Jakarta

[LoveItHere69]

It finally happened. I met a girl at the 11th bar I visited this week. I am an Alpha++ Big Dog (WOOF! I approached her and told her she was so damn sexy that I wanted to get between her legs and rub my face all over her pussy until my face looked like a glazed donut. Then let it dry, peel it off my face, and then eat it like a Fruit Roll-Up. Surprisingly that did not work. Next, I went to my signature move. I dropped to my knees, put my hands together, and prayed. At the same time I bit my tongue so my eyes watered to show her how serious I was. I looked into her eyes with my big watery puppy dog eyes and begged her to go with me. Still not convinced. Now I had to go to my truth move. I was honest with her and it hurt to do so. I said, "I have a 2.5 (6.3 cm) dick and can not hurt you. Hell, you might not even feel me at all. For 3. 5 minutes I will give you the cheapest most meaningless terrible sex you have ever had in your entire life. After me you will never have to worry about horrible sex again because I have already given it to you. Everyone after me will be a super stud. So in reality, I will be doing you a favor and you should pay me". She knew a good deal when she hears it and off to the races we went.

Got to the room. Did my magic routine and my dick disappeared inside her for 3.5 minutes. When finished I rolled over onto my back like a dead cockroach. Ring! Ring! Oh crap! I fell asleep after all my hard work. Jumped up and she was already showered and gone so then I showered and dressed. Nearly out the door when I saw it. My tip. She knew I did her right. She will have super star sex for the rest of her life thanks to me and she appreciated it.

On the walk back to my hotel I passed by a dollar store and guess who I saw? Santa Claus and I was pissed. You see back in the day I was bad, like forever bad. So bad in fact that I did not get just any coal. I had worked my way up the list to earn the good stuff. He was giving me the Maple Wood, Mesquite, and Hickory flavored coal. The tiny red bow was like a cherry on top which was a very fine touch of class from the jolly fat man. I saved them up and every 10 years I had a great BBQ. But sadly my grill wore out during the years so I decided that year I would try the nice route and see what would happen.

But the last 3 years I was so very good. 2 years and I received nothing, coal or otherwise. Just nothing and this was going to be my third year coming up in a few days. I walked in. Grabbed Santa by the neck and said, "WTF fat man! This is my 3rd good year so I better get something special this year and what happened the past 2 years? He told me that his gift to me comes as a 3 piece set that can not be broken so I will receive it this year. I believed him and told him how sorry I was and that being good for me is very hard to do and left.

Fast forward 5 days and I wake up feeling so many lumps in my bed and immediately groan. Open my eyes and nearly died because I found a HO-HO-HO in my bed. There was a white one, a black one, and a brown one. Hours later I finally left my bed all sticky and worn out to get something to eat and take a shower. Next to my Christmas tree was a bright shiny red grill but now no charcoal. That sick sadistic SOB!

The moral of the story: Please be wary of jolly old fat guys bringing you presents!

[LoveItHere69]

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[XXL]

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Just to add I got the usual bullshit from a mamasan that looked good shes 41 was talking to her she said I have a new girl wait il get her when I saw her I recognised her from last year. I said no. So I wrote translation you always say its a new girl its not she laughed in agreement...

In the old days mamasans often introduced us to "new girls". What they said was "anak baru" which should be translated by "new girl" though a literal translation yields "new kid". "Anak" means kid but is the way Indonesians refer to young people. "Baru" means new. It turned out that every single girl pointed out to us as "anak baru" accepted bareback without any fuss. We concluded "anak baru" (= "new girl") was a code word for "no condom ok" as far as we were concerned.

[Delbo1]

Day 1 picked a SA girl she wanted 3 mil I negotiated 2 mil which is still expensive. I had her soaking wet and a few squirts and stayed overnight. Had her breakfast at holiday inn gave her money and she seemed distant at point of handing over money didn't hug goodbye oh well at least the sex was good before the monetary transaction.

Day 2 1st day at classic many customers and it was Christmas day the girls I've had before I did not see them anymore. I saw a couple of white guys who could be on here. Picked a girl with big breasts. 2nd worst service I've had out of there off to a bad start. Adamant about using condom and laid on back lazy girl. Kept asking for a tip wrote a translation saying worst service I e had in classic and showed her she spoke and said fine keep your money.

