Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[ElMexicant]

Remember stretch and yoga day. Or else your body will break. Make sure get good views from the floor.

[ElMexicant]

A game I like to play is to lure these girls online with a massage offer. Usually, I just message for a oil massage because I work out 7 days a week and my muscles are often tight. That's my suffering for having 11% body fat and being able to press 2. 20 X my body weight. Most girls throw out crazy prices like 1500-2500. Of course they are thinking boom boom. I counter with 300 plus taxi same as shop. And I will throw in a tip for good service. Never disclose the tip.

Anyways, all those who agree and come for the 300, I have 100% of banging once they see me in person. Then I throw a tip of 500, same at shop for HJ. They get mad but I tell them come back tomorrow. I want them massage me everyday I am here for 3 weeks. More lies. So basically, they only get 850-900 baht for everything. LOL. Who is like Houdini? I do offer them these Thai cookies worth 2 baht and they all take a couple. This is the Thais favorite cookies. LOL.

One day, using this same massage line baiting, I got one who said she will do it no charge just for fun. I need to quit using Brad Pitt's pics on my TF. But works so good. LOL.

[ElMexicant]

I'm guessing you're not asian so that could be a big factor. Luckily I'm asian and majority will quite the regular 3 k but did get a few higher quotes of 3-5 which I just passed on. Not sure if you requested BBBJ, CIM and other services could also make them not want to go with you. Yea it's not for everyone. Luckily plenty of other venues for you to choose from.

Have you looked at the history of postings by the OP? It's like a chat bot trying to engage in further discussions or comments and then just disappearing. Reminds me of a the work in language classes where we had to read a short paragraph followed by a discussion question at the end. LOL.

Goes like this. I went to Soi Cowboy and visited Baccara. The girls were plenty. Can anybody tell me what distinguishes a girl from dancing on bottom floor versus second? Please be specific about their looks or age and give me a detail of your own experiences in taking girls from bottom versus other floors. Also don't forget the hostesses. Thanks very much.

LOL.

[Newton York]

It's well known fact that there's a lot of black magic traditions in many cultures across South East Asia and the Caribbean. Any of yous know anyone that can put a curse on me to die? But quickly and painlessly please. Here's what I'm saying. I've prayed to whatever there is out there that I'm more than willing to trade my soul for riches. Satan, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, etc. And of course no response.

Fuck god, like there's actually anything out there. If there was, I'd actually see some karma for the people that've done me wrong, or at the very least for the evil people of the world who've done us all wrong. But there ain't shit.

So, if there actually is, and if you know some folks who can pull off this black magic shit, I'd like to die please. Thank you very much. Here's the deal though, and think about the logic of this. If any of it is real, I mean really real, why don't they just make themselves rich with the 'magic'? Let's face it you all, everything, and I mean everything comes back down to money. Anybody wakes up at all to do anything, it's for the next buck. That's it. And if you drill it down further, the money means sex. The entire driving force for the human race itself, is of course sex, and what can get sex? Money.

I don't have the guts to quit my job as much as I hate it, as much as it hates me. And I sure as shit don't have the guts to kill myself, and I'd give anything. Anything, to be able to fuck more chicks.

Any of yous go see some shaman types in Thailand anywhere for curses or luck or any of that shit? Does it actually work for you? Asia and Africa is always seen as very exotic, esoteric places with ancient rituals and traditions, bla bla bla. But let's face it, Asia is way more advanced that America can ever hope to be at this point.

You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

[SubCmdr]

It is my opinion, that most white men that I see are in Pattaya are old, ugly, fat and dress poorly

This is exactly what I wrote. But it appears that you cannot or simply will not read.

Well, to be frank, that is not an opinion. That is an actual fact as far as I see it. At least over half of the white men there fits your / this description. Maybe I'm not sure on the dress ugly. But that's a maybe. I mean, if you fit the first 3 points you made, nothing looks good on you anyway. So dressing good or bad is kinda irrelevant. (Suits are by the way stupid. Especially in this game.).

