Pattaya Reports

[UglyAzzMan]

ThaiFriendly has hookers who want to meet today (or maybe tomorrow), it also has non-hookers who want to get to know a you and eventually have a lifetime relationship with you and your money. Very few of them have the English skills to read and comprehend the text that you suggest. That's just for starters, next consider that 1,500 baht per day is low and that nuru and anal play and STD testing would make your offer less attractive. Don't expect early March to get a low season girl discount, I'm currently booking my March trip and finding multiple hotels fully booked.

1,500 a day. His Heores are the BBC and Mr E.

I swear people think they are GOD getting such low pricing. Hahaha. Hahaha. LOL. Hahaha.

[Mr Enternational]

I also doubt any of them would know what "nuru" is. I have never even seen massage places in Pattaya use actual nuru gel. Soap yes, nuru no.

The soapies have nuru now. Just something for them to be able to charge extra for. Before that some massage place on Soi Lengkee had it years ago, but that place closed down. Probably because nobody was trying to pay 2000 baht for a nuru massage.

[HorseTrader]

I'm liking what I see about Thai friendly. And I'm looking to pick up a girl for a three day stint in a decent resortish hotel with poolside bar in Pattaya.

ThaiFriendly has hookers who want to meet today (or maybe tomorrow), it also has non-hookers who want to get to know a you and eventually have a lifetime relationship with you and your money. Very few of them have the English skills to read and comprehend the text that you suggest. That's just for starters, next consider that 1,500 baht per day is low and that nuru and anal play and STD testing would make your offer less attractive. Don't expect early March to get a low season girl discount, I'm currently booking my March trip and finding multiple hotels fully booked.

[Explorer8939]

Hi all,

Long time reader, first time poster.

I used to frequent Thailand a lot a decade ago, and I'm looking to go again next March.

I'm liking what I see about Thai friendly. And I'm looking to pick up a girl for a three day stint in a decent resortish hotel with poolside bar in Pattaya.

I've seen a lot of advice about TF and will be looking to be direct and clear in my initial communication.

To this end, can you please advise if any of my requests or message below would be received well by TF girls or would be non-starters?

- A recent STD test report in English the price to be covered by me.

- A list of requests including nuru massage and anal play.

- A request that the girls be active and energetic and not starfish.

- For pricing, bed and board for three nights, 1500 bht per day plus a tip of 1500 if the three day stint goes well.

(price seems reasonable as it is entering the off-season).

Thanks guys. Let me know what you think.

A non-starter.

In real life, what you should do is go to Pattaya, try out some ladies, and then invite one for your 3 day fantasy.

TF is only useful if you are looking for a lady right now. Not tomorrow, not next week. No lady knows if she is going to get a customer tonight who barfines her for a week.

[Mystic23]

To this end, can you please advise if any of my requests or message below would be received well by TF girls or would be non-starters?
- A recent STD test report in English the price to be covered by me.
- A list of requests including nuru massage and anal play.
- A request that the girls be active and energetic and not starfish.

I highly doubt you will get any responses with this line of questioning. Ladies on TF generally only respond to messages asking "can you come over now?" And "how much for ST or LT?" No one is going to discuss their STD history with you much less share a test report. I also doubt any of them would know what "nuru" is. I have never even seen massage places in Pattaya use actual nuru gel. Soap yes, nuru no.

[Mr Enternational]

I plan to pick up a TF chick for a 3-night stint in a decent resortish hotel in Pattaya.

I think it is a ridiculous idea. I am going to get online and look for a cook for 3 days. I want them to know how to make lasagna, french toast, pina colada, and stir fry. They come over and the lasagna is overcooked, the pina colada is too sweet, they use brown rice in the stir fry, and after they wash the dishes they are still greasy.

You do not know anything about the person or if you will have any chemistry. Just because they agree to a list, does not mean it would be to your liking. Many times on ISG it has been suggested to spend some time with the person seeing if they are a match, instead of blindly agreeing to several days just because they said you could fuck them in the ass and would massage you with some gel.

[UglyAzzMan]

I'm starting to think there is a You Tuber mafia operating. You better not get out of line. People are Watching.

No this doesn't apply to fat farang tourist women filming Soi 6 the past few dsys. If I see one I cover my face. Hahaha.