2nd girl of the night Picked another big titted one got a decent service so tipped her to suit service.

She told me she lives with a customer currently in Novotel I was surprised at that.

Saw a group of Chinese enter they looked like strong men most of the girls left their couches and circled around them because of their mamasans so that they could pick it was like a mass exodus hahaha never seen that before in there.

Also approached 2 girls at table I saw walk past me that looked good. I walked over to their table over where pool tables were When one saw me she turned her head 180 away in disgust. No idea why. The mamasan walked past and shrugged shoulders.

Asked for cha cha as I couldn't see her she wasn't there.

A mamasan brought girls from back sofa to the right of the entrance downstairs I knew it was a waste of time she wanted to do it those girls walked as slow as possible compared to what I see them do if it's Chinese. I didn't like any of them they looked unhappy. Which is usually an indication that I will receive bad service.

Entry fee was 5,000 exit bill was 100,000 for 1 bintang can of beer and 1 coke and 5,000 entry.
As you can see from my report there is good and bad but no memorable experiences from classic fro this trip so far didn't think the girls were that great will try floor 5 as I've never been. I’ve had memorable experiences before from classic.

Just to add I got the usual bullshit from a mamasan that looked good shes 41 was talking to her she said I have a new girl wait il get her when I saw her I recognised her from last year. I said no. So I wrote translation you always say its a new girl its not she laughed in agreement.

[LoveItHere69]

Do not take my posts too seriously. I make stuff up as I go and I am not here. But:

Starmoon December 27 Christmas Party with DJ meaning entrance fee but door prizes.

1st Gold Champion LM 2 GR (jewerly?

2nd Folding bike (we could all use one of those).

3rd Free voucher 2 hours FL (girl?

Not my cup of tea. That is all I know.

I too have made the mistake of picking the same girl 2 days in a row I didn't realise until we got to the room. The 2nd day her hair was completely different all dolled up. I just put it down to experience.

Sadly, I have way too much experience in taking a girl a second time because I did not remember her. But thanks for making me feel better because you have been here 2 days and took the same girl twice. Haha. Not good. They will keep bringing you the same girl until you say no because they know we do not like to say no to the girl when she is right there in front of us because it is mean and not easy to do.

[LoveItHere69]

Many girls seem to be on the sweet side (not all, of course).

Anything on the 5th floor? For the past week, it was dark; never went up there; there doesn't seem anything is open up there.

Indo girls can be dangerous per GG (and only him). Thinks they may have a knife so be careful. Hehe.

5th floor opens 5 or 6 and best to not go until 6 or 7. You are stupid if you do not go up and check out that floor since it is soooo close and will cost you a whopping 33 cents to do so. There are more girls on the other side of the stage. SO girls, stage, girls. SO many guys I know never figure that out. Read my old posts earlier this year. Maybe Ci-Ci was on floor 3 because floor 5 has closed.

FYI Ci-Ci is a good F for me. I only have one shot a day and I like to be sure I share amongst all the girls I can. ChaCha has lied several times about the "new" girl thing and it pisses me off and twice I have informed her of this.

Good tip for next time, did not know that was possible. Perhaps only if they remember you?

I do not think it is because they remember me. I have been there several times but only here and there and they never did that before. All happened in my 3 visits I took within the same 9 days. They always put their hand out for the money but the 2 mami only handed the room number and condom and walked off. That is why I asked the third one one when asked for the money and she said either before or after. So I wanted to know how Classic was and she asked for the money but said I could pay after. One of you newbies go find out if YOU can pay after so we know.

[Delbo1]

Still not here in Jakarta but:

Classic. I asked about paying for the deed after when paying the exit fee. No problem. Just sign the paperwork.

Every place seems to be open Christmas Day.

Chacha said new girl. Ci-Ci looked familiar but of course was told she started 3 days ago. Huge boobs to which I should have remembered but did not. Huge firm boobs. Down stairs super soaker. No lube required. Problems though. This is when I remembered we had met months ago. She says "baby" constantly which is constantly annoying. Also, the dreaded "Are you done yet?" When we finished I told her I remembered her and she and Chacha lied to me. Informed her to stop asking if done yet because guys hate that because it means you want to leave and do not like them.

