German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[BobNSuzy]

I work out of the UK a lot.

Admittedly it has been ages since I really had a holiday in Europe proper so very much hoping some of my memories are outdated.

If the food is known to be good you could eat a meal to pass some time. If they have a masseuse a massage could pass time. I have seen someone reading a book. A book might be easier to fit in a pocket than a magazine. The lighting or noice level could be an issue with reading but I think someone could do it. Some people take more time to recover than others so it is barely an issue for some I imagine. In the summer someone could lie in the sun. With all the hassles of traveling it is kind of a walk in the park for me.

[Sirioja]

Have you ever visited a FKK club? Judging from your questions and tone it does feel like you've only been to downmarket places. Nothing wrong with that if that's what you want but it's good to know what your experiences have been.

Apart from that for the bigger clubs:

1. Everyone or almost everyone smokes but you won't necessarily feel it.

2. The girls in the clubs are more attractive than in German other brothels, street scene, gangbangs etc.

3. Well, it can be boring between sessions but in some places there are saunas and, weather permitting, there's a garden or a terrace to spend some time on. There is also likely a bar.

Not only sauna, but spa with jacuzzi, swimming pool, steam room. Also foods and drinks. Can find some on escort level in some FKK. Less and less are full naked. Better to be able to read through what they wear.

[Ararat]

I work out of the UK a lot.

Admittedly it has been ages since I really had a holiday in Europe proper so very much hoping some of my memories are outdated.

Have you ever visited a FKK club? Judging from your questions and tone it does feel like you've only been to downmarket places. Nothing wrong with that if that's what you want but it's good to know what your experiences have been.

Apart from that for the bigger clubs:

1. Everyone or almost everyone smokes but you won't necessarily feel it.

2. The girls in the clubs are more attractive than in German other brothels, street scene, gangbangs etc.

3. Well, it can be boring between sessions but in some places there are saunas and, weather permitting, there's a garden or a terrace to spend some time on. There is also likely a bar.

[JimReagan]

Are you from the UK? I am curious about your frame of reference. It seems to be different from mine. It is all good either way.

I work out of the UK a lot.

Admittedly it has been ages since I really had a holiday in Europe proper so very much hoping some of my memories are outdated.

[BobNSuzy]

Going to be in Western Europe in a few months and thinking of a day or two in Germany (probably Frankfurt or Berlin). Always loved the concept.

But a few questions:

1. My general experience with Europe (albeit, it has been a few years) is that the "Legally Not A Brothel" places tend to reek of cigarettes and every single girl smells like she just smoked half a pack out by the dumpster and didn't even bother to take a swig of water before coming back in. I know different cultures have different views on cigarettes but. Yeah. How are the various FKK clubs in that regard?

2. Similarly, the price per session tends to be lower per session (more on that) than private escorts / services and so forth. Is this generally a "you get what you pay for" in terms of appearances? Sort of like how the ladies who hang out at hotel bars and the like tend to "look like prostitutes" whereas the gorgeous gals know they just need to post an ad and business will come to them. Not saying I need to be surrounded by supermodels (although.) and also understand that the truly beautiful women will be hunted like antelope by the other guys, but it would also be nice to not feel like I am "settling" if that makes sense.

3. And as for the price. I understand that the lower price per session is countered by the door fee. With the expectation that most people are going to come in, come once, and then leave. Not saying I plan to stay there for hours on end but it would be nice to recover and go again for The Experience. But. What is there to actually do? Obviously I can't whip out my phone and doom scroll. I would love to check out the actual "spa" aspects (even if any body of water would need to reek of chlorine for me to "trust" it) but that only lasts so long. Would it be overly weird to buy a magazine at the newstand on my way over and flip through that? Having flashbacks of a gangbang I went to a few years back where it was just a bunch of guys in towels either awkwardly watching a taped footie game or 1970's porn and neither is particularly appealing.

Thanks.

Are you from the UK? I am curious about your frame of reference. It seems to be different from mine. It is all good either way.

[JimReagan]

Going to be in Western Europe in a few months and thinking of a day or two in Germany (probably Frankfurt or Berlin). Always loved the concept.

But a few questions:

1. My general experience with Europe (albeit, it has been a few years) is that the "Legally Not A Brothel" places tend to reek of cigarettes and every single girl smells like she just smoked half a pack out by the dumpster and didn't even bother to take a swig of water before coming back in. I know different cultures have different views on cigarettes but. Yeah. How are the various FKK clubs in that regard?

2. Similarly, the price per session tends to be lower per session (more on that) than private escorts / services and so forth. Is this generally a "you get what you pay for" in terms of appearances? Sort of like how the ladies who hang out at hotel bars and the like tend to "look like prostitutes" whereas the gorgeous gals know they just need to post an ad and business will come to them. Not saying I need to be surrounded by supermodels (although.) and also understand that the truly beautiful women will be hunted like antelope by the other guys, but it would also be nice to not feel like I am "settling" if that makes sense.

