FKK Artemis - Berlin

[VonSauer]

I am planning my first visit to Artemis! Can more expert mongers advise me:

1. If I speak German to the girls, do I use the informal (duzen) or formal (seizen)?

2. How likely am I to find an Asian girl (I know, I know, but the heart wants what it wants.)?

3. Any other rules of etiquette to follow?

No need to use any formal language with the girls.

Almost no chance to meet an asian girl there, mostly big Romanian tatooed silicone girls and some odd big black girls.

Only rule is to make sure to agree about price and service before going to the room and to avoid any issues, don't let them blow your dick unless you are OK to go with them. Best is not to be too touchy unless you are thinking of giving it the go to the girl.

[TKOman]

I am planning my first visit to Artemis! Can more expert mongers advise me:

1. If I speak German to the girls, do I use the informal (duzen) or formal (seizen)?

2. How likely am I to find an Asian girl (I know, I know, but the heart wants what it wants.)?

3. Any other rules of etiquette to follow?

[Winston11]

Guys do you know if it is possible to go to the cinema with the girl having a blowjob there and then continue for the rest in a room?

Yes, you can. I've done it a few times in the downstairs cinema and the main room one and then upstairs to finish. Just tell the girl in advance.

[Johnnnnn62]

Guys do you know if it is possible to go to the cinema with the girl having a blowjob there and then continue for the rest in a room?

[VonSauer]

First time at Artemis last Friday afternoon from 14 h00 to 18 h00.

Location wise it is great, short walking distance from S bahn Westkreuz which is in the center of Berlin. Far easier access than Fkks around the Frankfurt area.

Lady at the reception is friendly, smiling and explains everything slowly. The lockers and showers are compact but definitely cleaner than Fkks in Frankfurt.

Entered the smoking lounge where the girls are at 14 h00 and there was less than 10 girls with maybe only 2 that were doable and the rest terrible overweight girls with horrible tattoos here and there. Have never seen such a bad line up at Frankfurt Fkks before, the girls were really not girls anymore and seriously badly overweight. Wouldn't even do them for free.

Left the lounge quickly as it also had that terrible smoke smell and went downstairs to the Kino. Nice to see one as I think there is no more Kino in Frankfurt Fkks. Have had some great experience getting sucked while watching porn and find it disappointing that there is no more such place in the Frankfurt Fkks. But unfortunately there was nothing going on there so went to take a nap at the welness area.

Went back for a tour every hour and so and number of girls rose slowly but not the level.

At 18 h00 when I decided to leave, there was only one girl that attracted me as she was the only young one with natural look and no tattoo. All the rest really looked old and vulgar. What a letdown. Left balls full and highly frustrated.

I know that afternoons can be limited in terms of line up but this seriously was just plain terrible. And the fact girls mostly stay in the smoking lounge is also a big letdown for me, the atmosphere in that lounge is just horrible and it s difficutl to stay in that lounge while breathing all that second hand smoke.

[Sirioja]

ARTEMiS Berlin.

I visited ARTEMiS on a Saturday afternoon, many girls, many men, but not all men are active, they just sit around if they have done their deed, and they're just enjoying sitting and watching the scene.

I went with Maggae from Hamburg, short black hair, beautiful tattoos, one shows "81", no jutting tits.

Once in the room, she told me that ARTEMiS has more rules than others, and she was not too playful. She also said she does not like to be asked private questions about herself. My best part was not getting too hard after these restrictions. 70 Euro was agreed for 1/2 hour. But for 30 Euro more, she would remove the condom for the blow.

Her blow was good, but too short. She spoke dirty to me and looked at me beautifully, all the time, deeply into my eyes.

She wanted to get f*cked hard, but still, my best part was not getting too hard; I did not come.

I also take all kind of shit for my heart: Atorvastin / Ezetimibe / Ramipril / Clopidogrel and maybe this is disturbing my erection?

But such a cute girl, I told her I envy her boyfriend.

