Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

Oh, this is rich. Punjabi Refund thinks he's James Bond, but all he did was dig up Soi 6 bar photos from Facebook for the millionth time and send them to some random nobody. That's it. That was the grand scheme. Bravo, Sherlock! You sure exposed. Absolutely no one.

You actually thought I wanted your contact info? In your dreams. Next time you fantasize about being in Thailand, just show up instead of playing these pathetic little spy games. You've been running this same tired script for months—it's embarrassing.

And now? You wasted actual time trying to "play detective," And you think you exposed me. To who? The ISG Ethics Committee? The Monger Oversight Board? Newsflash, Refund—I don't care as I'm not playing your stupid games.

However, you're actually not playing the game, you are the game—and you just lost. Now run along. The adults are talking. Yawn.

[SubCmdr]

Nice try ya *****. Got your mother fucking ass on a technicality. Validity of the Visa is 90-days. Initial Stay is 60-days. Comes right off the website.

Straight monster dunk in your mother fucking face!

Oh that was nasty!

[SubCmdr]

Who ever said that "Santo Domingo Este become a red light district?

Actually you did. In a reply to a post to me where you called me a constant Newbie. I pointed out that being called a Newbie not a insult. You plagiarized that from ALLBITCH in a move that shows your lack of creativity.

You are a one country SexPat posted up in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua who has never visited Thailand or posted a trip report in ISG in another country for the last 15 or is it 16 years.

You just shot your bolt with your Philippine lies.

I did not lie about anything. You are the one lacking in credibility. Come to Thailand. Talk shit. Wind up like your countryman I posted about.

I'm not interest any more in combing thru years the dregs of ISG where you post your shit, to find a combination that matches.

In other words you are not willing to back up your lies (excuse me. Interpretations) of what I wrote with actual quotes. Yes, much easier to continue to write your lies everyday here in the RANTS threads for whatever are your reasons to do so.

That's YOUR job, you little weasel, and only YOU have time for that shit!

Actually, it takes second to search using the ISG function. Nice cop out Oakie.

I could be wrong but the only explanation for your obsessive ranting about other mongers, rather than talking about chicas and hoes, is E. The.

You are actually the one with the credibility problem. When you claim to live in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua, when the Sosua Reports thread is jumping here you are posting in the Rants thread in Thailand everyday.

Look outside the RANTS threads. Especially in the User Blogs. You will find plenty of post about me having Sex with Thai Girls. Are you have mental acuity problems again Oakie. You need your Dominican Prostitute to make a medical appointment and take you to the doctor. They speak Spanish in the Dominican Republic. I know you are a advocate that you don't need to. She will help you get through a process that is simple for me when I am in the Dominican Republic.

For those that dont know: Oakie is a lame ass old, fat, gringo/farang mother fuck who has never visited Thailand and never plans to by his own admission. As such that makes him a ISG carpet bagger as an original pussy colonizer.

Currently posted up in the Open Air Brothel where his leader Mr. GoGo (who is a total and complete asshole like Oakie) showed pity on him and told him about the Dominican Republic because he could not get any pussy in Canada where he was living at the time. Working as an overseer for the multi-national wage slave plantation owners he finally got his flow straight and build a stack. He decided to move to the Dominican Republic. He has now had two Dominican Prostitutes that he has wifed up in succession. He lives a quiet life dancing Bachata barefoot with the second Dominican Prostitute he has wifed up, while waiting for Paco the Moto Guy to deliver them empanadas and Brugal for their Date Night every week.

He spends his time here in the RANTS threads trying to convince everyone that Sosua is better that Pattaya. But that is not going well as we have a half dozen posters here in Thailand Forums that have both Sosua and Pattaya (Something Oakie has not done) and declared that Pattaya is better. You will also find him entertaining himself trolling me and being a avid attacker of all anyone who says a negative word about Sosua.

His crew which consists of Coolie Low and AllBitch fights his internet battles for him. ALLBITCH is a homosexual who constantly projects his voyeuristic fantasies of seeing two men together on us almost every post. Ive often wondered if he goes with ladyboys or just pays Thai Girls to fuck him with the strap. He is always embarrassed by security when they pull it out of his carry on when he is on his way to board his flight. He ALWAYS flys business class and has been letting everyone on ISG know it for years.

If anybody has any other rational explanation, I have an open mind!

I know why Oakie is trolling me: ENVY!

