Rwanda

[Explorer8939]

I'll finally project to spend the 3 first weeks of April in Kenya + Rwanda. I can see that it's rainy season.

Is it raining at night or only 30 minutes, or is it totally a bad idea to go there at this period (I also think about safaris.)?

I assume you are up to date on your Yellow Fever vaccine, and have the paperwork to prove it.

[Mombie75]

I'll finally project to spend the 3 first weeks of April in Kenya + Rwanda. I can see that it's rainy season.

Is it raining at night or only 30 minutes, or is it totally a bad idea to go there at this period (I also think about safaris.)?

It is rainy season in Kenya but it is rare it rains all day. Usually during the night or up to midday but not everyday.

[John Auro]

MysteryOcean said in his previous report to be careful about going with a minor (-25 yo). Is it true that in Rwanda, majority age is 25 ?

Who told you that crap??

[NamasteParis]

MysteryOcean said in his previous report to be careful about going with a minor (-25 yo). Is it true that in Rwanda, majority age is 25 ?

[NamasteParis]

I'll finally project to spend the 3 first weeks of April in Kenya + Rwanda. I can see that it's rainy season.

Is it raining at night or only 30 minutes, or is it totally a bad idea to go there at this period (I also think about safaris.)?

[NamasteParis]

Best: Zambia.....

Thank you so much for these infos. As I only get into tall / slim / model type girls, I'll give a try to Rwanda, and maybe Zambia Tanzania. Thanks.

[Darksol]

Getting around: motorbike. You can use the apps to approximate the cost and then the technique is a phone held firmly in the hand under the arm of the driver in front of him to steer him. And then you use the other hand to go left and right. Most of them don't even have a smartphone.

I forgot that I hadn't done this report. This is from earlier 2024.

Eating out: subpar experiences. Avoid the local fish which is something from the supermarket frozen. When the power goes out it.

Thaws and refreezes again. Expect to maybe more than you usually do in Africa for a decent meal.

Accommodation. Best bet is medium star hotels in the centre. No one bothers you. The lovelier places in the hills usually have nice staff and are internationally owned. I stayed at this Greek kind of a hotel with beautiful homemade yoghurt, chatted with the owner. But of course I wasn't going to smuggle in women after that.

MPs are overall a crappy experience. Reticence, limitations, low standards of women, unreliable, weird. At the cheaper ones you might get a Burundi monkey squatting over you poking at your stick like an Ewok looking for guidance. If that's your sort of thing go for it. I did have one good f at one of the locals only steamhouse deals. The dorky girl with glasses mentioned here a few times that sings to you. I came quickly with a condom which is unusual.

Best bet is young local waitresses. There's nice cafes around with excellent coffee and cake etc that's a cheap way to pick up girls. Java house was reliable. Think tall with twin towers poking out inviting her a worshipping tongue. Tight crown jewels underneath. Or do you prefer athletic-type student bodies bursting out of tight jeans (that hang about hoping you'll slip them your number) Approach the same way you would dating. Imagine you are a rockstar young in your 20's and wait for smiles and flirting. I never 'paid' formally for this type of arrangement just treated them well and had fun. If you don't know how to hold a conversation probably not worth going to Rwanda. A little patience required. Maybe two dates.

Tinder et all is ok. A bit of unexpected saggy sits and tram tracks stomach, though. You need to look out for that one.

[SwimmingFish22]

Both spots near stadium.

Paradise massage and spa.

Not great selection of masseuse. 10 k for massage 20 k for BJ. Wanted 50 for FS.

Blissed massage.

One girl, attractive. Paid 20 k for massage and 30 k for FS. She wanted 50 k and threw a fit but did not budge.

[MysteryOcean]

Interesting! Then from an expert POV, which country would you rate the best (please mention your top 3). I'm an Africa addict too, but never been in Central / South Africa.

Best: Zambia.

For $20, College girls were ready to spend whole day. Tinder is full of broke college girls, some were even willing to stay with me for pizza and beer.

Girls are actually hot and great figure.

Unlike Tanzania, Kenya or even Uganda, there are very few foreigners go to Zambia, So fot them it's a big deal.

I found it's safe, girls are beautiful, young and cheap. Weather is great. Overall no 1 in terms of ease of getting girls and spend a quality day / night with them.

Few good clubs for a great night life.

2) Tanzania:

It has everything. For max $25, Tinder girls will be at your door step.

I stayed in Dar: Masaki. It's the most affluent area so it's expensive but safe.

It has nice beaches. Girls are plenty. Overall not all are beautiful so it takes little effort to scroll Tinder or even kn bars to find a stunner but there are stunningly? Beautiful girls available in $25-$30 budget.

3) Rwanada:

Kigali is safe, all mountains so it's like a hill station. Rwandan are the most beautiful girls I ever had in Africa.

Kigali is smaller city, So pool is small (but still big enough to have plenty of choices).

Girls were very easy going, not a moment when I thought they would ever scam me.

Again these are all students and no hard-core.

4) Ghana.

Beautiful girls, some come ad cheap as $10-$15. Accra is a big city. Super hot. A lot of food and night life choices but the scene is ruined by Nigerians.

West African girls are bigger. If you are into it. I am more into slim one.

Nigerian girls habe flooded the market, they are hot but too much crime associated with them. You have to be watchful with them and that's a ig turn off for me.

But here I habe seen some biggest waist to Boob ratio girls. Some were totally unbelievable (and natural).

