Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Nyezhov]

Our autistic buddy likes flood the forum when he sees something he doesn't. That's how small kids with immature minds react, so I didn't see your post. Everything you need to know and more. It gets better towards the end. That's why he gets so upset and cries about my "cryptic messages, riddles, and Pattaya is that small" sayings. Enjoy. LOL.

Talk about flood are you referring to the page after page of insane rantings from him, below? Can anybody translate what he's saying or is he just screaming.

[ElMexicant]

EverythingBi is showing his true racist colors. All these slave master terminology when responding to a beloved person of colour.

I own you, monkey, I truly control you, dog, boy, dominate

Most of them in just one post. He thinks there is nothing wrong with them. Just like when Trump called Omarosa a "dog" and backed up the mayor who called an entire ethnicity "monkeys. " But of course EverythungBi denies his true Nazi NASCAR Ned identity, because in his words.

I am not racist, I have Indian friends.

And he still hasn't proven me wrong on the 500 baht train girls. He so quiet. Whose BFF is this again? LOL.

[ElMexicant]

Are you saying that Everything Thai advertises for Ladyboys on TF? How did you find that?

Our autistic buddy likes flood the forum when he sees something he doesn't. That's how small kids with immature minds react, so I didn't see your post. Everything you need to know and more. It gets better towards the end. That's why he gets so upset and cries about my "cryptic messages, riddles, and Pattaya is that small" sayings. Enjoy. LOL.

This might be the best, maybe true, maybe fictional, story ever told. There was a meet up at a named Thai bar in Pattaya awhile back. All the guys who went knew each other from a somewhat anonymous chat group... continue

[SubCmdr]

It is a wonderful feeling to know how many people read my posts all over ISG then reference them in their writings in order to acknowledge me without giving me credit. Thanks. Rest assured I feel the love from you all.

How you like my sow?

[EverythingThai]

Yawn! Yawn Yawn. Nice photos though. How does it feel to have me living rent free in your brain and on your phone and computer? Obsessed much. I truly control you now. Jump dog jump. Hers a bone. Go fetch lol

[SubCmdr]

Credibility is a universal problem. Whether it's the News, anonymous online mongers, the "guys they know", or what the hoes tell them.

Who to believe? It's a jungle out there, and everybody is biased. That's life!

How does someone like Oakie come to the Thailand forums and think he has any sort of credibility here. He has never stopped foot in Thailand. So he makes the argument that ISG is unimportant. This is from a man that has 2150 posts on ISG (more or less).

[SubCmdr]

For those that dont know

Oakie is getting a intellectual beat down in the Thailand Rants Thread that is EPIC!

He is a white, old, fat, ugly, dumb ass, gringo that dresses poorly. He has homosexual tendencies online often making references to sexual acts between men. That tells me that those thoughts are in his mind. I don't roll like that. Personally I don't understand it. He lives in an Open Air Brother with a Dominican Prostitute that he has wifed up.

Oh, that was nasty. Like a monster dunk in your face worthy of a inclusion on a NBA highlight reel!

Literally? Nobody gives a fuck about my posts?

Exactly!

That is why you post here because, no one is paying any attention to your your posts in the Sosua Reports thread. I know I never have. Oakie has never set foot in Thailand. By definition he knows nothing about it. I don't see him posting anyplace else. Because his he has planted his Sexpat ass in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua.

The only reason Oakie posts here is to continue his 10 year running flame war with me from the Dominican Republic. He is currently upset that I left the Dominican Republic and I am thriving in other places in the world. And I have the testicular fortitude to tell others about it in the Dominican Reports threads. Then he decided to start beating on his keyboard yet again. He came over here talking shit to others and got checked hard into the boards. He was not ready for prime time. This is brights lights big city life!

How you like me now? ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

I like them. Funny, informative and well written.

Exactly how you are being informed about Thailand by a poster that has never stepped foot in Thailand? You must be one of those internet socks that does not know shit about Thailand.

[EverythingThai]

ElMexicant, you pathetic, low-IQ, basement-dwelling dumbfuck—do you even realize what just happened here? I own you now. I snapped my fingers, and you danced like the little performing monkey you are, banging out a long-winded, half-assed essay full of pseudo-intellectual drivel that nobody will ever take seriously. You think you schooled me? Nah, you just proved beyond a doubt that I control you. That's real power, *****.

And let's address this "EverythingBi" nonsense you keep yapping about. Is that really the best you've got? That weak-ass playground insult? The irony is you're the one bending over backward for my attention. I snap, you write. I poke, you perform. I barely acknowledge you, and you're already foaming at the mouth, desperate for me to notice you. If anyone is getting bent out of shape here, it's you, ElMexicant. So maybe take a long, hard look in the mirror before you start throwing out accusations, because if anyone is giving off suspect energy, it's the guy who just spent half his day writing a love letter to me.

