Pattaya Reports

**GentileBear** · 04-20-25 16:25

Originally Posted by Bunky [View Original Post]

Such an informative report! I especially like the advice to smile and have a positive attitude. Pattaya runs on customer service. If you're a sour faced tosser you start with two strikes against you.

Thanks Man!

Indeed I have had a poor attitude in the past for many dumb reasons; ED, Can't Drink due to ED, Empty Stomach to allow the ED meds to work better, being edgy over performing. And then the classic stuff:

Where You From?

Where You Stay?

First time Thailand?

You Buy Me 5 Tequila?

You have friends (that you're meeting here?)

You on Holiday?

You married?

You do what Job ka'?

So This Trip I decided to turn the frown upside down, fake it till I make it and play the odds!! I decided to just go with the flow and not be Stingy with INTRO 1 or 2 ladies drinks. And kept my focus on HER. And I did smile and listen. I even complimented her tattoos and asked if she went to the Tattoo event on beach road that was about 10 days ago. I had Google Translate assist. I also:

Did NOT mention other bars. Or other girls. I did lie and say I only arrived 2 days ago for 25 days -to about 15 ladies with a bright smile! Rub back, smile, compliment tattoos, I was perched up at that bar directly across the tattoo artist with the BullDog logo - and they have a BullDog maskot too. The place with large Red chairs, pool table and is close to beach road. I told the waitress / freelancer "I like that BullDog" and she said "You like Buddha?" and we had a moment over that. (There are some hotter that fish grease ladies at this place)!

Basically, if you go to Corner bar. At the other end of Soy 6 - you'll see the opposite of how I acted. This is how I previously was in previous trips. Drunk, zoned out on sports games, telling war stories like I was in special forces. And running to the toilet ever 10 minutes. What changed is I played the odds- 70% of the ladies will agree to my special request to forget the latex. Some say absolutely not. And that's fine. Next! Also I smiled with genuine happiness in that I was able to rise up against the ED issue. By learning to Fuck First then eat and drink! Hhhahahah. The ED pills work far better on an empty stomach and water / coconut milk. Previous trips I had pizza, Thatcher Cider, Sticky Rice, you get it. Too many carbs. This past 6 months I have more or less reduced sugar and carbs and take supplements that make me confidant I can shoot the lady in the tits or mouth with my load. And that keeps the smile going!

Semi Pro Tip. I would break out the Viagra (Sidenafil Citrate) tabs and show some of the ladies. If they said "you sick, what that is?" That might mean she's relatively new. But to be honest. I had a GREAT session with a lady at Sexy in the City that said she wanted me to eat it for her! - that was the cue to take her upstairs to the room!

But yes, smiling, being extra polite and gentle works! Don't be grumpy, frowning, stern and pissed off. Even if you are. I always asked about BB in a bashful tone. But not sure that matters. These ladies are not bashful in asking for 5 tequila shots.

**Explorer8939** · 04-20-25 00:01

Today, April 20, is the start of Low Season. Foreign tourists pack up and leave. The airport buses will be full today, and Bolt taxis to Suvarnabhumi will be busy.

The ladies today are broke, having spent Songkran throwing water and drinking.

I will still avoid central Pattaya today, because some foreigners might not realize that Songkran is over, and may still throw water at random people.

**Explorer8939** · 04-19-25 23:55

Originally Posted by Trevor2522 [View Original Post]

I guess Beach Road is 'Au Naturel', or up to the punter ... but what is the general rule on the more-institutionalised Soi 6 these days? Without for an extra fee? Or easier just to negotiate with Thai Friendly / onliners for one's preferred deal?

If you go with a Beach Road lady and don't use a condom, you are playing Russian roulette. They frequently go with groups of South Asian men for 500 baht per. It's not uncommon for ladies to go with 8 guys.

Not that South Asian men are more likely to carry infections, but fucking large quantities of customers makes the ladies more prone to disease.

**Trevor2522** · 04-19-25 12:25

I guess Beach Road is 'Au Naturel', or up to the punter ... but what is the general rule on the more-institutionalised Soi 6 these days? Without for an extra fee? Or easier just to negotiate with Thai Friendly / onliners for one's preferred deal?

**Falcon 95** · 04-17-25 01:08

Part 3.

Sandy reaches for the bin and picks up the invoice. She turns to me and asks, "Put 400 Baht?" Yes! Just like the Enrique Iglesias song, "Tonight, I'm fucking you. " When she brings the final invoice, the total amount is 1,475 Baht. I gladly pay the amount and off we head for the stairs to heaven on the second floor. Sandy leads the way and I'm following behind her. As we go up the stairs, I'm preoccupied with staring at her beautiful ass that I do not realize that she is not carrying any towels with her. I only notice it once we are inside the room.

I ask her, "Where are the towels?" She says, "No towels. Today is my first day at Sexy. " Well, this day is going from great to bad. "What do you mean no towels?" Apparently, someone fucked up and there were no fresh towels at Sexy in the City that day. Thank you mamasan or manager or cashier or whoever for not telling me. So what did we do about the no towel situation? We improvised. That's all I'm going to say. (Also, while some girls lie about this being their first day at the shop, I do believe that this is really Sandy's first day at Sexy.).

I help Sandy get undressed. I cannot believe that this is actually happening. I thought the day would never come. Her natural breasts look quite large in the photo. But push-up bras are very deceptive. Her breasts aren't that big when the bra comes off. Even Sandy says that her breasts are small. But they are natural and very firm. That is more than good enough for me.

To be continued.

**GentileBear** · 04-16-25 02:22

Back from a 1 month stay -.

Good:

BBFS was easy to get.

