Bangkok Reports

[Jarjarmissa]

Monday evening, terrific on Sukhumvit. They are supposed to stop splashing but it is up to them. Quite difficult to reach my fav diner place. Krua Khun Puk -, I succeed by walking down the street and not on the walkside where water battle are in progress. This Songkran is really fun. Unless you want to do something not wet then it becomes a nightmare.

Anyway, diner done are then Thermae. We are 3 or 4 Caucasians and 100 asiat. So clearly except the 3 on Dick scale smile at us. The line up is not attractive (from 3 to 6 maybe) so after a drink I decide to give up and go back to the hotel in Sukhumvit15 at midnight. Oh street is calm. No water machine gun to avoid.

Few hours of scouting (Tinder is KO in Thailand. TF a bit better. Finally I catch 4 girls via WeChat. Last app to propose "Nearby connected people" Finally I do not conclude with the girls (2 FL 4000 and 6000 baths no way and 2 tourists reluctant to visit a man at 2 or 3 am).

Finally I try something for the 1st time (I go against some advise here), I call for a outcall massage of 2 hours for 1000 baths (yes 1000,26 euros for 2 hours).

I can then confirm 3 points:

1- Photos are fake. The agency sends pic "alike" but it is not same girl.

2- Good massage (she is only 4 but she is good at what she does).

3- Extra suggested at the end: Full service 4000 (fuck off) - CBJ 3000 (fuck off) - HK 1500. Not enough attractive to fuck her, but nice boobs I ended up with a self HJ on them.

Total: Massage 1000 + tips 500 for 2 hours service on my king size. Next time I try again but to find a beautiful girl.

(Massage agency 24/7 : Jenny outcall massage, google is your friend. Do I recommand yes and no, it depends what you want). I remain a huge fan of La Belle or Poseidon. Expensive but for good reason.

Concerning the outcall massage I will maybe renew but only for what it is, a massage.

[Banana Boi]

Many places are defaulting to double LDs so you need to specify one LD when ordering.

Always check your bin when you get a new one after each drink order. If it says 2 drinks (double) have them take the drink and bin back and say you didn't order that. Never be pushed around by bars in Thailand.

I can see this happening often at super tourist Nana and Cowboy. Care to name the gogo bars that do this?

I have never had this happen in a Pattaya gogo bar and I've bought 1000's of LD over the years.

[Zam007]

I had been to BKK a few weeks back for 2 days to catch a flight to China and took a this naughty time off. I didn't go to the gogo bars because I had to sleep and wake up on time. Stuck with trusted and reliable mps like Hunny bunny. But I had been itching to take a spinner back to my hotel from gogo.

I noticed a lot of nice looking girls in Bacara. Even though they are overpriced, I would like to know how much do they expect be paid.

Thanks to everyone for giving an idea of the updated prices.

[Nyezhov]

I have spent a lot of time in Nana over the past few weeks. One or two places I went to charged 3 k (3 k ST + 1 k BF = 4 k) or 3. 5 k (3. 5 k ST + 1 k BF = 4. 5 k), but most are charging 4 K now (4 k ST + 1 k BF so 5 k total). Beer Sing, 165-200 baht. Ladydrinks, usually 200 thb. Many places are defaulting to double LDs so you need to specify one LD when ordering. I do this every time and have never had any pushback for it from the girl or waitress (I usually just buy 2-3 LDs, have never had a girl refuse ST before).

The rule in Nana has always been hold up your finger and say ONE Lady drink Krap. Cowboy too. Its a habit you all should have.

[TJ222]

I have spent a lot of time in Nana over the past few weeks. One or two places I went to charged 3 k (3 k ST + 1 k BF = 4 k) or 3. 5 k (3. 5 k ST + 1 k BF = 4. 5 k), but most are charging 4 K now (4 k ST + 1 k BF so 5 k total). Beer Sing, 165-200 baht. Ladydrinks, usually 200 thb. Many places are defaulting to double LDs so you need to specify one LD when ordering. I do this every time and have never had any pushback for it from the girl or waitress (I usually just buy 2-3 LDs, have never had a girl refuse ST before).