Talked to Chacha about it and she informaed me she was a new girl from the 5th floor. I had her months ago from the 5th floor and is not new just because she changed floors. Pissed me off. Same reason I stopped going there last month. Took 5 girls I was pretty sure the last two I had been with before.

Sorry but Classic is not as magical as someone makes it out to be. Notice I tell both sides of the coin. The good and the bad. Always worry when the story teller never has a bad story to tell.

I agree there are people on here who write amazing experiences you can only dream of.

I too have made the mistake of picking the same girl 2 days in a row I didn't realise until we got to the room. The 2nd day her hair was completely different all dolled up. I just put it down to experience.

[Werqweq]

Anything on the 5th floor? For the past week, it was dark; never went up there; there doesn't seem anything is open up there.

Someone said it only opens up later, at 6 pm I think. Since almost all my trips to Classic was earlier in the day I only went once.

I also missed the fact that the "theater scene" on the fifth floor is divided into two halfs, and only saw the other half when walking down with a girl I finally ended up choosing (after almost giving up and going down to third floor). Not sure what the difference between the girls on these two floors are, and prices are the same. Since there are only two locations for girls on the fifth, and all mamasans seem to handle all girls, it takes less time to see and pick a girl I guess, though the evening I went I remember thinking third floor had more and better choice.

[Zippos]

Classic Terminal 2 has their resident DJ performing toples (most probably wearing fishnet). If anyone interested to go explore. Most definitely there will be an entrance fees.

Enjoy.

[Tiny 12]

Genuine Question About Immigration.

I've been to Jakarta three times so far. Once as a 2 day stopover on my way to Bali, and twice exclusively for mongering. Each time, when the immigration officer asked if I was there for business or tourism, I said tourism. Their response was always neutral, but it made me feel a bit awkward.

I admit it doesn't seem like the kind of place where most tourists would spend 10 days, let alone visit 2 or 3 times a year. I've thought about saying I'm visiting places like Yogyakarta or Bali after a few nights in Jakarta, but officers always ask for return flight tickets and hotel bookings. I know it's possible to show refundable bookings to back this up, but is that really necessary? Or am I just overthinking this?

What do you usually say during your visits? Would love to hear your experiences and advice!

I say tourism, even though I'm always there on business. They've never asked me for details like where I'm going. I believe in one instance an immigration officer tried to trip me up by saying something like, "You're here on business, right?" I answered "no" and he waived me onward. It's supposedly fine to enter the country with a tourist visa if you're on a business trip as long as you're not employed in Indonesia. Still I figure you might be opening a can of worms.

[Werqweq]

Two Travel mamis did not ask for money. Paid everything when leaving. Third Travel mami asked for money and I asked if I can pay after and she said ok. Nothing signed.

So I thought let's see what happens at Classic. Mami wanted paid right away. I asked if I can pay after like Travel was doing and she said ok but I have to sign the receipt.

Something new. I think it is a little faster and easier paying all at once at the end. No staple to remove. No mami asking for the change.

Good tip for next time, did not know that was possible. Perhaps only if they remember you?

[Werqweq]

Still not here in Jakarta but:

Classic. I asked about paying for the deed after when paying the exit fee. No problem. Just sign the paperwork.

Every place seems to be open Christmas Day.

Chacha said new girl. Ci-Ci looked familiar but of course was told she started 3 days ago. Huge boobs to which I should have remembered but did not. Huge firm boobs. Down stairs super soaker. No lube required. Problems though. This is when I remembered we had met months ago. She says "baby" constantly which is constantly annoying. Also, the dreaded "Are you done yet?" When we finished I told her I remembered her and she and Chacha lied to me. Informed her to stop asking if done yet because guys hate that because it means you want to leave and do not like them.

Talked to Chacha about it and she informaed me she was a new girl from the 5th floor. I had her months ago from the 5th floor and is not new just because she changed floors. Pissed me off. Same reason I stopped going there last month. Took 5 girls I was pretty sure the last two I had been with before.