Fuck the King! Long live THE CMDR!

[Oakie]

ISG Weekly News: The Circus Never Disappoints.

Buckle up, gentlemen. It's that time again where we sift through the rubble of another week and a halph on ISG and see who humiliated themselves the most. Spoiler alert: the competition was fierce.

"Fuck Off" Still Running for His Life.

Ah, our favorite budget traveler, Fuck Off. The man who invited me for a sit-down at Thermae only to ghost harder than a Pattaya bar girl after you send the deposit. I guess his grand return to Thailand will have to wait until he's saved up enough for his one lady drink. Maybe if he cuts back to half a drink per girl, we can speed this process up. Until then, he's still screaming into the void about my reports, while his Cambodian slum throne crumbles beneath him.

Punjabi Refund's Crisis of Existence.

It's been a tough week and a half again for Punjabi Refund. The man is out here desperately trying to prove he actually exists in Thailand, going as far as posting other people's receipt photos and trying to pass them off as his own. Next, he'll be claiming he owns Mixue. He even had the nerve to tell Explorer not to doubt his presence in Thailandbecause nothing screams "I am here" like needing to remind people you are here every 48 hours. Maybe next week he'll Photoshop himself onto Walking Street and call it a documentary.

The DR Twat: A Twat With a Heart of Gold?

Well, hell must have frozen over because The DR Twat actually did something good for oncecharity work. I'll give credit where it's due. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, and apparently, even an insufferable, self-important blowhard can do some good. But don't get too comfortablenext week, he'll be back in full force, ranting about how mongers need to "return to reality" while he spends his 57th consecutive hour on ISG..

Ah, another long diatribe mansplaining why he addicted, like his butt boy with the BBD, to the multiple posters who's response to him is usually, Fuck off!

A cry for relevancy, as his repetitive, cut and paste inane and platitudinal 'intel" is largely ignored these days. Another cry for attention from the supposedly busy, happy monger in Thailand!

Like his butt boy, a dedicated follower of those who tell him to Fuck Off!

WTF?

Maybe this explains the losers!

"But lets look at a follower a little more closely. A follower is someone who is attracted to something about you, and is always watching what you do as a result. He or she may not even like you though, and may get more joy in criticizing and trolling you than anything else."

So, you should be at least thankful that we provide you with more "Joy" than fucking hoes does apparently.

LOL.

Like his butt boy he knows he'll get a response by naming names!

But what a pathetic way to get a response to his posts, But these days, like his butt boy, his only way!

LOL.

[EverythingThai]

ISG Weekly News: The Circus Never Disappoints.

Buckle up, gentlemen. It's that time again where we sift through the rubble of another week and a halph on ISG and see who humiliated themselves the most. Spoiler alert: the competition was fierce.

"Fuck Off" Still Running for His Life.

Ah, our favorite budget traveler, Fuck Off. The man who invited me for a sit-down at Thermae only to ghost harder than a Pattaya bar girl after you send the deposit. I guess his grand return to Thailand will have to wait until he's saved up enough for his one lady drink. Maybe if he cuts back to half a drink per girl, we can speed this process up. Until then, he's still screaming into the void about my reports, while his Cambodian slum throne crumbles beneath him.

Punjabi Refund's Crisis of Existence.

It's been a tough week and a half again for Punjabi Refund. The man is out here desperately trying to prove he actually exists in Thailand, going as far as posting other people's receipt photos and trying to pass them off as his own. Next, he'll be claiming he owns Mixue. He even had the nerve to tell Explorer not to doubt his presence in Thailand—because nothing screams "I am here" like needing to remind people you are here every 48 hours. Maybe next week he'll Photoshop himself onto Walking Street and call it a documentary.

The DR Twat: A Twat With a Heart of Gold?

Well, hell must have frozen over because The DR Twat actually did something good for once—charity work. I'll give credit where it's due. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, and apparently, even an insufferable, self-important blowhard can do some good. But don't get too comfortable—next week, he'll be back in full force, ranting about how mongers need to "return to reality" while he spends his 57th consecutive hour on ISG.

Philip Marlow vs. The 21st Century.