You know that crippled lady on Walk Street selling 20 baht item. She was dropped off near beach road McDonalds in a big Luxury car. Definitely Mafia Business these Beggars.

[Boyo544]

Hi all,

Long time reader, first time poster.

I used to frequent Thailand a lot a decade ago, and I'm looking to go again next March.

I'm liking what I see about Thai friendly. And I'm looking to pick up a girl for a three day stint in a decent resortish hotel with poolside bar in Pattaya.

I've seen a lot of advice about TF and will be looking to be direct and clear in my initial communication.

To this end, can you please advise if any of my requests or message below would be received well by TF girls or would be non-starters?

- A recent STD test report in English the price to be covered by me.

- A list of requests including nuru massage and anal play.

- A request that the girls be active and energetic and not starfish.

- For pricing, bed and board for three nights, 1500 bht per day plus a tip of 1500 if the three day stint goes well.

(price seems reasonable as it is entering the off-season).

Thanks guys. Let me know what you think.

[LittleBigMan]

I don't try to overthink Pattata, Come over and try to have a good time. Drink, party, eat some good food and have sex with young attractive women. That's all the thinking I do about Pattaya. Ha ha ha.

Yes, yes, legal or not that his exactly what one should do.

[Boyo544]

Hi all,

Long time reader. First time poster.

I frequented Thailand a decade ago, so although I know the score, can you give me a few pointers on TF.

I'm heading there again in early March.

A lot of good TF advice in these pages, and in accordance with the same advice, I'm not going to beat about the Bush. I'll make my requests up front & clear.

I plan to pick up a TF chick for a 3-night stint in a decent resortish hotel in Pattaya.

Would the following be realistic requests to ask in a first contact message to them on TF?

- 100% women only.

- take a standard STD test in advance with printout in English (I can pay for it. Obvs only for all-clear ones &#128540.

- list of requests (eg Nuru massage, anal play).

- thinking of proposing bed & board and 1,500 BHT per day with a 1500 bht tip after the 3 days predicated on how they met my requests.

(entering off-season is helping dictate pricing here).

- energetic & active in bed. Not starfish.

Basically I want to know would the above frighten off the younger chicks or are they non-runners?

Any advice appreciated.

Thanks all.

[Philip Marlow]

Here is how things works here for me, I'm not going to throw out Stats, where I got it, from who I got it, and when!

I once was briefed at a meeting as to how Pattaya is funded along with the rest of the country....

That's a lot of interesting information you posted. Thanks.

[Mystic23]

Me too, right now I'm in Pattaya and I've no problems to fuck thai girls barbeack! Everyday I start around 4 pm in SOi 6 and I fuck 1 or 2 ladies there bareback then I go eat and finish the night in a gogo or bar in Soi Bukhao or Walking street or anywhere in Pattaya. I do only BBFS with young sexy ladies between 18 to 25. Spend between 7000 to 10 000 bahts per day!

I agree. Never had any problems BBFS ladies from TF, gogo, or gents club. No pre-discussions or extra tips. It just happens naturally if you treat them well in bed. Just like you, I primarily see spinners between age of 18 22. Vast majority of the time the ladies just hop on BB without being prompted.

[Mystic23]

I searched through Pattaya reports but couldn't find any posts referencing edging. Wondering if any of the senior members here know of any ladies, freelancers, or masseuse, that knows how to provide great edging service through BBBJ and HJ? Many thanks in advance!

[Gilolo]

Me too, right now I'm in Pattaya and I've no problems to fuck thai girls barbeack! Everyday I start around 4 pm in SOi 6 and I fuck 1 or 2 ladies there bareback then I go eat and finish the night in a gogo or bar in Soi Bukhao or Walking street or anywhere in Pattaya. I do only BBFS with young sexy ladies between 18 to 25. Spend between 7000 to 10 000 bahts per day!

Which freelancers are you talking about exactly? From Beach Road? Clubs? Thai Friendly? I was in Pattaya last week and had no problems at all to find young (below 30), slim, attractive freelancers on Thai Friendly, who were willing to do everything without condom. So not just BBBJ but also BBFS, and the majority of them with CIP.

[MoonShot]

I don't try to overthink Pattata, Come over and try to have a good time. Drink, party, eat some good food and have sex with young attractive women. That's all the thinking I do about Pattaya. Ha ha ha.