Sorry but Classic is not as magical as someone makes it out to be. Notice I tell both sides of the coin. The good and the bad. Always worry when the story teller never has a bad story to tell.

Dude, that's indeed the terrible other side of the coin, but did anyone else have to chuckle when the worst thing our brother here can say about Classic is that he accidently fucked some girls he fucked before, but could no longer remember that he fucked before? I'm with GreenBud here.

When girls ask me that annoying question, I just ask them the same question back. Then I tell them I'm waiting for them to finish first.

Guess Ci-Ci will become new again soon enough when she rotates back to fifth, and then back to third again? Is that how it works?

[Lumens]

Still not here in Jakarta but:

Classic. I asked about paying for the deed after when paying the exit fee. No problem. Just sign the paperwork.

Every place seems to be open Christmas Day.

Chacha said new girl. Ci-Ci looked familiar but of course was told she started 3 days ago. Huge boobs to which I should have remembered but did not. Huge firm boobs. Down stairs super soaker. No lube required. Problems though. This is when I remembered we had met months ago. She says "baby" constantly which is constantly annoying. Also, the dreaded "Are you done yet?" When we finished I told her I remembered her and she and Chacha lied to me. Informed her to stop asking if done yet because guys hate that because it means you want to leave and do not like them.

Talked to Chacha about it and she informaed me she was a new girl from the 5th floor. I had her months ago from the 5th floor and is not new just because she changed floors. Pissed me off. Same reason I stopped going there last month. Took 5 girls I was pretty sure the last two I had been with before.

Sorry but Classic is not as magical as someone makes it out to be. Notice I tell both sides of the coin. The good and the bad. Always worry when the story teller never has a bad story to tell.

Yes. I have to agree. The girls are generally young but only about average looking. Generally quality of bed service is not going to be great and there is a decent chance you will get someone who is just shitty. Once you get over the novelty of the rock bottom low price and the youth there are much better options out there for only twice the rate 365 ($22) vs 720 ($40) at my favorite spa. But compared to other brothels at this price point in Jakarta it is clean, organized and centrally located.

[GreenBud]

Sorry but Classic is not as magical as someone makes it out to be.

Classic Terminal 2 (on the 3rd floor) is amazing (from my limited ignorance; I haven't been to many other places).

Prices are fantastic; 365 K (plus 100 K tip) for an hour. BTW, I just found out that threesomes (for 500 K plus tip) is for 1.5 hours. Doesn't make sense. You pay a good deal less, and I was told girls get less (95 K) compared to 100 K, and they have to spend more time in the room. It seems you get the phone ring (indicating your time is up and hurry up and finish) at the 45-50 minute mark for the hour, and about an hour and 15 minutes for the threesome.

200+ girls available!

There doesn't seem to be any rip-offs there. Only cost here is the 5 K entry fee; that is way less than a dollar!

There is no incessant request for ladydrinks (like most countries in SE Asia). I see customers asking the girls if they want to drink; I am assuming it is just normal customer prices.

You don't even have to buy a drink for yourself. Unlike Tijuana where the waiter will kick you out if you don't have a drink in your hand (after you've already drank several beers; fuck TJ!)

There is no demand for tips from the mommies, bathroom attendants, or room cleaners (unlike other countries).

All the workers (staff) seem to be polite and courteous. Not talking about the mommies, but they aren't that bad.

BBBJ is standard, on the menu! Although rimming and CIM is not standard, but some will do it for an extra 100 K tip.

Smaller percentages of moms than other places.

Higher percentages of 18-20 year olds than other places.

Many girls seem to be on the sweet side (not all, of course).

Talked to Chacha about it and she informaed me she was a new girl from the 5th floor.

Anything on the 5th floor? For the past week, it was dark; never went up there; there doesn't seem anything is open up there.

[LoveItHere69]

Two Travel mamis did not ask for money. Paid everything when leaving. Third Travel mami asked for money and I asked if I can pay after and she said ok. Nothing signed.

So I thought let's see what happens at Classic. Mami wanted paid right away. I asked if I can pay after like Travel was doing and she said ok but I have to sign the receipt.

Something new. I think it is a little faster and easier paying all at once at the end. No staple to remove. No mami asking for the change.