Poor Philip Marlow. The guy still logs into MSN Messenger every day wondering where everyone went. It was truly a spectacle watching him fumble around the forum, not understanding how technology works. He actually believes I'm creating fake accounts to talk to myself, because clearly, the idea of me having supporters is just too much for his dinosaur brain to process. Someone get him a MySpace page and let him feel important again. Philip, my man, you're out here struggling to grasp the concept of modern technology like a grandpa trying to program a VCR. News flash: posts take two minutes to write. You, of all people, should know how efficient technology can be—after all, you've been meticulously tracking and quoting my every move like a forensic analyst with too much free time. Maybe if you spent less time reminiscing about the days of dial-up internet, you'the understand how the world actually works.

Explorer's Exposé on Pattaya Bar Girls: The Unauthorized Biography.

Ladies and gentlemen, we finally got a glimpse into Explorer's true mission in Pattaya: writing a thesis on bar girl sociology. This guy interrogates working girls like he's doing research for National Geographic. Then, on ISG, he pretends they just offer him this information unprovoked. Sure, pal. Meanwhile, he's also taking them on trips without getting laid. That's right—this guy is out here acting like a Lonely Planet tour guide for women who wouldn't touch him with a stolen credit card. But hey, at least he "knows everything about Pattaya. " Credit: This week's hard-hitting exposé on Explorer's Pattaya bar girl inquisition was brought to you by the world-renowned investigative journalist, Punjabi Refund, broadcasting live from his not-so-secret Pattaya field office (a. K. a. An imaginary Pattaya internet café with free refills). Tireless research, unparalleled dedication, and absolutely zero real-world experience—just the way ISG likes it!

Allover vs. SubCmdr: The Pissing Contest of the Year Continues.

These two should just go ahead and book a UFC octagon at this point. Allover and SubCmdr are still going at it, throwing internet haymakers like their lives depend on it. Every round is more entertaining than the last, and just when you think one of them is out, BOOM—a new five-paragraph post lands, and we're back in the game.

Final Thought:

Another week, another parade of clowns. Some trying to prove they exist, others running from their own invitations, and a few still trapped in 1999. As always, I'll be back next week or so. Until then, enjoy the show, because these guys never take a day off.

[UglyAzzMan]

Strangedt thing. Playpen farang took out a girl- undoubtedly one of the UglieR ones. Hahaha.

Repent next door very decent Girl,. 2,500 her fee.

Attractive girls while Raer do appear on Soi 6.

[EverythingThai]

So, when are you coming to Thailand?

Funny thing is that I've seen them BOTH IRL (Explorer at Maggie Mays with 2 other OGs and of course the Boof at Boofies). And come to think about it, they really sorta look alike. Explorer working away at his computer that day. Probably won't hear from the EverythingBi guy for awhile. He does that when there is a recent post that reveals his IRL image looks like. I'd hide too, if I were him. LOL.

When are you coming to Thailand?

I'm having too much fun eating Mixue ice cream where I am at now. Oh damn, a receipt from the 18th with funny looking lettering and the white Prince Snowman. Not sure what language it is. Anyways, the Punjabi Prince already embarrassed you during COVID when he was in Pattaya for 24 months straight. Not sure why you keep coming back for more. Thailand is my stomping ground. Don't ever deny my presence again. Sorry, what was your question again? LOL.

How low can you bow?

Oh look, Punjabi Refund, the self-proclaimed King of Pattaya, is dodging simple questions like he dodges bar tabs.

"When are you coming to Thailand?" A basic, innocent question from Explorer, asked twice, and instead of just answering like a normal person, Refund spirals into some psychotic monologue about ice cream receipts, BJ offers, and some imaginary Pattaya flex from COVID times. Bro, what?

And Explorer, congrats. For someone Refund supposedly "never acknowledges," you seem to have him rattled. My man really came back to respond to your initial question, like he spent seven days rehearsing a comeback in the mirror. For someone who pretends he's above us peasants, Refund sure seems triggered.

And what's this about me hiding? Oh, Refund, you poor dumb bastard. The difference between you and me? Technology lets me drop posts in 2 minutes and then actually live my life. You, on the other hand, spend every waking moment on ISG, stalking, analyzing receipts, and making up stories about how you're the Prince of Thailand while you sit in a call center eating stolen KFC.

Two minutes of my time vs. Your entire existence.

Actual experiences vs. Your fake Mixue receipts.

Acknowledging reality vs. Whatever desperate fiction you're spinning today.

So next time you're hunched over your laptop, feverishly typing up your weekly drivel about me, ask yourself one thing:

"How low can YOU bow, Refund?" Because right now, it looks like you're flat on your face.

