Sosua Reports

[Coolie High]

Coolie High analogy between Sosua being the Detroit Pistons is spot on a once good thing that now sucks.

Currently at the time of this writing the lowly Detroit Pistons are now an 8th seed and would make the playoffs again. You got to eventually come back to the SU and make some good new memories so you can finally shake off that bad experience that happen to you in 2007. Forgive the timeline exaggeration but you get my point. Time to move forward. Staying in a negative past space about one place only leads to misery.

The tropical beach and the presidente is calling you so you might as well start planning a trip back to DR and get your mojo back down here. Because If it wasnt you wouldn't be writing about it.

[Oakie]

Damn that's cold Humblehal LOL. Colder then this 15 degree weather I'm enduring at the moment. He can have a good experience. Just got to watch the minefields and adapt quickly. Hes not in Kansas anymore that's for sure. Any ladies in a group wearing spandex run AWAY immediately. Don't go chasing waterfalls aka fake asses and aggressive chicas and stick to the rivers instead like a young chica walking by her self or an older 30-40 yr old chicas lounging in a expat bar. Take his time and flirt with a chica using google translate. Establish a price so theres no misunderstanding. If something doenst feel right even if she's agreeing to everything don't fight your instinct, drop her immediately. If she doesn't smell and feel right to the touch after she dropped them drawers, ABANDON SHIP EXPODIOUSLY. They still have old testament diseases down there (I. E. The 7-year itch) so strap up on these hoes.

Don't trust a big butt and a smile so LOCK UP your valuables. And for Gods sake do NOT put your valuables in the standard hotel safe. Everybody including the hotel staff will always go to the hotel safe as the 1st place to go to first for a possible come up. I'm tall so I hide my shit up in cabinets chicas can't reach. Use your imagination and and make your own safe stash that only you would know where to find your valuables..

Right on the money, Coolie.

Sosua is like a giant hardware store, may take a little time to find the right screw for the job, there's so many.

But the next time need one, you should know where to go!

[NeilGeorge]

The Dominican hookers are about as conniving as a NYC street hooker.

At least in NYC the former police chief was on the same sheet of music as you were, porking all the female cops!

[Coolie High]

The Dominican hookers are about as conniving as a NYC street hooker. They will give you an experience you will regret.

Damn that's cold Humblehal LOL. Colder then this 15 degree weather I'm enduring at the moment. He can have a good experience. Just got to watch the minefields and adapt quickly. Hes not in Kansas anymore that's for sure. Any ladies in a group wearing spandex run AWAY immediately. Don't go chasing waterfalls aka fake asses and aggressive chicas and stick to the rivers instead like a young chica walking by her self or an older 30-40 yr old chicas lounging in a expat bar. Take his time and flirt with a chica using google translate. Establish a price so theres no misunderstanding. If something doenst feel right even if she's agreeing to everything don't fight your instinct, drop her immediately. If she doesn't smell and feel right to the touch after she dropped them drawers, ABANDON SHIP EXPODIOUSLY. They still have old testament diseases down there (I. E. The 7-year itch) so strap up on these hoes.

Don't trust a big butt and a smile so LOCK UP your valuables. And for Gods sake do NOT put your valuables in the standard hotel safe. Everybody including the hotel staff will always go to the hotel safe as the 1st place to go to first for a possible come up. I'm tall so I hide my shit up in cabinets chicas can't reach. Use your imagination and and make your own safe stash that only you would know where to find your valuables.

He do that and I say 3 out of his first 5 females will be good experience. The 2 thall be bad and or shaky will be par for the course here in SU BUT it builds character. Shake off the loss, head to the beach with a bottle of Rum in your hand like your Capt Jack Sparrow, Thank the Almighty for NOT being stuck in shit weather and or seeing your 20 million dollar home being destroyed by fire and go find a hotter female with perkier tits and a softer backside thatll rock your world and make you forget about the 2 previous loss.

Welcome to the Carribean Madness.

[TravelingMan3]

Coolie High analogy between Sosua being the Detroit Pistons is spot on a once good thing that now sucks.

[Guthrie]

To Sosua. I've been to many mongering destinations, including Germany and Thailand, and a few other scattered places, but I've never been to the Dominican Republic. So I have the following questions and yes, I've read several pages of the forum.

1. Flying in February, to POP airport. My understanding is you catch a taxi from there?

2. Do I need to bring cash or will my American ATM work?

3. Can anyone recommend a decent safe hotel close to the major mongering?

4. I'm the typical white guy gringo, I don't speak much Spanish. Will I do OK communicating?

5. Are there any apps like Thai friendly in Thailand to pickup girls?

6. Any other tips would be greatly appreciated. I'll have about five days and it's on the ground and I want to do as much mongering as possible.