Pistons agree with me. Now I guess that makes us both racists according to ALLBITCH and his king The-Twat-from-DR. But the The-Twat-from-DR has no basis for comparison because he has never been to Thailand nor visited Pattaya or Cockbang nor plans to.

Perhaps Subcmdr is the one that should be wearing a black hood.

Actually I do have a black hoodie. It is my favorite light outerwear. But I rarely have use for one in Pattaya, Thailand. I place you have not visited as frequently as I have. I do use it when I travel on airplanes to keep my warm. Works out quite nicely. I bet if I wore a Black Hoodie here in Pattaya, Thai people wouldn't get scared and call the police on me the way certain demographic does in my country of origin. Your fear of THE CMDR indicates that you are part of that demographic.

I am not interested in burning anything on anyone's lawn. I am not interested in lynching anyone for the indignities I have suffered at the hand of the overseers of the the government / corporate plantations throughout my life in my country of origin. But, I do like KYC and watermelon. Watermelon is cheap and plentiful here in Thailand. Thais like it too. I bag a the fruit vendor right next to my building sells OUTSTANDING watermelon.

You can order them on Lazada. Have you been there long enough to know what Lazada is?

Lazada is a mail order company available in Thailand. Your question is evidence that you have not really been to Thailand EVER. You see there is an extensive network of Malls and markets where products of all types can be purchased in person cash on the barrelhead, grab and go. One of those products is Thai Gold. I've written extensively about it in the General Reports thread. Perhaps you have read my work. If you ever get a work release pass, that allows you to fly business class from Southern California to Thailand again in order to get some pussy because you are so mother fucking lame as a man that you cannot get laid in your country of origin while living amongst girls that have the loosest slots on earth, I'll take you to one.

Maybe your smoking hot Thai Girlfriend (that I am jealous of by the way) will buy it for you for your birthday?

I'm am certain she will will buy my a bar of Thai Gold Bar. She knows how I love my Thai Gold.

(with your money of course).

How do you know she does that? Have you spoke with her? No, you have not. You have not even filed a report about having a girl anywhere in the entire world for the last two years. What is up with that?

Then you brag to us how your smoking hot Thai Girlfriend (that I am jealous of by the way) bought you a nice, appropriate gift.

You really have issues my man. A report is not a brag. Maybe you feel like it is a brag because no one at all is giving you gifts and you are not getting laid anywhere in the world. So, anytime you read anything in the entire ISG space you have an apoplectic fit.

Pussy does not taste like watermelon, but it is juicy. On those rare occasions when I eat it, girls that receive my BIG PINK TOUNGE protruding and flapping from my BIG BLACK LIPS well they lose their mother fucking minds, announcing that they are goin to come just before they start screaming like a *****. But you wouldn't know anything about that, because the only thing you are eating is your foot each time you sit down at your computer and beat on your keyboard writing your posts about me.

I used to wonder about your creepy focus on me and my activities here in Thailand. But then I realized that you are jealous and not getting laid. Then it all made sense. Yep, I can be a bit SLOW at times.

All quotes by ALLBITCH have been edited to reduce his appearance of absolute stupidity, provide additional interpretation and clarity

Once upon a time, all of us was in chains
Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves
Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains
Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game
The settlers was usin' townfolk to make 'em richer
Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda!

They not like us! They not like us! They not like us!

[Mr Enternational]

Its a well known fact that the men who runs the global fashion and modelling business are all gay beta men. And gay beta men always prefer tall weak slim girls.

You made a point and a half with that one. The gay industry guys are telling you who you should like. Speaking of which, I don't understand why ladyboys walk like they are on a runway. Real women do not have all that drama to their walk. Surely they understand that but do it anyway?

[Mr Enternational]

One guy likes thick girls, the next likes them thin. One prefers short and curvy, the next wants tall and skinny. One guy only wants 20 and under, and another turns his nose up at anyone under 30. Implants? Some love, some hate.