[SubCmdr]

Dominican Republic

So we are rid of that piece of shit over on the Thailand Board? Mess Boy is over on the gleaming sands of the DR? Thank god you guys can have him.

Germany

You live in Thailand supposedly, you're a fugitive from Richmond Virginia and the Dominican Republic, and you've never been to an FKK, nor will you ever go since your type isn't welcome. So now you're here spewing your sick racist shit and embarrassing all of us other americans, especially in front of runty loser Frenchman? You need to get a life boy.

Members here, please note that this mouthy immature lad, who is probably really in mommy's basement, does not represent america. He's probably going to start talking about his big black dick soon, and considering he has no business here at all, my advice to you would be to just report all of his posts until the administrators get tired of it and get rid of him. He's become quite an impediment to the mission of this forum.

Richmond, VA

Rather than post a link, I invite you all to use the search function on the USA sex guide forum. He goes back to 2013 in Richmond.

Thailand

I think you should chill out. This is a forum to exchange information, not to have little wars over ego needs.

This is where it all started. I had never heard of Nyezhov before the above post. Click on the view original post for the date.

ISG's biggest troll. Living in a Cambodian Slum. Rumor is he is on the run from state authorities in Ohio. Possibly wanted for questioning in Springfield, regarding accusations of cruelty against animals (eating the dog and cat). Jealous of the current online ISG homosexual relationship between Oakie and Allover. Has numerous posts about ladyboys.

To each their own!

He insults folks in the Philippines too? Colombia, Thailand, Germany, DR, Philippines, Las Vegas, Richmond VA, boy sure gets around doesn't he LOL. Worlds biggest asshole, coming to a country near you.

[Oakie]

Who is that? Are you trying to tell me that you answer to the Kink of Sosua? Does not even sound like a person to me. Sounds to me it is more like an idea. Unless you are trying to reveal something to us without actually saying it.

Let us know how you did that. Since you have never been to Thailand or met any one posting here.

YOUR utter contempt for the intelligence of our ISG brothers knows no bounds Oakie!

The actual quote with the name that I used when I mentioned you in the Medellin Thread in Colombia.

One more thing

Are you sure you live in the Dominican Republic Oakie?

Since when did Santo Domingo Este become a red light district?

Who ever said that "Santo Domingo Este become a red light district"?

You just shot your bolt with your Philippine lies.

I'm not interest any more in combing thru years the dregs of ISG where you post your shit, to find a combination that matches.

That's YOUR job, you little weasel, and only YOU have time for that shit!

I could be wrong but the only explanation for your obsessive ranting about other mongers, rather than talking about chicas and hoes, is E. The.

If anybody has any other rational explanation, I have an open mind!

LOL.

[EverythingThai]

Oh, look—Punjabi Refund is back at it again, desperately trying to prove he's in Thailand. With a stolen ice cream receipt.

Yes, you read that right. Not a plane ticket. Not a visa stamp. A fucking Mixue receipt—which, by the way, he just ripped off the internet like every other fake post he's ever made.

Bro, we all know your entire existence on ISG is a fabrication. You're out here Googling random images, stealing Facebook photos, and recycling old ISG reports, trying to pass them off as real experiences. And now, you're waving around a damn dessert receipt like it's a boarding pass?

That's next-level pathetic.

And let's talk about this Thailand "stomping ground" delusion.

You're not here, you're not running shit, and nobody cares about your made-up legacy from COVID. You've spent years crafting this fake "I live in Thailand" fantasy, all while probably sitting in some tiny cubicle in an Indian scam call center, refreshing ISG between fake tech support calls.

But the best part? You ignored Explorer's question for a week, then circled back like some desperate ex-girlfriend hoping someone still cares. Dude, if you had any actual presence in Thailand, you wouldn't need to spend your life obsessing over random forum users and trying to prove where you are with bad Photoshop jobs.

So let's summarize the Punjabi Refund playbook:

• Fake reports from places he hasn't been.

• Stolen photos from Google and Facebook.

• An imaginary presence in Thailand.

• An obsession with random ISG users because he has nothing else in life.

Dude, it's over. You're not fooling anyone. Your "proof" of being in Thailand is as authentic as a Rolex from a beach vendor.

Enjoy your internet scavenger hunt, Punjabi Refund. While you're out here stealing ice cream receipts, I'll be back in Thailand actually living the life you wish you had.