I've been to many mongering destinations, including Germany and Thailand, and a few other scattered places, but I've never been to the Dominican Republic. So I have the following questions and yes, I've read several pages of the forum.

1. Flying in February, to POP airport. My understanding is you catch a taxi from there?

Yes. The price will be listed on a board outside the terminal. I believe it's about 20 to 25 us.

2. Do I need to bring cash or will my American ATM work?

I would suggest to bring mostly cash. The ATM machine may limit your amount of withdrawals or eat your card. You will find honest changers. Ask at the hotel. Stay away from the street changers.

3. Can anyone recommend a decent safe hotel close to the major mongering.

Casa Valeria or New Garden. One block away from the strip.

4. I'm the typical white guy gringo, I don't speak much Spanish. Will I do OK communicating?

Yes. Try using Google translate on your phone.

5. Are there any apps like Thai friendly in Thailand to pickup girls?

No. You don't need an app in Sosua. The street is the app.

[Coolie High]

To Sosua. I've been to many mongering destinations, including Germany and Thailand, and a few other scattered places, but I've never been to the Dominican Republic. So I have the following questions and yes, I've read several pages of the forum.

1. Flying in February, to POP airport. My understanding is you catch a taxi from there?

2. Do I need to bring cash or will my American ATM work?

3. Can anyone recommend a decent safe hotel close to the major mongering?

4. I'm the typical white guy gringo, I don't speak much Spanish. Will I do OK communicating?

5. Are there any apps like Thai friendly in Thailand to pickup girls?

6. Any other tips would be greatly appreciated. I'll have about five days and it's on the ground and I want to do as much mongering as possible.

Are you sure you ready to explore this little beach town. From your past post you've been planning on making a trip down there since last year. Hesitant to pull the trigger. And I can't blame you. Its a different BEAST, a different animal down there. We like the back in the day Detroit Pistons of the NBA. We don't get all the glamour like the Lakers (thailand) and the Bulls (Brazil) but last I checked we still pop champagne, alongside with 2 honeys on our lap with a presidente beer lounging on a magnificent beach that you only see in movies and time life magazines. If you got your Jacques Couestau diving gear ready to go swimming with the lady sharks to find you a sweet mermaid thatll toe your curls and have you saying "Queieres casarte conmigo" 🤣, then hit me on a pm.

Have a great lead for you on a hotel accommodation where you can speak directly with the owner. Youll literally be right there in the middle of the main action (right on pedro clisante, 1 min walk to the beach, main grocery store) and hidden at the same time.

[Mr Enternational]

Flying in February, to POP airport. My understanding is you catch a taxi from there?

Correct. 5 mile ride. They may get you for about $25.

Do I need to bring cash or will my American ATM work?

ATM works great. No need to bring cash to exchange.

I'm the typical white guy gringo, I don't speak much Spanish. Will I do OK communicating?

Money does all the talking in Sosua.

Are there any apps like Thai friendly in Thailand to pickup girls?

No need for apps in Sosua. The mongering is only 2 blocks. If Walmart was right outside of your door, would you need an app? Besides, it will more than likely be the same girls outside, but may try to charge you more because you used the app.

Any other tips would be greatly appreciated. I'll have about five days and it's on the ground and I want to do as much mongering as possible.

Ain't really that much mongering to do. Go outside. See a chick. Take her to the room. Do the same thing over again. It is not like Thailand where there is an unlimited amount of places to go to pick up chicks and things to do.

[HumbleHal]

1. Flying in February, to POP airport. My understanding is you catch a taxi from there? Yes, its not far to Sosua, maybe 10 or 12 minutes, depends on traffic and time of day.

2. Do I need to bring cash or will my American ATM work? You can pull cash from an ATM at the airport. Downtown by Bailees there is a bank nearby and the ATM has the best rates.

3. Can anyone recommend a decent safe hotel close to the major mongering? Bailees is best, but often full. There are many nearby, one behind Bailees near the ocean. They are not decent, but fair. Most have breakfast included.

4. I'm the typical white guy gringo, I don't speak much Spanish. Will I do OK communicating? Probably not, the girls will try to take advantage of you by wanting US money. Dominican money is half the value and they will accept that, but try to get the US money from Gringos first.