Yeah, was in Bunny 3. There were girls from one of the Rainbows dancing there.

My two drinks + 3 single lady drinks was roughly 1000.

ST was quoted as 1. 2 k BF and 3 k for the girl.

[Llantarnam]

Tan lines on chicks are ok dude. The chicks are still hot, and sometimes tan lines make them even hotter. Even if it's extreme tan lines.

I don't mind what colour a girl is, but always found it best if they are the same colour all over.

[MongerHunger]

Will there still be water activity on the streets or will it be over by then. Last year my holiday was ruined with water being thrown at me.

You have absolutely nothing to worry about. This year, Songkran will be a water-free because someone complained about getting wet during the festival.

[Newton York]

Tan lines on chicks are ok dude. The chicks are still hot, and sometimes tan lines make them even hotter. Even if it's extreme tan lines.

[ElMexicant]

So if some of your don't know, this is now a confirmed thing. I am 1000% sure anybody who will have tickets, especially VIP or tent packages, will be able to pretty much fuck any girl in Bangkok without rejection. Thailand is the first Asean country to be able to host this global event. If you don't know what Tomorrowland is, then ignore this. The girls will spot out fraudsters real quick. Learn to love Sia and Dua Lipa. Normally, I don't like to share insider tips, but these tickets resale well over their face value always. Buy early and hold onto them late. I've done this before where I flash my receipt confirmation and QR codes for the event and "promise" to take GG Bar girls with the golden pussy to the events. Strippers like to play and hustle, but some of us are oooh so much better at it than them. Revelations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3_EFWkP2RU (Video was a month old. It is now confirmed. 555).

[Jarjarmissa]

Here for Songkran (believe it not, anyway.).

- Thursday. Hotel half way between BTS Nana and Asoke.

A tour to Thermae. All girls 4-6 max so it was a no go for me. Finally picked a girl in the street. Front of Sofitel - 29 why, look younger as usual, 2500 be for 1 hour. Not the best experience ever, still jet lagged.

- Friday. Following recommandation read here, and the nice note in Google maps, I decide to goto Wonder Massage. Price list is in the website. A lot of girls are off for Songkran. My girl told me that Wonder has 100 customers per day. It is a plant. Was really disappointed. It could have been better with a robot. Shower, massage, BBBJ and CIM, bath. Don't even remember her name. Will not go again.

- Saturday / Sunday: it is Songkran. Totally crazy. Street are wet wet wet. Really fun if you want to enjoy only the event (Sanam luang for families. Silom Peg13 - Khao san road Peg18). No chance to go out without been splashed. Recommandation: Grab and goto La Belle ou others. Expensive but safe.

I stay at Ruamchit hotel and enjoy the scene. Girls in and out of the hotel with their customers (I have heard girl with a Japanese in the lobby asking him 3500 for one shot + room). 3500 from Thermae vs 5500 or 6500 at La Belle, I do not hesitate even 1 sec.

It will be done on Wednesday so next week will be better to enjoy nana and others.

[Vicky Cooper]

I'm arriving in BKK 21st April morning. Will there still be water activity on the streets or will it be over by then. Last year my holiday was ruined with water being thrown at me.

[EverythingThai]

Cross off Cowboy from my plans for next Saturday, I hope that Sunday it's all over.

Don't worry in Bangkok it's all over by then. Thursday, Friday Saturday of next week things are normal. Unlike Pattaya where it goes on still.

[BionicMan]

Just got back from Soi Cowboy tonight and honestly, it was madness. Songkran has the whole area packed and wild. Couldn't get anything done properly with the crowds, water, and general chaos everywhere.

Stay safe out there.

It's for entertaining the tourists and let them live the Songkran experience LOL.

[UglyAzzMan]

Government says Suck-kran good for business.

Wet people don't Spend Money.

I m staying home Sunday night.

Is anyone spending more because it's Suck-kran?

[Downandup]

Just got back from Soi Cowboy tonight and honestly, it was madness.

Cross off Cowboy from my plans for next Saturday, I hope that Sunday it's all over.