Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

That is what you are Oakie

And remember, millions of folks figured out how to get laid in a Thailand brothel for decades, long before you two relative newbies showed up late at the party. They don't post here, because they don't need and endless copied and pasted platitudes and navel gazing analysis on how to buy sex, which can be summed in a couple of words. Get yer ass to a brothel, bring money, and make a deal! All the rest is about post counts, making online pen pals, and trying the moderate the forum to your liking.

Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Check out some of SubCmd's posts. He recently gave quite a list of places specifically for this. I have the same desire and will be checking a few out next month. Good luck and post a review when you find one.

I enjoy the info you provide as it is something I like as well, a BJ with no muss, no fuss and doesn't break the bank.

And I agree about Sub. He and EverythingThai give a lot of useful information.

At least Sub posts reports. Whether you love him or hate him, he contributes useful info.

I don't have any doubts that SubCmdr has been to Thailand.

As for SubCmdr, I have no doubt that he is in Pattaya, although his mongering reports are few and vague.

Even a hater like Explorer is forced to give me props.

Have you ever been to Thailand Oakie?

[EverythingThai]

Oh. My. Fucking. God. Or should I say spirit without body or form? Because according to ElMexicant, Hinduism has apparently been wrong for 4,000 years, and we should all take religious lessons from a guy who thinks "Shiva" is a fucking freestyle rap hook.

I could not resist so let us dissect this further LOL.

1. "Gods are just spirits without body or form. ".

Buddy, are you out of your goddamn mind, or is the free KFC Pepsi spiking your blood sugar? Hinduism is literally filled with deities that have distinct forms, symbols, and attributes. Krishna? Blue-skinned and rocking a flute. Hanuman? Straight-up monkey god. Shiva? Ash-covered, snake around his neck, trident in hand. But no, according to ElMexicant, 4,000 years of Hindu depictions are just one big misunderstanding—because he's "almost quote 1000% certain" that Hinduism is formless.

This is the equivalent of a Christian saying Jesus was just a floating orb of light and not an actual dude. It's that fucking dumb.

2. That "Popular Pune Song" Is Not a Real Thing.

What the actual fuck is this shit?

"Shi-va, he-va, a we-va. I-va, you-va, a they-va. Be-va, be-va, a lu-va. ".

Are you fucking kidding me? Is this Hindu theology or a Sesame Street episode? Did you just throw in random rhymes and hope nobody questioned it? This is not a song. This is you making shit up like a toddler trying to sound deep.

This sounds less like a sacred hymn and more like a fucking Dora the Explorer chant. I was expecting "Swiper no swiping" to show up in the second verse.

If this is your idea of Hindu culture, I'm done. You have officially lost all credibility, and I highly recommend you never step foot in an actual temple, because the priests will slap the dumb right out of you.

3. You Are a Walking Contradiction.

One minute, you're claiming gods are "formless," and the next, you're writing some bullshit nursery rhyme about all the different forms Shiva can take. Pick a fucking lane. Either gods have forms, or they don't. You don't get to flip-flop between whatever sounds smartest in the moment—because guess what? You don't sound smart. You sound like a *******.

4. The Only Thing Shiva Needs to Slap Is Your Face.

I've had more intelligent religious discussions with drunk backpackers in Khao San Road bars than whatever the fuck you're trying to pass off as "knowledge. " You're out here rewriting Hinduism on the fly, throwing together fake-ass Pune songs, and expecting us to take you seriously? Not happening.

You know what's funny? You act like some big, spiritual scholar, yet you spend all your time in Pattaya being a bitter little gossip queen. Maybe instead of playing religious expert, you should worry about why you're obsessed with me, my clothes, my drinks, and my posts.

Bottom line? You are full of shit. Your religious knowledge is garbage, your fake-ass songs are embarrassing, and if Shiva really does take different forms, I hope he takes the form of a size 12 boot and kicks your clueless ass back to reality.