5. Are there any apps like Thai friendly in Thailand to pickup girls? Probably, but you will see many street girls and casino girls. Most are street wise and will try to steal from you, if you turn your back on them in the hotel room..

The Dominican hookers are about as conniving as a NYC street hooker. They will give you an experience you will regret.

[GettingTang]

To Sosua. I've been to many mongering destinations, including Germany and Thailand, and a few other scattered places, but I've never been to the Dominican Republic. So I have the following questions and yes, I've read several pages of the forum.

1. Flying in February, to POP airport. My understanding is you catch a taxi from there?

2. Do I need to bring cash or will my American ATM work?

3. Can anyone recommend a decent safe hotel close to the major mongering?

4. I'm the typical white guy gringo, I don't speak much Spanish. Will I do OK communicating?

5. Are there any apps like Thai friendly in Thailand to pickup girls?

6. Any other tips would be greatly appreciated. I'll have about five days and it's on the ground and I want to do as much mongering as possible.

[Oakie]

It's suggested that this comment posted in answer to SubCmdr in the Santiago forum actually belongs in the Sosua section. It's hard to keep track of where he is posting his own "bovine excrement" these days, but no matter.

Quote Originally Posted by SubCmdr [ViewOriginalPost].

The market is formed between the Ask price and the Bid Price.

Prostitutes offering social / sexual services and the prices of hotel rooms are two different markets with two different dynamics. Good and services do not change price in unison.

As for how it happens the market participants reach an agreement. That is called market equilibrium. How markets work has always been a personal interest of mine ever since I first saw the Wall Street Journal as a child.[ / QUOTE].

No shit. Sherlock!

Markets have been operating that way for ever, since the first hunter traded a mammoth leg for new spears, and the farmer traded 10 sheep for a virgin. They didn't need no WSJ. LOL.

But what happened to the market in Sosua is ls what is helping kill it for the casual monger.

Namely, The Internet.

Sosua was always there. I talk to guys that have been here for 20 years or more. But it was one of those places in the World the general public had never been aware of. It wasn't until the WWW that folks started discussing it online and promoting it. Like how he natives were friendly and had no hang up about sex. The were poor and would happily trade their bodies for trinkets, because it was legal, and they even seemed to enjoy sex! LOL.

The game was on!

Then came the Media outrage from the virtue signalers, pearl clutchers, and the do-gooders in the West, who described in detail how young beautiful women were lining up to welcome Western sex prisoners, and that made Sosua and other places more popular than ever with guys like me, who wanted to see this little puta paradise before I died!

With the resulting explosion of visitors, the infrastructure, airlines with daily flights, girl friendly hotels, restaurants, catering to it, it became commercialized, and the result was the inflation of demand vs supply. Now it's getting a little more like the West, not so in your face, sex by appointment, and consequently more expensive.

But it's a work in progress and we can enjoy it before it changes totally into my Toronto, which is now reduced to literally thousands of hole in the wall AMP's manned by aging fat Chines ladies, who don't even switch off their phones, while jerking you! Off! And high end escort services run by the gangs.

(Which is why I can't understand why some folks will go around the world to get their relief in AMP's.

But I digress!

[IronQuinn]

That is an everyday thing on Soi 6 in Pattaya. If these guys are going crazy over little rinky dink Classico, they would have had cardiac arrest inside of Help in Rio.

Glad to see the Cowboy is still delivering the same way. As for Help, never experienced it, but have been to Rio. I had a good time there, sampling termas including 4 x4, rooftop bars, and street girls, but I wasn't really blown away. Plus, it's expensive, takes me a minimum of two days and three flights to get there. For me, Sosua is a better fit, the chemistry is just there, and I always have a great time.

[IronQuinn]

Do the Haitian ladies speak Spanish?

Some do, some don't. And for the ones who do it'll be a varying degree of fluency. I always greet in Spanish first. If they can't speak enough Spanish, you're at the mercy of the translator, which unfortunately doesn't translate creole that well.

[Turgid]

I've been at this game most of my adult life, and got lots of stories. But if I did write a book about it, I'd want your permit to copyright some of the pics I got of you doing your thing in Sosua! LOL.

In those days Sosua ranked with the best worldwide. I regularly visited both Classicos and Help, Rio de Janeiro and give me Classicos at its best over Helpee at its best. In terms of ambience and quantity Help obviously wins but considering hottest ladies I'd give Classicos the edge, on their best nights.

[Oakie]

Do the Haitian ladies speak Spanish?

Mainly Haitian creole, and enough French, Spanish and English to make a good living on the game!