Rural Ghana in on my plan, to have real Ghanian beauty, even cheaper and some better climate.

5) Kenya:

Girls are slim and hit. Food choices are incredible. But these are Metropolitan girls. They know how to skim money from you.

These girls are hot, they know what they got and intend to charge premium for that.

There's a lot to do in Nairobi. Nightlife scene is amazing.

So it could be easily no1. If you are willing to pay a bit more and ok with Metropolitan girls tantrums.

6) Uganda:

Girls are plenty and cheap. But that's it.

Kampala, is a chaos and not safe. Spending a day out side fucking is hell.

Most girls are ugly, sure there are always some pretty one but overall pool is ugly.

Togo & Benin is super waste of time and Nigeria is Nigeria.

At last: I spend a night in Adia Ababa due to flight delay. Ethiopian airline gave me a stay close to airport and hotel lobby were full of stunningly beautiful girls.

They quote me $100 (It's over priced, if I had time, same could be had under $50).

[NamasteParis]

Ofcourse we all have our likes and dislikes. After been to 9+ African countries, I have pretty good sample size to compare for what works for me, where I see best value for my time and money etc.
Uganda is monger paradise and so many people love it. But in terms of beauty and ease of spending a day, it's at the bottom (For me).

Interesting! Then from an expert POV, which country would you rate the best (please mention your top 3). I'm an Africa addict too, but never been in Central / South Africa.

[Amadeuss]

I had a good time walking up Naguru Hill, some pretty streets and great view at the top walking around Protea Hotel. Not sure if the road around Protea is still open since there was some building going on. I always started of at Katalima Rd, police headquarters. Otherwise there's always the gym.

Are you sure that you post in the right forum? This is not the International Birkenstock Walking Society for the lame and introverts!

If you got infos on where at your round you saw attractive sexy kittens, then let us know. Because on last Thursday, the African Union health watchdog said the Marburg virus outbreak had been brought under control: we can plan to visit this country again in near future.

[SeeMeVen]

Ofcourse we all have our likes and dislikes. After been to 9+ African countries, I have pretty good sample size to compare for what works for me, where I see best value for my time and money etc.

Uganda is monger paradise and so many people love it. But in terms of beauty and ease of spending a day, it's at the bottom (For me).

I had a good time walking up Naguru Hill, some pretty streets and great view at the top walking around Protea Hotel. Not sure if the road around Protea is still open since there was some building going on. I always started of at Katalima Rd, police headquarters. Otherwise there's always the gym.

[Mr Matrix]

Mr Matrix when will you be there? I'll be in Kampala by mid October. Just don't know for how many days. I'm still deciding if I stop in Mbarara and Masaka for a couple of days before reaching Kampala.

I will be in Kampala from 12th to 26th of October, but will be staying with one of the ladies I met last year at her home. I know she will take very good care of all my needs but sadly the trade off is no other mongering. She has cousins in Kigali so we will also be going for a visit, and then all of us going to Gisenyi for the week-end. The cousins are both attractive females so I live in hope haha.

I rode solo last year and after lining up dates on Tinder a week before I arrived had a great time with 4 different ladies, only one asked for payment other than dinner or a few drinks. You can find my report a few pages back on Uganda stream.

If you want an inexpensive Safari during the trip I recommend Red Chilli to Murchison Falls.

[MysteryOcean]

The best known bus lines are Trinity and Jaguar, after I boarded Trinity a pastor came on board and led the passengers in prayer for a safe journey haha.

BTW I don't share MysteryOcean's very negative view of Uganda, and if you read back a few pages you'll find he's in the minority. I enjoyed my time in Kampala and found plenty of pretty well dressed girls on Tinder and in clubs and plenty of good food options at low prices, and yes Kampala is chaotic and crowded but it's a melting pot with girls from Eritrea, Somalia, Ethiopia, South Sudan and DRC in addition to locals, I enjoyed the buzz and vibrant night life. Night time security is the same as in any other African country, take sensible precautions. I'm going back for another visit next month.

English was not taught in Rwanda schools until mid 90's after the genocide so older people speak only French and Kinyarwanda, I found Kigali sterile and dull compared to Kampala with not much happening at night other than week-ends.

Ofcourse we all have our likes and dislikes. After been to 9+ African countries, I have pretty good sample size to compare for what works for me, where I see best value for my time and money etc.

Uganda is monger paradise and so many people love it. But in terms of beauty and ease of spending a day, it's at the bottom (For me).

[Novatron]

The best known bus lines are Trinity and Jaguar, after I boarded Trinity a pastor came on board and led the passengers in prayer for a safe journey haha.

BTW I don't share MysteryOcean's very negative view of Uganda, and if you read back a few pages you'll find he's in the minority. I enjoyed my time in Kampala and found plenty of pretty well dressed girls on Tinder and in clubs and plenty of good food options at low prices, and yes Kampala is chaotic and crowded but it's a melting pot with girls from Eritrea, Somalia, Ethiopia, South Sudan and DRC in addition to locals, I enjoyed the buzz and vibrant night life. Night time security is the same as in any other African country, take sensible precautions. I'm going back for another visit next month.

English was not taught in Rwanda schools until mid 90's after the genocide so older people speak only French and Kinyarwanda, I found Kigali sterile and dull compared to Kampala with not much happening at night other than week-ends.

Mr Matrix when will you be there? I'll be in Kampala by mid October. Just don't know for how many days. I'm still deciding if I stop in Mbarara and Masaka for a couple of days before reaching Kampala.