Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[HorseTrader]

You should try for once and ask, whether BBFSCIM and BBBJCIP + swallow is available, knowing the range of services they provide at flat cover price, I am 87% sure, few of therm would be ready for it at certain premium.

Hmmmmm. BBFSCIM? BBBJCIP? How do those things even work?

It is well known that some places provide more extensive services than others, but the question is which ones? If you read EihTooms prior posts you will see that he has asked about a zillion providers those questions. Your prior posts made it appear that you had found one more place that consistently provides "everything", but it was just typos.

Standard services in many Bangkok massage places are BBBJ with dodged finish and CFS. When reading your "everything" post the readers are likely to assume something better was provided.

[Ranvir 226]

Understand. Typos happen. I think they happen more than ever lately. I think spell-checking, auto-correction and auto-completion of entire phrases happen more than ever lately and often into results we had no intention of typing. Very weird and annoying. Not that it is necessarily the interface on this site. I observe and experience it all over the net. I will sometimes have to retype a word or phrase 2-3 times just to convince the system in other social networks that I really do mean to type "were" instead of "we're" or "skywalk" instead of "Skywalker". Maybe the inclusion of AI, f any, has caused our spell-check and auto-complete programs to have a little too much mind of its own.

But I digress.

Yes, if I ever stumbled upon a shop or venue anywhere in Thailand where 60 minute sessions of no hassle, little discussion BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM+Swallow from full lineups of attractive girls were routinely on offer for 2,000 thb I would probably rush to my keyboard to report here that the place "never disappoints" and offers "everything", pointing out that "everything means everything".

And I would probably do that without ever asking or knowing if Anal, rimming, COF, COB or Hand Jobs were available because I have zero interest in any of those things.

So if it turned out those other things were not routinely or easily available then no doubt the punters searching for where to get a Hand Job for 2,000 thb would be keenly disappointed by what they encountered there and annoyed that I had reported so misleadingly and highly of it.

BTW, I have never found a shop or venue where my quaint and simple version of "everything" exists anywhere in Thailand. If you or anyone else does, please post a report about it here!

You should try for once and ask, whether BBFSCIM and BBBJCIP + swallow is available, knowing the range of services they provide at flat cover price, I am 87% sure, few of therm would be ready for it at certain premium.

[EihTooms]

It was typo, not BBFS, actually its covered FS. Second thing, actuallly, I never asked them about BB atall. The topic of BB Never came up for discussion. So, if you go there and raise this topic, may be you will get " everything".

Understand. Typos happen. I think they happen more than ever lately. I think spell-checking, auto-correction and auto-completion of entire phrases happen more than ever lately and often into results we had no intention of typing. Very weird and annoying. Not that it is necessarily the interface on this site. I observe and experience it all over the net. I will sometimes have to retype a word or phrase 2-3 times just to convince the system in other social networks that I really do mean to type "were" instead of "we're" or "skywalk" instead of "Skywalker". Maybe the inclusion of AI, f any, has caused our spell-check and auto-complete programs to have a little too much mind of its own.

But I digress.

Yes, if I ever stumbled upon a shop or venue anywhere in Thailand where 60 minute sessions of no hassle, little discussion BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM+Swallow from full lineups of attractive girls were routinely on offer for 2,000 thb I would probably rush to my keyboard to report here that the place "never disappoints" and offers "everything", pointing out that "everything means everything".

And I would probably do that without ever asking or knowing if Anal, rimming, COF, COB or Hand Jobs were available because I have zero interest in any of those things.

So if it turned out those other things were not routinely or easily available then no doubt the punters searching for where to get a Hand Job for 2,000 thb would be keenly disappointed by what they encountered there and annoyed that I had reported so misleadingly and highly of it.

BTW, I have never found a shop or venue where my quaint and simple version of "everything" exists anywhere in Thailand. If you or anyone else does, please post a report about it here!

[Ranvir 226]

Sounds great for you.

BBFS? Isn't than a BareBack penis entering an orifice / vagina?

CIM? Good to hear a BB penis entering an orifice might have a proper target at the finish along with Deepthroat, too. Major points for that. But it is essentially standard 800-1000 baht BJ Bar fare.

But without BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM+Swallow on offer I would feel cruelly misled if I'd showed up with a hard-on and money in pocket expecting "everything" to be on offer. And for sure I would have been disappointed about that.

It was typo, not BBFS, actually its covered FS. Second thing, actuallly, I never asked them about BB atall. The topic of BB Never came up for discussion. So, if you go there and raise this topic, may be you will get " everything".

[EihTooms]

What is there, CIM, COF, COB, DFK, Covered Anal, BBFS,rimming, DATY, prostate massage, Deepthroat and shower sex. Good enough for me.

Sounds great for you.

BBFS? Isn't than a BareBack penis entering an orifice / vagina?