A cute, intelligent girl, but I was not so much at ease with her. On the way out, she remarked, "You are crazy!" I replied to her, "Same to you. " Later, I approached her at the bar, but she was not interested in talking further with me. That's it!!.

Yes, 1,69 is too short for modeling. Supermodels have to be more than 1,77 bare feet.

[John Auro]

ARTEMiS Berlin.

I visited ARTEMiS on a Saturday afternoon, many girls, many men, but not all men are active, they just sit around if they have done their deed, and they're just enjoying sitting and watching the scene.

I went with Maggae from Hamburg, short black hair, beautiful tattoos, one shows "81", no jutting tits.

Once in the room, she told me that ARTEMiS has more rules than others, and she was not too playful. She also said she does not like to be asked private questions about herself. My best part was not getting too hard after these restrictions. 70 Euro was agreed for 1/2 hour. But for 30 Euro more, she would remove the condom for the blow.

Her blow was good, but too short. She spoke dirty to me and looked at me beautifully, all the time, deeply into my eyes.

She wanted to get f*cked hard, but still, my best part was not getting too hard; I did not come.

I also take all kind of shit for my heart: Atorvastin / Ezetimibe / Ramipril / Clopidogrel and maybe this is disturbing my erection?

But such a cute girl, I told her I envy her boyfriend.

A cute, intelligent girl, but I was not so much at ease with her. On the way out, she remarked, "You are crazy!" I replied to her, "Same to you. " Later, I approached her at the bar, but she was not interested in talking further with me. That's it!!
/ / /

Later I talked with petite Cleopatra from Bulgaria, small tits, small body, my taste.

But I finally went with a tall and slim blonde Victoria from Moscow. Can I call her Fucktoria?

She was easy-going, she liked me dancing to the techno sound, and she had a model face. She was a perfect beauty for me.

Session was 90 Euro, Blowjob was great with her and she said for 50 Euro more I can come in her mouth. She made me come, she knew how to do it, and I was happy. It has been a long time since something like this happened to me, actually a year ago in Nairobi. In between she was riding me good with her small pussy.

I don't come easily, but she managed well, I am not young any more! I love the way she looked at me all the time in my face and eyes while blowing me.

Both girls were great, but only the 2nd could make me come. So I realised again how important is a girls attitude to make me cum. Actually, I have always had a good experience with Russian girls, always.

I told her she could be a model, but she opposed the idea that her size is 169 cm and that she is missing 1 cm, which is too short to qualify as a model.

She travelled a lot, even to Peru and Australia. I told her if she wants my phone number, once she comes to my area, but she said the club restricts her from accepting phone numbers. So it would be a good idea to prepare a small piece of paper that can be slipped between the bills when payment is done later. In case there is a need for this.

I would like to go back to this place, but unfortunately, I live far away from Berlin.

[Sirioja]

No standard. Some girls allow, some not.

So, You have to ask for FK, DATY? Feeling like a beggar. At Sharks, when bad casting, I had to choose a very beautiful Romanian, but behaving like what I call a little Romanian in club. Rare beauty, full natural with 0 tattoo and piercing, in bed, she really did let go for DATY til her very real orgasmus. Interesting, more than her limited vagina, even taller than 1,70, but I m too big now for Romanians new generation, so I target Germans, Italians or ex USSR. Funny how some of these WGs don t refuse to get pleasure. Some with chicken skin, hardening nipples or clit, some almost squirting.

[Tintin1]

Alina.

I had specifically gotten to Artemis early enough to see Alina having been forewarned about her schedule by Pharisaer (much thanks). Sadly she told me when I saw her walking through the club she was booked for a 90 minute session and that was her last.

Winston had recommended a South American MILF in his post and I struck out finding anyone looking like her and after my third tour round the floor even the girls were yelling out: " Are you sure you are in the right place. This is a sex club? ".