[EverythingThai]

Oh, here we go El Mexicant, the self-proclaimed Prince of Punjab, out here dropping grade-school level theology while doing mental gymnastics to cover up the fact that he does not know what the fuck he is talking about. Let us unpack this disaster of a post, shall we?

First off, spare me your weak-ass attempt at flipping the script with this "white man's burden" nonsense. This has nothing to do with race and everything to do with you being a fucking moron who confidently spews nonsense like it's gospel. Let's revisit the facts, genius:

1. Shiva is a god. A male god.

2. You called Shiva 'her' like you were talking about your auntie.

3. You got called out for it, and now you're scrambling to make it sound intentional.

Nice try. But let's be real you fucked up, and now you're doing the internet version of a drunken bar argument where you just keep shouting until people stop responding.

And this whole "gods don't have forms" thing? Cute theory, but you clearly haven't seen a single fucking depiction of Shiva in your life. Shiva is literally always shown as a masculine figure ash-covered, serpent around his neck, and trident in hand. Yeah, there's an Ardhanarishvara form, but, It's half-and-half comprising the masculine god Shiva and the feminine goddess Parvati. The name Ardhanarishvara means "the Lord who is half-woman" and symbolizes the union of the male and female aspects of the divine You are clearly clueless about your own culture and religion.

Now let's talk about this next-level stupidity where you claim that slapping is feminine, so that means Shiva is a woman. Are you hearing yourself right now? By that logic, I guess Mike Tyson is a delicate little princess, and Floyd Mayweather is out here applying mascara before every fight. News flash, dumbass: Slapping someone isn't a gendered activity it is just something people do when they want to shut down idiots like you. It's called a ***** SLAP. Just like Will Smith did to Chris Rock.

And let's not even get into this hilarious hypocrisy where you claim I'm "telling people what they can and can't do," while you're literally out here trying to rewrite Hindu theology to justify your own ignorance. You're not some enlightened sage you are just a Punjabi dude sneaking free Pepsi at KFC, throwing out half-baked philosophy like you read a Wikipedia summary and now you think you are the Dalai Lama.

And that song? That's not a "popular Pune song", you absolute clown. That's just you mashing words together like a toddler and hoping nobody notices. You might as well have thrown in "Shiva, viva, eat a quesadilla" and called it a sacred hymn.

Bottom line? Take the L and move on. You are not the spiritual scholar you think you are, and the only thing Shiva needs to slap is the back of your head for wasting everyone's time with this incoherent nonsense.

[SubCmdr]

Holy shit Oakie you are right, he wants to show me his dick. Fuck you, boy. Not man. Boy.

With your Ladyboy Obsession I am sure you see dick all the time. Problem is you are so fat you cannot see you own anymore.

with a filthy mouth

Are you really soft as a marshmallow and delicate as a snowflake? Are you really going to come into the RANTS threads of an adult web site of men and get triggered by aggressive language? You need to say out of the RANTS sections in order to preserve your own mental well being and keep you stress level low. You are welcome off for the tip Oakie.

I see you have picked up a new racist friend. I don't call you Ship Captain for nothing. Through your posts you are proving to everyone that you are Captain Obvious.

[Explorer8939]

It's mid-February, so High Season is beginning to slow down. I'm starting to get inquiries from ladies about coming to see me when I return. Which is a sign of ladies earning less.

[SubCmdr]

They don't post here, because they don't need and endless copied and pasted platitudes and navel gazing analysis on how to buy sex, which can be summed in a couple of words.

But the OP does. He posts on ISG. He has over 2100 posts on ISG. Now, I will wait for him to tell me how his posts are better, more important, more informative than few words that is speaks of are needed. That is a lot of words summing up something very simple.

Because you don't know who they are you cannot speak for them. Such idiocy on your part. You cannot make that statement as a fact. You don't know how many people read ISG. Every heard of the 80/20 rule? Most of the people posting feed information to the majority of the people reading. People really used to trust you tell them how to run their businesses? Hard to believe. I wouldn't listen to instructions from you on how to take the trash out. You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heal and said: Turn Up.