3. And as for the price. I understand that the lower price per session is countered by the door fee. With the expectation that most people are going to come in, come once, and then leave. Not saying I plan to stay there for hours on end but it would be nice to recover and go again for The Experience. But. What is there to actually do? Obviously I can't whip out my phone and doom scroll. I would love to check out the actual "spa" aspects (even if any body of water would need to reek of chlorine for me to "trust" it) but that only lasts so long. Would it be overly weird to buy a magazine at the newstand on my way over and flip through that? Having flashbacks of a gangbang I went to a few years back where it was just a bunch of guys in towels either awkwardly watching a taped footie game or 1970's porn and neither is particularly appealing.

Thanks.

[Sirioja]

As any indulger in the Latin South will tell you lack of Spanish speaking skills is not an encumbrance there. I have consistently gotten better service in Latin America than in Germany and reports of deteriorating service in FKKs is of even greater concern to me than the price increases.

Look and image are first criterias for me to feel desire. I will stay in FKK when I managed with 2 great Germans for 100/30 without rushing but they were volcanos in bed, all fluent and easy.

[Turgid]

As I don't speak Spanish, the Latin south has always been a tough place to monger but the doom and gloom of Germany' selection is a bit overstated. On price alone "maybe you are all correct" but I still find the selection good and Vienna has recently become one of my favorite places. As much for the variety of venues as for the sizes shapes and ethnicity of the ladies. I look forward to your report Mr see. I've enjoyed your posts and help over the years.

As any indulger in the Latin South will tell you lack of Spanish speaking skills is not an encumbrance there. I have consistently gotten better service in Latin America than in Germany and reports of deteriorating service in FKKs is of even greater concern to me than the price increases.

[Turgid]

And I understand you. Based on a lot of the stuff I've been reading, if it's true, then sadly this very well could be me last hoor mongering trip to Germany. Will take place later this year. We shall see my brother in mongering. We shall see! Of course, I will prepare a detailed field report of my journey. Have you decided where to retire yet? I know you have mentioned Thailand before. I decided to stay right here in the States. No really LMAO! No more subterfuge LOL!

Yes, Thailand was my choice but certain occurrences have taken place back home that have delayed that move. In the interim Colombia has unfolded as a favorable prospect. They both have their disadvantages and benefits but are much better than this sex penitentiary, LOL.

I have decided to substitute Dubai for Germany. I am planning my first visit there later this year perhaps July or August although I read that that time of year is not a good time to be there but its the most convenient time for me.

[Ararat]

You guys should know there is more to the German sex scene than FKKs.

Such as?

I'm not keen on laufhauses or streetwalkers. Are there any escorts that aren't actually working at a FKK?

[The Cane]

You guys should know there is more to the German sex scene than FKKs.

Yes, I know this, and next time I really want to maximize my options for finding and fucking the tuetonic German girls. Especially in Berlin where there is only one FKK. What are the best options for finding the German girls, particularly in Berlin?

[BaltiX]

You guys should know there is more to the German sex scene than FKKs.

[Den Haag]

Of course I disagree, just not to agree.

What is this "under investigation" about? Maybe JD Vance army arrested him to make him a good christ, who knows.

No investigation necessary. The rabbit was pulled from the hat many many moons ago.

[Tintin1]

Welcome back Mr. TheCane. I've done the DR and a few trips to Colombia in recent times. I have a trip to Cali in a few days and one to Rio in March. Germany is very iffy for me right now.

And I understand you. Based on a lot of the stuff I've been reading, if it's true, then sadly this very well could be me last hoor mongering trip to Germany. Will take place later this year. We shall see my brother in mongering. We shall see! Of course, I will prepare a detailed field report of my journey. Have you decided where to retire yet? I know you have mentioned Thailand before. I decided to stay right here in the States. No really LMAO! No more subterfuge LOL!

As I don't speak Spanish, the Latin south has always been a tough place to monger but the doom and gloom of Germany' selection is a bit overstated. On price alone "maybe you are all correct" but I still find the selection good and Vienna has recently become one of my favorite places. As much for the variety of venues as for the sizes shapes and ethnicity of the ladies. I look forward to your report Mr see. I've enjoyed your posts and help over the years.

[The Cane]

Welcome back Mr. TheCane. Germany is very iffy for me right now.

And I understand you. Based on a lot of the stuff I've been reading, if it's true, then sadly this very well could be me last hoor mongering trip to Germany. Will take place later this year. We shall see my brother in mongering. We shall see! Of course, I will prepare a detailed field report of my journey. Have you decided where to retire yet? I know you have mentioned Thailand before. I decided to stay right here in the States. No really LMAO! No more subterfuge LOL!