Look at you, sweating over a keyboard, scrambling to copy-paste garbage from Google like some desperate, underpaid intern. You ran a search, found a few lines you barely understand, and then proudly vomited them onto the screen like they were some kind of divine revelation. Meanwhile, I was just sitting back, sipping my drink, watching you trip over your own shoelaces. It was too easy.

And let's talk about that song you spewed out. That wasn't wisdom—it was some preschool-level, Dr. Seuss-on-meth nonsense. I half-expected Big Bird to pop out and start clapping along. You really thought you did something with that, didn't you? That's the funniest part. You hit submit like you just dropped the Bhagavad Gita, when in reality, you typed out the intellectual equivalent of a fart noise.

Oh, and don't think I didn't notice your entire argument was built on shit you scraped off Google Images. Really? That's your level of research? You're the kind of clown who thinks historical facts are determined by the first JPEG that pops up in a search. No wonder your brain is running on fumes. You probably believe Jesus was a white dude with a six-pack too.

Face it, ElMexicant, you don't have thoughts—you have preloaded search results. And now, I've got you wrapped around my finger, dancing whenever I say so. You're my little wind-up toy now. Go ahead, type out another essay, waste more of your time trying to convince yourself you're relevant. But deep down, you know the truth—you're just another puppet in my show.

Now, be a good boy and Google "how to recover from being completely dominated online. " Maybe you'll learn something.

[Philip Marlow]

Literally? Nobody gives a fuck about my posts?

I like them. Funny, informative and well written.

[Oakie]

You know, for someone who claims zero interest in this place, you sure as hell hover around like a desperate ex who never moved on. Let me guess you wake up every morning, log in, search for my name, Sub's name, and start seething.

And now you are copy-pasting statistics like some deranged accountant who just found out his pension isn't going to last. "118 mentions! 17 times in a rant!" You twat, are you keeping a spreadsheet? Do you wake up every day counting posts like Rain Man on crack?

And then you go into your usual "people will talk" bullshit.

Yeah, people are talking about how pathetic it is that some DR pensioner is still trying to be relevant in a forum he claims to despise. You say you "ignore" things, yet here you are, writing an essay filled with your usual projection, resentment, and outright nonsense.

Let's get one thing straight:

This forum is about mongering. Not about you whining about how we enjoy mongering.

This isn't a support group for old guys in the DR who have nobody to talk to.

And your opinions? Worth less than the pesos you tip your favorite barrio brothel girl.

And this whole "fantasy vs. Real life" spiel?

Oh, shut the fuck up. You're sitting alone, posting on the same damn sex forum as the rest of us, but somehow you think you're above it? Newsflash:

Nobody here is looking for the meaning of life.

Nobody needs a DR retiree to tell them what's real or not.

And nobody literally nobody gives a fuck about your self-righteous babble.

You say I'm not "Everything Thai?" Well, guess what, twat? You are not Everything DR, either. You're just another lonely old man, typing bitter replies because your only friends are the other washed-up losers in your retirement village.

Now, go back to the DR threads where someone might still pretend to care what you think. Oh wait nobody there does either.

Literally? Nobody gives a fuck about my posts?

Then somebody must be using your handle. Check with the mods, because I see nothing but post after post, long winded diatribe, after long winded diatribe from "the Royal We" attacking my posts. (That would be a couple of mongers, Mr Everything and his Commander, late comers to the Pattaya Party, who have set themselves up as the divine dispensers of the wisdom of all things Thai. LOL.).

For the record, in 15 years, I have never posted outside the DR Forums, except for one short post asking for info on the Japan Forum. My obscure name was brought here by your bum boy Sudsy, along with the rest of his DR hate list. Your bum boy has quoted my name 118 times in the last month alone, which is why I find myself here, responding.

My subscription allows me to respond, last time I checked. It also allows me to override your instructions on where I should, or should not post, LOL.

I really don't have any interest in Pattaya, but it's obviously "the" World renowned popular spot with millions of mongers enjoying it's exotic pleasures. May it thrive! (how they manage it without the step by step instructions of your "Royal We', is another story! LOL).

I have nothing but good wishes for mongers and ex-mongers, who, recognize the reality of our shared hobby, which is simply that when we are sharing bodily fluids with a strange hoe off the street, we are in no position to moralize on the motivations and practices of other mongers and their hoes.

They are the hoes, we are the johns / marks / clients, and they finish up with our money. (I give them the edge here! LOL).

It's a Fantasy hobby that requires money to engage in. The more money you spend, the more hoes you can fuck!, But some don't accept that fact, that they are just numbers in the game of mongering. They can claim they get their pussy for free, brag about the ecstatic orgasms their physical attributes give to the hoes, how their latest Pattaya hoe is "special" and "different" and even worth the gift of Gold.