You do understand that this is just your opinion. People visit Sosua without ever reading anything Dumb Ass Handle Redacted has ever written. At least I think you live in the Dominican Republic. You have never even been to Thailand. You can post anything you like.

IMO you need to take your *****, mother fucking, (insert skin color of your choice), old, fat, ugly, poorly dressed, homophobic, racist, under endowed gringo ass back to the Dominican Republic Threads. Continue enjoy reorganizing your sock drawer, beating on your keyboard and dancing barefoot with your Dominican Prostitute that you have wifed up. Make sure you tip Paco when he brings you your favorite empanadas and bottle of Brugal. You call that real life. I call it a REAL boring life.

ROTFLMAO!

[ElMexicant]

And this Shiva slap nonsense? Buddy, if you're going to come at me with religious references, at least get your deities right. Shiva's not a woman, you absolute potato. But hey, it makes senseyou don't actually know shit about your own culture, which is why you're out here sneaking free Pepsi at KFC instead of, I don't know, being an actual contributing member of society.

Mr. I am not a racist, I have an Indian friend.

Let me relieve you of your white man's burden to explain to the brown people, that I am a proud Prince to, on what Shiva is, isn't, and supposed to be. I am almost quote 1000% certain that gods, God, or dieties are just spirits without body or form. They are neither man or woman, but are supposed to be able INHABIT whatever form they choose or not choose. Not only are you racist but chauvinistic thinking Shiva cannot take a form with femininity with 8 arms in order puta slap a puta like yourself. The term "her" does not simply refer to women you dumbfuck. Just like when you people refer to God as he, Him, Thy Father. Are you saying God is a man? Shiva can be anything. In this case, the action of slapping is what females do. And Shiva with her 8 arms is needed to slap the bizznitch named YOU. I am also quite sure there are statues depicting Shiva half masculine half feminine. You are the same people trying to convince others Jesus your Savior was white, blonde, blued eyed and not a brownie like myself. Jesus was brown and an Arab. Quit trying to tell people that they are / are not / can / cannot do. LOL.

There is popular song we sing in Pune about Shiva and all the forms Shiva can take. Learn it. Sing it.

"Shi-va, he-va, a we-va.

I-va, you-va, a they-va.

Be-va, be-va, a lu-va.

I hope he will understand.

Shi-va, he-va, a we-va.

I-va, you-va, a they-va.

Be-va, be-va, a lu-va.

Oo oo shi-do, Shi-va".

[Pimpampoumpipo]

As I continue to change my life in 2025, I am engaging in more activities outside of the FOUR VICES (Food, Drink, Weed, Girls). I am currently preparing to start playing golf again. First stop was a golf store across from the Outlet Mall. Mostly overpriced used equipment. But I am old school and much of the new equipment is obscenely over priced and I don't like the designs. In the Dominican Republic and the United States of America it was very easy for me to make my own golf clubs. I used to own a Club Fitting business. So I know the base costs of a golf club as it only consists of a (Dick) head, (Dick) Shaft, (Hand) Grip.

I found this little story for you <3 :

There are three guys who want to play golf, and they say that to play golf you need a ball, a club and a hole. So the first one says: "Well then, I'll sacrifice myself, I'll give a ball. " The other one says: "Oh well, I've got a BIG BLACK DICK , I'll provide the club!" And the other one says: "I'm not playing!

[SubCmdr]

You wrote this:

From a guy who within the last few days wrote almost 1900 words defending his completely incorrect thesis. Such condescension.

Then you wrote this:

There are not many here who engage in pointless blaming and start and fan flame wars, and I'm not responsible for what others do. As long as I don't engage in them I'm good.

You are full of male bovine excrement.

I have no issue about the Legality of Prostitution Argument. Why mother fucks like yourself thinks it belongs in the Pattaya Reports Thread instead of Chats, General or RANTS is beyond. Me.