Good looking ladies on Soy 6 - spent 75% of time here. Can't understand why GoGo's are so popular? Maybe its because some guys need a show? Well all I want is to fuck. Had some Killer Sessions with great attitudes and fair prices.

Cost of hotel for 1 month. Can't beat Thailand! Cheap!

Buyers Market! Many ladies are wanting to make a deal and take your cock for a ride. Smile like a game show host and buy 1 lady drink -and I had about 60% of the ladies appear genuinely happy I wanted more than just a drink session.

Not many punters compared to ladies! We have the edge right now.

Bad:

Beach Road. Far less ladies than expected. Especially 8 pm - 10 pm nights.

I still can't get Thai Friendly dates like others. I give up. Many did ask me to go to their bar, so what's the point?

Maggie Mays, Buzzin Bar on the opposite side, and a few others. Why waste time here? Soy 6 is 10 X better for ladies who are better looking.

Ugly:

4,000 Baht requests from ladies from places like 3 Angeles Club Soy 6 - 5 Drinks at a time Demands -. Hell no! 1 drink first and let's see!

Pollution from motorbikes / way way way too many sales carts bumping into my knees.

Some ladies are indeed drink only and not interested in boom-boom.

Way way way too many Video cameras and want to be YouTube creators taking video blogs running around.

MISC Comments: I forced a good attitude by smiling a lot and it works! If no vibe after 2 lady drinks, I ditched her. Never went to Walking Street (why bother?) Tree town and LK Metro. Lots of free lancers but did not pull the trigger as Beach Road and Soy 6 had far better options, the phrase "I am new employee in bar 4 days only" must be pre-programmed by mamasans into the ladies phones. As I was shown this more than 2 x. Hahhaahaa. Got to love these ladies!

**GentileBear** · 04-16-25 01:54

Couple of weeks back. There was a booth with tables, literature and posters for the PrEP Medication. I remember Explorer was asking about where to possibly buy this stuff. I was just passing thru and somewhat surprised to see 2 desks and staff have a setup for apparently free info. This was just before Songkron. But I Was there 2 weeks ago and it was just apposite Hedonism club.

**Gloryjack** · 04-15-25 18:36

Is mid June a good time to visit pattaya?

**TravelingMan3** · 04-15-25 13:44

Originally Posted by EverythingThai [View Original Post]

Being realistic is the most important if you are going to post reports in the Pattaya section or any section on ISG. For pricing in Pattaya, if every monger budgets 2000 Baht per girl for a short time encounter, they will be safe. Some ladies will charge a little more or less depending on the venue, the location and type of girl, freelancer or bar girl and the type of service you want. But budgeting 2000 Baht is a safe bet. Some days you will pay a little more and other days a little less. It will all even out in the end.

I can agree as long as one stays away from the gogo bars 2000 baht should get it done in most cases.

**ElMexicant** · 04-15-25 13:33

Originally Posted by Falcon95 [View Original Post]

Relay this message to your OG's, whoever they are.

"Try and fail, but don't fail to try".

My original comment was all in fun and ass cheek, but thanks for the pic. You sir have a nice sense of selection from what I saw. Keep them guessing and keep the story going please. Reminds me of the old FLHawk type of literary tales. Classics indeed!

**EverythingThai** · 04-15-25 13:01

Originally Posted by Rocko20 [View Original Post]

The gatekepers and pocket watchers will never accept these facts, which is why I don't bother mentioning prices in any of my trip reports. Having mongered in multiple countries over the course of a decade, price isn't even the real problem.

It's service and talent. Many working girls (particularly freelancers) don't even want to give bareback blowjobs anymore and the talent (number of hot women in a bar or disco) has fallen off a cliff compared to Pattaya 10-15+ years ago.

But Pattaya is still 100x better than anything else, so I will continue to go regardless of prices, service, and talent compared to what it was 10-15+ years ago.

Being realistic is the most important if you are going to post reports in the Pattaya section or any section on ISG. For pricing in Pattaya, if every monger budgets 2000 Baht per girl for a short time encounter, they will be safe. Some ladies will charge a little more or less depending on the venue, the location and type of girl, freelancer or bar girl and the type of service you want. But budgeting 2000 Baht is a safe bet. Some days you will pay a little more and other days a little less. It will all even out in the end.

**Falcon 95** · 04-15-25 00:30

Originally Posted by ElMexicant [View Original Post]

This story spans over a 8 months? Man, show us a pic of the Sandy and one us OGs will fuck her for you.

Relay this message to your OG's, whoever they are.

"Try and fail, but don't fail to try".

**ElMexicant** · 04-14-25 21:26

All I can say is mamasan that used to work WhatsUp made a change and took all the ultra hot girls with her. From which to where, you have to find out for yourself. No idea on WhatsUp, then do some research on here. At one time, was one of the best of the best. Probably funniest club ever. Now I am showing my old age.

**ElMexicant** · 04-14-25 21:22

Trying to escape from water fights on WS. Try to duck into Leela. Told them I would buy a drink. Was told no and that I was wrong color. Same happened at Boss. Oh well, at least Peppermint welcomed me with open arms. But it was bad, very bad. The Happy Group (Peppermint, Baccara, Beach, and Happy) do not bring happy or joy anymore. Sad that Electric Blue can make a comeback but Happy cannot.

**Mogwai** · 04-14-25 16:10

Originally Posted by NewtonYork [View Original Post]

What's the point of a blowjob if there's a condom involved? I get it with sex. Sure, condom, why not. But for a blowjob? This sounds like a scary and sad development.

This has been mentioned before by someone (don't know anymore if it was Rocko20 or someone else), but personally I have not experienced it. Not yet anyway.
Last time I was in Pattaya was in December last year, and all freelancers I had gave me a BBBJ. But I have to add that I always ask for BBFS upfront, so I guess that automatically includes BBBJ.