But they have EGOS, and that's when things go off the rail, and you get the butt hurt stories of rip offs. That could fill a whole forum. When you look at your budget, try to trim it down with due diligence, and find your "popularity" takes a hit, and the sex dries up. It's not a good moment, so take another swig from the vodka bottle, get to the ATM, and take some comfort from the like minded that you are still a big "player" on a sex forum! LOL.

Now some, like your Mr. Mexicant, have a great perspective and sense of humor about the Fantasy, and that keeps him grounded in reality.

A sense of humor is essential in this business.

Such people trigger the narcissists and egotists, who take the Fantasy of pay for play so damned seriously, and personally, and seek peer approval to validate their delusions on Forums such as this one. When they don't get the approval they seek, they set themselves up like "The Royal We" as would be Real Life "expert" arbiters of opinion, and will not tolerate any other narrative.

When in Real Life, they are just mongers, paying hoes in money, Gold or gifts, just like the millions of others.

And like in Real Life, if the money runs out, you're dick doesn't work any more on command, and god forbid you pick up a terminal STD, the Fantasy ends, and your favorite mamasan has given your table to paying customers, and if you don't move your ass, she'll call the cops!

Real Life says that mongering should be a pass time, who's time WILL pass, not a Lifestyle.

Just a Plan (B), for your Plan (A).

As usual IMHO.

[EverythingThai]

You know, for someone who claims zero interest in this place, you sure as hell hover around like a desperate ex who never moved on. Let me guess you wake up every morning, log in, search for my name, Sub's name, and start seething.

And now you are copy-pasting statistics like some deranged accountant who just found out his pension isn't going to last. "118 mentions! 17 times in a rant!" You twat, are you keeping a spreadsheet? Do you wake up every day counting posts like Rain Man on crack?

And then you go into your usual "people will talk" bullshit.

Yeah, people are talking about how pathetic it is that some DR pensioner is still trying to be relevant in a forum he claims to despise. You say you "ignore" things, yet here you are, writing an essay filled with your usual projection, resentment, and outright nonsense.

Let's get one thing straight:

This forum is about mongering. Not about you whining about how we enjoy mongering.

This isn't a support group for old guys in the DR who have nobody to talk to.

And your opinions? Worth less than the pesos you tip your favorite barrio brothel girl.

And this whole "fantasy vs. Real life" spiel?

Oh, shut the fuck up. You're sitting alone, posting on the same damn sex forum as the rest of us, but somehow you think you're above it? Newsflash:

Nobody here is looking for the meaning of life.

Nobody needs a DR retiree to tell them what's real or not.

And nobody literally nobody gives a fuck about your self-righteous babble.

You say I'm not "Everything Thai?" Well, guess what, twat? You are not Everything DR, either. You're just another lonely old man, typing bitter replies because your only friends are the other washed-up losers in your retirement village.

Now, go back to the DR threads where someone might still pretend to care what you think. Oh wait nobody there does either.

[EverythingThai]

I love how people brag about their relationships that do not involve money. Did the OP go dutch on the buffet? She she paying half for the hotel room (I am assuming they are sleeping in the same bed)? How did they get to Vietnam? Did she pay for her own plane ticket?

Well I brag the other direction. I have a girl in my life that is very important to me. Today I was on the street preparing for V-Day. A couple of small giifts one very important gift that was chump change for me (one small profitable trade) but will mean the world to her. Now I could engage in self delusion and say I don't give her money. But that is to be pedantic because all of the gifts involve money. When we go out, it involves money. The difference is that she gives to me also. Gifts that cost money. Amounts of money that are not insignificant to her. The idea that relationships do not involve money is a delusional state of mind that I have seen proffered in threads across ISG. To each their own in their way of thinking.

ROTFLMAO!!

I think that you should be commended for your contribution to the local economy of Pattaya. Gold is probably the richest material gift you can give a woman.

Not many mongers, have as many as 3 "Wives", in other countries who you "support", with your largesse!, along with your latest "gik".

I think you set some kind of example for all mongers! LOL.

Ah, look who crawled out of his Caribbean hole once again—Mr. DR Threads, a guy so desperate for attention he had to come sniffing around even when nobody mentioned his name. You're like a stray dog begging for scraps at a table you weren't invited to.

Let's get one thing straight:

You sit in your DR retirement home, talking down to the very guys who keep this forum alive, pretending like you're above it all. Meanwhile, you can't shut the fuck up about what's happening in Thailand. Why? Because your life in the DR is so goddamn miserable, you need to live vicariously through us. You don't post about actual mongering—you post about yourself, your sad life, and your desperate need for validation.

"I think you should be commended for your contribution to the local economy of Pattaya. ".