I decided to take the next girl who I saw and found a rather attractive Ro with very typical features (slender / dark hair / store bought breasts). She assured me she was best at oral. 90? 4 30 Very good OWO but since it was my 4th night in a row of mighty oral aerobics as part of my wellness routine it would have taken some major skills to get 5 stars. If she told me her name I'd say something with a D. Maybe Dahlia or Davora. I asked her a second time in the room but she put my penis in her mouth as she was saying it and now it's all Dahamamam. Finished in mish with no special fireworks. But she gave me a light massage for a few minutes after and tried to get me to expend for another 30 by focusing her efforts between my legs and on my ass.

I wanted to stay but had promised to meet a civilian for a drink at the hotel post her Berlin theatre show. So I needed to save a tiny bit of energy Fine night but easily interchangeable with so many FKK visits across the country.

[Pharisaer]

What about DATY? Standard or other miss?

No standard. Some girls allow, some not.

[Sirioja]

DATY I never try at FKK.

Easiest way to make cum girls and then, I love their reaction, behavior, quite interesting.

[TeFab456]

70/90 if really 30 mn is not bad rate with a real beauty, but no FK is a big miss for quality. What about DATY? Standard or other miss?

DATY I never try at FKK.

[PayForIt]

Been to Artemis a few times already this year, and I have to say, the place is almost back to its old groove from before Corona. Of course it will never be exactly the same anymore like in 2014 or 15, because some of the girls are still there from that time, and have grown older. But now the dominance of siliconised, tattooed porn starlets is not absolute anymore. There are some really fine, beautiful, natural, some even stunning young ladies. And service can be really nice, if you don't expect DFK which just doesn't fit the institution (this is a place to efficiently provide male orgasms after all in the first place). 70 + 20 for OWO is still a very decent rate to start with, especially compared to Vienna. And from what I observed business is going well. There is really nothing like being part of such an evening when it slowly gains pace, and soon you have to queue for rooms, which is always a nice time to flirt a little.

Thanks for a very welcome update. I'm not from Germany and have avoided FKK land for the past year or so whilst pursuing our sport in other parts of the World. But Artemis was my first, and my favourite FKK. Sure it doesn't have the grounds of Oase, World or even Sharks, but I love the small gym for a workout between sessions, have always enjoyed the indoor pool as well as the outdoor one. Though they really should upgrade the outdoors to create a better vibe. Even placing plants around the upper and lower levels. The food has never been great but I love the club being split on the two floors before heading up that spiral staircase. Great news that the LU has improved. Had I read this before flying into NRW and now being in FRA I would have gone to Berlin first. Its far more appealing as a City for non-mongering activity than FRA or NRW. I will add Artemis back on the "go to " list.

[Sirioja]

Been to Artemis a few times already this year, and I have to say, the place is almost back to its old groove from before Corona. Of course it will never be exactly the same anymore like in 2014 or 15, because some of the girls are still there from that time, and have grown older. But now the dominance of siliconised, tattooed porn starlets is not absolute anymore. There are some really fine, beautiful, natural, some even stunning young ladies. And service can be really nice, if you don't expect DFK which just doesn't fit the institution (this is a place to efficiently provide male orgasms after all in the first place). 70 + 20 for OWO is still a very decent rate to start with, especially compared to Vienna. And from what I observed business is going well. There is really nothing like being part of such an evening when it slowly gains pace, and soon you have to queue for rooms, which is always a nice time to flirt a little.

70/90 if really 30 mn is not bad rate with a real beauty, but no FK is a big miss for quality. What about DATY? Standard or other miss?

[TeFab456]

Been to Artemis a few times already this year, and I have to say, the place is almost back to its old groove from before Corona. Of course it will never be exactly the same anymore like in 2014 or 15, because some of the girls are still there from that time, and have grown older. But now the dominance of siliconised, tattooed porn starlets is not absolute anymore. There are some really fine, beautiful, natural, some even stunning young ladies. And service can be really nice, if you don't expect DFK which just doesn't fit the institution (this is a place to efficiently provide male orgasms after all in the first place). 70 + 20 for OWO is still a very decent rate to start with, especially compared to Vienna. And from what I observed business is going well. There is really nothing like being part of such an evening when it slowly gains pace, and soon you have to queue for rooms, which is always a nice time to flirt a little.