CIM? Good to hear a BB penis entering an orifice might have a proper target at the finish along with Deepthroat, too. Major points for that. But it is essentially standard 800-1000 baht BJ Bar fare.

But without BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM+Swallow on offer I would feel cruelly misled if I'd showed up with a hard-on and money in pocket expecting "everything" to be on offer. And for sure I would have been disappointed about that.

[Ranvir 226]

LOL. Then I've got to further ask; why would you repeatedly use the words "everything means everything" in a world where the sexual acts I mentioned are engaged in by millions of people every day all around the world for money and / or love when what it only meant was "everything I ever want"?

What you are describing now is no more than what one would get in the most restrictive, strictly enforced rules venue outside of Thailand, much less in Bangkok.

So, at most and according to what you're saying now, we can only assume for 2000 thb we will perhaps get BBBJ as foreplay, no CIM, possibly no DFK and covered everything else at the shops you mentioned.

Not saying that isn't valuable intel to have. In fact, for someone like me it helps me to know which shops to avoid.

So for that part, I thank you for your reports. But you might think about shoring up your understanding of what the words "everything means everything" means as generally understood by this crowd.

What is there, CIM, COF, COB, DFK, Covered Anal, BBFS,rimming, DATY, prostate massage, Deepthroat and shower sex. Good enough for me.

[EihTooms]

Everything means everything except BB penetration in any hole, becoz except for BBBJ, there is no other BB in my dictionary.

LOL. Then I've got to further ask; why would you repeatedly use the words "everything means everything" in a world where the sexual acts I mentioned are engaged in by millions of people every day all around the world for money and / or love when what it only meant was "everything I ever want"?

What you are describing now is no more than what one would get in the most restrictive, strictly enforced rules venue outside of Thailand, much less in Bangkok.

So, at most and according to what you're saying now, we can only assume for 2000 thb we will perhaps get BBBJ as foreplay, no CIM, possibly no DFK and covered everything else at the shops you mentioned.

Not saying that isn't valuable intel to have. In fact, for someone like me it helps me to know which shops to avoid.

So for that part, I thank you for your reports. But you might think about shoring up your understanding of what the words "everything means everything" means as generally understood by this crowd.

[Ranvir 226]

Apple was A+? Can you correct me?

Check your DM please.

[GrapeMan]

Apple was A+? Can you correct me?

IF you want a+ its best to ask at Cherry / Snow White when you're getting the girl first of all. Most do it even if they say they don't but make sure she agrees before choosing her if you want it. It might not be something she does with everyone or everyday like some girls.

[Ranvir 226]

So as long as "everything means everything" for 2000 thb at this shop, we can all put it in the bank that DFK, BBBJ, BBBJCIM+Swallow, BBFSCIP as well as BB Anal Cum In Ass is on offer without much hassle or discussion, right? For 2000 thb.

Everything means everything except BB penetration in any hole, becoz except for BBBJ, there is no other BB in my dictionary.

[TConor]

One hour session, took Apple, everything was on offer, and enjoyed everything. 2000 TB, great experince. Cherry always lives to its expectations. Went to hotel with total satisfaction.

Apple was A+? Can you correct me?

[EihTooms]

Went to cherry again. Took mind. She has hell of energy, she takes control in positive sense. Again everything was in offer. Everything means everything. 2000 TB for one hour. Cherry did it again. Things going quite well. Went back to hotel post lunch.

So as long as "everything means everything" for 2000 thb at this shop, we can all put it in the bank that DFK, BBBJ, BBBJCIM+Swallow, BBFSCIP as well as BB Anal Cum In Ass is on offer without much hassle or discussion, right? For 2000 thb.

[Ranvir 226]

When I visit next, few things. Getting with stunners will be my top most priority. This is something, I have missed in my total 19 sessions in Bangkok till date. Yes, I will have to positively cater for that kind of budget. I think soapy big establishment are the best possibilities for the stunners but of course within budget. Any inputs from brotheres on the " stunners" quotient will always be highly appreciated. Though some one said, beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. Thanks.

[Ranvir 226]

Last session of the current visit. Went to snow white. Favouite smile was away to province. Chose Audi. Was looking for big body. Everything means everything was on menu. Ordered and enjoyed whayever was in the menu. Same 2000 TB for an hour. Ended my visit with full satisfaction.

[Ranvir 226]

Next day, last day of my current visit, went to La belle. This was in the bucket list. First visit to any soapy big establishment. Chose girl of 4500 category. Huge bed, with mirrors everywhere including in the ceilings. I wanted to choose stunner, but actually no one measured to my scale of beauty. I went at 1630 hrs. I think, I went early, will advise, brothers to go around 1900. I thoroughly enjoyed the session. Felt quite contented. Next visit, La belle or similar set up are positivily in the must go places.