Oh, fuck right off. You say this like you're mocking, but what the fuck do you think mongering is? We contribute. We pay. We play. We enjoy. Meanwhile, you're sitting alone in the DR, sipping on some watered-down Presidente beer, posting bitter little comments about guys who actually live the life.

You can't stand that we're out here thriving while you're stuck in a retirement home circle-jerk with other washed-up losers.

And let's talk about this pathetic obsession with Sub.

For a guy who supposedly doesn't care about him, you sure as hell follow his every move. Sub didn't even mention you, yet here you are, foaming at the mouth, rushing to comment. That's beyond pathetic.

What's next? You going to start journaling about him? Start a scrapbook? Maybe get a little shrine going in your DR shack? You mention "Big Black Dick" so much, you must have some kind of weird fetish. LOL.

Face it: The only thing sadder than your opinions is the fact that nobody asked for them. Yet here you are, obsessing over Thailand, gossiping about people you don't know, and trying to insert yourself into conversations that don't concern you.

Do us all a favor—stay in your lane. You've got your own circle of washed-up nobodies to impress in the DR. Maybe go argue about who gets to sit in the rocking chair next. Meanwhile, we'll keep enjoying Thailand, mongering, and living the life you WISH you could.

[ElMexicant]

Either his foster mother dropped him on his head too many times as a baby or he suffers from simpleton syndrome like Corky Thatcher. Maybe he wasn't breast fed. Only Shiva knows what's wrong with his mind. EverythingBi goes around the internet and takes all the information he find as the absolute truth instead of using common sense. Maybe he has none.

1. Google "God depictions. " Click on Images. And get lots of pictures of an "old white man in the sky with beard. " He says this is God. LOL.

2. Google "Santa Claus. " Click on Images. And get lots of pictures of an "old fat white man in red suit with a white beard. " He says this is Santa.

3. Google "Shiva means the deathless, changeless, timeless, formless. " And he says NOTHING. LOL. .

From the AI net. "According to Hindu mythology, yes, Lord Shiva is said to have taken the form of Rathnavathi's mother in the story of "Markandeya Purana" to protect her son, Markandeya, from the clutches of Yama, the God of Death". So what is all this about Shiva being only male and not formless?

EverythingBi, you are just a dumb motherfucker. Those are just depictions and statues. And your dumbass still haven't figured out the truth by now or an understanding of spirits and the spirit world vs. Form, body, depictions? You display very low level, disconnected thinking shown by those who are impoverished of the brain. The weak spirited and the lost. That is what statues and depictions are for to control the weak minded like you, even 4,000 years ago. It's 2025 fucktard and you are still living in the stone ages? There is a word we use in India to indicate this type of poverty of the brain mentality. The word is "stoopid. " The idiot who stands, prays, and bows upon a statue of white man nailed to a cross then goes out poisons himself and others with 40 drinks. And that's why statues exist in the devil's world, for dummies like you to waste time worshipping the "made up and not real" bodies and forms of dieties, instead of the unseen, spirits, and acts. Hasn't those demonic possession movies like the Exorcist taught you anything?

Next time, when somebody asks you what does Santa Claus look like, your answer needs to be, The Santa Claus we see at the malls is just a representation of the Christmas Spirit, which has no form. But the Christmas Spirit was in my foster mom, just like the Prince of Pune for 45 minutes, and she gave me presents. So my foster mom, who is a woman, was my Santa Claus. Final Answer. This is worthy of ONLY a beauty pageant contestant. Now I see why you would still say "fat old man in red suit with beard. ".

And there is your answer Virginia, Santa Claus CAN be a woman. This is called next level thinking. Try to catch up. Stop repeating information and use critical thinking skills. But for today, you have taken over the top idiot spot from Mr. Fried Chicken, who damn well knows you can get fat and sick off of 3000 calories with of broccoli if you just sit around and type 50 posts a day on ISG. So neither fried chicken nor broccoli deserves the label of "unhealthy. " That label belongs to the one who posts the most. LOL.

As for the Shiva song. Here is the American adaptation from last century. Shiva frowned upon eating the sacred cows in your burgers and took the form of the Cyn (Sin) to prove his / her / its point. Just wait for the chorus. LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY

"Shi-va, he-va, a we-va. I-va, you-va, a they-va. Be-va, be-va, a lu-va. I hope he will understand. Shi-va, he-va, a we-va. I-va, you-va, a they-va. Be-va, be-va, a lu-va. Oo oo shi-do, Shi-va".

[SubCmdr]

I just learned that there is an entire country filled with punk ass ***** mother fuckers like Pimpampoumpipo. Spending 2% GDP on the military is not going to help a country when they are full of men known for running like bitches (Pimpampoumpipo) when the balloon goes up.