Both of your posts are in the Pattaya Reports thread. So stop patting yourself on the back for civil behavior within your a clogging up the Pattaya Threads with your need to be right about the Legality of Prostitution Issue.

[SubCmdr]

Are you saying that Everything Thai advertises for Ladyboys on TF? How did you find that?

What's up with the posters up in here who are homophobic?

Oakie, Nyezhov and Allover all have all expressed deep homophobia in the RANTS threads. Now I understand Oakie, he has never been to Thailand before. But for the other two who profess how much they like Thailand, with the knowledge that both Gay people and Ladyboys can operate with relative freedom, simply baffles me.

I had a Physics professor in High School that said: Any idiot can earn money. Oakie, Neyzhov and Allover are examples of this.

How can I be homophobic? My ***** is gay - Doja Central See

[SubCmdr]

Met a guy last trip who moved to Thailand looking for a long term relationship and planning on living in Thailand. After seven months he was going back home. He had gone through several girlfriends and couldn't find one he clicked with.

Why does this not surprise me. If a mother fuck cannot get pussy or form a pair bond with a girl in his own country, there no FUCKING WAY he is going to be able to do it without speaking the language and studying the culture of the country he moves to.

No offense to any SIMP, Girly Men or Snowflakes out there!

[SubCmdr]

Don't want to disappoint Mess boy either. Fuck you boy, you aren't worth much else.

Nyezhov quoted this from Oakie:

And remember, millions of folks figured out how to get laid in a Thailand brothel for decades, long before you two relative newbies showed up late at the party. They don't post here, because they don't need and endless copied and pasted platitudes and navel gazing analysis on how to buy sex, which can be summed in a couple of words.

Get yer ass to a brothel, bring money, and make a deal! All the rest is about post counts, making online pen pals, and trying the moderate the forum to your liking.

Then you wrote this about the quote:

Says it all. Should be a sticky. Hey Admin, these losers are ruining your Board.

Yet you wrote a post detailing a map of Brothel?

My diagram is terrible but here you go.

If you believe Oakie's words enough to quote them in bold, why did you make a map. Shouldn't everyone just:

Get yer ass to a brothel, bring money, and make a deal!

Make sure you tell Oakie about your ladyboy obsession. He has homosexual tendencies.

After I pissed in his big mouth again today over there

This is just TOO easy. ROTFLMAO!.

[Nyezhov]

I see your ladyboy obsession continues:

Nyezhov delivers a personal message to The Cmdr.

Anytime you want to step to me. Send me a PM and I will met you anywhere in the world we agree upon. A face to face discussion among men is in order.

Holy shit Oakie you are right, he wants to show me his dick.

Fuck you, boy. Not man. Boy.

[Nyezhov]

Look at who crawled out from under the bathroom stall with a built in glory hole, mouth all white, crusty, and shit, Mr. I am not a racist because I have an Indian friend. Firstly, look how much was written on the great Punjabi Prince compared to others. Am I the new leader now? LOL. Didn't even mention Allover. How disrespectful to him. How does one get triggered on posts about ice cream, fried chicken, and the Superbowl when they aren't even directed at anyone. Trigger happy mfker you. May Shiva pimp slap some sense into you with all 8 of her hands and then a sacred Hindu cow with giant earrings trample over your testicles. Not sure how this guy here finds the time to read and write all his dissertations on ISG, when he is too busy running from ELBees in Pattaya.

- Mr. EverythingThai.

Are you saying that Everything Thai advertises for Ladyboys on TF? How did you find that?

[Nyezhov]

And remember, millions of folks figured out how to get laid in a Thailand brothel for decades, long before you two relative newbies showed up late at the party. They don't post here, because they don't need and endless copied and pasted platitudes and navel gazing analysis on how to buy sex, which can be summed in a couple of words.

Get yer ass to a brothel, bring money, and make a deal! All the rest is about post counts, making online pen pals, and trying the moderate the forum to your liking.

Says it all. Should be a sticky. Hey Admin, these losers are ruining your Board.