]

Today bought some of that Costco microwave popcorn with me to the gym. Wanted to watch more drama unfold. I expected more Kung Fu from some of you. Then there is the colorful clown parrot. This has been quite disappointing.

Also manage to snag some free Pepsi Black no calories from the KFC fountain with an old Betagen bottle. My pre workout caffeine help. Amazing, KFC is the only I know of that leaves drinks fountain outside and not behind the counter. I think I mentioned this before, but the McDs plastic cup fits inside the KFC cheap paper cup that deteriorates within 2 refills. Shit, unlimited refills for life.

Bowling like a professional!

Don't let my popcorn go to waste.

[Newton York]

Are people ranting and raving here because in the end, everyone likes it? All the rage, and anger, all the power behind the keyboard because of anonymity? I guess it makes sense, this is the rant section of the forum after all. But still, the going back and forth, constantly rage typing.

I suppose everyone needs an outlet. Each day is hell for most of us to get through. But that being said, it makes sense to me cause my life sucks. I'm stuck here in the sexual wasteland known as north America. But you lucky bums get to live in Bangkok. What exactly do you have to be miserable about?

You fellas are so unhappy, it's kinda sad. And I'm the one wanting my life to end? Think about it, you get to live in Thailand. Great food, cheap healthcare, fantastic weather, great public transportation, women that worship the ground you walk on and would do anything for you. What's not to love? And yet you guys are so miserable, just focusing so much energy on tearing each other down. It's just sad. All the time you spend typing here, you can be outside having sex with a Thai girl.

I'm here, cause I'm stuck in this lousy ass called the USA, and not in Thailand. That's my excuse, and a damn good one, you're in paradise, heaven on earth Thailand, so what's your excuse for being so miserable? Do you guys actually spend time writing and reading each other's reply? Beelzebub wept. What a waste of time. Enjoy Thailand dudes! Go out there and fuck. There is literally nothing to complain about in Thailand, I would sell my soul to be able to live in Thailand. And here I drop the mic. Out!