Then you have a guy like me who is going to fuck all of them. I hate implants, but that does not mean I am not going to fuck a chick because she has them. I have had a couple if girlfriends with implants. It is the same as I don't like chicks to have tattoos, but I am not throwing out the baby with the bathwater.

[SubCmdr]

Allover's King (The-twat-from-DR), who he looks up to for all things in Thailand and the Dominican Republic has mental issues. Allover's King stated that no one quotes me right after Allover quoted me. It points to the continued mental degradation of his King. As a good subject Allover you should try to help your fellow human being out. Even if he is royalty only in his own mind and looks down on everyone else. Allover be down on his knees kissing the ring of his King (and who knows what else he is doing when he is kneeling before the Twat-from-the-DR.

It should be added that the Twat-from-the-DR has never visited Thailand, Pattaya or Cockbang nor plans to. He posts here only to continue the flame war that he started with me in the Dominican Republic after I advised him that my set up in Santo Domingo este was FAR superior to his Open Air Brothel lifestyle in Sosua. He does not know ANYTHING about the Thailand that he has not read or heard second hand. Anything he has to say about the place is based only on what he has seen on YouTube. He is in essence the definition of a Keyboard Warrior.

Allover is a punk ass *****, mother fucking girly man that has not filed a trip report on having sex with girls in Thailand (or anyplace else for that matter) for months he sits in sex prison in Southern California waiting for his next work release pass so he can fly business class to Thailand in order to get some pussy. In the interim he spends his time taking shots at me because he is jealous of my life and wants to be me.

[Oakie]

Better recognize!

Idiots like the Twat-from-the-DR. He lives in a Open Air Brothel with not one but two Dominican Prostitutes that he has wifed up. Then thinks he is superior by calling me a low life. He's not a racist. Because he says so. Yeah right! ROTFLMAO!.

This is just another example of the types of lies (or what he considers interpretations from the Twat-from-the-DR. He writes his male bovine excrement for whatever his reasons are (likely boredom).

The video in question has nothing to do with me at all It is a news story that the details have come out about. The the tourist admitted to being drunk and striking the security guard and then pursuing him into the club after the security guard denied him entry for being visibly drunk. This is just one example of the things dumb ass, old, ugly, fat, poorly dressed Farangs that visit do. Just another example in a long line of incidents of Farangs behaving badly. It must really bother the Twat-from-the-DR the man is just like him and from the same country.

How the Twat-from-the-DR spins this real life explanation of the facts of a news story in Thailand (a place he has never visited nor every plans to visit) where he has more in common with the individual in question than I do simply shows how far he is detached from reality while being a keyboard warrior sending out vitriolic posts from the Open Air Brothel know as Sousa.

Nobody cares about your life or what you have to say here Twat-from-the-DR.

OK, I get that, so why can't you just let it go? You can't, because your are not in control of your emotions. You want to get even! But we operate on totally different frequencies, and you'll always be you. And I will always be me, so it's just not possible!

You say you had a therapist?

I would call her, before you get really hurt!

You're just another victim of the monger Fantasy World you couldn't separate from real life, until it was too late! And you're flaming out in public, Sudsy!

Sad!

[Allover]

It is my opinion, that most white men that I see are in Pattaya are old, ugly, fat and dress poorly (Stub 3/6/2025).

Perhaps Stub is the one that should be wearing a black hood. You can order them on Lazada. Have you been there long enough to know what Lazada is? Maybe your ex-bargirl will buy it for you for your birthday (with your money of course). Then you brag to us how your ex-bargirl bought you a nice, appropriate gift.

Seriously, How does my urine taste now? Please wipe your chin

[SubCmdr]

Guy who talks in the video is full of crap though. It didn't look like he was charging at him at all. But the guard did a retard move and hit him in the head. Such things as what you can go to jail for is just stupidity.

Got to love a mother fuck talking out the side of his neck that has not kept up with the story and therefore is speaking out of turn as he is promoting his street fighting competence.

https://youtu.be/Cygnur7PFjQ?si=G7KKcUqfJmbKFHpR

My point is simply if the dumb ass farang had not had a attitude of superiority brought on from believing the hype of fed him over a lifetime in where he was from, he would not have been:

Knocked the fuck out!