[Explorer8939]

I get a lot of stories from ladies, and only some are accurate, or even true.

The stories range from "I no like Thai man" told by a lady who lives with a Thai man, to "I no have customer" from a lady who has a live in Farang. There are lots of stories, mostly intended to enrich the bargirl.

Some are innocuous. Every lady talks about Lam Yai's adventure with a kik. Some are money makers, stories designed for you to react by giving her money.

You have to use some common sense to know which are true or not.

[Explorer8939]

Sorry for the late news gents. This weeks news is a little different. Hope you enjoy.

There's a man. A man who roams the neon-lit bars of Pattaya, Brazil, Japan, and the DR.

Moving from stool to stool, beer to beer, conversation to conversation. He's not here for the thrill of the chase or the glory of the hunt. No, no, no. He's here for the data.

While others are lost in the blissful simplicity of cold drinks and warm company, he is on a mission. A mission to explore. Not through action God forbid but through inquisition.

He doesn't wait for stories to come to him he extracts them. He grills them and asks many questions.

"Where are you from?

"How much do your other customers give you?

"What was the name of that guy you were with last night?..

I resemble that remark.

[UglyAzzMan]

Sorry for the late news gents. This weeks news is a little different. Hope you enjoy.

There's a man. A man who roams the neon-lit bars of Pattaya, Brazil, Japan, and the DR.

Moving from stool to stool, beer to beer, conversation to conversation. He's not here for the thrill of the chase or the glory of the hunt. No, no, no. He's here for the data.

While others are lost in the blissful simplicity of cold drinks and warm company, he is on a mission. A mission to explore. Not through action God forbid but through inquisition.

He doesn't wait for stories to come to him he extracts them. He grills them and asks many questions.

"Where are you from?

"How much do your other customers give you?

"What was the name of that guy you were with last night?

"Who paid your rent this month?

Each answer stored away, cataloged in the depths of his personal archive, later to be regurgitated on ISG as if he was the omniscient narrator of every working girl's life story.

But here's the thing he doesn't just listen.

He shapes the narrative.

A girl doesn't tell him something? He'll fill in the blanks.

A monger has a different experience? He must be wrong.

A report contradicts his findings? Oh, it must be from someone who doesn't really know Pattaya.

Because he knows Pattaya.

Oh, does he know Pattaya.

He's an explorer, after all.

But let's talk about what he really explores.

Not the depths of debauchery. Not the pleasures that most come for. No, his is a different kind of journey.

While others experience, he observes.

While others indulge, he documents.

While others win, he watches.

Because you see, he doesn't just collect stories. He collects experiences that aren't his.

He takes girls on trips out of Thailand, showers them with gifts, plays the generous benefactor. But at the end of the night, when the lights go out, and the bed is cold? He sleeps alone.

And yet, when he returns? He tells the forum how much she trusts him.

How much she tells him.

How much he knows about how it "really works. ".

A man named after an explorer, but whose greatest adventure never begins.

And his name?

Well, let's just say he once took down a giant.

This one?

He's still standing in a gents club, trying to convince himself he's already won.

You Turning against the SUD and his Gold Trinkets. ?

[SubCmdr]

Who is that? Are you trying to tell me that you answer to the Kink of Sosua? Does not even sound like a person to me. Sounds to me it is more like an idea. Unless you are trying to reveal something to us without actually saying it.

After I pissed in his big mouth again today over there

Let us know how you did that. Since you have never been to Thailand or met any one posting here.

Your utter contempt for the intelligence of our brother mongers knows no bounds!

YOUR utter contempt for the intelligence of our ISG brothers knows no bounds Oakie!

Next?

The actual quote with the name that I used when I mentioned you in the Medellin Thread in Colombia.

One more thing

Are you sure you live in the Dominican Republic Oakie?

Since when did Santo Domingo Este become a red light district?

[SubCmdr]

He insults folks in the Philippines too? Colombia, Thailand, Germany, DR, Philippines, Las Vegas, Richmond VA, boy sure gets around doesn't he LOL. Worlds biggest asshole, coming to a country near you.

When someone references a post from outside the RANTS threads and does not use the ISG Quote function, then you know they are lying about you wrote. They don't want the readers of their post to be able to click on view original post link to see what you actually said in the post they are referencing. There are only two posters in this thread that do this.*
ROTFLMAO!

*Correction three posters. Enough said!