Enough said!

[SubCmdr]

Better recognize!

Idiots like the Twat-from-the-DR. He lives in a Open Air Brothel with not one but two Dominican Prostitutes that he has wifed up. Then thinks he is superior by calling me a low life. He's not a racist. Because he says so. Yeah right! ROTFLMAO!.

Or send Youtube video examples of what they can expect, if they are stupid enough to get mixed up in your low life lifestyle. Deranged shit, on steroids!

This is just another example of the types of lies (or what he considers interpretations from the Twat-from-the-DR. He writes his male bovine excrement for whatever his reasons are (likely boredom).

The video in question has nothing to do with me at all It is a news story that the details have come out about. The the tourist admitted to being drunk and striking the security guard and then pursuing him into the club after the security guard denied him entry for being visibly drunk. This is just one example of the things dumb ass, old, ugly, fat, poorly dressed Farangs that visit do. Just another example in a long line of incidents of Farangs behaving badly. It must really bother the Twat-from-the-DR the man is just like him and from the same country.

How the Twat-from-the-DR spins this real life explanation of the facts of a news story in Thailand (a place he has never visited nor every plans to visit) where he has more in common with the individual in question than I do simply shows how far he is detached from reality while being a keyboard warrior sending out vitriolic posts from the Open Air Brothel know as Sousa.

Nobody cares about your life or what you have to say here Twat-from-the-DR.

When you see me bow!

You dont wanna be dead in the street. Mouth full of blood and a soul full of heat

[Jarango]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xxC7DnlhwSw

Has been a problem since some of you were young and in your prime.

[Oakie]

The Cmdr's Response

I am perfectly comfortable with the Twat-from-the-DR calling me whatever names he likes and taking the time to read every post I have ever written. Flattering actually. I has been going on for 10 plus years with no sign of stopping. His constant present in this thread show that he is only here to troll me. He has never been to Thailand, Cockbank or Pattaya but yet he has posts in several forums here in Thailand.

I actually wonder what his interest is here? You know, other than me.

That's because your dumbass brain hasn't yet figured out the obvious. LOL.

Here's the deal Sudsy:

In 15 years never posted on ISG, outside the DR Forum. (except for one brief question in the Japan Forum).

I have never been to Thailand, nor have I any interest in doing so. I prefer the classic tropical beauties, don't like to have my pussy served up on a plate by pimp mamasans who you have to "get to know" so you can bust your stack to impress her, with "making it rain", "40 Lady drinks". Who's always happy to see you, until the money runs out.

Rules, bar fines, regulations, and fixed prices are for newbies, the socially inept, and ageing jaded mongers, who need help getting laid.

In DR, like in real life, sex is a one on one transaction, and like in real life there are winners and losers. I prefer to get to know a little about the chica I'll be sharing a bed with, not to mention bodily fluids later. LOL.

I got here because you got your ass burned in DR and took our flame war with you to Thailand, the Philippines, Medellin and at least one more country around the world where you dropped my name multiple times, like you just couldn't let it go, and move on!

Now you know our deal was always, "no free shots!" Sudsy, so like the good knight I am, I came to defend my honor, and here we are!

I pass for a while, on most of your posts, to let it die, but everytime I see you dropping my name here (a couple of weeks ago it was 116 times in two weeks, on the Thailand threads alone) If I'm in the mood, I'll just give you more of the stuff I gave you in the DR, before you ran away!

Now that may be beyond your level of comprehension, but I'm sure most rational folks would get it!

When you post shit about me here, lies, racist, cheap crap, like the sun comes up every morning I'll be here to, as brother monger Allover crudely put it, "to piss in your mouth".

But you can't stop because you're obsessed and addicted to my attention, like an abused wife!

LOL.

[Mari1256]

El MExicant, why are you posting something fake that's not from your personal experience?

Check his long list of boring posts here; El Mexicant is one creepy Punjabi fake.